Okay, fine. Those poor fans last night deserved their free hot chocolate...
Scott Diamond gets his first start of the season this afternoon. He's on my fantasy team, so I'm hoping for a two hit shutout and expecting something mildly Halladay-ish (unfortunately, I'm talking 2013-era Halladay, so...). The Mets are sending out Matt Harvey, who looks something like the exact opposite of the type of pitcher the Twins batters want to be facing right now - lots of strikeouts, and lots of fly balls. Hicks ought to have fun with that.
Either way, it has to be better than last night, right?
Leaderboards
At Bats - Mauer, t-10th (43)Triples - Dozier & Plouffe, t-5th (1)
Walks - Willingham, 2nd (9)
Strikeouts - Hicks, t-1st (17)*
Strikeouts - Willingham, t-8th (13)
Hit By Pitch - Plouffe, 1st (3)
Hit By Pitch - Willingham, t-2nd (2)
Hit By Pitch - Florimon & Doumit, t-8th (1)
Sacrifices - Dozier, t-2nd (1)
Sac Flies - Dozier, Plouffe, & Parmelee t-5th (1)
Caught Stealing - Escobar, Hicks, Parmelee, Dozier, & Mastroianni, t-3rd (1)*
Steal Success Rate - Plouffe, t-1st (100%)
Outs Made - Hicks, t-1st (38)
WPA - Escobar, 7th (0.6)*
rWAR For Pitchers - Correia, 8th (0.7)W/L % - Swarzack, Roenicke, and Perkins, t-1st (1.000)*
BB/9 - Correia, 6th (1.256)
Games Played - Duesnsing, t-2nd (6)
Saves - Perkins, t-6th (2)
Innings Pitched - Correia, 10th (14.1)
Games Started - Worley, t-1st (3)
Games Started - Pelfrey, Hendriks, & Correia, t-8th (2)
Hits Allowed - Worley, 1st (25)
HR/9 - Worley & Correia, t-1st (0.0)
Losses - Worley, t-1st (2)
Wild Pitches - Roenicke, Pressley, Swarzack, & Burton, t-9th (1)
Hit By Pitch - Hendriks, t-8th (1)
Batters Faced - Worley, 7th (65)
Games Finished - Perkins, t-3rd (4)
*At least Hicks is having a better season so far than Brett Wallace (.048/.091/.048 - and he's gotten his 17 strikeouts in twenty two plate appearances).* The Twins obviously lead the majors in being caught stealing - and have fewer successful steals than any other team that tries so often.
* Of course, he made a full 0.5 of that based off of one play.
* All relievers
Bert relays the Twins want "Hendriks to be more consistent."
Well, I guess I do, too, but is that really going to come from blowing away more AAA batters?
The end of the Giants-Cubs game was the Cubbiest way to end a ballgame ever. Guy gets hurt striking out swinging.
whoa
a starting pitcher getting a strikeout.
Where's Rhu_Ru? The strikeout images haven't gotten much work in lately.
Well, through the first ten games, Twins starters have given up 22 runs during the first two innings. So, Diamond has just one more critical inning to get through.
That top of the first inning was a billion times better than last night.
It was better, but keep your nerdy sabermetrics out of this.
+1 VORP
Hicks continuing the streak early.
I like the Mets announcers so far. They have a lot of knowledge of baseball history, and spoke in specifics about old Twins teams as well as the '65 series. A little preparation is all I ask, and these guys brought it for an interleague series, even.
They did cite the old Hack Wilson record of 190 RBI instead of the revised 191, but other than that they seem pretty solid.
Ha, yeah. I did catch that.
Poor Hicksy didn't stand a chance against Harvey there.
We may not have scored any runs, but at least we didn't get any hits, either.
sorry, dick, reyes' injury was not almost as bad as that college basketball player's injury.
Yeah, it's not even close. The fact that Reyes' injury was shown twice is proof enough.
Okay, serious overhype aside, it's nice to have Diamond back.
It was rough when he was gone.
haven't cracked one yet, but i picked up a case of this for about $15 from the local costco. boo-yah.
I've made about $16 in tips lately, and I'm having a very strenuous internal debate as to whether I'd like some beer that isn't Genesee or Molson or I should be smart and save it.
I cracked open the first of my Black IPAs yesterday. It's a little early, but it's already pretty good. That's the one style I've got nailed. The others are going to take some work.
At least it won't be a perfect game.
I didn't realize the Sabres had a day game today as well. Though I do worry about watching that much suck at one time.
I'm not entirely sure how FTLT handles it.
The only Sabres games I pay attention to at games that I attend. That makes it pretty easy.
They pulled off a 1-0 win, which is nice.
I'm just so excited to live in a town with the NHL for the first time. I'm sure if we're here longer the novelty will wear off.
A) Dozier's OBP is under .200 at this point. I'd like to see more of Jamie Carroll in the coming games.
B) Dozier wears #2. That makes me sadly remember D-Span.
Who has a .467 OBP.
Alex Meyer had better be good.
#2 should make you think of Luis Rivas.
Rivas certainly makes me think of #2.
And the Twins's play makes me think of Rivas.
And #2.
Oof, this seems to be approaching ankiel-in levels.
Did anybody else Spooky that Hicks K?
It would've been more impressive if they'd spookied that he'd actually make contact with a pitch before doing so.
I'll try to do that later.
I wonder if Gardenhire will blast Willingham for not going hard into second onto that double play ball.
He should've tackled the second baseman.
I'm reading The Cheater's Guide to Baseball and that was apparently a common thing in 1880s baseball. Along with lots of other violent things.
Is that book good? I've seen it online, and stuff like that always interests me, so I've wondered if it might be worth a look.
I'm liking it. Zumsteg did a lot of research in olde timey baseball and it's great to read about the shenanigans they did. I should have it finished by next book day if you want a more thorough review.
🙁
GOSO.
GOSO.
hivemind.
Stupid Marion Bird
Stupid Myron.
ready aim Willingham!
I probably would've tried it against Willingham, too, but it's nice to see the pork steak get him out.
Willingham's arm isn't much, but come on, man.
Eh, one of the things that really surprised me when I went to the game last week is how Willingham seems to loaf on every single base hit down the line. It doesn't surprise me at all that people are going to start to test him.
I feel you, but that was as routine a single as it gets, practically.
Right, it was kind of crazy to go for it (though seeing how this inning has gone, they're lucky he did). I think it'll happen a lot as the season goes on, though.
Three hits to start the inning. Here's hoping Diamond's cap isn't just four innings.
I'm tempted to call that an infield double.
this would be a good time to get a strikeout
or a popup to the catcher
Does our fantasy baseball league give extra points for no-hitters?
I voted for that category, did you??
That's a category you can vote for?
In the pre-season poll for stat categories, it was an option. Perfect games was also an option.
Yeah, I am just trying to jinx the Mets in someway. It doesn't seem to be working.
You have Paul Harvey on your team?
Do I make the rest of the story joke now or do I wait until he gives up a hit?
Whenever you like. I'm gotten bored of waiting to use it.
Ploofda
You know, I think I was enjoying baseball a lot more before this week.
MLB.tv gives me the ability to follow any team I want, but the team I really want to follow is this one. Oh well.
Cripes, this is terrible.
Oh, for the love.
I know Plouffe isn't going to be like Koskie and go from bad to great, but could he at least go from terrible to mediocre?
WTF?
Unfortunate.
Oh, good GOD. He Vladded that one.
Not quite as impressive on the replay, but I thought it looked like a double play pitch.
Looks like we should save Diamond for long relief.
lets hope the Mets pitcher has had to sit in the dugout so long he cools down and the Twins get a few bloops then a blast
Frown.
This is the worst thing I've ever seen.
Okay, I'm just LOLing at this crap now.
Buck's hitting a homer here, isn't he?
Was the rehab start Diamond's only game he played? He missed spring training and made one rehab start. Well duh he isn't going to last long.
His rehab start went pretty much like this one: three or four really good innings, then he fell apart. Either he's not healthy yet or he needs to build up his arm.
Dick keeps saying "in essence", as if it wouldn't be just as simple to say "It is
in essenceanother short start." or "The Mets strung together a bunch of hitsin essenceknocking him out of the game."I have a co-worker who constantly uses "basically" and "essentially," when the best word choice is none at all.
It's almost more maddening here, because it's obviously a ploy to keep the narrative of Diamond-as-ace going. Diamond didn't have a short start just now, he had "in essence" a short start. If Scott Baker had pitched this game, Dick Bremer's exact words would have been "that little pansy is the worst player of all time, he couldn't pitch a full five innings if his mother were being held at gunpoint".
See? Such is the power of words, Dick. Don't be a skank.
The closest thing I can come up with to the Twins broadcast is the announcing for a pro wrestling show. The difference, of course, is that pro wrestling is scripted, so it makes sense for the announcers to sell a narrative.
remember that 'Craft Beer Stand' at Yankee Stadium? it has a new name.
Actually, that's the whole story. It deserves to be here, though.
Is it going to be like the new Coke machines with 100 flavors and you can mix'n'match?
I absolutely love those. Linds and I went to a Five Guys a few weeks ago that had one. The paralysis of choice has never gripped me so strongly. Eventually, I mixed a cherry Mello Yellow with a Raspberry Hi-C, because why not?
A not hit!
I remember these!
...sort of
I knew Merlin would come through.
home plate ump is Marty Foster. he was the one that gave Joe Nathan that ridiculous strike call earlier this week.
On the bright side, my minivan passed smog. But I was hoping for a little bit better job by you guys to this point.
Ugh. Four runs? That's, like, the exact amount it had to be for me to not bail. So here I sit.
Ah, but you can't bail on a no-hitter.
That's true, too. One more Twins hit and unanswered Mets run, and I'm out!
But what if the hit is a HR? Then you have to stay. Maybe.
I'm gonna make a flowchart.
Sounds more fun than watching the game...
Like I said, I need both to get me out of here.
I have a good feeling about this upcoming half inning.
Wow, your feelings couldn't possibly lie any more cruelly than that.
It's been a long off season. My ability to anticipate good things is rusty.
no hitter alert
I have never - I repeat, never - seen a no hitter in its entirety on TV. I listened to Erickson's on the radio, but I've never seen one.
Never.
It simply hasn't happened.
I am pretty sure I watched Frankie's in its entirety. Or at least most of it.
I saw the last three innings of that one. To this point, it's the biggest chunk of a no hitter I've seen.
I watched Baker's eight perfect innings and the remaining two innings in another perfect game. That counts, right?
I watched most of Liriano's no hitter. I think I ducked out for a half hour to watch a network show.
but Liriano's sure felt different than this one because he walked about 36 pale hosers
I saw all of Liriano's, and I've seen the last two or three innings of several, thanks to MLB.tv. I've never seen one in its entirety that was...impressive.
I saw most of Weaver's against the Twins, but not all. That's as close as I've gotten.
...And now you know the fifth inning of the story.
Spooky - you have mail.
Don't worry guys, I have a bad feeling about this half inning.
At least half of my feelings still work.
Uh, Dick, Santana was never the same pitcher even before his no-hitter.
Prediction: Hicks gets the first hit. Into the second deck.
Hey, I don't know if you know it, but this cat is throwing a no-hitter. A no-freaking-hitter.
That's amazing! I've never seen one of those. Never!
not a strikeout.
...And now you know the sixth inning of the story.
Hicks now batting my age. The sample size is getting larger.
Mets guys said at the beginning of the game that Gardenhire told them "He's not going anywhere - not to AAA, and not lower in the order."
That's because he's consistent!
Ok guys, we're going to totally break up the no-hitter this inning. Maybe.
PSYCHIC!
Dazz very helpful: "If the Twins could get that first hit...might be able to get to Harvey...."
Why trot out Fien there? The roster is lousy with long relievers.
Or does that now count as a close-enough defecit to use up the good relievers?
...And now you know the rest of the story.
Now that's how you end a no-hitter.
Oh Canada!!010001001
That'll do, Mountie.
Mount that!
MOUNTIE
Poor nibbish.
You called it, greek.
Apparently, ambivalence is the key.
That's good to learn, because my emotional attachment to the 2013 Twins is minimal.
It's also the closest I've gotten to spookying a homer this year, but I think I just really wanted to see one.
That's Harvey's fifth hit given up in 21 innings this year. Sweet Jeebus.
And his first home run.
Son of a bitch, my stream froze and I missed it.
Parms: the Buck stops here.
I just remembered I watched all of Freddy Garcia's 1-0 1-hit loss. That was also very close to watching a no-hitter, with an awesome outcome.
Jacque Jones!
As if I wasn't already enjoying this broadcast enough, the color guy takes a look at Harvey's stats and says "That's dominating, to say the least. I'd like to see his Strat-O card."
THE TWINS ARE GOING TO WIN OR LOSE THIS GAME!!!
Well, now you're just trying to pad your clairvoyance stats.
Touche.
Mets announcers provide a nice story about Chili Davis, who apparently was a thorn for Doc Gooden. He hit a homer off Gooden one day.
Reporter: How did you hit a home run off of the great Doc Gooden?
Chili Davis: He ain't God, man.
Yeah, that made me giggle.
did bert just almost call willingham "josh hamilton"? i'm pretty sure he did.
well, both are hitting in the .100's
22 innings, 6 hits, 2 runs, 25 Ks to 6 walks. Man oh man.
I'm glad he's in the NL.
He needs to stop trying to strike everybody out so that he can go deeper into ballgames.
I'm sure Bert approves. For some reason.
I know nothing about the guy. Was he a top prospect?
Bert using Hendricks' one win as evidence he needs more work in AAA.
Honestly, the only time he seems to understand the meaninglessness of the Win is when he refers it back to his own bad luck career.
Pauerful.
Power of positive thinking.
Pauer.
Shorts weather outside -- I hope you'll understand that when I say that I decided to do yard work instead of the ballgame
Joe Mauer hits make me happy.
w00t!
happy pork!
Mountie! Mountie! Mountie!
There. All they had to do was get Tom Seaver out of the game.
Seaver wishes. Have you seen that season line?!?!?!?!?
Hammer time!
Nice D, Baxter.
Looks like I showed up just in time
craptasm.
crax. Blow it up.
Boo-urns.
The ump hasn't called pitches that far outside all day, but whatever.
That's five losses in a row, but I suppose an engaging loss is the next best thing to a win.
If you're gonna suck, might as well go all in and make it interesting for us to watch.
If this follows the series patterns so far this season (L-W-W or L-L-L) we know what tomorrow's outcome will be.
White Sox lose. Both the Twins and Sox are 4-7. So theres that.
Twins starters have a BABIP of .354 this season coming into this game and today the Mets were 7-for-18 on balls in play against Diamond, most of those hits coming in the fourth (with a homer to boot). Worley's BABIP is .455. The Twins' HR/flyball ratio is pretty low, so that may all balance out in the end, but it would be nice to stop seeing some weak hits falling in and maybe an occasional liner to the glove.
I also wonder if the Twins' perennial slow starts are due to their unwillingness to stretch out the starters in spring training. They don't let them go deep in spring training and then they don't understand why they aren't going deeper early in the season.
I agree that I'd like to see the starters throw more innings in spring training, but I think the main problem with the starters this year is that they're just not all that good.
I blame greekhouse.
Hey!
In Olympic judging, they throw out the high and low score. If we did that in this game, the Twins win 1-0! Git R Dun, Billy Smith! In the mean time, though, we'll just have to settle for 155-7.