Pujols DHing. I wonder if the AL evaluator is right about Pujols' legs. He could be an expensive DH real soon.
Mastro reinjured his ankle.
if the Twins he learned anything after the past 2 losing seasons, they should put him on the DL now
Uh, Bert, a guy a career .105 ISO isn't exactly considered to have "power".
Oops, I am having math issues today. His career ISO is slightly above the league average. Still don't think that counts.
Yes, but his ISO against the Twins is approximately 600.
Pretty close: .438. Second highest OPS-against. Highest if you exclude the two PAs against the Reds. Tied for most home runs against.
I'm here. I'll be in and out. I'm trying to put the finishing touches on this article.
ruh ruh. "Some Dude vs. Some Other Dude", and we're still in April and only 2 games out of first!
Our Wednesday game logs have been last second affairs.
I am firing cheaptoy. Effective October 1.
Wait, Dozier is leading off now? Eh, at least Mauer is still in the second spot, I guess.
I am impressed with Gardy's new-found dedication for batting Mauer second. Naturally, this is offset by his original desire to make Ramirez the DH.
Yeah, couldn't Arcia have stuck around? C'mon, did anyone really expect Willingham to only miss one day?
It was Ramirez's second child, so what evs.
I thought the combination of paternity leave and available playing time in the outfield might have opened the door slightly for Oswaldo, but I guess not.
You know the rules. Day-to-day for a couple of weeks, with maybe a pinch-hitting appearance in the middle, THEN DL, THEN Tommy John.
That does sound familiar, now that you mention it.
Tommy John required when infield dirt found in his ligament. Sadly, he took Dazzle's advice.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I am a happy camper tonight. The Bureau of Military History has made many of the Witness Statements available online, including the ones I need.
Witness Statements from what?
Irish Volunteers, Irish Republican Brotherhood, IRA and other various factions in Irish independence, as well as their relatives and pretty much anyone with a connection. Some time after independence, it was decided to get as many statements as possible to record the history. They are all sealed until after the testifier's death just to be safe.
I won't believe until I see it, and I won't see it because I refuse to look.
It's okay- Joe has as many hits in this game as Hicks has all season, so it evens out.
At this rate, it'll take until April 27th for Hicks to match Joe's game from yesterday in terms of hits.
He traded them for home runs.
Productive [haff caff grumble grumble] out.
Man muscles would be nice about here.
Joe's got him right where he wants him now.
pussy single!
Muscled through the infield!
Pussy singles hitter.
Joseph. Patrick. Mauer.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
booooooooo
JMIVGAB.
I wonder if my dad liked that.
It's almost 9:00 and it's not yet the third inning. Sometimes, I hate being on the east coast.
Yes, this is taking some adjusting to, but it's better than being on Central European Time.
Curate this lead, kids. I'm out.
Wasn't Vargas pretty good last year?
{check MLB stat page for myself}
Heck, last three years he's been pretty good. Wonder how much of that was Safeco.
{quick glimpse at splits}
Um, quite a bit. Over 2 runs better on ERA at home in 2010 (2.86 vs. 4.85) and 2012 (2.74 vs. 4.78)- 2011 is reversed, but by less than a run (4.56 at home, 3.79 on the road). Still, he's thrown a lot of innings the last couple years.
Pelfrey trying to give back some runs.
And succeeding.
The great ones know how to keep it close.
Jack Morris has made a serious HoF campaign about this
Okay, that's enough- knock it off.
Thank you.
That was unpleasant.
So LENIII is really talking Mauer up on twitter so far this season. Correct me if I am wrong but wasn't he one of the leaders of the boo-Joe campaign last season?
I was never sure if LENIII was serious or tongue-in-cheek with that. Of course, I didn't follow it extremely closely, either.
I've never known LENIII to be completely unreasonable. That would suggest he was being tongue-in-cheek.
Judging by the tone of his articles I've read, that was what I thought was most likely, too.
yeah, Im not getting what his point is (is it snark? is it hate? is it a KFAN bit?)
I dont remember what he was saying last year
Whoever is sitting near the crowd mic on the Angels' feed needs to chill out.
Florimon with the not error.
a double play would be awesome.
Ok, this is NOT Pelfrey's fault.
Well, whoever's fault it is, they need to knock it off.
It's Casilla's Florimon's fault.
is anyone else have a problem with mlb.tv on the PS3 where it keeps randomly jumping around to different parts of the game? i'm in the bottom of the 2nd for the time being. i feel like billy pilgrim.
How can you be sure there's something wrong with your feed? Maybe, you're travelling through time!
Let us know how it turns out.
Yeah, let me know how I die. I promise to act surprised when the time comes.
SEE BELOW!
The Shrike!
heh.
mlb.tv is being kooky tonight. It keeps moving me to the bottom of the second. That is enjoyable for Twins runs but irritating for obvious reasons.
I just moved to the Angels feed and that seems to be working. I think. For now.
You and HJ seem to be having the same time travel issue. There's nothing wrong with mine.
this is happened a couple times before as well. honestly, i'm not paying 100% attention to the game, so i'll look up now and then and suddenly get very confused.
man, its only the bottom of the 4th inning.
You guys suck. I left at 3-0 good guys.
I've stopped blaming Casilla and started to blame Florimonster.
This Mauer guy is okay.
So, Joe Mauer.
Twins baseball?
Pujols would have had that.
not the face!!!
Oh, snap. Justin with some head hunting on that lined ground ball.
That crazy Canadian is always trying to assassinate people.
BOOOOOOOOO
So, I got a mixed case of Sam Adams IPA flavahs at Costco a couple of weeks ago. I'll give it an "interesting". Worth a try. Tonight is the Dark Depths Baltic IPA. It's got some Baltic Porter character with a bit more hops. Pretty good, actually. But not an IPA.
The Bros. rate it as good. But they classify it as a Baltic Porter. Again, I concur.
Royalton, Minnesota. One of those annoying speed traps towns that slows down the drive up north.
SABRmetrics? This ought to go well.
Bert: "I'm personally not a fan of it."
Everyone else: That is how you got in the HOF, you doofus.
Dick: "I like it when it supports what I see on the ballfield."
What Would Vin Scully Say?
Because Dick is the greatest mind of all time.
Bert: "I don't use them. I know you [Dick] and I do a lot of research [snort!!!] before each game, but I don't look at the WAR or that stuff."
I'm not asking for Gleeman to be on the broadcast, but can we please retire these two clowns and get some fresh perspective for the first time in a score?
FYI: Joe is good.
Question of the day: "Are you guys fans of sabermetric stats?"
I eagerly await the answer.
They show the formula for "Power-Speed Number". Leading edge there.
Perk on the radio in-game!
Nice contrast to Dick'n'Bert babbling about SABRmetrics. Bert: "It didn't help me when I was on the mound."
neither did some retired dude telling stories in the booth, Bert.
Wife: "That's the point! You didn't get any help."
Yep. There's a reason I married her. Eventually I'll get her to read Moneyball.
#winning
Walks will kill (interest).
That infield swarm was awesome. Naturally it almost falls in.
so, he got hit in the middle of his back with a thrown ball?
Yes. Middle/upper back.
Whaa? I wasn't listening.
Time to call up Arcia again?
🙁
Not cool, dude. Not. Cool.
Wha' happened?
NVM, I see it above.
Hicks: walking machine?
My rule on pitching. When facing a dude who's hitting .045 with a .000 isoP, throw strikes.
If you only have one rule on pitching, that's the one to have.
Hicks is going to has a slash line of .047/.200/.047 after tonight
Williams seems to have lost the strike zone.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c412hqucHKw
Doozer!
Your new lead off man!
OH YEAH!
I'm going to bed. Looks like I'll have 1.5 games to watch tomorrow!
P.S. Tell novak not to lynch me.
You are in big trouble if the 'pen chokes this up.
mm, grilled ham-n-cheese is calling.
Snapper mow em down!
That inning was... unexpected.
Sickstrikestacks?
Sweatsock is da man!
Sideswipe!
Between Kendrick's lackadaisical feed on that ground ball and Iannetta's retrieval of that wild pitch, the Angels defense has clearly stopped caring tonight.
Probably realized they're playing for Scioscia and that any of their personal successes only make him look good, so why bother trying?
Which manager gets fired earlier in 2013: Gardenhire or Scioscia?
Countdown to the moment after Scioscia gets tossed when Seth Davis/Jay Bilas Tom Verducci/Jon Heyman moan about how "absolutely sick" they are to see such a "great guy" lose his job.
He has a contract through 2018. Assuming it's guaranteed, that's a lot of money to lose. I would guess it is not 100% guaranteed though.
So you're telling me, mark sean down for Gardenhire.
*hands over a $50*
Worst. Contract. Ever.
Scioscia. Twins won't fire Gardy midseason.
The last manager fired by the Twins was dismissed mid-season. Of course, that was almost 30 years ago.
I'd be surprised if Gardy is in that much trouble. My guess is that the Twins front-office realizes the talent just isn't that good right now. Unless the Twins completely go into the tank this year, I think we'll have Gardy around for a while yet.
I like this reliever version of Swarzakkkk.
Fits my anecdotal beliefs about him:
Pitches his best when he's not expecting to pitch.
I believe he got close to a no-hitter last year (or two years ago) when he was an emergency starter.
Was with my father-in-law at Kramarczuk's and I had committed to buying a jersey with the nonsense word "SWARZAK" on it if Starlung completed the no-hitter.
Zack, that tool on Facebook you keep inflicting upon yourself via Mauer argument is definitely the least intelligent "Brooks M." I've ever observed.
Crap, there's more than one "Brooks M."? Does Spooky know?
[Wags Eyebrows]
*waggles
Damnit.
I am...conflicted about this news.
He is not the brightest bulb. I'm not sure why I bother, but I also just can't handle watching fools drool out moronic things about Mauer not hitting enough RBIs.
I should probably stop. There'll be less competition to try to get tickets when he's enshrined in the Hall that way.
That Mauer character is a pretty good pussy-singles hitter.
wow
just wow
Joe Fou(e)r.
When I'm missing a fifteen-hit barrage with four more for Mauer, I really need you guys to call me and tell me to leave work.
Probably doesn't need to be said, but...
I'm all for Gardy letting Schwarzbier try for the four-inning save.
In fact, I'll crack a Chimney Sweep to do my best to make it happen.
don't jinx Satansore.
So, the sun was out and warm today and the Twins are scoring runs... am I dreaming?
zooom! Where have you been? You put the "O" in WGOM.
Well, I took on a second job. I have been putting the "O" in hockey dad. I declined coaching baseball this summer, so I hope to be able to cruise the game logs more often. I read through the last couple, and realized how much I missed this place.
Oh, and I was honored to have HAL in the WGOM banner. Makes me not want to change my avatar...ever.
I had to shoehorn in one more person. When HAL's properties dawned on me, everything came together.
some issues with the links to banners on the banners page, FYI. like the avatar one, fer instance.
Thanks. I have some stuff to add there anyway, so I should get to it soon.
welcome back. you have been missed.
Thanks. It's been a while, but I see Gardy hasn't changed since I've been gone.
Woooaaaahhhhh!!!!! HEere we go guysSS!
Snorezit for the save... One out whooooo!!!!
should be 2
This is what I have been watching listening to these games for, for the last half-decade.
Make it happen Skillsaw!
Nooo!!! Plouffer wanted to pitch the ninth I guess.
Perk warming in case a run scores.
Is he throwing or just stretching?
If a run scores, it's not a save sitch. Need another baserunner, too.
potential tying run is on deck. Squawkers tell me its a save oppy for Perk.
right. At that point, it wasn't a run scoring that would have caused a save opp (for a new reliever), but another baserunner.
Which was Schuck. who then got on base. chasing Squirtslug from the game.
Schuck vs Shakelite: mathcup of the ages.
"J.B. Shuck?" If you'd told me today he was an MLB figure, I would have guessed he was a turn-of-last-century eccentric owner.
The Angels have both him and [redacted] on their active roster!
Oh, c'mon Gardy! Let Sodastream finish this.
Shamspam with the SOC.
Nope, it was already a Save Opp for the pitcher-on-the-mound. Nothing created.
Official ruling?
You created these stats, right?
Official ruling because I'm a flighty bitch sometimes and I don't want things counting against Sorespank tonight.
heh.
Of course, had he come in with a four-run lead and one run in the seventh, it'd definitely be a SOC.
WHY DO YOU HATE AMR, GARDY
It's Plouffe and Schuck whom I blame. Grady let Stillwarm go out there for the ninth.
I blame Casilla Plouffe
Crax. Save sitch for Perk.
Booo! Booo! Scarecot needed a chance to become a proven Saveget.
Savesnatch. Gotta get the esses in the right places.
I'm going a bit expressionist tonite.
The silverfox with the K.
The Twins need to have a Glen Perkins' Neckbeard give-away day one of these days.
FSN audio magically switched to the Angels feed. odd
Thanks. I thought I was losing my mind!
ugh. And Poo-holes is up.
That's why you catch those, Parm.
TWINS BASEBALL!!!!!!!!!
man oh man.
Hey, whaddayano, that whole "Tying run represented by batter on deck" thing coming to be needed?
HO-LEE SHEEEIT
and finally, the Silver Fox puts this one behind closed doors.
There's a goofy finish.
He should've been thrown out for running inside the line anyways. What a weird route to first for PooHoles.
I just turned the game on for the 9th, why did we have the Angels play-by-play there?
I dont know. FSN dropped out and it went to the Angles feed
God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I totally forgot that M11 is the Miracle Worker.
just a routine 5-6-3 putout to end the game.
jeesh
Wild are up 5-1. Nice to see them healthy.
I was going to point that out. Canucks lost, but gained a point because it went to a shootout. The division's fading but the playoffs are looking more and more likely, as we separate a bit from the glut of teams in the middle.
Vancouver has played 42 games, they have accumulated 7 Bettman points. The Wild only 3
did i hear that plouffe was charged with only his 2nd error of the season tonight? seems like more than that.
Another nice win for Pelfrey, who's 2-1 with a 7.30 ERA. Livanesque!
crafty veteran-ness.
Pitching to the score.
you know, if his defense would turn a double play every once in a while he wouldnt give up so many runs.
Pujols DHing. I wonder if the AL evaluator is right about Pujols' legs. He could be an expensive DH real soon.
Mastro reinjured his ankle.
if the Twins he learned anything after the past 2 losing seasons, they should put him on the DL now
Uh, Bert, a guy a career .105 ISO isn't exactly considered to have "power".
Oops, I am having math issues today. His career ISO is slightly above the league average. Still don't think that counts.
Yes, but his ISO against the Twins is approximately 600.
Pretty close: .438. Second highest OPS-against. Highest if you exclude the two PAs against the Reds. Tied for most home runs against.
I'm here. I'll be in and out. I'm trying to put the finishing touches on this article.
ruh ruh. "Some Dude vs. Some Other Dude", and we're still in April and only 2 games out of first!
Our Wednesday game logs have been last second affairs.
I am firing cheaptoy. Effective October 1.
Wait, Dozier is leading off now? Eh, at least Mauer is still in the second spot, I guess.
I am impressed with Gardy's new-found dedication for batting Mauer second. Naturally, this is offset by his original desire to make Ramirez the DH.
Yeah, couldn't Arcia have stuck around? C'mon, did anyone really expect Willingham to only miss one day?
It was Ramirez's second child, so what evs.
I thought the combination of paternity leave and available playing time in the outfield might have opened the door slightly for Oswaldo, but I guess not.
You know the rules. Day-to-day for a couple of weeks, with maybe a pinch-hitting appearance in the middle, THEN DL, THEN Tommy John.
That does sound familiar, now that you mention it.
Tommy John required when infield dirt found in his ligament. Sadly, he took Dazzle's advice.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I am a happy camper tonight. The Bureau of Military History has made many of the Witness Statements available online, including the ones I need.
Witness Statements from what?
Irish Volunteers, Irish Republican Brotherhood, IRA and other various factions in Irish independence, as well as their relatives and pretty much anyone with a connection. Some time after independence, it was decided to get as many statements as possible to record the history. They are all sealed until after the testifier's death just to be safe.
If you're interested. I'm using Mickey Spillane WS 132.
Bookmarked for a future lazy day. Thanks!
not a strikeout
holding the shift key slowed me down.
that's a crutch.
NOT A STRIKE OUT!
I like Walking Hicks.
Hicks has 2 more walks than Joe Mauer.
That can't be right.
Strange but true.
I won't believe until I see it, and I won't see it because I refuse to look.
It's okay- Joe has as many hits in this game as Hicks has all season, so it evens out.
At this rate, it'll take until April 27th for Hicks to match Joe's game from yesterday in terms of hits.
He traded them for home runs.
Productive [haff caff grumble grumble] out.
Man muscles would be nice about here.
Joe's got him right where he wants him now.
pussy single!
Muscled through the infield!
Pussy singles hitter.
Joseph. Patrick. Mauer.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
booooooooo
JMIVGAB.
I wonder if my dad liked that.
It's almost 9:00 and it's not yet the third inning. Sometimes, I hate being on the east coast.
Yes, this is taking some adjusting to, but it's better than being on Central European Time.
Curate this lead, kids. I'm out.
Wasn't Vargas pretty good last year?
{check MLB stat page for myself}
Heck, last three years he's been pretty good. Wonder how much of that was Safeco.
{quick glimpse at splits}
Um, quite a bit. Over 2 runs better on ERA at home in 2010 (2.86 vs. 4.85) and 2012 (2.74 vs. 4.78)- 2011 is reversed, but by less than a run (4.56 at home, 3.79 on the road). Still, he's thrown a lot of innings the last couple years.
Pelfrey trying to give back some runs.
And succeeding.
The great ones know how to keep it close.
Jack Morris has made a serious HoF campaign about this
Okay, that's enough- knock it off.
Thank you.
That was unpleasant.
So LENIII is really talking Mauer up on twitter so far this season. Correct me if I am wrong but wasn't he one of the leaders of the boo-Joe campaign last season?
I was never sure if LENIII was serious or tongue-in-cheek with that. Of course, I didn't follow it extremely closely, either.
I've never known LENIII to be completely unreasonable. That would suggest he was being tongue-in-cheek.
Judging by the tone of his articles I've read, that was what I thought was most likely, too.
yeah, Im not getting what his point is (is it snark? is it hate? is it a KFAN bit?)
I dont remember what he was saying last year
Whoever is sitting near the crowd mic on the Angels' feed needs to chill out.
Florimon with the not error.
a double play would be awesome.
Ok, this is NOT Pelfrey's fault.
Well, whoever's fault it is, they need to knock it off.
It's
Casilla'sFlorimon's fault.is anyone else have a problem with mlb.tv on the PS3 where it keeps randomly jumping around to different parts of the game? i'm in the bottom of the 2nd for the time being. i feel like billy pilgrim.
How can you be sure there's something wrong with your feed? Maybe, you're travelling through time!
Let us know how it turns out.
Yeah, let me know how I die. I promise to act surprised when the time comes.
SEE BELOW!
The Shrike!
heh.
mlb.tv is being kooky tonight. It keeps moving me to the bottom of the second. That is enjoyable for Twins runs but irritating for obvious reasons.
I just moved to the Angels feed and that seems to be working. I think. For now.
You and HJ seem to be having the same time travel issue. There's nothing wrong with mine.
this is happened a couple times before as well. honestly, i'm not paying 100% attention to the game, so i'll look up now and then and suddenly get very confused.
man, its only the bottom of the 4th inning.
You guys suck. I left at 3-0 good guys.
I've stopped blaming Casilla and started to blame Florimonster.
This Mauer guy is okay.
So, Joe Mauer.
Twins baseball?
Pujols would have had that.
not the face!!!
Oh, snap. Justin with some head hunting on that lined ground ball.
That crazy Canadian is always trying to assassinate people.
BOOOOOOOOO
So, I got a mixed case of Sam Adams IPA flavahs at Costco a couple of weeks ago. I'll give it an "interesting". Worth a try. Tonight is the Dark Depths Baltic IPA. It's got some Baltic Porter character with a bit more hops. Pretty good, actually. But not an IPA.
The Bros. rate it as good. But they classify it as a Baltic Porter. Again, I concur.
Royalton, Minnesota. One of those annoying
speed trapstowns that slows down the drive up north.SABRmetrics? This ought to go well.
Bert: "I'm personally not a fan of it."
Everyone else: That is how you got in the HOF, you doofus.
Wife: "How can you 'not be a fan' of a stat?"
And now he acknowledges the "so called experts".
seanwife has sean's back.
this discussion reminds me of a thread about E.O. Wilson I read today in which he opined that you don't need very high numeracy to be a good scientist today.
Dick: "I like it when it supports what I see on the ballfield."
What Would Vin Scully Say?
Because Dick is the greatest mind of all time.
Bert: "I don't use them. I know you [Dick] and I do a lot of research [snort!!!] before each game, but I don't look at the WAR or that stuff."
I'm not asking for Gleeman to be on the broadcast, but can we please retire these two clowns and get some fresh perspective for the first time in a score?
FYI: Joe is good.
Question of the day: "Are you guys fans of sabermetric stats?"
I eagerly await the answer.
They show the formula for "Power-Speed Number". Leading edge there.
Perk on the radio in-game!
Nice contrast to Dick'n'Bert babbling about SABRmetrics. Bert: "It didn't help me when I was on the mound."
neither did some retired dude telling stories in the booth, Bert.
Wife: "That's the point! You didn't get any help."
Yep. There's a reason I married her. Eventually I'll get her to read Moneyball.
#winning
Walks will kill (interest).
That infield swarm was awesome. Naturally it almost falls in.
that was interesting...
Sugarshack warming up.
I love that song
I think Bert just said "cybermetics".
I think Bert called SABRmetrics 'cybernetics'
Judgement Day is coming.
TWO strikeouts!
Hamilton going so bad right now that Pelfrey struck him out.
so far this season, FSN has used Dropkick Murphys and Paramore as bumper music.
I can't believe it's only been 5 innings. Sometimes, mc has a point about the length of games.
Yes, but nine runs have scored along with 16 hits.
Yeah, this has been a slow game. Almost Yankees-Sux slow.
I actually went to bed, got a full night's sleep and woke up just to find out we're still in the fifth.
And we lynched you because Novak took advantage of you leaving.
Stupid Novak.
Stupid village for listening to him.
Ramirez felled by an errant throwback.
Looks like it hit him in the thoracic vertabrae*. Has to hurt, but hopefully fine for tomorrow.
* Thanks Repository for making me sound smart.
so, he got hit in the middle of his back with a thrown ball?
Yes. Middle/upper back.
Whaa? I wasn't listening.
Time to call up Arcia again?
🙁
Not cool, dude. Not. Cool.
Wha' happened?NVM, I see it above.
Hicks: walking machine?
My rule on pitching. When facing a dude who's hitting .045 with a .000 isoP, throw strikes.
If you only have one rule on pitching, that's the one to have.
Hicks is going to has a slash line of .047/.200/.047 after tonight
Williams seems to have lost the strike zone.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c412hqucHKw
Doozer!
Your new lead off man!
OH YEAH!
I'm going to bed. Looks like I'll have 1.5 games to watch tomorrow!
P.S. Tell novak not to lynch me.
You are in big trouble if the 'pen chokes this up.
mm, grilled ham-n-cheese is calling.
Snapper mow em down!
That inning was... unexpected.
Sickstrikestacks?
Sweatsock is da man!
Sideswipe!
Between Kendrick's lackadaisical feed on that ground ball and Iannetta's retrieval of that wild pitch, the Angels defense has clearly stopped caring tonight.
Probably realized they're playing for Scioscia and that any of their personal successes only make him look good, so why bother trying?
Which manager gets fired earlier in 2013: Gardenhire or Scioscia?
Countdown to the moment after Scioscia gets tossed when
Seth Davis/Jay BilasTom Verducci/Jon Heyman moan about how "absolutely sick" they are to see such a "great guy" lose his job.He has a contract through 2018. Assuming it's guaranteed, that's a lot of money to lose. I would guess it is not 100% guaranteed though.
So you're telling me, mark sean down for Gardenhire.
*hands over a $50*
Worst. Contract. Ever.
Scioscia. Twins won't fire Gardy midseason.
The last manager fired by the Twins was dismissed mid-season. Of course, that was almost 30 years ago.
I'd be surprised if Gardy is in that much trouble. My guess is that the Twins front-office realizes the talent just isn't that good right now. Unless the Twins completely go into the tank this year, I think we'll have Gardy around for a while yet.
I like this reliever version of Swarzakkkk.
Fits my anecdotal beliefs about him:
Pitches his best when he's not expecting to pitch.
I believe he got close to a no-hitter last year (or two years ago) when he was an emergency starter.
perhaps this game against LAAAAAAAAA
That's the one.
Was with my father-in-law at Kramarczuk's and I had committed to buying a jersey with the nonsense word "SWARZAK" on it if Starlung completed the no-hitter.
Zack, that tool on Facebook you keep inflicting upon yourself via Mauer argument is definitely the least intelligent "Brooks M." I've ever observed.
Crap, there's more than one "Brooks M."? Does Spooky know?
[Wags Eyebrows]
*waggles
Damnit.
I am...conflicted about this news.
He is not the brightest bulb. I'm not sure why I bother, but I also just can't handle watching fools drool out moronic things about Mauer not hitting enough RBIs.
I should probably stop. There'll be less competition to try to get tickets when he's enshrined in the Hall that way.
That Mauer character is a pretty good pussy-singles hitter.
wow
just wow
Joe Fou(e)r.
When I'm missing a fifteen-hit barrage with four more for Mauer, I really need you guys to call me and tell me to leave work.
Probably doesn't need to be said, but...
I'm all for Gardy letting Schwarzbier try for the four-inning save.
In fact, I'll crack a Chimney Sweep to do my best to make it happen.
don't jinx Satansore.
So, the sun was out and warm today and the Twins are scoring runs... am I dreaming?
zooom! Where have you been? You put the "O" in WGOM.
Well, I took on a second job. I have been putting the "O" in hockey dad. I declined coaching baseball this summer, so I hope to be able to cruise the game logs more often. I read through the last couple, and realized how much I missed this place.
Oh, and I was honored to have HAL in the WGOM banner. Makes me not want to change my avatar...ever.
I had to shoehorn in one more person. When HAL's properties dawned on me, everything came together.
some issues with the links to banners on the banners page, FYI. like the avatar one, fer instance.
Thanks. I have some stuff to add there anyway, so I should get to it soon.
welcome back. you have been missed.
Thanks. It's been a while, but I see Gardy hasn't changed since I've been gone.
Were those the dulcet tones of Marney?
looks like the last 3 inning save by a Twins player was Craig Breslow ( 🙁 ) in 2008
last 4 inning save was Brian Bass !!! also in 2008
Woooaaaahhhhh!!!!! HEere we go guysSS!
Snorezit for the save... One out whooooo!!!!
should be 2
This is what I have been
watchinglistening to these games for, for the last half-decade.Make it happen Skillsaw!
Nooo!!! Plouffer wanted to pitch the ninth I guess.
Perk warming in case a run scores.
Is he throwing or just stretching?
If a run scores, it's not a save sitch. Need another baserunner, too.
potential tying run is on deck. Squawkers tell me its a save oppy for Perk.
right. At that point, it wasn't a run scoring that would have caused a save opp (for a new reliever), but another baserunner.
Which was Schuck. who then got on base. chasing Squirtslug from the game.
Schuck vs Shakelite: mathcup of the ages.
"J.B. Shuck?" If you'd told me today he was an MLB figure, I would have guessed he was a turn-of-last-century eccentric owner.
The Angels have both him and [redacted] on their active roster!
Oh, c'mon Gardy! Let Sodastream finish this.
Shamspam with the SOC.
Nope, it was already a Save Opp for the pitcher-on-the-mound. Nothing created.
Official ruling?
You created these stats, right?
Official ruling because I'm a flighty bitch sometimes and I don't want things counting against Sorespank tonight.
heh.
Of course, had he come in with a four-run lead and one run in the seventh, it'd definitely be a SOC.
WHY DO YOU HATE AMR, GARDY
It's Plouffe and Schuck whom I blame. Grady let Stillwarm go out there for the ninth.
I blame
CasillaPlouffeCrax. Save sitch for Perk.
Booo! Booo! Scarecot needed a chance to become a proven Saveget.
Savesnatch. Gotta get the esses in the right places.
I'm going a bit expressionist tonite.
The silverfox with the K.
The Twins need to have a Glen Perkins' Neckbeard give-away day one of these days.
FSN audio magically switched to the Angels feed. odd
Thanks. I thought I was losing my mind!
ugh. And Poo-holes is up.
That's why you catch those, Parm.
TWINS BASEBALL!!!!!!!!!
man oh man.
Hey, whaddayano, that whole "Tying run represented by batter on deck" thing coming to be needed?
HO-LEE SHEEEIT
and finally, the Silver Fox puts this one behind closed doors.
There's a goofy finish.
He should've been thrown out for running inside the line anyways. What a weird route to first for PooHoles.
I just turned the game on for the 9th, why did we have the Angels play-by-play there?
I dont know. FSN dropped out and it went to the Angles feed
God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I totally forgot that M11 is the Miracle Worker.
just a routine 5-6-3 putout to end the game.
jeesh
Wild are up 5-1. Nice to see them healthy.
I was going to point that out. Canucks lost, but gained a point because it went to a shootout. The division's fading but the playoffs are looking more and more likely, as we separate a bit from the glut of teams in the middle.
Vancouver has played 42 games, they have accumulated 7 Bettman points. The Wild only 3
did i hear that plouffe was charged with only his 2nd error of the season tonight? seems like more than that.
Another nice win for Pelfrey, who's 2-1 with a 7.30 ERA. Livanesque!
crafty veteran-ness.
Pitching to the score.
you know, if his defense would turn a double play every once in a while he wouldnt give up so many runs.
Mastroianni to the DL.
Welcome back, Arcia.
Fireworks from tonight!
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Mike Pelfrey knows how to win! We're so good we don't even need three outfielders! We're still on track for 155-7!