55 thoughts on “Game 53: Mariners @ Twins”

1. umm, stop giving up home runs

   1. Solo homers can't beat ya!

      1. "Solo home runs will never beat you." --Tim Laudner, in the post game show.

         1. Ha ha

         2. What do you know, he's right!

2. Oh geez. Back-to-back homers for Bay and Seager.

3. Mauer batting second again.

4. Twins FSN yakkers keep called Florimon a 'young player'. Hr is 27 years old, the same age as Darin Matrionanni

5. E-6 sighting!

6. LOL

7. oh my goodness gracious

8. E-1!

9. You better believe that's Twins Baseball.

   1. Oh, right. TWINS BASEBALL!!!

      I always forget about that.

10. Sad that it takes two errors for the Twins to score a run, but nice of the Mariners to oblige and make them.

11. this game is MLB tv free game? Of course it is. As I am leaving in a few minutes to drive to a religious retreat in Sonoma County.

12. Harang'd.

13. Not Raul Ibanez in LF. 🙁

14. no hitter alert

    1. That seems to have worked. Two batters, two hits!

15. 70 pitches to get 12 outs. oof

    1. But 80 pitches to get 15 outs.

       1. And 81 pitches to get 15 outs for Harang.

16. runners on 1st and 3nd, no outs, and the get get squadoosh

17. Dick sounds a bit shocked that Colabello, who has played 595 games at first base in his professional career, is capable of competently playing first in the MLB.

18. givebacks are a killer

19. I had a feeling about that dinger when Dick was talking about Correia rewarding Gardy's confidence in him. Good lord.

20. I have no confidence in Brian Duensing getting outs.

    1. and now its two balls blasted off the RF wall

    2. I certainly have zero confidence in him being used in high leverage situations, which he seems to end up in a lot.

       1. I think Thielbar will be passing him up for those situations pretty quickly.

21. So, are we supposed to be beating these guys?

    1. It's pretty tough to compete with that murderers row of Jason Bay, Kendrys Morales, and Raul Ibanez.

       1. You forgot Seager!

22. back to back nights for Thielbar

    1. Back-to-back mop-ups. Someone has to pitch it though, so Thielbar proving he's good enough is fine.

23. Bases juiced with no outs for the Hammer? THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

24. This is getting interesting.

25. SEND HIM!!

    I mean THEM

26. That'll do.

27. SAFE!!!!!!! WINNNERR!!!!!!!!!

28. they gave Doumit a triple. lol

    1. hmm, I guess he was heading to third when the ball sailed over the catchers head.

    2. Yeah, I questioned that too but it's legit

29. My internet is terrible today, but is it safe to bring out the pups?

    1. Unleash the puppies.

30. Walks will do haunt.

    1. what did he throw, 6 strikes in like 25 pitches?

       1. Eight strikes in 25 pitches. Safe to say he didn't have it tonight.

          1. Safe to say it's not night as well, but with the rain it gets a pass

          2. Of those eight, one was down the middle to Hammer, who missed what should have been a walkoff grand slam, and the other was the pitch that Doumit tattooed.

31. Ha! Doumit continues the interview with shaving cream all over his face.*

    *and Gatorade. I hate that.

32. Caleb Thielbar, proven winner

33. That was fun.

34. Doumit comes through! We've got momentum now! That momentum will easily keep us on track for 133-29!

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