White Sox still thinking they are playing at the Metrodome
I wince when Gameday tells me Arcia singled on a "sharp" ground ball to the pitcher.
Sale 0-3 with a 2 ERA in June. Four runs of support over three starts. Dios Mio~!
The guy clearly doesn't know how to win.
BULLDOZED
Every time I get out on Dozier, HE PULLS ME BACK IN
By the way, I've not once this season felt the Spooky Feeling. I hope it's just a general malaise over the fact that the Twins were never expected to be competitive for the third year in a row. If this feeling is gone forever, I'm going to be sad.
Maybe it'll come back now that I brought it up.
I think he's an improvement over the last half-dozen or so second basemen to man the position, but that's not saying much.
even better than Luis Rivas?!
When I need a laugh, the first places I look are "Twins recent second basemen" and "Spookymilk Survivor X non-submitters."
half-dozen... is that after Orlando Hudson and Luis Castillo?
I may have slightly exaggerated.
Castillo, Punto, and O-Hud were all decent- better than Dozier at this point, I think. Dozier gets points for being cheaper, younger and not sliding headfirst into first base.
I really can't remember who else there was between OHud and Castillo and today?
Casilla? ...?
I still can't block out Nishi. I've tried.
what about Cuddyer!!!111one111!!!
keep adding on runs please
Super Mario Bros. "extra guy" sound plays at the Bullseye after the run scores. They haven't done that for a while, have they? Or am I just missing most of the runs?
it seems like they have been doing that all year.
I approve
I think the Wolves did that for a while after successful free throws, but maybe I'm imagining that...?
I remember the Super Mario sound effect for getting a coin after free throws- is it the same one?
Ah, yes. They did the coin sound, but this run produced the extra guy sound.
Hockey games should do the star-power-invincibility sound for power plays.
That's the best idea I've heard in some time.
like
they were doing it last year for sure.
Twins' fourth rounder, Stephen Gonsalves, is in the booth. He's more proof that both athletes and 18-year-olds are not known for their skills as orators. "I mean...I mean...I mean..."
Good enough kid, though.
Now Bert is picking up on "I mean." Uh-oh.
Who was of great help to you in high school? "I wasn't really coached at a young age, but Trevor Hoffman and Jamie Moyer both helped me out because they had kids in my school." That's some fortunate placement.
In Moyer's case, I'd have guessed his son was the head baseball coach as opposed to student.
Or grandson, yeah.
Aw man, if I'd have gone with grandson it could have made it sound witty instead of lame. Wasted opportunity.
I gotta be honest. I have the tv on mute once they announced they are doing player interviews.
For guys who just got drafted? You're not even curious? I know you dislike player interviews to a weird degree, but less time to talk for Bremer and Blyleven is the best-case scenario on these broadcasts.
What if it was Dicknbert interviewing Hawk? That would be about the worst thing I could imagine.
I'd have to assume that awkward silence would take over, at least.
nah
I did find some Neil Young songs on YouTube
Did you find this one, wattsy?
Iconic artist covering iconic tune. At Glastonbury.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E2xVc7Znf4
Not a fan of player interviews either, but these aren't player interviews. I would classify them as baseball interviews, which can be interesting.
Yes, this is different.
I don't care about interviews with guys in the dugout as much as wattsy does, but they're definitely awkward.
He's got plenty of time to work on that before Cooperstown.
I think I'm in favor of Dozier leading off for a while.
I'm in favor of Mauer and everyone else moving up a spot in the order, but I'd settle for Dozier leading off, I guess.
Against lefties, yes.
I got here just in time to see another solid single by Mauer!
Blyleven's parting words to both Stephen and Kohl were "Throw strikes." I'm glad he stopped short of "pitch to contact."
Quick, someone calls those kids and tell them "strikes of the swing and miss" variety.
He didn't say, "throw it in the strike zone."
What's the deal with this Correia striking guys out business?
KKKKKorreia
Target Field music guy was playing the Baby Elephant Walk after Arcia was plunked
Where is Dancing Homer?
Dick citing Dozier's high OBP against lefties as a reason to bat him leadoff against Sale. What about his bunting ability mister?
looking at the box scores, Chris Davis hit TWO more home runs today, up to 26 this year. wow.
Morneau HR? MORNEAU HR!
Are we sure? Do we know that Willingham touched all of the bases?
better go to the tape
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CANADA!!!
Ooh, the rarely seen Morneau homer!
Did you Google "rare Canadian bird" or did you know about this one? It's either funny, or funny and impressive.
I knew it. Not all that rare.
1. Name is "Canada Warbler"
2. Not so different from very rare "Kirtland's Warbler", which is only regularly found breeding in a certain few counties in Michigan.
back to back nights when the 1stbasedude has hit a HR
KKKKKKorreia!
I leave for a few minutes and the Twins put a few on the board. I can live with that.
Also, I think the Bruins and Blachawks are trying to score all of the goals tonight.
*checks box score* What, Morneau HR'd?! OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER!!
Yep, all of the goals.
first team to 7 wins
I feel like this series is ending in heartbreak for Chicago fans.
So yeah, Gardy, about Duensing...
Gotta create that SO for the Perk.
So is that being a good teammate, or a player's coach?
Dunce gets the "SOC": Save opportunity created. Had he not, it would have been a "SOP": Save opportunity prevented, AKA, an "EGO": Effective Groundskeeping Outing
I don't remember "EGO". That's a good one.
Might be new. Never codified the Groundskeeper "decisions".
seconded on "EGO". That's about as perfect as it could be.
Guys, Chick has taken the strikeout lead from Perk: 48-40. So it actually must have happened last time Chick pitched.
So, KillDozier?
Beating the Whities never gets old.
Good starting pitching and a three-run homer. Somewhere, Earl Weaver is smiling. We're still on track for 126-36!
Correia allowing the gopher balls early tonight
whooppsee. 'Double' for Doumit
White Sox still thinking they are playing at the Metrodome
I wince when Gameday tells me Arcia singled on a "sharp" ground ball to the pitcher.
Sale 0-3 with a 2 ERA in June. Four runs of support over three starts. Dios Mio~!
The guy clearly doesn't know how to win.
BULLDOZED
Every time I get out on Dozier, HE PULLS ME BACK IN
By the way, I've not once this season felt the Spooky Feeling. I hope it's just a general malaise over the fact that the Twins were never expected to be competitive for the third year in a row. If this feeling is gone forever, I'm going to be sad.
Maybe it'll come back now that I brought it up.
I think he's an improvement over the last half-dozen or so second basemen to man the position, but that's not saying much.
even better than Luis Rivas?!
When I need a laugh, the first places I look are "Twins recent second basemen" and "Spookymilk Survivor X non-submitters."
half-dozen... is that after Orlando Hudson and Luis Castillo?
I may have slightly exaggerated.
Castillo, Punto, and O-Hud were all decent- better than Dozier at this point, I think. Dozier gets points for being cheaper, younger and not sliding headfirst into first base.
I really can't remember who else there was between OHud and Castillo and today?
Casilla? ...?
I still can't block out Nishi. I've tried.
what about Cuddyer!!!111one111!!!
keep adding on runs please
Super Mario Bros. "extra guy" sound plays at the Bullseye after the run scores. They haven't done that for a while, have they? Or am I just missing most of the runs?
it seems like they have been doing that all year.
I approve
I think the Wolves did that for a while after successful free throws, but maybe I'm imagining that...?
I remember the Super Mario sound effect for getting a coin after free throws- is it the same one?
Ah, yes. They did the coin sound, but this run produced the extra guy sound.
Hockey games should do the star-power-invincibility sound for power plays.
That's the best idea I've heard in some time.
like
they were doing it last year for sure.
Twins' fourth rounder, Stephen Gonsalves, is in the booth. He's more proof that both athletes and 18-year-olds are not known for their skills as orators. "I mean...I mean...I mean..."
Good enough kid, though.
Now Bert is picking up on "I mean." Uh-oh.
Who was of great help to you in high school? "I wasn't really coached at a young age, but Trevor Hoffman and Jamie Moyer both helped me out because they had kids in my school." That's some fortunate placement.
In Moyer's case, I'd have guessed his son was the head baseball coach as opposed to student.
Or grandson, yeah.
Aw man, if I'd have gone with grandson it could have made it sound witty instead of lame. Wasted opportunity.
I gotta be honest. I have the tv on mute once they announced they are doing player interviews.
For guys who just got drafted? You're not even curious? I know you dislike player interviews to a weird degree, but less time to talk for Bremer and Blyleven is the best-case scenario on these broadcasts.
What if it was Dicknbert interviewing Hawk? That would be about the worst thing I could imagine.
I'd have to assume that awkward silence would take over, at least.
nah
I did find some Neil Young songs on YouTube
Did you find this one, wattsy?
Iconic artist covering iconic tune. At Glastonbury.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E2xVc7Znf4
Not a fan of player interviews either, but these aren't player interviews. I would classify them as baseball interviews, which can be interesting.
Yes, this is different.
I don't care about interviews with guys in the dugout as much as wattsy does, but they're definitely awkward.
He's got plenty of time to work on that before Cooperstown.
I think I'm in favor of Dozier leading off for a while.
I'm in favor of Mauer and everyone else moving up a spot in the order, but I'd settle for Dozier leading off, I guess.
Against lefties, yes.
I got here just in time to see another solid single by Mauer!
Blyleven's parting words to both Stephen and Kohl were "Throw strikes." I'm glad he stopped short of "pitch to contact."
Quick, someone calls those kids and tell them "strikes of the swing and miss" variety.
He didn't say, "throw it in the strike zone."
What's the deal with this Correia striking guys out business?
KKKKKorreia
Target Field music guy was playing the Baby Elephant Walk after Arcia was plunked
Where is Dancing Homer?
Dick citing Dozier's high OBP against lefties as a reason to bat him leadoff against Sale. What about his bunting ability mister?
looking at the box scores, Chris Davis hit TWO more home runs today, up to 26 this year. wow.
Morneau HR? MORNEAU HR!
Are we sure? Do we know that Willingham touched all of the bases?
better go to the tape
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CANADA!!!
Ooh, the rarely seen Morneau homer!
Did you Google "rare Canadian bird" or did you know about this one? It's either funny, or funny and impressive.
I knew it. Not all that rare.
1. Name is "Canada Warbler"
2. Not so different from very rare "Kirtland's Warbler", which is only regularly found breeding in a certain few counties in Michigan.
back to back nights when the 1stbasedude has hit a HR
KKKKKKorreia!
I leave for a few minutes and the Twins put a few on the board. I can live with that.
Also, I think the Bruins and Blachawks are trying to score all of the goals tonight.
did you see where the guy singing the national anthem did a triple fist pump?
I did, and I wasn't sure what to make of it, though if you're gonna add your own crap to the national anthem, after its over is the place I prefer.
The song is crap anyway. I'd like to see singers destroy it so completely that we're finally forced to substitute a better song in its place.
I'd be ok with no song at all. The ball game is enough for me to feel good about the USA. (Well, ok, "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" can stay.)
The ball game is enough for me to feel good about the USA.
Ooh. I'm going to steal this sentiment. No song about America is as American as the game that comes after.
Is it stealing if I give you permission to steal it after you've stolen it?
not even "god bless america"!?
I’d like to see singers destroy it so completely that we’re finally forced to substitute a better song in its place.
Neither Jimi nor Roseanne?
This one is relatively new.
Isaac Asimov would disagree.
*checks box score* What, Morneau HR'd?! OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER!!
Yep, all of the goals.
first team to 7 wins
I feel like this series is ending in heartbreak for Chicago fans.
So yeah, Gardy, about Duensing...
Gotta create that SO for the Perk.
So is that being a good teammate, or a player's coach?
Dunce gets the "SOC": Save opportunity created. Had he not, it would have been a "SOP": Save opportunity prevented, AKA, an "EGO": Effective Groundskeeping Outing
I don't remember "EGO". That's a good one.
Might be new. Never codified the Groundskeeper "decisions".
seconded on "EGO". That's about as perfect as it could be.
Guys, Chick has taken the strikeout lead from Perk: 48-40. So it actually must have happened last time Chick pitched.
So, KillDozier?
Beating the Whities never gets old.
Good starting pitching and a three-run homer. Somewhere, Earl Weaver is smiling. We're still on track for 126-36!