Gibson (2-2, 6.45 ERA) vs. Hanson (4-2, 5.10 ERA)
Well, the Twins are out on the West Coast, which from a "following the game" standpoint might as well be the other side of the world. Because of that, I have no idea what is going on. What I've been able to gather is that the Angels also suck, most likely still reeling from the loss of ii's leadership.
Royal Baby alert!
Mauer went for another double.
is Ryan Doumit good at any defensive position?
DH.
oh, that sun is real nasty. I'll give him a pass on that one.
Smalley wins the most words/broadcast award.
I wish we could get more TK in the booth.
Gibson's looking pretty good so far, great downward angle on his fastball tonight and he's hitting his spots.
the wife wants me to watch The Big Lebowksi with her (she's never seen it). So I guess I'm not hanging around for this one.
She's a good woman, bS. And thorough.
Florimon with a Mauer.
The Bulldozier with the RBI.
Mrs. Twayn didn't want to cook tonight, nor did I, so we got pedestrian Chinese - beef lo mien, sweet and sour chicken, cream cheese wontons, GBP to drink.
Papa Murphy's pizza & moo juice
one bad thing with Herrmmann'ss initially high BA is that it's been ppllummettinngg
man, smalley makes me long for bert's return. where's TK!?
I don't think TK made the trip, and we probably won't have Bert until we get back home.
oh, i see that's been covered. sorry.
aaaaand, bedtime for Bonzo. make it stand, Citizens
Nice play by Florimon and a good pick by the Mountie. I don't have a lot of complaints about our infield defense these days.
Gibson hitting the wall early? He looked so good the first three innings.
Trader is on a tear these days.
After last night, the monkey's off his back and he can relax and play without pressing.
At the same time, he keeps repeating this mantra: This time make it stick. This time make it stick. This time make it stick.
Is it just me or did the strike zone suddenly get ginormous?
The side just struck out against Tommy Hanson.
Tommy Hanson.
Alright I'm going to go drink a gallon of NyQuil and sleep.
Oh, hi there, everyone.
the Dude just finished abiding. what's up, besides a Poo-holes donger?
what'd the wife think?
enjoyed it, but wasn't blown away. which seems appropriate in celebration of America's greatest slacker. lots of laughs.
Linds is interested in it, but I'm sort of afraid for her to watch it, since I'd put money on her being lukewarm about it.
Jeff Bridges was on Jimmy Fallon the other night, pimping R.I.P.D. Fallon said he'd only recently seen TBL and couldn't stop raving about it. Better late to the party than to miss it completely, I guess.
Speaking of R.I.P.D., it looks awful, but is the latest movie that my brother worked on, and he said that the cut he saw was entertaining.
They showed a clip. Looks like one of those "check your disbelief at the door" kind of flicker shows.
...and, I mean, I watched Pacific Rim over the weekend and loved it, so I can do that.
grant Balfour with a blown save. first time since the middle of last year.
Hanson out after five and a third is a good sign, right?
I'm going to need more signs. A three run Twins home run would do.
Our offense really suffers without Mauer in the lineup.
Clete's compiling.
I'm glad we tied it up, but I'm not up for extra innings. We need to win or lose this in regulation.
And regulation needs to be shorter than 3:42 or whatever it was last night.
I'm with you there.
On top of how tired I was this morning, this bottom of the seventh isn't nearly as immediate or gripping as Deduno chewing on his necklace.
Ha! When you're that slow, you've got to be crafty.
Conger didn't get the tag on Morneau, but Vavra made another terrible send.
Yeah, I was extremely annoyed until Morneau pulled some crazy aerobics.
yeah, that wasn't supposed to be close.
I think one of the great failings of the worst third base coaches is that they take distance into account, but not the player in question.
Used to drive me crazy when Ullger would send Kubel to get nailed at home by ten feet, over and over again.
Conger fail?
(Click for oversized goodness.)
are either of those things real?
yes. Conger eel choked on a sea scorpion, washed ashore.
the eel looks like it has googly eyes...
Well it choked, died, washed ashore and probably started decomposing.
Jason marquis to get TJ surgery.
About a year behind schedule for that, isn't he?
just saw the slide on BBTN. crazy send, as he was chugging past second. crazier slide.
Two turned. Nice.
Oy, heck of a play by Conger.
Conger success?
STOP POSTING THESE! GAH
But their catcher's last name is that type of fish!
Be happy the guy's last name isn't "Hagfish"
I refuse to Google that. I will not take your bait.
the boy and i were watching a documentary about the aphotic zone today. i'm honestly a little surprised that he quite enjoyed it.
They're on my mind because the kids actually requested "Blue Planet: Deep Sea" on my DVD yesterday. While eating a pizza dinner.
that was the exact one, in fact.
The little pea-sized copepod-eating bubble thing actually gets "Cute!"s from the two older girls.
Someone was freaking out about Hatchetfish until I looked them up and told them that the "Giant Hatchetfish" gets as large as 5 inches: a small sunfish is as big as the giant. But then I had to mention that the Gulper Eel can be six feet long.
There's also the "Ocean Deep" episode from Planet Earth.
I hope Perkins gets this supersized strike zone.
Stupid.
Bus, wheels, off.
perkins is definitely never pitching in the 8th again.
I was thinking the exact same thing.
Well, I don't think we're going to extra innings...
wrongo
You were saying?
Huh, reverse-jinx worked.
I totally expected the Angels to score two runs after the first couple batters got on.
I feel Perk is getting a little bit squeezed here.
Fox Trax says not really, but the zone's been a little off the black most of the night.
Gameday shows everything as being a little off the plate, FWIW.
Yeah, but since the 4th or 5th inning the zone's seemed a few inches wide on each side of the plate. Pretty consistent high and low, though.
Giving credit where it is due, the Halos did a good job of laying off Perkins' slider in the 9th.
Ugh. I had to force myself to stay awake half an hour ago to finish this stupid game. Now, another decision. Sigh.
Decision: check out these pics!
Fuck it, I'm never swimming in the ocean again for the rest of my life.
I haven't been in an ocean for two decades and will not open that link.
You know what? Fuck it also. I'm not sure I've ever quite come out and said this here, though I've danced around it: I'm an ichthyophobe. I am life-alteringly terrified of fish and basically all sea life outside of dolphins.
Are you asking that I be sensitive of your ichthyophobia?
Because I can be, or I can keep poking you every time the Twins play Conger's Angels.
I'd rather you didn't poke it. Jokes are fine (and expected) but go easy on images. I can live with the occasional pic because I know it's a ludicrous phobia, but if there's intent there, it's a whole different thing.
Gotcha. You acted disturbed last night, but I couldn't tell how much was feigned and hyperbolic.
Last night's was slimy. Tonight's were sillier.
And the link, even if I disguised it, was pretty transparent.
My "friend" Ben constantly tricks me into clicking on things, so I'm hyper-vigilant.
WOO HOO, DOUMIT!
Uh...my feed is obviously behind.
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AW YEAH
If we had robot umps, that ball would have gone to the wall and both would have advanced...
Take a stroll, Trader.
GRANNY!
Sorry, fans in attendance.
I've gone back to being glad I stayed up, obviously.
Who had Herrmmmmaannnn in the pool for first Twins GS of the year? Anyone? Guys?
Oh, is that ever frigging sweet!
Grrannd Slam Homerrunn!!!
Suck that Scioscia!!!
Oh, I want to play, too. First Granndslamm of the year.
did you know the twins haven't hit a grand slam this year?
Herrmann just nnow doubled his seasonn RrBI total, annd nnearrly his carreerr total.
I spookied the crap out of that. So did the FSN graphics department.
That was a Munster Mash!!!!
Wonder if Rhu Ru has this one:
Huh. That's not the way I expected extra innings to go, either.
Props to Hermann for not overrunning Clete and Doumit when he sprinted around the bases.
Man, the offense is asplodin' all over the place.
Well, this is an interesting inning.
Where's Greek? We're in the midst of the Greek inning.
Oh, so close. A near-Greek experience.
FLORIMONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!
The team is picking up Perk HARD.
Okay, this is suddenly one of the best games of the year. And I spookied that one.
those home runs were real rally killers.
Perkins has a good chance to get the W on one of his worst outings of the year.
Is it safe to use Roenicke here? No, I'm not being snarky, I really mean it.
I'd Swarzak the crap out of this inning.
Two down. I'm feeling a little better about Roenicke now.
This.
Dozier made a great stop but muffed the transfer.
What's with the butterfingers in this series? Both teams constantly have been losing the handle.
Florimon can make plays, that's for damned sure.
I'd never noticed how many times Florimon uses the rosin bag until tonight.
And no butterfingers!
4-1 now. BUY! BUY! BUY!
Series win! And the obligatory....
Tommy Field is less than ten years younger than me.
I think his mugshot could pass for younger than ten.
Aww, look at the big boy hat he's wearing!
Them Angels sure do suck, huh? I seriously didn't get why so many experts picked them this season.
Because they gave a big contract to REDEMPTION!!!
Well, no one thought Pujols and Hamilton would both be this bad. But still, even with those two and Trout, the rest of the lineup is not very good. And I think most thought the offense would be great and would carry the team. They do have a true ace in Weaver and Wilson is very good. If Hanson pitched like he did tonight all season, wow! I'm just glad the Twins played the Angels while Babe Bourjos was on the DL.
Heh, no kidding. That's a weird thorn to have in a team's side.
Trusting a scaleless eel with no hands to do most of the catching was bound to backfire.
I mean, right?!
Could be worse, could have a Hagfish catching. They don't even have vertebrae! Just skulls!
And no jaws! Hey, Hagfish, C! Where the hell are the rest of your bones? Loser!
I swear to God, if Sports Barbie doesn't stop asking players how they feel about shit I'm going to start foaming at the mouth. Ask Herrmann what his approach at the plate was or if he was sitting on the breaking ball. You know, something about the the game of baseball. It's an interview, not a therapy session.
Probably learned by watching Craig Sager.
At least she didn't learn how to dress by watching him.
The Twins were nice enough to take it easy for nine innings and give the Angels a chance, but then the team MVP put them ahead for the second time and Herrmann hit a grrannd slam to put it out of rreach. We're still on track for 108-54!
7 runs in the 10th inning is a lot, but not the most in franchise history. How about 11 against Oakland in 1969