Ricky Nolasco
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Vidal Nuno
Nuno has a 5.49 ERA and a 4.76 FIP. He has a (slightly) below average strikeout rate and a (slightly) below average walk rate. He would fit well on the Twins starting staff. Instead, the Yankees have him. He's left-handed and was drafted in the 48th round in 2009, so I'm expecting a shutout.
Pelfrey diagnosed with nerve irritation in his elbow. This is after he was shut down with shoulder issues during his rehab. If he really has a shoulder injury, I get the feeling we've seen the last of Pelfrey. $12 million to temporarily block Meyer.
Signing Pelfrey again threw an ocean of cold water on the decent off-season moves the Twins made.
I thought it could have worked.
Roy Smalley instead of Bert in the booth tonight.
Twins sqwaukers - what was a perfect day in Manhattan i.e. we aren't staying in a Bronx hotel.
I'm guessing the CCO'ers are in some-at old media hotel like Algonquin or Iroquois.
HRCIA
Boom boom.
Heh, Dazzle speculating that maybe Arcia was flinching to set up the pitcher. Then boom.
Except that Arcia hit a fastball.
this Santana guy is Mr. Excitement!
Batting helmet hits Santana in the eye causing a wound. I fully expect Tommy John in the next week.
Aaron Hicks replaces Danny Santana who replaced Hicks.
Im too tired to even make a joke about it.
Yes Pig.
That was clubbed.
Plouffe!
#bandbox
All the HR's belong to us!
PLOOOOOUFFFE.
hitting the ump like that should be an automatic double. haha
Move it, lardass.
I'm fairly disappointed that the featured image isn't a toilet bowl after yesterday's discussion.
you mean it's not?
Not much I can say to that.
That's exactly what I was imagining. Thanks Zack!
You guys keep saying toilet bowl, but all I see is a bedpan.
right.
Enough with the jeterjeterjeter. my gawd.
the "scouting report" was especially gross
and properly, FSN is being ridiculed
Well that's different than what usually happens in the bed pan toilet bowl.
And that should have been at the bottom...
I am impressed with Arcia's arm today
YDROOA!!!!!
YOU DO NOT RUN ON ORLANDO GARCIA!!
I'm not sure Suzuki tagged him, but Roberts definitely missed the plate.
That was a nice fielding job by Mauer on that bunt attempt.
Mauer is Gardner's bane.
I can never get enough of that play
httpv://youtu.be/qpO-YITa5pY
ribeye.
two ribeyes. yum.
multiple steaks.
Brian Dozier is in a bit of a slump.
all around beatdown here, 'cept for BB allowed and SB allowed
puppies!
There has been more celebrating recently, but its nice for the Twins to get in on the act.