I don't need to explain the backstory for this one, so here are some chants for you to use in your vocal support of the Birds of War.
USA! USA! USA!
*clap* *clap* *clap clap clap* *clapclapclap* US!
He's got Tourette's.
He guards the US nets.
He's Tim Howard, Timmy Howard!"
When the saints Yanks go marching in,
Oh, when the Yanks go marching in.
How I'd love to be in that number,
When the Yanks go marching in!
httpv://youtu.be/K6Di8QT98Zk
So... Germany.
Heh, even with 10 men Portugal is running into each other and screwing up scoring opportunities.
That first NSFW could be cleaned up like the radio edit of the Wu-Tang Original.
"USA ain't nuthing to Owf with."
You can listen here.
That's not exactly how I remember it.
For your listening pleasure, my favorite edit from the album, "Shame on a Nuh"
No offense to Nigeria and Iran, but I could not care less about this game. I'm just clock-watching at this point.
Amen.
Apparently so are Nigeria and Iran.
I was just coming to say that I think we'll have our first draw, and nil-nil at that.
and still, the tournament is averaging over 3 goals per match (40 goals in 13 matches = 3.08 goals/match)
Spotted at the bar
06 Eddie Pope (mine, obvs)
Red and white hope hoop Dempsey
2010(?) Feilhaber
Some awful Tottenham Hotspur third kit Dempsey
Kevin Prince Boateng Ghana jersey (props to that guy for having the chutzpah)
Blank bomb pop USA jersey (edit x4)
White polo jersey Bradley
Blank white polo jersey (x3)
Blank red slash on blue
Blank neon green Sounders jersey (I assume for Dempsey)
Dempsey!!!!!
A student came into my office just at kickoff. Fortunately, I left the sound on, so we got to celebrate together.
Damn storms knocked the cable out for a half hour and I missed the goal ><
I really really want Jozy to have a good World Cup. I wish he could have scored there.
Aw. Shit.
Ugh
nooooo
what happened to Jozy?
Hamstring injury of some kind. Went down with no one around him.
Is Landycakes on a plane yet?
I'm not worried.
Watching the World Cup is UnAmerican.
The author of that, and I don't know how to put this delicately, can go fuck himself.
Heh.
With a name like "Alexandra", guessing it's herself.
There's my patriarchal sexism showing. I didn't even look at the byline and assumed.
I don't know if that was intended to be serious or not, but I think there are people who feel somewhat that way, and I don't understand it. I've never understood why people get angry when others are interested in things that they're not. I don't really care about the World Cup, but it doesn't bother me that others do, and I don't understand why it should bother other people, either.
I agree. It would be like people coming to this website to rip on the NFL all the time.
Can't tell if...
I actually read it as a comedy piece and not at all serious. There are signs all over that piece suggesting that my read is plausible.
Now Dempsey gets kicked in the face. Yikes.
So for some reason, the watchespn channel on the roku didn't ask me for a cable provider, so that's awesome.
Reeeeeeeallllyyyyy- I might have to try that.
Boy, this second half is scaring me a bit.
Yeah, some US possession would be nice.
Is anyone breathing right now?
Some insurance runs would be nice.
nooo
Ugh, that felt Wolvesy for some reason.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
This has been nutty
Ok, it appears your feed is ahead of mine. I'd best ease up on the refreshing.
Also, YEEEEEESSSSSS!
Holy crap, where did they get five minutes from?
because FIFA
Cash. Grab.
httpv://youtu.be/EwLWNXFH2rg
Suck it, Ghana!
Funny, I yelled that as the USA! USA! USA! chant died down.
!!!!!!
0_0
WHOOOOOOO!
I was worried we scored too early.
You can always count on Brooks.
All the way to nine (ever since the table-saw incident).
Nineteen in sandals weather.
I'm worried about this team's defending against Portugal and Germany, particularly on the left side.