I have to figure out some way to get in the rhythm of watching the Wolves again. I've caught basically none of the season.
43 thoughts on “November 6, 2014: Alarm Clock”
The Twins are ditching their home pinstripes in 2015? And adding gold to their home uniform and cap?! You lose 90+ games for four seasons in a row* and you add gold to your uniform like you're the World Champs?
* According to the guys on Effectively Wild, the St. Louis Cardinals have posted fewer 90+ loss seasons in the last 97 years than the Twins have in the last four.
Gold?
In the linked article, Chris Creamer says he's seen them and it's similar to the SFG treatment. I didn't know SFG had gold. Here's what they have:
So: basically gold drop-shadows. That could easily be added here:
In fact, the Twins have already used gold, just a few years ago:
50th Anniversary makes sense. Otherwise, not so much.
Gold to introduce the Buxton dynasty?
the Cardinals were a horrendous team from 1892-1916. Since then, yeah.
I'm waiting to see what they actually look like.
Keeping the pinstriped cream throwback alts sounds like a done deal, and I'm glad for that. (I'd say have them be the main home uni, but then the "Twins" logo would be off the jerseys entirely.
When they removed the pinstripes from the greys, I was surprised, but because of it, I think I'm almost pre-acclimated to pinstripeless home whites. Can they be v-neck pullovers like those 1980's throwbacks they had a few years ago?
(But that had a script, not a logo, as do the road greys. I don't know if I like my imaginings of the red "Twins" logo on plain white.)
My absolute preferences:
1. keep the TC cap.
2. no vests.
Keeping the TC cap is a must; the m caps, while associated with the '87 and '91 teams, don't look nearly as good.
The Twins wordmark is one I wish they would ditch. I like the underscore on win just fine, but the lettering is atrocious. They modified it a few years back to make it slightly less ugly, but every time I see it I see poor design coupled with the dark days of the late Nineties.
Apparently neither HTML or CSS text decoration are working for underlines?
huh.
I know I'm in the minority, but I miss the "M" hats.
I'm kind of nostalgic for the M cap, not that I'd purchase one.
so, up is down, black is white, right is wrong. The LeBrons are 1-3 and look it, while the Kings are 4-1 and look...competent.
FYI, Molitor prefers "M O L L I E" over other spellings of his nickname
Hopefully he can be mollified if any member of the sports press spells it incorrectly.
Oh, there you go again with the obscure vocabulary words . . . π
I've been seeing "Moli" so, that's definitely better. Would have chosen Molly, but that is the more common spelling for the girls first name.
right, that's why he prefers I E
But Souhan implies he will be Molly Hatchet.
Just as long as he doesn't mollycoddle Mauer and the rest of those pansies.
Molii.
The face of the franchise?
Not Mali like the south-Saharan African Nation or the Empire that is its namesake?
I'm still using Molly. Because of entendres*.
*Girl's name, MDMA
MDMA is the new market inefficiency
Bruno will be Mollie's hitting coach. Definitely glad to see that.
Did I see rumors of Jack Morris as pitching coach?
If Mollie is as smart as everyone has been implying, I'm hoping that's not going to happen.
Blijleven to Pitching coach, Morris to Bullpen coach.
Example of Morris's coaching in every inning, to relievers: "Sit down, the starter's got another inning or two in him!"
PS. Done at the behest of the broadcasters, who can't risk backlash to firing these popular* announcers.
*I would guess. If for nothing else, for their World Series heroics.
I expect a Jim Souhan article how Parise is a wimp later today
Michael Russo @Russostrib
Parise has a concussion, says Yeo #mnwild
Brad Halsey's death was due to a hundred-foot fall during a climbing excursion, it turns out. Yikes.
Somehow, that feels better than the majority of young athlete deaths we've seen lately.
At least he wasn't living with demons before his passing.
That we know of.
Wondering if anyone saw Souhan's "Suspend him, you sissy" article addressing Roger Goodell today....
Now I have.
... Thanks I guess? Quite the week for him. I think a number of us have been blocked on twitter by him. Which is nice. We should have patches.
I need to find a way to read those articles w/o giving him page views. hmmm.
In news from across the pond: Something is shocking!
Pek : "I am going to crush all the unicorns"
Rubio: "whaaaaa"
Rubio <3 β₯ β₯ β₯ β₯ <3's Unicorns needs to be a meme
Also can we make this the SBG call? For funsies?
The Twins have drafted more high-velocity pitchers in the past few years, and Molitor would like the major league team to join the trend toward more strikeouts from the pitching staff.
Yes!
βWeβve seen velocity make a difference for many teams,β he said.
βIβm glad that Joeβs on my team,β Molitor said. ββ¦ Joeβs got a quiet demeanor, and some people misread that. I know Joe burns to compete and I know Joe burns to win.β
The Twins are ditching their home pinstripes in 2015? And adding gold to their home uniform and cap?! You lose 90+ games for four seasons in a row* and you add gold to your uniform like you're the World Champs?
* According to the guys on Effectively Wild, the St. Louis Cardinals have posted fewer 90+ loss seasons in the last 97 years than the Twins have in the last four.
Gold?
In the linked article, Chris Creamer says he's seen them and it's similar to the SFG treatment. I didn't know SFG had gold. Here's what they have:
So: basically gold drop-shadows. That could easily be added here:
In fact, the Twins have already used gold, just a few years ago:
50th Anniversary makes sense. Otherwise, not so much.
Gold to introduce the Buxton dynasty?
the Cardinals were a horrendous team from 1892-1916. Since then, yeah.
I'm waiting to see what they actually look like.
Keeping the pinstriped cream throwback alts sounds like a done deal, and I'm glad for that. (I'd say have them be the main home uni, but then the "Twins" logo would be off the jerseys entirely.
When they removed the pinstripes from the greys, I was surprised, but because of it, I think I'm almost pre-acclimated to pinstripeless home whites. Can they be v-neck pullovers like those 1980's throwbacks they had a few years ago?
(But that had a script, not a logo, as do the road greys. I don't know if I like my imaginings of the red "Twins" logo on plain white.)
My absolute preferences:
1. keep the TC cap.
2. no vests.
Keeping the TC cap is a must; the m caps, while associated with the '87 and '91 teams, don't look nearly as good.
The Twins wordmark is one I wish they would ditch. I like the underscore on win just fine, but the lettering is atrocious. They modified it a few years back to make it slightly less ugly, but every time I see it I see poor design coupled with the dark days of the late Nineties.
Apparently neither HTML or CSS text decoration are working for underlines?
huh.
I know I'm in the minority, but I miss the "M" hats.
I'm kind of nostalgic for the M cap, not that I'd purchase one.
so, up is down, black is white, right is wrong. The LeBrons are 1-3 and look it, while the Kings are 4-1 and look...competent.
FYI, Molitor prefers "M O L L I E" over other spellings of his nickname
Hopefully he can be mollified if any member of the sports press spells it incorrectly.
Oh, there you go again with the obscure vocabulary words . . . π
I've been seeing "Moli" so, that's definitely better. Would have chosen Molly, but that is the more common spelling for the girls first name.
right, that's why he prefers I E
But Souhan implies he will be Molly Hatchet.
Just as long as he doesn't mollycoddle Mauer and the rest of those pansies.
Molii.
The face of the franchise?
Not Mali like the south-Saharan African Nation or the Empire that is its namesake?
I'm still using Molly. Because of entendres*.
*Girl's name, MDMA
MDMA is the new market inefficiency
Bruno will be Mollie's hitting coach. Definitely glad to see that.
Did I see rumors of Jack Morris as pitching coach?
If Mollie is as smart as everyone has been implying, I'm hoping that's not going to happen.
Blijleven to Pitching coach, Morris to Bullpen coach.
Example of Morris's coaching in every inning, to relievers: "Sit down, the starter's got another inning or two in him!"
PS. Done at the behest of the broadcasters, who can't risk backlash to firing these popular* announcers.
*I would guess. If for nothing else, for their World Series heroics.
I expect a Jim Souhan article how Parise is a wimp later today
Brad Halsey's death was due to a hundred-foot fall during a climbing excursion, it turns out. Yikes.
Somehow, that feels better than the majority of young athlete deaths we've seen lately.
At least he wasn't living with demons before his passing.
That we know of.
Wondering if anyone saw Souhan's "Suspend him, you sissy" article addressing Roger Goodell today....
Now I have.
... Thanks I guess? Quite the week for him. I think a number of us have been blocked on twitter by him. Which is nice. We should have patches.
I need to find a way to read those articles w/o giving him page views. hmmm.
In news from across the pond: Something is shocking!
Pek : "I am going to crush all the unicorns"
Rubio: "whaaaaa"
Rubio <3 β₯ β₯ β₯ β₯ <3's Unicorns needs to be a meme
Also can we make this the SBG call? For funsies?
Yes!
Doh! So close. Velocity =/= strikeouts.
As far as high-velocity pitchers are concerned, the Twins apparently still have some work to do.
Nice