The engineer in me says, when anal emission includes anything other than a gas, the line has been crossed even if a gaseous omission accompanies the other. Not to get all philosophical about it.
Well, there's the worst thing I could have seen today. It's all uphill from here!
I anticipated this being in response to your 4 cups of coffee.
Just watching gameday, but this has the feel of a game where Porcello will be largely untouchable. Hopefully they prove me wrong.
He's cruising for sure.
I tried to work a poop joke into this, but I've failed.
...though it's possible I spoke too soon.
Two developments I don't like:
Phil Hughes reverting to his Yankees era propensity to give up the long ball.
Joseph Patrick Mauer's gradual BA slide from .318 on April 30 to .271 through yesterday's game.
I don't care if his BA slides as long as he gets on base and hits some XBH, but he's certainly not doing that, either.
Heck of an at-bat there!
They are determined to prove us wrong today. SPOOKY LIKEY
Alright, "SPOOKY LIKEY" made me laugh. A lot. This needs to be a thing.
4 cups of coffee you say?
Oh Dog, make it stop.
Just one look at this picture and I'm thinking, dude can act.
Now THAT is a call-back.
I called it. I knew he couldn't resist.
I don't bite on most of the old SBG-bait anymore, so that was pretty wily of you.
Eh. You were around, and it had been a while. And we're all pretty predictable at this point.
Happily, they've been working on proving us wrong since the 2nd week of April.
Unfortunately I think there is high correlation between them.
II!
Cliitch.
The Oriental Cafe has closed (despite good reviews online so it must have been fairly recent). Love day games to make a drive go more quickly.
Yeah, it was great. Apparently my brother drove from Apple Valley back home at least once a month to eat there.
HICKS WAS DUE
Someone wants to stay in The Show
This team .... man!
I'm sharting to enjoy this!
Hiicks! (Gotta crediit the tutelage, right?)
Royals are down 4-1 in the fourth. By the end of the day, these guys could be tied for...for.............
Don't say it!
Don't even think it. This is the type of magic that disappears if you investigate it too carefully.
Point made, Hughes.
Dammit, you were thinking about it, weren't you.
...
While at the time I felt a bit down after being in attendance at the 3-2 loss last week, but looks like I can brag that I was at the last Twins' loss of the season!*
*Rev. Jeff Disease victim
dammit, HIT Pedroia, don't let him hit it *facepalm*
Spookied that crap. Argh, anyone but Pedroia (except Miguel Cabrera).
You know what I like? When I have to go do some work at the start of an inning where the Twins are playing defense, and then when I come back all 3 outs are already recorded. That's nice thing.
Fast Eddie? I guess not.
A challenge away from a two-run hhomerr!
Wow. I wasn't trying to credit that homer to Herrmann, but my goofy keyboard had other ideas.
Somebody please press this into the rotation; it's already on the banner page:
That's pretty fantastic right there.
httpv://youtu.be/gCxrkl2igGY
scooped.
Yeah, Hrbek is pretty overweight.
I was actually going for the native Minnesotan angle, and you gotta make fun of the guys weight!?
True thing: I made a once-over so I could use something else, but nothing came to mind. It was so obvious!
This is my favorite day game log of the season, easily.
I'd put that in, but I actually haven't gotten any new banners since I got my new computer (months ago now) so I don't have my credentials handy.
"One of these things is not like the other,
One of these things just doesn't belong..."
That method no longer applies anyway. Anyone that can upload media can add to the rotation. That's why you haven't gotten any new banners.
Ah, Spooky Likey. I must have missed that CoC, or at least that part of it. I need to become a WGOM Completionist again.
cool -- it's good to go then, thanks
SPOOKY LIKEY!
The Dunce in to pitch to a Buttersesque catcher? Was Hughes that gassed?
For all the moves Molitor has been making that I've liked, this one doesn't do it for me.
How do you like it now?*
*though I was thinking exactly the same thing.
Perfectly happy that it worked!
I just have zero faith in Duensing stranding baserunners anymore.
I don't have a lot of faith in any of the relievers not named Perkins, but so far, so good.
"... so far, so good."
The Twins season in a nutshell.
At least Hughes won't have to miss missing Pedroia's bat again.
All set up for Boyer in the 8th....
Oy, for the days of having a setup man.
Uno.
Weird. When ii grounds softly to Napoli, we score two runs. When Santana does it, it's just an out. Veteran leadership, I guess.
Why is Perkins warming up if he's not going to come in here? To give him plenty of time to get ready for the ninth?
Doesn't matter, I guess!
You say that like there would be a platoon advantage or summat against Papi. Oh, yee of little faith. Tonkin Resolution!
He pitched 4 outs last night. It went well. Could he do it again? I dunno. I hope it all works out so we don't have to second guess a third time.
Hey, look at that!
My point was that I couldn't understand why you'd have him warming up if you weren't going to use him against Ortiz. But all's well as ends well.
So, who's next from the bullpen?
Huh. I did not see that inning ending well.
Pretty sure this is the first time in about five years that it would end well.
I think Perk has earned tomorrow off.
travel day?
They have to go all the way up to Canada.
I hope not because my tickets are for Target Field
Heh, whoops, I mistook the vs. for an @. Move along, nothing to see here.
*finger on nose*
A sweep sounds pretty good, I'd say.
If only it hadn't come at the hands of the universally beloved Boston Puke Dawgs.
Radical!
We probably haven't seen this many comments in too many day game logs in the last few years. This is getting fun again.
It really, really is.
And on that note... go Yankees? That doesn't sound right...
But they have A-Rod again, so it's okay.
Perkins going to break Rodriguez's saves record at this rate.
If he were to do so, would he make a joke about the save stat on twitter? We can only hope.
Here's the emergency log.
That's probably a good thing.
Though, yes, this is a little outside my usual lines.
Out of chaos comes order.
Well, there's the worst thing I could have seen today. It's all uphill from here!
I anticipated this being in response to your 4 cups of coffee.
Just watching gameday, but this has the feel of a game where Porcello will be largely untouchable. Hopefully they prove me wrong.
He's cruising for sure.
I tried to work a poop joke into this, but I've failed.
...though it's possible I spoke too soon.
Two developments I don't like:
Phil Hughes reverting to his Yankees era propensity to give up the long ball.
Joseph Patrick Mauer's gradual BA slide from .318 on April 30 to .271 through yesterday's game.
I don't care if his BA slides as long as he gets on base and hits some XBH, but he's certainly not doing that, either.
Heck of an at-bat there!
They are determined to prove us wrong today. SPOOKY LIKEY
Alright, "SPOOKY LIKEY" made me laugh. A lot. This needs to be a thing.
4 cups of coffee you say?
Oh Dog, make it stop.
Just one look at this picture and I'm thinking, dude can act.
Now THAT is a call-back.
I called it. I knew he couldn't resist.
I don't bite on most of the old SBG-bait anymore, so that was pretty wily of you.
Eh. You were around, and it had been a while. And we're all pretty predictable at this point.
Happily, they've been working on proving us wrong since the 2nd week of April.
Unfortunately I think there is high correlation between them.
II!
Cliitch.
The Oriental Cafe has closed (despite good reviews online so it must have been fairly recent). Love day games to make a drive go more quickly.
Yeah, it was great. Apparently my brother drove from Apple Valley back home at least once a month to eat there.
HICKS WAS DUE
Someone wants to stay in The Show
This team .... man!
I'm sharting to enjoy this!
Hiicks! (Gotta crediit the tutelage, right?)
Royals are down 4-1 in the fourth. By the end of the day, these guys could be tied for...for.............
Don't say it!
Don't even think it. This is the type of magic that disappears if you investigate it too carefully.
Point made, Hughes.
Dammit, you were thinking about it, weren't you.
...
While at the time I felt a bit down after being in attendance at the 3-2 loss last week, but looks like I can brag that I was at the last Twins' loss of the season!*
*Rev. Jeff Disease victim
dammit, HIT Pedroia, don't let him hit it *facepalm*
Spookied that crap. Argh, anyone but Pedroia (except Miguel Cabrera).
You know what I like? When I have to go do some work at the start of an inning where the Twins are playing defense, and then when I come back all 3 outs are already recorded. That's nice thing.
Fast Eddie? I guess not.
A challenge away from a two-run hhomerr!
Wow. I wasn't trying to credit that homer to Herrmann, but my goofy keyboard had other ideas.
Somebody please press this into the rotation; it's already on the banner page:
That's pretty fantastic right there.
httpv://youtu.be/gCxrkl2igGY
scooped.
Yeah, Hrbek is pretty overweight.
I was actually going for the native Minnesotan angle, and you gotta make fun of the guys weight!?
True thing: I made a once-over so I could use something else, but nothing came to mind. It was so obvious!
This is my favorite day game log of the season, easily.
I'd put that in, but I actually haven't gotten any new banners since I got my new computer (months ago now) so I don't have my credentials handy.
"One of these things is not like the other,
One of these things just doesn't belong..."
That method no longer applies anyway. Anyone that can upload media can add to the rotation. That's why you haven't gotten any new banners.
Ah, Spooky Likey. I must have missed that CoC, or at least that part of it. I need to become a WGOM Completionist again.
cool -- it's good to go then, thanks
SPOOKY LIKEY!
The Dunce in to pitch to a Buttersesque catcher? Was Hughes that gassed?
For all the moves Molitor has been making that I've liked, this one doesn't do it for me.
How do you like it now?*
*though I was thinking exactly the same thing.
Perfectly happy that it worked!
I just have zero faith in Duensing stranding baserunners anymore.
I don't have a lot of faith in any of the relievers not named Perkins, but so far, so good.
The Twins season in a nutshell.
At least Hughes won't have to miss missing Pedroia's bat again.
All set up for Boyer in the 8th....
Oy, for the days of having a setup man.
Uno.
Weird. When ii grounds softly to Napoli, we score two runs. When Santana does it, it's just an out. Veteran leadership, I guess.
Why is Perkins warming up if he's not going to come in here? To give him plenty of time to get ready for the ninth?
Doesn't matter, I guess!
You say that like there would be a platoon advantage or summat against Papi. Oh, yee of little faith. Tonkin Resolution!
He pitched 4 outs last night. It went well. Could he do it again? I dunno. I hope it all works out so we don't have to second guess a third time.
Hey, look at that!
My point was that I couldn't understand why you'd have him warming up if you weren't going to use him against Ortiz. But all's well as ends well.
So, who's next from the bullpen?
Huh. I did not see that inning ending well.
Pretty sure this is the first time in about five years that it would end well.
I think Perk has earned tomorrow off.
travel day?
They have to go all the way up to Canada.
I hope not because my tickets are for Target Field
Heh, whoops, I mistook the vs. for an @. Move along, nothing to see here.
*finger on nose*
A sweep sounds pretty good, I'd say.
If only it hadn't come at the hands of the universally beloved Boston Puke Dawgs.
Radical!
We probably haven't seen this many comments in too many day game logs in the last few years. This is getting fun again.
It really, really is.
And on that note... go Yankees? That doesn't sound right...
But they have A-Rod again, so it's okay.
Perkins going to break Rodriguez's saves record at this rate.
If he were to do so, would he make a joke about the save stat on twitter? We can only hope.
Twins on pace for 99
losseswins.If this is a dream... I don't wanna wake up.
Royals lose. The Twins are tied for first.
After Memorial Day.