SoCalTwinsfan Junior, Jr. ran into the living room while sporting a Minnesota Twins jersey with a 25 on the back. He ran over to his grandfather and jumped on his knee.
S: "Whatcha doing, Grandpa?"
G: "Watching Byron Buxton's final baseball game."
S: "You mean of the season?"
G: "Nope. It's the final game of his career. He's retiring after today."
S: "But he's the best baseball player in the world!"
G: "No doubt about it. But he says he's too old to play such a difficult sport. He's going to try something easier. He's already signed a contract with the Timberwolves."
S: "Cool! I just wish we could have watched him in the World Series one more time."
G: "I know. Me, too. But the Twins' dynasty had to end sometime. It's hard to ask for more than 16 consecutive titles."
S: "Is Buxton going to be the MVP again?"
G: "Well, he's won 15 in a row and he won the triple crown again, so he's a big favorite to win it again."
S: "I don't like not having the Twins in the World Series."
G: "Me neither. This is the first time they haven't been in the World Series since before Buxton was called up to the Twins."
S: "What was it like to watch the Twins before Buxton?"
G: "I told you to never speak of the Dark Time. It was not good. Let's just leave it at that."
S: "When did the Dark Time end?"
G: "June 14, 2015, the day Buxton was called up. I remember it like it was yesterday. The Twins had lost 5 games in a row and were in danger of falling out of a playoff position."
S: "And that all changed when Buxton came up, right."
G: "Yep. It was a hot, muggy afternoon in Texas. Manager Paul Molitor had Buxton batting ninth."
S: "Why would you bat your best player ninth?"
G: "That's a good question. I guess Molitor didn't want to put too much pressure on him in his first game. With the Dark Time having lasted over four years, Twins fans were desperate for a great player to come up out of the minor league system to save the franchise."
S: "And he did!"
G: "He did at that. But as good as he had been in the minors, they still didn't realize just how great he was to become."
S: "So, how many home runs did he hit?"
G: "None."
S: "Well, how many triples did he hit?"
G: "None."
S: "Did he get any hits?"
G: "Nope. He struck out twice on curveballs in the dirt and even messed up a sacrifice bunt when he hit right back to the pitcher and the runner was thrown out at third base."
S: "Why would you have your best player sacrifice bunt?"
G: "Another good question. I don't know. Maybe Molitor was hoping it would be easier to sac bunt and have a positive at-bat after striking out a couple times."
S: "Did the Twins win at least?"
G: "Of course. After reaching on the fielder's choice, Buxton easily scored from first on a double to the gap. That started their season-ending 112-game win streak all the way through the postseason."
S: "Cool. And he got his first MVP?"
G: "No. Since he only played in 101 games, they decided to give the MVP that year to a guy from the Angels. Mike something or other. They used to compare him to Buxton, but he was never that good."
S: "Grandpa, are we ever going to see anyone as good as Buxton?"
G: "I wouldn't count on it, although the Twins did just draft this kid named Brix..."
Buxton was the first of Passan's 10 Degrees.
Heh.
Of course, if he were so good, he'd pitch too.
Didn't want to show off.