I would like to see a win here. It's good to beat the Yankees. It's great to beat Sabathia.
Wins are good.
So C. C. Sabathia, who isn't a good pitcher any more, is completely shutting down the Twins' offense. I wish I could say I was surprised.
The first C is short for Jeremy
Carsten, actually. Which is an Anglicization of Carstino, the Italian bastardization of the Armenian Jharmië, which is the equivalent of the English... Jeremy.
I have no idea whether any of that's true, but I love it anyway.
Yeah, that's good.
Hint, despite the three youth ballparks on the site where Ruth insisted the Yankees play, it isn't the same grounds. It is at least the same area but that's about it.
Closer than Yankee Bedpan.
The house that Ruth would have pooped in.
Well...
That is where I got it.
That mustache by Brendan Ryan I can't decide if it's just bad or so bad it's good.
I feel like it's probably the latter, but it's hard to tell.
It's awesome.
Why has Shane Robinson been taking ground balls at short? I mean, if we're thinking we could get into an extra-inning game and might need him in an emergency, that's okay. But if we're seriously considering him as a shortstop option, that's ridiculous.
They might be considering carrying even another pitcher and shrink the bench further...
“There’s no real purpose for it,” said Twins third-base coach Gene Glynn, who hits those daily grounders. “He sneaks in there to have a good time. I think he’s just showing off.”
If a broken down, shadow copy of C.C. Sabathia pitches a shutout, much less a no hitter, much less a perfect game. I am going to be displeased.
Annoyingly nice play by the fan.
A base runner!!
Well, at least we got a couple of hits and a run. No no-hitter, no shutout.
Ullger'd
If only we still had Ullger. I don't think he would have sent Escobar.
Sounded like Dazzle didn't realize that was the third out.
The Yankee broadcast crew at YES reminds me of the NBA Clippers crew--Lawler and Smith.
Slick? God damn right.
Homers? Yeah, pretty much.
Better than the local team? By a great margin.
I don't know about the YES crew, but the Twins radio team easily has the Yankees' team beat.
YES is their TV. Michael Kay and ?? are leagues above the FOXSports dinguses.
SANO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The color guy I don't know said after the dinger, "Miguel Sano! Remember that name."
Molitor setting him up to fail just to let him face the two lefties.
I'm not saying ball four to Ryan was a strike, but man Suzuki is horrendous at framing pitches.
No kidding, a lot of times, he didn't even bother trying to subtly bring it back. Not quite Doumit bad, but bad.
I dont like ROR facing right handed batters.
Amended.
He's still death to lefties, but it's a bit different when you have two men on base when facing them.
Not ideal
We've got eleventy billion relief pitchers, and we have to use J. R. Graham to face Alex Rodriguez.
That's what happens when you decide to do a bullpen game. And just not have a good 'pen in general.
This is the part of the horror movie when the ominous music begins swelling.
Obligatory.
Welp.
Oh, for...
Provus: "Can you believe this happened again?"
Me: Yes. I find it entirely believable.
*forehead smack*
Well that worked out just like planned.
Nice of A-Rod to end that rally with his selfish grand slam!
And I'd guess ~30% of A-rod's grand slams have been against the Twins.
Does Sano have more than one AB?
Only the second Grand Slam (Matt Guerrier)
Annoying nice catch by Gardner.
That was Rodriguez's 50th career HR against the Twins. He has done that playing with AL West and East teams. Amazing.
That was his 679th home run. I think it's been 14 teams in the AL for most of his career so you'd expect 679/13 = 52 home runs per team. So, quick math says exactly average against the Twins.
Except (545 at bats versus Twins / 10215 cater at bats) = 5.3% of career at bats * 679 homeruns = 36 homeruns if normal rate
I think that makes me feel better about thinking Rodriguez owning the Twins (and Royals). Because he does.
No Bert, that was a nice bunt because it means the Twins finally get an out.
Dazzle getting a bit whiney re: the relievers, and I can't blame him. I feel sorry for them for having to witness this mess
Wait a second, has spooky always been sitting behind Lasorda in that picture and I was missing the joak?
In the header, yes.
You're welcome 😉
I was always just so amused by the picture that I failed to notice the next row
I'm still not sure if Spooky has noticed it yet or not
I didn't see it for the first time until a couple of days ago, but I chuckled.
The correct response was "SPOOKY LIKEY!"
This year I was finally starting to let go of some of my Yankee hatred. Then this series comes along and I'm reminded just why I fraking HATE this rassafrackin team
When the Twins are playing the Yankees, I find myself hating the Twins just as much
Uh huh
Sigh
Glen Perkins to receive cortisone injection Wednesday
I would like to see a win here. It's good to beat the Yankees. It's great to beat Sabathia.
Wins are good.
So C. C. Sabathia, who isn't a good pitcher any more, is completely shutting down the Twins' offense. I wish I could say I was surprised.
The first C is short for Jeremy
Carsten, actually. Which is an Anglicization of Carstino, the Italian bastardization of the Armenian Jharmië, which is the equivalent of the English... Jeremy.
I have no idea whether any of that's true, but I love it anyway.
Yeah, that's good.
Hint, despite the three youth ballparks on the site where Ruth insisted the Yankees play, it isn't the same grounds. It is at least the same area but that's about it.
Closer than Yankee Bedpan.
The house that Ruth would have pooped in.
Well...
That is where I got it.
That mustache by Brendan Ryan I can't decide if it's just bad or so bad it's good.
I feel like it's probably the latter, but it's hard to tell.
It's awesome.
Why has Shane Robinson been taking ground balls at short? I mean, if we're thinking we could get into an extra-inning game and might need him in an emergency, that's okay. But if we're seriously considering him as a shortstop option, that's ridiculous.
They might be considering carrying even another pitcher and shrink the bench further...
Why is Shane Robinson taking grounders at shortstop?
Remember when the Twins would bunt on Sabathia all the time and Sabathia would get mad?
He is horrible at covering first base.
See F
Annoyingly nice play by Gregorious.
Annoyingly nice play by Ryan.
If a broken down, shadow copy of C.C. Sabathia pitches a shutout, much less a no hitter, much less a perfect game. I am going to be displeased.
Annoyingly nice play by the fan.
A base runner!!
Well, at least we got a couple of hits and a run. No no-hitter, no shutout.
Ullger'd
If only we still had Ullger. I don't think he would have sent Escobar.
Sounded like Dazzle didn't realize that was the third out.
The Yankee broadcast crew at YES reminds me of the NBA Clippers crew--Lawler and Smith.
Slick? God damn right.
Homers? Yeah, pretty much.
Better than the local team? By a great margin.
I don't know about the YES crew, but the Twins radio team easily has the Yankees' team beat.
YES is their TV. Michael Kay and ?? are leagues above the FOXSports dinguses.
SANO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The color guy I don't know said after the dinger, "Miguel Sano! Remember that name."
Ken Singleton.
SANOOOOOOOO!!!!!
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNONONONONONONONONOO!!!!
SAAAANOOOOOOO
Remember when Sabathia had a perfect game going?
Doesn't matter if Big Pelf can spin a gem if he can't finish even 6 innings and keep the relievers spitting their sunflower seeds in the bullpen.
My hope is that they didn't pinch-hit with Rosario because they're going to use him as a defensive replacement for Hunter.
Or maybe that's why they let Robinson bat!
Nice, solid line drive by Robinson there.
:swoon:
I dont like ROR facing right handed batters.
Molitor setting him up to fail just to let him face the two lefties.
I'm not saying ball four to Ryan was a strike, but man Suzuki is horrendous at framing pitches.
No kidding, a lot of times, he didn't even bother trying to subtly bring it back. Not quite Doumit bad, but bad.
Amended.
He's still death to lefties, but it's a bit different when you have two men on base when facing them.
Not ideal
We've got eleventy billion relief pitchers, and we have to use J. R. Graham to face Alex Rodriguez.
That's what happens when you decide to do a bullpen game. And just not have a good 'pen in general.
This is the part of the horror movie when the ominous music begins swelling.
Obligatory.
Welp.
Oh, for...
Provus: "Can you believe this happened again?"
Me: Yes. I find it entirely believable.
*forehead smack*
Well that worked out just like planned.
Nice of A-Rod to end that rally with his selfish grand slam!
And I'd guess ~30% of A-rod's grand slams have been against the Twins.
Does Sano have more than one AB?
Only the second Grand Slam (Matt Guerrier)
Annoying nice catch by Gardner.
That was Rodriguez's 50th career HR against the Twins. He has done that playing with AL West and East teams. Amazing.
That was his 679th home run. I think it's been 14 teams in the AL for most of his career so you'd expect 679/13 = 52 home runs per team. So, quick math says exactly average against the Twins.
subtract the ~35 interleague HR's
He has hit 50 against the Royals too. Dang.
LAA - 70
BAL- 65
TOR - 57
BOS - 56
TB - 52
MIN/KC - 50
Except (545 at bats versus Twins / 10215 cater at bats) = 5.3% of career at bats * 679 homeruns = 36 homeruns if normal rate
I think that makes me feel better about thinking Rodriguez owning the Twins (and Royals). Because he does.
No Bert, that was a nice bunt because it means the Twins finally get an out.
Dazzle getting a bit whiney re: the relievers, and I can't blame him. I feel sorry for them for having to witness this mess
Wait a second, has spooky always been sitting behind Lasorda in that picture and I was missing the joak?
In the header, yes.
You're welcome 😉
I was always just so amused by the picture that I failed to notice the next row
I'm still not sure if Spooky has noticed it yet or not
I didn't see it for the first time until a couple of days ago, but I chuckled.
The correct response was "SPOOKY LIKEY!"
This year I was finally starting to let go of some of my Yankee hatred. Then this series comes along and I'm reminded just why I fraking HATE this rassafrackin team
When the Twins are playing the Yankees, I find myself hating the Twins just as much
Uh huh
Sigh
Glen Perkins to receive cortisone injection Wednesday