17 thoughts on “August 26, 2018: The Gentleman Masher”

1. Looking at the standing this morning and oofta the Orioles are bad. Not 1962 Mets bad, but maybe more like 2003 Tigers bad.

   1. The other day I was thinking about what the game logs would look like around here if we were Orioles fans.

      1. Put away the sharp objects

      2. probably go to our archives and look at 2016

         1. if you're masochistic...

2. That Sano Ball was prodigious.

   1. Homeric, even.

      1. Longitudinal.

         1. Or maybe we should have said "Thomeic."

3. Looks like all mlb.tv games are free today in celebration of the service’s 16th anniversary.

4. Berrios was sick today. Twins were worried they would have to yank him in the first inning, but he pledged to stay in as long as he could. Was not available after the game. Had to stay in range of the bathroom.

   — LaVelle E. Neal III (@LaVelleNeal) August 26, 2018

   1. No stopping a machine

5. In hour 11 of a 15 hour day. Supervisor has a bachelorette party today and invited all my managers and supervisors. It is becoming a long day. But, I guess it's better to be me than Berrios today.

   1. I wish there was a program kind of like the Army Reserve, but for restaurants. You serve/bartend one weekend a month or whatever.

      1. That would be pretty cool!

6. Rosario is batting .229/.257/.336 since the All-Star break.

   1. It's almost like swinging at everything might not be the best batting strategy after all.

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