105 thoughts on “May 4, 2020: May The Whatever Be Whatever”
now I have Que Sera Sera stuck in my head
whatever will be will be
The digital caucus last night was pretty, pretty, pretty good. Record crowd! Torii Hunter made an appearance and juuuuuuuuuuust missed making a great catch. Well, it wasn't that close, actually. Also confirmed: Rosebud is a sled.
Meanwhile, while the caucus was in session a certain Citizen posted on WGOM and FB, with nary a visit to the chat.
eh. Was working in the yard until after 5 local time (7 your time), then shower, then make cocktails and dinner.
Ok, boomer.
I completely forgot about the caucus. I was out spraying Creeping Charlie until about dark.
I signed off at 10:10 PM. Hard to believe almost three hours went past. It was fun.
Lots of good talk about Juan Berenguer, Rickey!, Twins-era Lefty, Bobby Castillo, and the ‘82–‘88 Twins. Rhu_ru had some date-relevant trivia. Some speculation about the last time Sid Hartman actually wrote a column occurred. DPWY cleared the air on Poultry Man’s radio presence. And, thanks to Pepper, a longstanding WGOM mystery was cleared up!
Hats and backgrounds were cycled at a dizzying pace. Drinks were consumed.
For the record, none of you look anything like your avatars...
Come on, now. People confuse me with Derek Jeter all the time. Just kidding. I'm a little taller than him.
Well...
I think the highlight for me was the Poultry Man story by DPWY. Hilarious!
That was pretty good. I think mine was your marveling at the idea & memory of Szechuan peppercorn ice cream (at Un Deux Trois? I forget that part), prompting Pepper to observe that everything is better with pepper. So true!
everything is better with pepper
Indisputable.
It was at Goodfellows in MPLS.
went down a rabbit hole this morning to visit the 1974 NL Cy Young voting. Some interesting tidbits:
Of the 11 pitchers who got votes, 4 were relievers. 3 of those 4 had over 100 IP that season.
The Dodgers and Reds each had 3 pitchers receive votes, 2 starters and 1 reliever. Of the Cincy pitchers, one, Jack Billingham (who finished 6th) had a negative rWAR and an ERA+ below 100. I wonder what the highest finish ever for Cy Young was for a pitcher with a non-positive rWAR?
Also, Phil Niekro got screwed. He was a 20-game winner for a mediocre team, led the NL vote-getters in rWAR for pitchers by 2.5 wins (Jon Matlack, with 9.1 rWAR, got zero votes), threw 300+ freaking innings, was 2nd in ERA, WHIP, and ERA+.
And Matlack got uber-screwed. 9.1 rWAR, led the league in shutouts with 7 and in FIP. But he had a losing record for a team that finished 71-91.
He's the only one to receive a Cy Young with a negative rWAR. I searched through CYA history and expanded the selection to anyone below 1.0 rWAR and there are quite a few more of those. The Sutter placed the highest at third. The MVP history has many other poor players placing high. I think the pitching triple crown stats, especially before relievers started pitching significant innings, had a strong enough positive correlation to WAR that it filtered out enough bad players
We talked with our daughter this weekend. She's fine. No panic-buying as of yet in her city. The local babushkas are on the lookout for young women not following the "rules," such as not wearing face masks or dressing "inappropriately" or sitting on a park bench (because doing so in the cold might "freeze her ovaries").
Me reading: "Sure, a little nosy but I get it....Ugh, busybodies are the worst.../blink.../blink...wat?!"
I love the tradition of sitting in silence for a moment, with bags packed and the house settled, before a journey. I have enjoyed explaining why I wanted 11 flowers, rather than a dozen, to a befuddled American florist. I can kind of understand not eating ice cream if you have a sore throat as a a cultural quirk. I drew the line at keeping the windows shut at night in an unairconditioned Khrushchyovka in mid-summer Moscow.
She doesn't work in healthcare, does she? I was reading about another quaint Russian tradition...
A third Russian health-care professional has fallen from a hospital window under mysterious circumstances.
saw that this morning. The Defenestration of Russian Health Care has become all too real.
thankfully, no. She teaches English.
Welp, everyone better pick out their new favorite team:
#KBO has just announced #ESPN will be televising 1 KBO game per day, starting with Opening Day action between Samsung Lions and NC Dinos. Details to follow.
Funny to read that list all the way and end with...Wyverns?!
Sing with me..."One of these things is not like the others..."
I dunno. Dinos is sort of in the same category, right?
Yea, do they really have a club nicked after some Greek dude?
I think Wiz sticks out, actually.
I don't disagree on Dinos and Wiz...but those are kindof normalized names. Washington Wizards and all that. (Toronto Raptors, for that matter). I had to actually look up "wyvern." It's a very specific mythological creature, and a bit obscure, at that. I suppose if they were the Hydras or Griffins, those wouldn't be a materially different situation. I may have raised an eyebrow, but a good chance nothing would have been typed.
I wonder if wyverns are just more culturally relevant there? Why not dragons?
in some circles, wyverns aren't all that unusual, just saying
Circles? Which circles? Your circles? Maybe I should show up to the zoom meeting.
This may be a case where I get to be this guy who otherwise thought he has absorbed plenty of mythology and likes cool words.
D&D, Fantasy, trivia, cartoons, ...next you'll be telling me you haven't heard of wyrms.
I read a weird book about sandworms once...
Once!?
sure, once is enough
That was a spicy take.
I like how Danyeres' dragons on GoT are technically wyverns (by most basic definitions anyway )
Three teams in Seoul. Which is owned by the mega-rich owner that buys all the best players, which is the one owned by the fabulously rich owner who is incompetent, and which is the lovable losers which always seems to trip over it's feet?
We need a "if you are a Milwaukee Brewers fan you should follow xxxxx of the KBO..." cheat sheet.
EDIT: I should have scrolled down. Thanks Nibs!
I am disappointed that there is no team called the Seoul Survivors.
I'll take the KT Wiz, because why not?
A handy dandy team comparison guide.
MLB equivalents for #KBO teams - in 2min 20 seconds!
When I came up from my “office” a little bit ago, Mrs. Hayes informed me the furnace is not working.* The thermostat is new as of last summer, so I don’t think it’s bad. No matter what setting I dial in, I can’t get the fan to run or the furnace to light. Checked the breaker; no trip. I’m guessing it’s the limit switch, but don’t have a multimeter to confirm. If that’s it, I suppose I could replace it. At the same time, the furnace is in its third decade, so what is the end-game? I really don’t want to replace it right now, but once A/C season is here, we’ll need the blower.
We can set aside the discussion of why the furnace is on in May...I’ve gotten nowhere with that.
Limited experience with major appliance replacement, but for comparison shopping...had 20 y/o furnace replaced a little over a year ago, got a Lennox through Costco. Was under $5K, 18 month, 0% financing through Costco. Local guy put it in.
Stupid maintenance program guy tagged it out of service during the polar vortex. They would've charged way more than Costco. They did bring a pile of electric heaters for us.
We had a couple nights this week where the upstairs AC wasn't really doing it's job, and we just shut it off at bedtime. Got an afternoon appointment for a Spring checkup and we'll see what the verdict is.
In other news, I fixed my garbage disposal this weekend. I have no handyman instincts at all, but I can sometimes follow a YouTube video!
more of a contortionist's job than a plumber's. congrats
just had to hit that reset switch, huh?
Hah! An allen wrench
When your disposal don't spin, the allen wrench is your frien.
😂
The part in the spoiler was what I was gonna discuss.
I always heed jimmy carter’s advice and put on a sweater. Dr. Chop uses the furnace. We disagree, but the furnace is still on.
I'm apparently settling into Dadhood as the other day I said out loud "why is every damn light in the house on!?"
I wear a sweater and have the furnace on (but set lower than I would otherwise).
afghans are my friend
As someone who is almost always cold, I can tell you that putting a sweater on is not a solution.
Somebody last week recommended frying dogs in butter. Tried that with a cheddarwurst for lunch today. Yeah, that's going in the rotation.
It’s a winner for sure!
It's a winner wiener for sure! FTFY
I found this article about card collecting and "breaks" to be kind of interesting.
Plus, people who went to CRHS might recognize one of the quoted breakers.
Breaks have been around for a long time, it's just that they're videoed and posted, so they get much bigger viewership. Not a fan, what with the speculation part of it.
The more I know about breaks, the less I understand.
The simplest breaks are when people "buy in" for a particular team/teams (or random, sometimes) and then the box/case is opened and any cards from that team/teams go to the player who bought them. If any of the packs had a rare/valuable insert from that team, you score big. If you didn't get any/many inserts, you probably paid too much for what you got.
Usually the prices for teams are set based on the cost of the box/case and prorated by the number of cards a particular team has in that set (also can be modified based on the plethora of premium inserts -- think Yankees tickets at Target Field vs. Rays tickets).
But why would anyone watch that wasn't a participant? It's the viewership I don't understand.
I can't tell you - I don't watch
I follow Phil Hughes on Twitter, though I don't watch any of the videos. I find the jargon inscrutable and the fandom kind of annoying, but it's far from the worst thing on YouTube.
Why do people watch unboxing videos at all? Mystery indeed. However, we made a series of unboxing videos of loans for the museum before the ronas. Unfortunately that series is on hold.
YouTube and such have introduced us all to weird pleasures I can’t imagine any of us explaining to our great-grandparents without the benefit of an example. Eleven setting aside the prurient: Watching people...take stuff out of boxes? tie flies? hop freight trains? eat painfully hot wings? whisper?
I could not have guessed I had any interest in art conservation, but somehow I stumbled across Baumgartner Restorations’ YouTube channel. I don’t know enough to have an informed opinion of how good his work is, but I really enjoy how explains what he’s attempting to do, why he makes certain choices, and the slow, almost contemplative pace to the videos. Here’s a recent example:
I want AMR to make an ASMR video.
Huh
Game 163 on FSN, and I love watching Joe swing the bat.
if you're into a singles hitting GIDP machine then yeah, I'm into watching his wallet slow him down on the basepaths too. /not
Eh, he hasn't been paid yet. Twins won't do anything stupid like give him A-Rod money. What I'd really like to see if he won't take a hometown discount is to trade him to the Yankees for Cano and Teixeira
Oh, someone call the fire department because this LTE is en fuego.
I think a doctor might be more appropriate. Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard - report to Co'C stat
It looks like KBO is streaming a bunch of games through Twitch (all in Korean though). That's supposed to be legit, right? If you can't tell, it looks like there are 5 channels; just add 1-5 to the end of the URL.
now I have Que Sera Sera stuck in my head
whatever will be will be
The digital caucus last night was pretty, pretty, pretty good. Record crowd! Torii Hunter made an appearance and juuuuuuuuuuust missed making a great catch. Well, it wasn't that close, actually. Also confirmed: Rosebud is a sled.
Meanwhile, while the caucus was in session a certain Citizen posted on WGOM and FB, with nary a visit to the chat.
eh. Was working in the yard until after 5 local time (7 your time), then shower, then make cocktails and dinner.
Ok, boomer.
I completely forgot about the caucus. I was out spraying Creeping Charlie until about dark.
I signed off at 10:10 PM. Hard to believe almost three hours went past. It was fun.
Lots of good talk about Juan Berenguer, Rickey!, Twins-era Lefty, Bobby Castillo, and the ‘82–‘88 Twins. Rhu_ru had some date-relevant trivia. Some speculation about the last time Sid Hartman actually wrote a column occurred. DPWY cleared the air on Poultry Man’s radio presence. And, thanks to Pepper, a longstanding WGOM mystery was cleared up!
Hats and backgrounds were cycled at a dizzying pace. Drinks were consumed.
For the record, none of you look anything like your avatars...
Come on, now. People confuse me with Derek Jeter all the time. Just kidding. I'm a little taller than him.
Well...
I think the highlight for me was the Poultry Man story by DPWY. Hilarious!
That was pretty good. I think mine was your marveling at the idea & memory of Szechuan peppercorn ice cream (at Un Deux Trois? I forget that part), prompting Pepper to observe that everything is better with pepper. So true!
everything is better with pepper
Indisputable.
It was at Goodfellows in MPLS.
went down a rabbit hole this morning to visit the 1974 NL Cy Young voting. Some interesting tidbits:
Of the 11 pitchers who got votes, 4 were relievers. 3 of those 4 had over 100 IP that season.
The Dodgers and Reds each had 3 pitchers receive votes, 2 starters and 1 reliever. Of the Cincy pitchers, one, Jack Billingham (who finished 6th) had a negative rWAR and an ERA+ below 100. I wonder what the highest finish ever for Cy Young was for a pitcher with a non-positive rWAR?
Also, Phil Niekro got screwed. He was a 20-game winner for a mediocre team, led the NL vote-getters in rWAR for pitchers by 2.5 wins (Jon Matlack, with 9.1 rWAR, got zero votes), threw 300+ freaking innings, was 2nd in ERA, WHIP, and ERA+.
And Matlack got uber-screwed. 9.1 rWAR, led the league in shutouts with 7 and in FIP. But he had a losing record for a team that finished 71-91.
He's the only one to receive a Cy Young with a negative rWAR. I searched through CYA history and expanded the selection to anyone below 1.0 rWAR and there are quite a few more of those. The Sutter placed the highest at third. The MVP history has many other poor players placing high. I think the pitching triple crown stats, especially before relievers started pitching significant innings, had a strong enough positive correlation to WAR that it filtered out enough bad players
Meanwhile, in the things that make me personally nervous department.
We talked with our daughter this weekend. She's fine. No panic-buying as of yet in her city. The local babushkas are on the lookout for young women not following the "rules," such as not wearing face masks or dressing "inappropriately" or sitting on a park bench (because doing so in the cold might "freeze her ovaries").
Me reading: "Sure, a little nosy but I get it....Ugh, busybodies are the worst.../blink.../blink...wat?!"
I love the tradition of sitting in silence for a moment, with bags packed and the house settled, before a journey. I have enjoyed explaining why I wanted 11 flowers, rather than a dozen, to a befuddled American florist. I can kind of understand not eating ice cream if you have a sore throat as a a cultural quirk. I drew the line at keeping the windows shut at night in an unairconditioned Khrushchyovka in mid-summer Moscow.
She doesn't work in healthcare, does she? I was reading about another quaint Russian tradition...
saw that this morning. The Defenestration of Russian Health Care has become all too real.
thankfully, no. She teaches English.
Welp, everyone better pick out their new favorite team:
Maybe the LG Twins.
My friend says I need to follow the LOTTE Giants, though he may be biased after living Busan for 3 years...
There's a movie about taking a Train to Busan. It's really good.
sounds cheerful!
Had to look up when Pusan became Busan. My youngest sister was from Pusan.
If not the LG Twins, then the Doosan Bears. Bears are cool.
Doosan Bears are, uh, my team. Not that we can't share, but I have a certain interest in that squad.
We're both Twins fans. Why can't we both be Bears fans?
Of course. I was merely pointing out that I have a relationship with the owner of that club.
I'll be rooting for the Ingersoll Rand Yard Goats.
Are you an IR employee?
Not anymore - I was an intern briefly before Doosan.
Oh my, well, we have some things in common.
Here are your options
Kiwoom Heroes - Byung Ho Park
EW talked to Dan Kurtz about the KBO in 1533. Dan discussed the different teams but I don't remember when to link to a timestamp.
Funny to read that list all the way and end with...Wyverns?!
Sing with me..."One of these things is not like the others..."
I dunno. Dinos is sort of in the same category, right?
Yea, do they really have a club nicked after some Greek dude?
I think Wiz sticks out, actually.
I don't disagree on Dinos and Wiz...but those are kindof normalized names. Washington Wizards and all that. (Toronto Raptors, for that matter). I had to actually look up "wyvern." It's a very specific mythological creature, and a bit obscure, at that. I suppose if they were the Hydras or Griffins, those wouldn't be a materially different situation. I may have raised an eyebrow, but a good chance nothing would have been typed.
I wonder if wyverns are just more culturally relevant there? Why not dragons?
in some circles, wyverns aren't all that unusual, just saying
Circles? Which circles? Your circles? Maybe I should show up to the zoom meeting.
This may be a case where I get to be this guy who otherwise thought he has absorbed plenty of mythology and likes cool words.
D&D, Fantasy, trivia, cartoons, ...next you'll be telling me you haven't heard of wyrms.
I read a weird book about sandworms once...
Once!?
sure, once is enough
That was a spicy take.
I like how Danyeres' dragons on GoT are technically wyverns (by most basic definitions anyway )
Three teams in Seoul. Which is owned by the mega-rich owner that buys all the best players, which is the one owned by the fabulously rich owner who is incompetent, and which is the lovable losers which always seems to trip over it's feet?
We need a "if you are a Milwaukee Brewers fan you should follow xxxxx of the KBO..." cheat sheet.
EDIT: I should have scrolled down. Thanks Nibs!
I am disappointed that there is no team called the Seoul Survivors.
I'll take the KT Wiz, because why not?
A handy dandy team comparison guide.
So, mostly NL teams I guess. Great.
Heroes, it is
That was my thought.
yup
Now if they were only shown when people could actually watch them. Oh, well, I guess that why God created the DVR.
I've got mine set for tonight. I might try to stay up to watch an inning or two. It strikes me as a bad idea, but....c'mon.
I was going to go with the LG Twins, but I think I am all in on the Dinos.
When I came up from my “office” a little bit ago, Mrs. Hayes informed me the furnace is not working.* The thermostat is new as of last summer, so I don’t think it’s bad. No matter what setting I dial in, I can’t get the fan to run or the furnace to light. Checked the breaker; no trip. I’m guessing it’s the limit switch, but don’t have a multimeter to confirm. If that’s it, I suppose I could replace it. At the same time, the furnace is in its third decade, so what is the end-game? I really don’t want to replace it right now, but once A/C season is here, we’ll need the blower.
Limited experience with major appliance replacement, but for comparison shopping...had 20 y/o furnace replaced a little over a year ago, got a Lennox through Costco. Was under $5K, 18 month, 0% financing through Costco. Local guy put it in.
Stupid maintenance program guy tagged it out of service during the polar vortex. They would've charged way more than Costco. They did bring a pile of electric heaters for us.
We had a couple nights this week where the upstairs AC wasn't really doing it's job, and we just shut it off at bedtime. Got an afternoon appointment for a Spring checkup and we'll see what the verdict is.
In other news, I fixed my garbage disposal this weekend. I have no handyman instincts at all, but I can sometimes follow a YouTube video!
more of a contortionist's job than a plumber's. congrats
just had to hit that reset switch, huh?
Hah! An allen wrench
When your disposal don't spin, the allen wrench is your frien.
😂
The part in the spoiler was what I was gonna discuss.
I always heed jimmy carter’s advice and put on a sweater. Dr. Chop uses the furnace. We disagree, but the furnace is still on.
I'm apparently settling into Dadhood as the other day I said out loud "why is every damn light in the house on!?"
I wear a sweater and have the furnace on (but set lower than I would otherwise).
afghans are my friend
As someone who is almost always cold, I can tell you that putting a sweater on is not a solution.
But what about one that plugs into a wall socket?
Can't get the link to work.
50 years ago today was the Kent State Massacre.
four dead in Oh-Hi-Oh. 🙁
Somebody last week recommended frying dogs in butter. Tried that with a cheddarwurst for lunch today. Yeah, that's going in the rotation.
It’s a winner for sure!
It's a
winnerwiener for sure! FTFYI found this article about card collecting and "breaks" to be kind of interesting.
Plus, people who went to CRHS might recognize one of the quoted breakers.
Breaks have been around for a long time, it's just that they're videoed and posted, so they get much bigger viewership. Not a fan, what with the speculation part of it.
The more I know about breaks, the less I understand.
The simplest breaks are when people "buy in" for a particular team/teams (or random, sometimes) and then the box/case is opened and any cards from that team/teams go to the player who bought them. If any of the packs had a rare/valuable insert from that team, you score big. If you didn't get any/many inserts, you probably paid too much for what you got.
Usually the prices for teams are set based on the cost of the box/case and prorated by the number of cards a particular team has in that set (also can be modified based on the plethora of premium inserts -- think Yankees tickets at Target Field vs. Rays tickets).
But why would anyone watch that wasn't a participant? It's the viewership I don't understand.
I can't tell you - I don't watch
I follow Phil Hughes on Twitter, though I don't watch any of the videos. I find the jargon inscrutable and the fandom kind of annoying, but it's far from the worst thing on YouTube.
Why do people watch unboxing videos at all? Mystery indeed. However, we made a series of unboxing videos of loans for the museum before the ronas. Unfortunately that series is on hold.
YouTube and such have introduced us all to weird pleasures I can’t imagine any of us explaining to our great-grandparents without the benefit of an example. Eleven setting aside the prurient: Watching people...take stuff out of boxes? tie flies? hop freight trains? eat painfully hot wings? whisper?
I could not have guessed I had any interest in art conservation, but somehow I stumbled across Baumgartner Restorations’ YouTube channel. I don’t know enough to have an informed opinion of how good his work is, but I really enjoy how explains what he’s attempting to do, why he makes certain choices, and the slow, almost contemplative pace to the videos. Here’s a recent example:
I want AMR to make an ASMR video.
Huh
Game 163 on FSN, and I love watching Joe swing the bat.
if you're into a singles hitting GIDP machine then yeah, I'm into watching his wallet slow him down on the basepaths too. /not
Eh, he hasn't been paid yet. Twins won't do anything stupid like give him A-Rod money. What I'd really like to see if he won't take a hometown discount is to trade him to the Yankees for Cano and Teixeira
Oh, someone call the fire department because this LTE is en fuego.
I think a doctor might be more appropriate. Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard - report to Co'C stat
https://nypost.com/2020/05/04/knicks-head-coach-search-nets-rockets-also-like-tom-thibodeau/
It looks like KBO is streaming a bunch of games through Twitch (all in Korean though). That's supposed to be legit, right? If you can't tell, it looks like there are 5 channels; just add 1-5 to the end of the URL.
Aw man, my beloved Giants are in a rain delay.