Well thank goodness we're done with those dominant Rangers, and can move on to the Tigers in our battle for last place. Lucky for the Twins, they're pitching Matt Shoemaker, so that should give them a great advantage in losing ground to the Tigers.
I'm having trouble thinking of anything to write that isn't even more negative than that opening paragraph, so maybe we'll just let this sit here for bit...
Go Twins!
"The Twins have the right man on the mound in Matt Shoemaker " Dick Bremer proclaims right before the game.
Sorry if i don't share Bremer's confidence
Maybe he just meant they sent out the guy on the lineup card without screwing up
Take all the WGOM bucks.
Garlick!
That's one. Let's hope it's not the only one.
Only twenty-four outs to go!
With that strikeout Sano's BA has dropped to .111.
Yeah, but his OB% is higher!
Can't argue that.
Miggy is batting .098, and he's paid a lot more money.
Polanco!
I like the leadoff home runs but the strikeouts after I like less.
Drew Butera is going to the Halos
Upgrading from Pujols.
Miggy Cabrera still hits Twins pitchers pretty good
Rain delay 😫
*Wayne's World voice* Game on!
Grossman has 7 SB? Does he use a pinch runner?
I know stolen bases are up this year but wow.
Add on runs are awesome
Add on runs are necessary
Truth.
I bet Stashak would look good in a Saints uni
Well, we still have the lead 😬
Better call the game due to rain.
Can't win a seven inning game but can win a six inning game.
It's not called yet - give 'em a chance
Wade Miley throws a no hitter against Cleveland
Lotta that going around
KEPLER TO THE MOON