A new season is upon us! It's certainly looking to be, uh, a real corker. Anyway, there's a lot of new menu items at Target Field (this link has pictures, but also critiques). What 3 dishes are you picking to try out and share with your friends and family (only going with the savory options here):
Target Field's New Lineup (pick up to three)
- Vinai's Sweet & Sour Fried Pork (22%, 5 Votes)
- Grilled SPAM® Sandwich (17%, 4 Votes)
- Soul Bowl Caribe Bowl (13%, 3 Votes)
- Kramarczuk's Brat Sampler (13%, 3 Votes)
- Grand Slam Shawarma (13%, 3 Votes)
- TokiDoki Wings (4%, 1 Votes)
- Hrbek's Pork Tenderloin Sandwich (4%, 1 Votes)
- Official Fried Chicken’s Hot Honey Chicken Tenders and Waffles and Chicken Bacon Ranch Sandwich (4%, 1 Votes)
- Lord Fletcher's Walleye Tacos (4%, 1 Votes)
- Pizza Lucé's Dugout Dill Pickle Pizza (4%, 1 Votes)
- Taco Libre's Machete (0%, 0 Votes)
- Roots for the Home Team Jalapeno Popper Salad/Flour Tortilla Wrap (0%, 0 Votes)
- Chopped Southwest Burger (0%, 0 Votes)
- Taco Libre's Rice Bowl (0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 9

It seems like a Brat Sampler should have been a ballpark staple for years.
Also, brilliant
Should be called “Kramarczuk's Triple Play”!
Aye. If marketing whiffs on that one I'm going to ask for a front office job.
I finally qualified for our league playdowns as a skip last night. I'm pretty pumped about that, even if I don't expect to make it past Monday because I'll probably have a fairly low seed.
I’ve been told good things about Vinai’s restaurant and ballpark offerings, and plan to check them both out.
I really want to get to Vinai (the actual restaurant) sometime soon!
Not ballpark related, but on the topic of recently opened Hmong eateries in the Twin Cities, Diane's Place is really good overall (and open for lunch, unlike Vinai) and the pastries are spectacular.
Recently went to Diane’s - it was great (should have gotten reservations, next time) - NBBW got a rice bowl with pork belly+egg - frabulous. I had the Hmong French toast - noteworthy.
Timberwolves win last night but drop to the 7th seed. One game separates 5-8.
Yeah, this is shaping up to be a very interesting finish. And I like the Wolves' chances of avoiding a play-in, they're playing good ball right now.
It's really annoying that the bigger gap is between 8 and 9 instead of between 6 and 7.
I am a Jimmy Butler anti-fan, but that trade is looking great for the Warriors in the short term. They are 19-5 since Butler's first start for them. Meanwhile, Dallas is 12-16 without Luka. Nuggets just 8-8 in their last 16. Crazy how everything has tightened up.
I'm pretty sure not all of those are new items. Philosofette definitely had the Caribe bowl last year.
MLB players are also cheapskates.
That article is amazing. Emilio Pagan's xERA was 4+ in 2020-2021, and then has been sub-4 ever since, is this because he abandoned the Taco Bell Crunch Wrap Supreme? File it under things we'd love to A/B test.
And then you've got Steven Kwan looting the clubhouse snack supply -- he's apparently the coworker that ruins the free snack policy by taking them home with him.
This was a bizarre “human interest” article. There are major leaguers driving cars that approximate regular folks and students from allegedly communist countries driving Bentleys, Ferraris, and Porsches on my campus.
And yet, while they’re cutting corners to avoid paying for streaming services, cell phone plans, or guacamole, none of these players probably blink at buying personalized cleats, custom jewelry with their own logo, monthly bills at Brazilian steakhouses, elaborate outfits for a theme day on a road trip, etc. “It’s for my work” is a pretty easy justification.
What a weird psychology.
Think we can hit 2k down by end of day?
I think it won't. There's always next week for more gradual losses.
There could easily be a new selloff for every new retaliatory tariff announcement from other countries.
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We moved our HSA over to Fidelity recently and I still haven't picked where to invest it yet...nice move.
I'm certainly much better at Target Field's New Lineup poll than March Madness bracket, and I only picked one item.