85 thoughts on “2012 Game 155: Still Evil Incarnate vs The Good Guys”

1. I predict a blow out victory for the local 9

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      1. Hey Dave.

         1. Dave's not here, man.

            1. What's your name, Bob?

         2. Dave* was here but it looks like he checked out.

            *Watts

2. Not a real Yanquis.

3. Riotyish.

   1. Rats.

4. Provus just said that the Sox and Tigs are tied "atop" the AL Central.
   That seems... less than accurate. More like "in the middle but with no one above them."

5. Jeter must have his own Reality Distortion Field. He absolutely did not hustle down the first base line, especially for the last half, but still was praised for his hustle.

6. YDNROJM!!!

   1. haven't been able to say that much, but you know, Ichiro is lazy

7. Psshhttt. Vasquez is killing my interest in this game.

8. Obligatory Swisher homer.

9. Swisher should retire or move to a national league team.

10. HAW HAW

11. You keep running on JM, and I just don't know why.

    1. haven't been able to say that much, but you know, Ichiro is lazy.

       1. And according to Bert needs to bat 1st.

12. not even close to a strike to Morneau

13. YEEHAW PARM!

14. Im pretty sure the answer to the FSN trivia question (the player with the most career hits and never won a batting title) is Paul Molitor

15. Gushing over the Cap'n by Dick n' Bert. The mute button is ever tempting.

16. The woman at the game is proudly displaying her Kroy Yen banner.

17. The Yankees don't seem to have trouble hitting homeruns at Target Field...

18. stoopid

19. Good news on the day: Cabrera was 0-3 and is down to .329. Mauer's only .005 behind right now

    1. Baby (Jeebus) steps...

20. Bases clogged for Florimon.

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21. Florimon can do it?

    1. That answers that.

22. dang it, who keeps turning on Gameday Scout No Sh!t all the time?!

23. Twins Baseball!

24. TWINS FREAKIN' BASEBALL!!!

25. There's one free run!

26. twins baseball! tm

27. twins baseball!

28. That didn't bounce very far after hitting the backstop, so the Twins got a bit lucky there.

29. GAPPER~!

30. SPANTASTIC!

31. Spangasm!

32. SPANERIFFIC!

33. Spandemonium!

34. Twins lead!

35. hughes just took the lord's name in vain...

    1. Steinbrenner?

       Edit: Nevermind, I thought I saw the words "Dark Lord" in there somewhere.

36. SEND HIM!!!

37. JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE!

    1. (yes!)

38. DO IT FOR OL JI

    1. JIM JAM

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40. baba booey baba booey!

41. Are you saying Jeebus couldn't hit a curveball?

    1. Sounds like an Eastwood movie.

       1. Since no one ventured a guess, I was looking for "Space Cowboys"

42. hellz yeah

43. JoeMa only 3 points behind Miggy in batting avg race.

    1. Is he any relation to JoePa?

       1. via baby love?

          #toosoon??

          1. For at least 18 years.

44. Swisher already had his obligatory, right?

    1. Burton K's Swisher... Sweet!

45. I hope the Twins resign Burton

    1. 2013 Contract Status: 3rd-Year Arb Eligible (Super 2), 1 yr/$750k (12) (details)

       1. sweet!

46. JarEd BurTON! Clap, clap, clapclapclap!

47. Lowe has thrown more breaking balls this at bat than he did that one time he pitched a complete game against the Twins and threw something like 99 straight sinkers.

48. Boo. Baby J doesn't get to bat again (I hope).

49. Seeing D.Lowe on the Yankees reminds me of an old Dugout strip where EA or some other video company was announcing the cover athlete and it was Derek...
    DLowe: "Oh Please oh please oh please yes yes yes!"
    ... Jeter

    But I'm having a hard time finding it on the internet.

50. Big obligatory.

    1. pitch was out of the strike zone, but Bert would point out that it was up

51. That's becoming mighty obligatory, Perk.

52. OFFS. the corpse of Andruw Jones? Seriously?

53. if I were the Yankees skipper, I would have Andruw Jones in the lineup every time they are playing the Twins

54. yea! Now I can go watch Lincecum.

55. Yeehaw. Take the season series tomorrow.

    1. If they win tomorrow, I'll chalk this season up as a success, relatively speaking to last year anyways.

56. I predict a victory for the local 9

    nailed it

    1. hey, what's with the revisionist history here?! There are two words missing from that block quote, dude.

       1. I'm guessing that wattsy was just a day early with his prediction of a blow out.

57. No matter what the standings are, it's still fun to beat the Yankees. We're still on track for 72-90.

    1. "...it's still always fun to beat the Yankees."
       I couldn't agree more! In fact, if I didn't know that Zach has something great lined up for the recap, I'd do it myself.

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