Big Pelf (5-12, 5.31 ERA) vs. Quintana (7-6, 3.56 ERA)
I check the standings when I remember to prepare a game log to figure out which game number to put in the title, and its been an increasingly depressing activity this season. Fortunately, there's the Pale Hosers manning the bottom of this division. I was contemplating putting up the magic number for the Twins to hold off the Sox to avoid finishing last in the AL Central, but there's nothing magic about it so I decided not to.
Anywho, I presume Mauer is being shut down for the rest of the season meaning the lineup is still a diminished Willingham and a bunch of "young" guys, so that's fun.
What is actually fun is the reaction down here to the Badgers losing this weekend. People take this crap way too seriously around here and get really deluded about things. Its both humorous and insufferable at the same time.
Robot refs!!!111!!!
oh my
first time I have seen a broken bat hit a player
First time I've watched the Twins feed in many months, I think.
The first standard after I tuned in was "California math." It took about 14 seconds.
I really hope that this season is the last season Bert works a heavy schedule.
I think he'll work a few more years like this one.
Only Dunn could hit a double and stay at first.
No, Punto could do it too.
Punto would probably flit, undecided, between bases until soon enough, he was on no base at all.
Punto would slide into first, then jump up and yell "Get money!"
Hmm...lots of interesting games on right now.
I'll stay with this one until there's a two-run deficit, at which point I'll head to the latest-inning game with at least one playoff contender where the teams are within two runs of one another. If this ends with me watching the Yankees, I'll be very upset.
it seems like when Pinto makes contact with the ball, its smoked. its like the crack of the bat has a different sound than other players
my armchair scouting report
You've watched Trouble With The Curve too many times.
never seen the movie
should I?
I'll watch any Clint Eastwood movie, and I like Amy Adams quite a bit, but as baseball movies go I've seen better. It's worth a watch if it don't cost nothin'.
Did I just see a girl in a diamond-studded tiara in the first row?
...why?
I didn't see anything at the end of Florimon's at bat.
It was very, very quick. I was just looking up at the time, but I think that's what I saw.
sitting behind the third base dugout?
Yeah, I think so.
Technically speaking, white light is the combination of all other wavelengths, and, for sake of over simplifying, everything that is white in our visual experience is made of something slightly colored such as ground chalk, refined titanium, oxidized lead, and bleached tree pulp. Okay, I'm done.
Something in me triggered when I read that, but I knew I wasn't going to cover it with that kind of dexterity.
The following came to me via e-mail from the cleaners I frequent...took me 10 minutes to find this comment so I could share it (though I don't know the context of or what prompted the comment).
I'm not sure why "be aware of your own garments" strikes me as funny, but it does.
Omaha
RoyalsGolden SpikesStorm Chasers are playing the Durham Bulls for the AAA Championship. Omaha pitcher Chris Dwyer is perfect so far through five innings.game is on NBCSN, if you have that channel
Perfect through six.
the Storm Chasers is an awful name.
Opposite, for me.
Yes, yes it is. You should see the mascots "Stormy" and "Vortex".
The jerseys are worse.
Yeah, we saw them in person. Pictures don't do them justice. Or is it pictures do them too much justice?
Single with 2 out in the 7th breaks up perfecto.
there are fewer thing in baseball that can suck the life out of a game more than Mike Pelfrey pitching with a runner on base
Only thing I can think of is the seventh inning stretch at Yankee Stadium.
On the grill pan tongiht: Wild Rice Burgers with green salad and a vodka soda. Oh, mama.
That sounds tasty. Grilled chicken breasts, mashed potatoes, garden salad, and a diet Coke here. I'm out of beer, but I'll have a little bourbon before bed. For medicinal purposes, of course. Last night's fare was better. Grilled pork roast with an Asian glaze (1/3 cup honey, 1T brown sugar, 2T soy sauce, 2T sesame oil, 2T balsamic vinegar, 1-2 cloves minced garlic), steamed rice and steamed veggies. I make extra glaze and reduce some of it on the stove to use as a sauce for the pork and over the rice.
Homemade minestrone with rosemary peppercorn baguette, trugole cheese from the Byerly's deli and a glass of this. Have to love an early anniversary dinner!
Bon appétit, and happy anniversary.
Thanks & Thanks! Next year I'll be buying her tinfoil!
/is that really a thing?/
late to the party, but lazy-man green chile stew. I marinated a pork pin cushion roast for 2 days in green enchilada sauce and some spices, then dumped it all in the crock over some sliced onions. The mrs added chopped potatoes about 2 hours before dinner. I came home, reduced the sauce a bit to thicken, and shredded the pork. Instant stew.
Long inning. All the interesting games will be done by the time we're down by two...
even Pelfrey's stroll off the field after being hooked in the middle of the inning is slow
Im sure he is a great teammate/guy, but I wish him luck in an Astros uniform next year
the FSN Girls that have replaced Jenny are robots.
the FSN Girls
that have replaced Jenny are robots.No Mauer in the lineup means I'm drifting away from this one...sorry, guys.
b-r tells me that this Jake Petricka guy pitching for the Sox is a Minnesota guy. Born in Northfield, went to HS at Fairbualt
ONE OF US
Mastroianni is lucky Alfonso Márquez is a bad umpire
on second look, looks like Ramirez missed the tag
this is Donnie Veal's 45th appearance this year
NINE against the Twins
the Twins have scored twice this inning without the ball leaving the back of the infield dirt
TWINS BASEBALL!!
MVP!!
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And we'll just have to settle for 76-86!
I'm very sorry. I put this in before I saw what Twayn had said, and I don't see a way to get rid of it, at least on the computer I'm at now. I ask for your forgiveness, and that you would just ignore this one and move on.
Got you covered.
Thanks.
It occurred to me this morning that I've been showing this chart wrong. Instead of ascending the ranks, this should be shown as descending. It is, afterall, a Race to the Bottom.
As long as you're changing things around, could you embolden the "2013"?
For some reason, I can't do that with the sr table. You can always see the 2013, it's in the top row.
I think the HTML tags will get escaped. You would have to indicate it via some other method, such as asterisks.