Can I just state for the record how incredibly tired I am of the awful starting pitching? That's been covered? In depth? Good.
I probably won't see much of this one, because I'll be raking and planting grass in the front yard (had a sewer line put in last fall). I expect to come back and see that Hughes struck out 12 in 5 innings before giving up 4 home runs in the 6th. We'll still win, though, because the offense voted "least likely to amount to anything" has turned out to be chock full of overachievers.
Go Twins!
Also, it's time for "Twins on Leaderboards", because that's fun.
rWAR (position players) - Dozier, 8th (1.0)
rWAR (position players) - Plouffe, 9th (1.0)
Batting Average - Kubel, 10th (.319)
OBP - Plouffe, 8th (.412)
Plate Appearances - Dozier, 3rd (109)
Plate Appearances - Mauer, t-6th (107)
Runs - Dozier, 1st (23)
Runs - Mauer, t-2nd (19)
Runs - Plouffe, t-4th (18)
Hits - Colabello, t-6th (28)
Total Bases - Colabello, 10th (46)
Doubles - Plouffe, 1st (10)
Doubles - Colabello, t-2nd (9)
Triples - Fuld, t-1st (2)
Triples - Arcia, Florimon, Plouffe and Kubel t-10th (1)
Home Runs - Dozier, t-3rd (7)
RBI - Colabello, t-1st (27)
RBI - Suzuki, t-6th (19)
Walks - Dozier, 4th (17)
Walks - Pinto, 5th (16)
Walks - Mauer and Plouffe, t-6th (15)
Strikeouts - Mauer, t-7th (26)
Stolen Bases - Dozier, t-5th (6)
Stolen Bases - Florimon, t-9th (4)
Singles - Mauer, t-4th (22)
Extra Bases Hits - Plouffe and Colabello, t-6th (12)
Times on Base - Plouffe, t-3rd (42)
Times on Base - Mauer, t-6th (40)
Times on Base - Dozier, t-10th (38)
Times on Base - Plouffe, t-3rd (42)
Sacrifice Bunts - Florimon, t-3rd (2)
Sacrifice Flies - Suzuki, t-3rd (3)
Intentional Walks - Mauer, t-3rd (3)
Caught Stealing - Colabello, t-4th (2)
Power/Speed - Dozier, 1st (6.5)
AB per SO - Suzuki, 10th (9.8)
AB per HR - Dozier, 4th (12.9)
AB per HR - Pinto, 8th (14.5)
Outs Made - Dozier, 8th (72)
WPA - Colabello, 3rd (1.0)
Well, gee, that was pretty fun...
...now on to the painful side of things
Wins - Fien and Gibson, t-3rd (3)
W/L% - Fien, t-1st (1.000)
W/L% - Gibson, t-10th (.750)
Saves - Perkins, t-4th (5)
Games Started - Nolasco and Correia, t-1st (5)
Home Runs Allowed - Nolasco and Pelfrey, t-6th (5)
Walks - Pelfrey, t-5th (15)
Hits - Nolasco, 1st (43)
Hits - Correia, t-3rd (37)
Losses - Correia, t-3rd (3)
Earned Runs - Nolasco and Correia, t-2nd (22)
Wild Pitches - Gibson, t-2nd (3)
Games Finished - Perkins, t-4th (8)
Well, at least Fien is having fun vulturing some wins.
Starting early, I see.
I mean, if they're going to suck I'd prefer they do it quickly so I can find a better way to waste my afternoon.
Agreed. I appreciated last night's early collapse so that I could get some housework done.
Where's Oswaldo? On his way to Rochester for a rehab! Yea!
Hoo hah!!111!!!one!!
TWINS BASEBALL!!!!
Fifth inning, fifth comment. Is this the least noteworthy game so far?
Oh, hey, there's something of note!
OMG BB-fest 2000!
Down 2-1 now with the bases loaded. Mind you, the Twins have NO HITS YET
Dozier leads the team in walks, homers, and stolen bases.
TWINS BASEBALL!!!!!!!
There'd be nothing more likeTWINS BASEBALL!!! than winning the game on no hits.
Usually mgr visit is death penalty. Heh.
Plouffe-da!!
Aww, there goes the no-hitter. Trevor wrecks everything.
Finally, the no-hitter is gone!
Boo Plouffe. I wanted a no-hit victory.
Holy crap. No outs. Bases loaded. Push the button, Gardy.
Cristian Guzman wiener-swing there. Dang.
Should be 7-2.
Meh. I thought we had the elusive Greekhouse Inning there.
MLB gobots: That was pitch number 75 for Phil Hughes; his effectiveness may start slipping, as he holds opposing hitters to a .280 average in the first 75 pitches but they hit .467 off him after that.
Calling that "slipping" effectiveness is pretty understated.
Sure, but that has to be true for the majority of pitchers.
Well, I hope Plouffe is not seriously injured.
Quality start, and this time its not said with snark!
just back from singing at the nursing home.
Holy cr@p, 8 BBs?! Did we have another one of those innings?!
yes
wowza
Fewer than 32 balls, but not a complete game.
Burton at it again? Get the TJ surgery done already.
Pinto HRs, Fuld doubles...this is a rerun, right?
You know, I'm kind of ok with this Pinto guy. I would really enjoy seeing him catch more often with some sort of legitimate power bat being brought in (Willingham?) to DH.
I'm afraid to get any expectations up for Willingham. Maybe if things were broken (like, if he played passable shortstop?)
That's a good point. Maybe I should have said Arcia instead. Either way, I know there's at least one or two hitters somewhere's in the system ready to, or close to ready to come in and DH while Pinto catches and Suzuki veterans. I know Suzsy is hitting pretty good to star the year, but with as many walks as this team is taking it seems to me power would be awesome to have.
Or Colabello.
First of all, congrats to Spooky on that movie business.
Second, good to see Hughes had a good game. Of all the starters to get off to a crappy start, I feel best about Phil going forward (something about strikeouts.)
And that's why we have insurance runs. No harm no foul
Glen, dammit, just because Nathan is in the stadium doesn't mean you have to honor our perceptions...
Random observations from the game:
1. Pinto really can't throw. All of his throws between innings were wildly off-target.
2. That was insanely cold. It looked like it should be warm (it was about 15 degrees warmer outside my house both before and after the game than at Target Field).
3. In the seventh inning, a few people tried to start up an "Over-Rated" chant when Joe came up. Yup.
4. There were quite a few people around talking about Hunter's "great play" in the first inning when he got a comically awful jump off the bat before catching Plouffe's soft line drive.
5. Why is Gardy bringing Burton into that situation and why was Gardy letting him face Cabrera? For the second Burton appearance before, it hasn't bit him, but WHY?!
6. Dozier's at bat when Sanchez got hurt was incredibly unlucky as he first had a bunt land six feet fair and spin foul and then had to other balls drift barely foul. He almost had three hits that time up before walking.
7. The fifth inning worked out, but the fourth was infuriating. That reliever had no control, walks Mauer, hits Plouffe, and then Colabello, Kubel, and Pinto are up hacking rather than making him throw a strike. Not one of them took a strike.
I must have been in a section with a higher baseball IQ. Even the Tiger fan who was trying to convince the section that Torii Hunter was the best Twins player in history had a chuckle at the "jump" on that diving catch.
Dick claimed the wind blew it away from Torii.
1. Pinto really can't throw. All of his throws between innings were wildly off-target.
Remember last year/this spring training when the talk is that Pinto needed more time in Rochester to work on the defensive side of catching? How do the Twins balance the "he needs to play because his bat is a HR threat" and "he ant play because Prince Fielder can steal bases on him"?
By letting him throw a whole lot between innings and continuing to DH the heck out of the ball
??? the blister?
Holaday's throw?