The good news is the Twins have a chance today to avoid losing a series to the Yankees for the first time since Aug. 11-13, 2008.
The bad news is the Twins are sending Nick Blackburn to the hill, who is going through a bad stretch. He has given up at least four runs in four of his last five starts, although his one good start came against the Red Sox, the one team with a better offense than the Yankees. So, you never know.
Since the Delmon Young trade, the Twins are averaging 5 runs per game and that stretch includes facing Justin Verlander and C.C. Sabathia. Hopefully, they can do better than that against Ivan Nova. They'll most likely need it. GO TWINS!!
D'oh. Morneau out with a sore foot, heading into series finale against Yankees
YANKEES (76-48)
1. Derek Jeter, DH
2. Curtis Granderson, CF
3. Mark Teixeira, 1B
4. Alex Rodriguez, 3B
5. Robinson Cano, 2B
6. Nick Swisher, RF
7. Russell Martin, C
8. Brett Gardner, LF
9. Eduardo Nunez, SS
Starting pitcher: RH Ivan Nova (12-4, 4.21 ERA)
TWINS (55-70)
1. Ben Revere, CF
2. Trevor Plouffe, 2B
3. Joe Mauer, 1B
4. Jason Kubel, RF
5. Jim Thome, DH
6. Danny Valencia, 3B
7. Rene Tosoni, LF
8. Matt Tolbert, SS
9. Drew Butera, C
Starting pitcher: RH Nick Blackburn (7-10, 4.53 ERA)
Blackburn-Nova? Settle in for another long one, boys...
Blackburn-Nova sounds like something from Cosmos.
I wasn't going to say anything, but I'm Carl Sagan. You probably aren't surprised, since I constantly can't help but introduce the WGOM to advanced astronomy.
I wasn't going to say anything, but I'm Carl Sagan.
Odds against: billllllions and billllllions.
+billions
Good to meet you Carl, I'm a big fan! Also, I'll be expecting a lot out of you in the next The Nation Has Problems.
Those are beneath me.
If you were REALLY Sagan, you wouldn't settle for an obscure avatar, you'd feature yourself in a close-up.
Haha! Okay, my cover is blown. I'm the same porn star I've always been.
Just think, the next time I'll watch a game with you guys, I won't be lying on the floor!
Optimist. Or are you going to the bed store today???
I see no reason to doubt the moving company here in Charleston. It's the one in Des Moines that sucks. Of course, it was still only in Indiana yesterday afternoon, so there could be delays.
Blackie in prime form today already....
I take it all back. Pitcher's best friend may limit the damage.
I can't believe Blackburn got Teixeira out.
Two outs, even! That was not very spooky.
According to BB Ref, He was "only" 10 for 16 against Blackburn. I could've sworn he killed him even worse than that.
Amusingly, he's 0-4 against Matt Capps.
Good afternoon, everybody.
His nibs.
We playing cribbage today?
this inning is looking like a 19-point hand.
Oh, well played.
Apparently, SeeSaw pegged his way out of being skunked.
Teixeira is a douche!
Today's text poll of the day on the Yankees broadcast, best Twins player of all-time:
Carew
Oliva
Kirby
Killebrew
Killer.
chuck james.
No Jeter?
Carew is the franchise career leader in rWAR and has three of the top 10 seasons (1, 4t, 9). Harmon is the career leader in offensive rWAR. I'd go with Sir Rodney.
They expect Yankee fans to know who those guys are, eh?
I figured it would be:
Mauer
Morneau
Knoblock
Liriano
I love the misspelling, but they did have him for a few years. Is he a True Yankee? I think he is, but I can't remember.
It is spelled how Yankees fans remember it.
Three championships with them, plus he was on the 2001 team where the world series was cancelled after game 6, so I'm thinking true Yankee.
I thought Jeter won that one in Game 5 and then they felt sorry for the expansion team and played a couple exhibitions in their home park.
Eff That. Fox Trax says strike 3.
"strikes" 1 and 2 weren't really strikes, though.
You know, if you don't strike anyone out, it is a really, really bad idea to walk a lot of batters. Just sayin'.
Hey, who's the major league pitcher here? Blackburn is just setting them up.
I don't have a good feeling about today's game.
What gives you that feeling? Is it all the full counts? The Walks? The baserunners?
The uniforms.
BBBBBBlackBBBBBBurn
SEND HIM!!!
Oh, wait. I'm confused.
I'm down with the Yankees attempting a rare triple steal here.
Injury? Ok then. Good thing we have so many quality arms in the system!!!
Here comes Scott Diamond!
See?? It's a good thing we traded for him!
Hey, AJ made it further yesterday than Nic_ did today!
Oh, awesome.
Oh, good, a pitching change with just 23 outs left. This should be fun.
Sanstrike time?
Wasn't it just last night or the night before that he went three and a third?
Nah, Blac_burn is out.
sheesh, _elmOn is earning his "o" with the Tiggers
He was a sparkling 0 for 5 yesterday with a K and a GIDP. Only Tiger that didn't get a hit.
nice.
Ah, now I want Thome to win a World Series even more.
Can we trade Blackburn for joba straight up?
Snapswerve!!
StrikeoutzaK.
Nunez swizzlesticked.
Jeter is up with the bases loaded, that can only lead to an 8 run home run--or so the 4ltr has lead me to believe.
I'm surprised that the 4ltr doesn't do live lookins every time Jeter comes to the plate.
Oh, NICELY done, Smoketrees.
Blac_burn and Stiffstaff working on a combined one-hitter.
Beautiful, Slapstick.
That was a pleasant surprise.
Blac_burn's second inning reminded me of Richie Tenenabaums's last tennis match.
If Blackburn doesn't have a beard tomorrow we'll know the extent of his "injury".
Margret Blac_burn was watching on from the Legend's Club, I'm sure of it.
Twins medical staff report:
So day-to-day, then?
yeah, too early to consider the DL yet
Is Ivan Nova son of Aldo Nova? Just wondering.
Four letters, same last name? I'd say it's inevitable.
was he the designer of the Chevy Nova?
Life is just a fantasy...
Bizzaro Switchslacks today
Nice inning. I guess replacing Blackburn with Shrikeslack wouldn't be so bad.
Hahahahaha Gold Glover Mark Teixeira!
*waits for all the Gold Glove comments*
That was a very odd play by Doucheria.
Gordo: "He's Gold Glove...."
Me: He's Douchey.
"And Teixeira falls down"
I could never tire of hearing that.
can we win this game without getting a hit?
Dick claims to know the basics of human anatomy. I want him to prove it by explaining where babies come from.
...the draft???
That would be awesome TV right there.
So the Calf has learned how to crawl in the past week. Holy heck, these things can really fly once they figure this thing out, huh? I am getting up every 90 seconds to re-position him.
I give myself a week before I order some sort of baby cage from amazon.
You're going to find that nothing is gradual. Once it happens, it's happening.
yea. The boy went from cruising to all-out running in, like, an eyeblink.
The slowey cage may be available on ebay during the off season.
Now that we've got a decent pitcher on the mound, the game is flying.
No sooner said than Dumatrait is warming up.
Exciting!
Blackburn generally lobs the ball to contact, so either his starts fly, or they're excruciatingly slow.
Today wasn't precisely "to contact".
Um...lobbing the ball in the general area of the guy with the catching gear on, then?
Close enough for him to keep his starting pitching job, anyway (barring injury).
Base hit!
Dick: "And Burnett...excuse me, Swarzak..."
Me: "You apologize to Sweatshop right now, Dick."
C'mon, it's not like he called him Dusty Highes, or Jim Hoey, or Jeff Manship, or Eric Hacker, or... holy crap we've had a lot of awful relief pitchers this year.
If I didn't know any better, I'd swear you were just making up names.
Well, he did make up Dusty Highes.
I knew it!
Jeter's got "good years left in him," Bert? He's nowhere near "good" right now. Pay attention.
He's getting good paychecks for a few years.
Yeah, that can't be argued. I don't know whether to be annoyed that Jeter is drawing tons of money to suck or to be thrilled that the Yankees are paying tons of money for Jeter to suck.
maybe we could trade them Blac_burn straight up???
Assuming he does make it to 1 rWAR, he'll be paid $15 dollars for that one win he provided.
In fairness, it was probably against the Red Sox, so it was worth it.
But he's batting almost .300!! Burn in hell, old school stats denier.
He's contributed .6 bWAR this year!!!
Phew, the baby swing is put together and the Pack'n'Play set up. Now I deserve another beer.
What's on tap today>
I'm trying to get either my pilsner keg or my smoke stout keg emptied for the american amber I made yesterday. I should probably be drinking the smokestout in honor of smokestout's scoreless innings today.
Alaskan Amber. The smoothest and best sixer of the stuff I've ever had.
I've got a "Homebrewing is a Metaphor For Life" Amber Ale that I made. It's smooth and delicious, if a little less carbonated than I'd prefer.
Since I mowed the lawn earlier today, I've also had three gin and tonics. That, combined with some quality Twins
pitchingwiggling and that last Yankees error make the world feel pretty alright.Oh man, a gin and tonic would be awesome right now.
Then again, with this lineup I might need to forget the tonic.
Speaking of beer, someone was talking about the Summir 25th anniversary the other day. I saw a sixer of the extra pale with "25th Anniversary" on it. Is that just a different packaging for the extra or is it a different beer altogether? (I know I could look it up, but that doesn't facilitated conversation very well.)
The epa with 25th is just special packaging, the silver anniversary is a double IPA and worth keeping an eye out for.
Ok, that's what I kinda figured. I am definitely interested in what Summit would do with a DIPA.
Another question, I've got a brew day post I'm working on. Would those that care prefer to read about it this evening or tomorrow morning?
Probably tomorrow morning since I'll (perversely) be able to apropriate more time to the discussion if it's posted then.
That works for me since I need time to get the pictures situated anyway.
I will be opening up some Sierra Nevada Tumbler pretty soon.
You've got no clue, Bert. None. Shut the fuck up.
He got muted in favor of 'MySpace Random Band Name Roulette' quite a while ago.
I can't believe that idiot continues to go on about steroids and makes claims to know who never touched them, and none of the producers suggest that he stops (or maybe they do, but he's got too much power or too little control over himself). Now, I'm not going to say I want Thome to be proven dirty one day, but I just can't take the naivete of the people who continue to use "he's a nice guy who respects the game" to prove that he never juiced, whereas Palmeiro and Ortiz enjoyed the same arguments until the days they were caught.
I heard it said that it's a good thing Rodriguez is clean, so once he passes Bonds all will be right in the world. Yep, that worked out.
I read that at the time. I don't know whether to laugh or cry at the fact that writers and announcers continue to praise certain players for being clean no matter how many times they get burned.
What will they do if Jeter ever gets implicated?
legalize?
Winner.
Cover up.
Same thing as with Pettitte. Everyone will understand and forget about it.
Dumatrait vs. Rodriguez = third out
Not the equation I was expecting.
Baseball is a funny game.
Case in point, a Jim Thome opposite field single.
Oh, sweet. HAHAHAHAHA! M-V-P!!!
OMG that was awesome!
So, when that one makes the highlight reel, does it count as a Yankee clip, or a Twins clip?
I assume it counts as a Yankee clip, otherwise it wouldn't make the highlight reel.
Please. If there is a god, there will be NO "contact play" here.
Or no contact, if there is no god.
The Iceman cometh
and goeth quietly.
Tosoni, Tolbert, and Butters with nobody out and runners at 2nd and 3rd. Advantage -- Yankees.
Go, Mordecai!
Well, that wasn't supposed to go there.
that is one tacky banner...befitting the subject matter
I think it has been made pretty clear that I am the weakest of the banner makers on staff.
I like the outsider art aesthetic you're working with.
Yep. That is what I was going for.
Our very own Howard
FinsterFister.Totally expected incompetence.
Well that was pretty sad.
Afternoon gentlemen
y helo thar
I'm on Trillian, sir
Ah, let me install that on the netbook real quick
So, what does she think of you posting here right now?
she wants nibbish to be on her too, so...
PAYBACK!!!
This can't continue this way too much longer.
Tosoni, Tolbert and Butters can really eff up a good inning, can't they?
inches away from the game being over.
Aww, that was cute how Revere tried to throw Cano out at home.
hey, he could have tripped
Insurmountable.
A one run Twins lead would almost be insurmountable against this team with Dumatrait on the mound.
No, I think the Twins would still have a chance.
I wonder if Nova is going to let Liriano wear number 47 next season after he is traded to the Yankees or if Nova will make Frankie pick a new number.
Don't know if F-Bomb is in any position to make anyone change their number.
option 3: He sells 47 to F-bomb. That's the one I'd pick.
After Kluwe, selling uniform numbers is passe.
OFFS.
What the hell were the outfielders doing there?
Way to play the wall, guys.
Well played.
My head just asploded.
aw, NECK FAT
F-ing Neck Fat. I'm done.
Ah, so its one of those games.
Bullcrap X2
Well, at least he would have scored on that π
Okay, I'm going back to preparing dinner ---> Puerto Rican adobo pork. Post at 11.
good boy. I was starting to worry that the pork had run out or summat.
The nation of tejas doesn't care for the pig. True story, I had to order a boston butt from my local grocer. I'm setting out on an epic plan to cook my way through Bittman's How to Cook Everything one sunday dinner at a time.
The more I hear about Texas, the less I like it.
I love that book.
but seriously? Have you tried a Mexican grocery/carniceria? Surely there is one (or two, or three) in your town?? what about these guys???
Yeah, there are a few spots that I frequent when looking for specialty items, but the quality of meat is not terrific. The above is mostly tongue in cheek, but I was shocked, Shocked, that I had to order the pig this week. I will say that the quality of the cut was excellent.
Yea, that is shocking.
I live in a community that is ~50 pct hispanic. My local Food For Less grocery store has piles and piles of mangoes, papayas, chiles, big bulk food bins of dried beans, a large section of dried chiles, seven or eight different brands of tortillas in assorted sizes and types, Mexican sodas, etc., etc. In the meat section, I can get goat, beef tongue, tripe, pork butts and fresh hams, chuck roast cut thin for carne asada, 3 different brands of chorizo, 3-4 different brands of mexican cheese, etc.
On the other hand, I discovered yesterday that it doesn't sell tofu. (I had to go to the other grocery near us, which is more "upscale")
Awesome. This needs to be documented, Printer.
I really thought Drew Butera was going to hit a home run there...
Put down the absinthe, FTLT.
The TBS feed is blacked out for me here, but the Quad City Swing - Beloit Snappers game is on the Mediacom channel, so that's kinda cool.
That was like 8 million times better than Teixeira's defense.
Bert: You're not going to get a .280, .290 average from Swisher but you'll get some power.
Is Bert really still unaware of OBP? He knows Swisher's valuable, but he still can't figure out why?
Swisher hit .288 last year. Also had the lowest walk-rate of his career.
And he's still
2315x more valuable thanTolbertPlouffemost of the Twins.Only?
Sheesh, Plouffe. You watched that pitch on two strikes?
afternoon, all.
T least you didn't call it 'good'.
Kubel loves to hit against Yankee relief pitchers, right?
or not.
Why in the hell are they pinch running for Thome?
Nice Uno, Danny. Jesus.
Valencia, I'm so over you.
Yeah, there's a bit of mold on his oranges these days.
to top it all off, I just dropped my french press carafe in the sink, shattering it, and sliced my hand open. Just a minor-league cut, to go with the theme.
Twins training staff will let you know in 4-7 days whether or not you might require further medical care.
At least the Snappers won.
Well, at least it only took a hair over 3 hours. If the Twins have to suck, I'm glad they can do it in a reasonable amount of time.
Looks like meat was right. Expect Blac_burn to be without a beard tomorrow.
Maybe if they send Blackburn, Baker, Slama, and Gibson to get Tommy John at the same time they can get a bulk discount?
All these pitcher arm injuries are giving me a pain in the butt that I'd describe as "sharp" as well