100 thoughts on “June 16, 2020 Bright And Early”

  1. Is an open-faced roast beef sandwich just a variant on regular roast beef? Or does the use of gravy put it in a separate class with the likes of the hot turkey commercial? Are they sandwiches or just entrees? Important questions remain unresolved.

    1. To me, an open faced sandwich - especially one with gravy, is not a sandwich.

      And is certainly less of a sandwich than a hotdog. Which is less of a sandwich than a hamburger.

        1. The peperoncino (who is nearly 7) insists on picking up his noodles with his hands and eating them, but noodles definitely are not a sandwich.

          Also, if anyone has any tips on getting kids who are well beyond toddlerhood to consistently use their silverware, I'd greatly appreciate it! πŸ™„

        2. One could eat a croque monsieur with one’s hands, but a croque madame seems far less likely to be eaten with the hands. Yet, the difference is simply a poached or over-easy egg. Both are closed-face.

          1. I don't know that actual use of the hands is the critical factor, so much as theoretical use of hands, which is accomplished by the form of being "closed" between bread (etc.) on both sides.

            Indeed, the notion of a hot dog or gyro or taco as a sandwich to me seems faulty because the form there is not "sandwiching" between two slices of bread (etc.), but rather wrapping bread (etc.) around the filling.

            It's a question of form, not function.

            1. Got it. Calzones are sandwiches. Pizzas are then either open-faced sandwiches or tacos.

              1. I think of a Calzone as being folded around. Additionally, one could probably make a stipulation that the outer bread layer must require no cooking after filling. It must be a finished product in its own right.

                    1. The other exception that proves the rule?

                      I do think there is something different about a grilled cheese and a panini than an uncooked dough being subsequently baked around ingredients. I think the key is require no cooking. Uncooked, a grilled cheese is a cheese sandwich. A panini is a whatever-type-of-filling sandwich. The sandwiching material is a complete, edible thing in its own right.

            2. The phrase "being sandwiched" is being between two things. Ergo, an open-face anything cannot be a sandwich.

        1. Yeah, hamburgers to me are their own thing - they are a sandwich which has transcended sandwichdom.

            1. Yeah, like I mentioned yesterday, including patty melts on that list is a little questionable if you're not opening that whole section up.

              Though, I'm sure one could make some form of argument that patty melt =/= hamburger. You know, I don't know where I fall...

            2. It is. And I found its inclusion to be erroneous and did not consider it in my voting for that reason.

              1. So, is a hamburger bun "two slices of bread" or more like a pita?

                Pedantic minds need answers.

          1. Further supporting the "hamburgers are their own thing" thesis:

            When a person thinks of a hamburger they do not necessarily think of a "completed hamburger on bun with toppings." The patty alone can be identified as a hamburger. The same is not true of other sandwiches. When you hear "Cubano" you think of the completed sandwich. Nor would you identify a pile of pulled pork and a slice of ham as a Cubano on their own. When you think of a Reuben, you think of the completed sandwich. When you think of a French Dip you think of, well, whatever lesser-form-of-a-sandwich that thing is. (::ducks::). A pile of ham or turkey or roast beef does not themselves a sandwich make. But a hamburger patty is a hamburger. So we know this must be something different than a regular sandwich.

              1. I don't know that it does, or that it does any more so than any filling that is used in multiple ways, one of them being a sandwich. The difference being the specificity one uses in referring to the use, and whether the sandwich name is an abbreviation which leaves off the word "sandwich". So you will hear people say "pulled pork sandwich" or "ham sandwich". But you never hear someone say "hamburger sandwich".

      1. While I wouldn’t describe SOS or bruschetta as a sandwich, I do put both the open-face horseshoe and the white house sandwich in the β€œsandwich” category.

  2. Once again, I found Trevor Bauer to be spot-on.

    Maybe we've been too hard on the guy, and he just had some growing up to do, and now he's started to do that?

      1. Why? All I remember is him throwing the baseball after he got pulled one time.

        I admire the way he dealt with his lack of success against Kepler.

        1. There was a thing with a female fan where he was awful. There have been some political comments.

          His starting point was certainly bad. This is why I'm hopeful for growth. My starting point wasn't so enlightened either, and if you threw professional baseballdom at me, I'm guessing my learning curve would have been a bit slower too.

          1. He also has a particular form of training and has refused to change. That's why Cleveland was able to trade for him. Arizona had enough of him and dumped him.

            1. In my head he has been a bigger star than history and stats would suggest. 2017-2018 recency bias. So, just kind of a loudmouth, then.

          2. I remember that now.

            Wasn't that all quite a while ago? Everything out there in the last year or so seems alright.

            (Then again, I'm selective in what I've read.)

  3. For that small sliver of the Venn diagram:

      1. Hoo boy. Neil Young in basketball game form?

        Dude has been prolific, brilliant, odd, difficult, highly influential, a mentor. And without the public acclaim that his body of work merits. But also relevant FOR EVER.

        I was going to suggest Connie Hawkins, but not enduring enough. Dennis Rodman is too one-note and perhaps too "out there."

        I think I have it: Rick Barry. Falls short on the mentor/influencer fronts. But brilliant, mercurial, not exactly loved or appreciated fully for his greatness on the court. Also, was a really good color commentator. And I guess fathering two NBA players and a third who was a significant NCAA tourney star might count for "influential."

          1. Pete was definitely high on the creativity and "mercurial" scales, and hugely productive. Not quite the longevity, perhaps. Arguably more influential on the game than Barry, I suppose. He brought so much flair to the NBA at a time when it was in real need of that. In some ways, a precursor to both Magic Johnson's Showtime and Jason (White Chocolate) Williams.

            But a volume shooter on bad teams.

            His biggest impact might have been the haul the Hawks got (and squandered) for trading him:

            May 20, 1974: Traded by the Atlanta Hawks to the New Orleans Jazz for Bob Kauffman, Dean Meminger, a 1974 1st round draft pick (Mike Sojourner was later selected), a 1975 1st round draft pick (David Thompson was later selected), a 1975 2nd round draft pick (Bill Willoughby was later selected), a 1976 2nd round draft pick (Alex English was later selected) and a 1980 3rd round draft pick (Jonathan Moore was later selected).

            Sojourner was a poor-man's Jon Koncak. But imagine David Thompson and Alex English (two future HOFers) in Atlanta.

            Neither ever played for Atlanta. David Thompson signed with the then-ABA Nuggets instead. And English?

            June 5, 1975: Traded by the Atlanta Hawks (as a future 1976 2nd round draft pick) with a 1976 2nd round draft pick (Bayard Forrest was later selected) to the Milwaukee Bucks. Atlanta was penalized for signing Milwaukee draft pick Julius Erving in 1972.

        1. I greatly prefer David Brancacchio if I'm going to listen to someone read press releases from Wall Street while vaguely pretending the economy can entirely be captured by the stock market.

          1. Kai Ryssdall is really good, IMO. He gets that the stock market is not the economy. Does lots of interesting interviews. I love Marketplace.

            But, damn. That's a lot of scratch for that executive team. Just maybe they could run a bit leaner and save some lower-level jobs?

            1. Also, the canning of Lewis Wallace by Marketplace was very poor. Who knows, it might even be illegal as of this week!

  4. Okay, after we get sandwiches all sorted out, can we determine if breakfast burritos actually qualify as burritos? Because I say they're more of a wrap, which makes them closer to sandwiches than burritos.

  5. My organization just decided this morning to make Juneteenth a paid holiday (in addition to the other ones we have, not in place of any). Man, I love where I work.

    1. Mr. NaCl works at a nonprofit and they're getting Juneteenth as a paid holiday for the first time this year.

      I work at a company that has many good things about it, but we just got MLK day as a paid holiday earlier this year, so I'm not expecting that's going to happen with Juneteenth anytime soon.

      1. Yeah, my wife's company gets Presidents Day but not MLK Day, and senior leadership has said openly said they're not planning on talking about George Floyd or racism with any of the employees, and probably 30% of the employees are POC

    2. I've long argued for one federal holiday per month. Americans, by and large, work too much.

      Juneteenth is the perfect holiday for June.

        1. Current

          New Year's Day
          MLK, Jr. Day
          Washington's Birthday/President's Day
          Memorial Day
          Independence Day
          Labor Day Monday
          Columbus Day^
          Veterans Day
          Thanksgiving Day
          Christmas Day

          To Be Added

          Cesar Chavez Day (March 31)
          Juneteenth
          Voting Day
          ^Indigenous Persons Day (rebranding Columbus Day)

          Need something in April still.

  6. One of the oldest statues of Columbus in the US has been taken down, and a suggested replacement was Marconi, born in sister city Bologna. Sure, why not?

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