67 thoughts on “2022 Game Log #5 – Dodgers at Twins”

1. I really want to trash talk my buddy in LA

2. Noisy Dodgers fans tonight

3. Who are all these Dodger fan boo-birds? I hadn’t realized they were hardy enough for 4B.

4. need a statcast on the Buxton catch!

   1. Best defensive center fielder in baseball.

      1. Makes all the ERAs look better

      2. Au contraire

         Best defensive CF in baseball, Luis Robert. pic.twitter.com/JrjTpYNxYf

         — Danny Vietti (@DannyVietti) April 12, 2022

         1. 😆

5. Dick: Hit to the gap.
   Me: Buxton is out there, there is no gap.

6. Chris Archer is PUMPED

7. Five straight breaking balls?

   1. Smith was sitting on the fastball, figuring the pattern had to end. Fortunately, he was early on the heater.

8. Nice knock, Kep!

9. If you had to pick a left-haded hitter to pinch hit against a lefty, Arráez is the guy to pick in this situation.

   1. Bad defense helps, too.

10. LOL!

11. TWINS BASEBALL!!

12. I don’t know why I thought getting mlb.tv would let me watch Twins games. Silly ZG 🤦‍♂️

13. This game gonna finish?

14. mind as well suspend the game until noon tomorrow

15. The Wolves game is absolutely dripping with Scott Foster and Ed Malloy's fingerprints.

    1. Did they eat wings just before walking on the court?

       1. They got the "Crappy Reffing" sauce.

          1. Good gravy, this is unwatchable.

16. Crap.

17. The walk that was a strike out is haunting.

18. Well, this turned into a turd pretty quickly.

19. Welp, wish they'd have suspended it in the sixth.

20. If this gets called soon, would the game just be suspended?

21. Those three devastating words: still nobody out

22. Uffda.

23. Somehow, through some of the absolute worst officiating I've ever seen, the Wolves are up two at the half.

24. Holy moses what happened to the Twins? They wernt rained out?

25. something something sniffing glue

26. Criminitly.

27. Gotta get the bullpen blues out of the way early in the season, I guess.

28. Oh Ed Malloy... let's see him walk back that techincal foul.

    1. And he just did. Truly amazing.

       1. A work of art, truly.

          1. I'm always impressed when someone's reputation is so large and so different from everyone else's . . . and then that person manages to go above and beyond expectations.

             1. Don't forget Scott Foster making himself center stage, as per usual!

                1. Still Alan Horton's all-time greatest moment:
                   

29. Beasley!

30. This game will resume at 11:30 p.m. CT.

    — Do-Hyoung Park (@dohyoungpark) April 13, 2022

    1. like...why?

       1. 8-run inning!

31. america's workers deserve the same strong union protections that scott foster enjoys

    — jason concepcion (@netw3rk) April 13, 2022

32. ANT!

33. I just about went to bed after the 3rd.

    1. Same. Glad I stayed up. Old Wolves don't overcome the terribad officiating.

       1. I haven't watched an NBA game this closely in I don't know how long. I got a real education about what is involved in an NBA game. Well, I learned that it seems 80% arbitrary what's going to be called each time down the court.

          1. First game I have watched in forever. Incredible 4th quarter defense

          2. You definitely watched a really bad example because two of the refs in this game are the absolute worst in the NBA with a clear bias against the Wolves. That they won is incredible.

             1. This

             2. That had to be a blast for the fans. PatBev doing the Garnett, throwing his jersey, and crying. He was everywhere. ANT having a huge game (even if a little shaky there at the end). Good things.

          3. I’ve watched probably 80% of this season’s games. This is the only officiating team that can make it feel this arbitrary.

             1. That's good to know. I'll be watching more!

34. How do we not have a Pat Bev banner yet?

35. By the way, Glue Girl had the same result as the guy who ziptied his neck to the goal post at an Everton match a few weeks ago. Both times, the home team pulled out an unexpected a late victory after going down a man. Maybe completely bonkers acts of protest are the new market inefficiency.

    (Yes, a guy did ziptie himselff to the goal post around his neck.)

    1. What the hell was Glue Girl hoping to achieve? That was so weird.

       1. Protesting animal agriculture and specifically one of Taylor's farms slaughtering a bunch of chicken to stop avian flu. And people know who she is now, so she achieved what she wanted.

36. I find it interesting that Shaq and Chuck have spent the entire broadcast ripping the Wolves and now they're picking them to beat the Grizzlies.

    1. (That it's not ingrained in me that those two are unprepared clowns shows how little I watch.)

37. I imagine the list of MLB players born in St. Thomas/Virgin Islands is a short one

    goes to b-r

    Its longer than I thought

38. There are more security guards than fans in the stands right now

39. We'll just have to settle for 159-3!

40. Twins are 2-0 when the game log features Byron Buxton highlights.

    0-3 when they don't.

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