Zebby tries it again. Hopefully it goes better this time.

Hi, I'm at the game!

Pablo Lopez goes against Kevin Gausman.

The Cardinals seem like a less irritating team when they're hovering around .500. Not that they're ever Yankees or Dodgers irritating, just... irritating because you respect them.

Anyway, they're not as irritating this year.

Andre Pallante goes against David Festa, who I'm surprised to see already has 4 decisions this year.

Joe Ryan, who has 2 first names, pitches against Davis Martin, who has a last name and a first name, but in the wrong places? Or just two last names?

It has been well established that this year's Twins are very streaky. They've currently won 2 games. Thus, they will win a minimum of 21 more in a row before losing.

Bailey Ober against Logan Gilbert

100 games into the season and I feel like the Twins have gotten all of the hard stuff out of the way - the injuries, the best teams, the long losing streaks, etc. I know that's not how it really works, but that's how it feels. These next 100 are going to be great.

We start with Joe Ryan against Mitch Keller.

"Hey, these are the jerks who eliminated us from the playoffs last year."
"Hey, yeah!"
"It is them!"
"I thought so!"
"Let's get 'em guys!"

And so they did.

Starting with Pablo Lopez finding his stuff against Ronel Blanco, who lost his.