Oooh, I like this. Plus, I needed to start another show because I'm only in the middle of a few hundred of them.

Still good.

I sat here for a while, and came up with "The." Fill in the blank based on your day!

Daaaaaaaaamn!

I had hoped business would be up a little when I came back, but it's been brutal.

I was out for 15 days at work. One co-worker was in a car accident, and her arm is shredded. Another was t-boned by a driver who blew a stop sign (and died in the ensuing crash). One of my two managers lost a sister suddenly.

I need to never leave again, I guess.

I'm going hard at some Minnesota jobs again. Let's do this.

My first day back at work was marked with a dust storm/monsoon that totally killed business. Boredom settled in quickly.

Wooooooooooo