In honor of Memorial Day, the soul of brevity:

pitching matchup:

Darling Nicky (3.20 ERA, 4.41 FIP, 3.84 xFIP, 35:20 K:BB, 52.6 pct GB in 64 2/3 innings)
Pretty Penny (4.45 ERA, 4.49 FIP, 4.41 xFIP, 27:22 K:BB, 55.3 pct GB in 62 2/3 innings)

Both are 4-4 on the season, both have average-ish FIPs, both induce a lot of ground balls but miss very few bats.