Time: 1:10 CDT
TV: FSN
Radio: TRN, XM 179
Starting Pitchers: Carlos Carrasco (1-1, 4.85 ERA, 1.31 WHIP) vs. Carl Pavano (1-2, 5.47, 1.22).
Saturday's outburst was great, but it's about time for the Twins to win a series and no better time to do it than against the team in first place. The aged Twins need to give the upstart Indians their comeuppance.
The Twins are now 4-0 in Brian Duensing's starts an 4-12 the other days. That trend needs to be remedied (not the Duensing part, of course).
It also would be nice to finally get a three-game win streak and ensure the White Sox are in last place for at least one more day. Go Twins!!!!1111!!!
I'm watching Sox v Tigers on WGN right now. I sort of want the Sox to win since the Twins will eventually need to catch the Tigers, but damn...it's hard to root for that team.
I really don't like watching games where I want both teams to lose.
That's true. I guess I don't really want a close, well played game. What I really want is for one of these teams to get embarrassed.
Go umpires!!!
It's hard to root for them, too.
I'm off to the gym. I expect to see a big lead by the time I check back in here.
Oh, and Phil Rogers is an idiot.
So, the Twins are a fragile team because Morneau got a concussion last year. Good, solid analysis backed up by lots of evidence in that article.
the playstation network is still down? bah!
They're rewriting security in the hopes of avoiding another attack. But, yeah, the waiting blows.
Meanwhile Xbox Live continues on. Now if only it had a good baseball game.
What, the 2K series doesn't cut it?
That's the biggest scoring threat the Indigenous Persons will get all day and they blew it. Game over.
With Cuddy playing second, I think they might have some more chances to score today.
Pavano will pitch around that.
No runs yet, but a good inning at the plate so far for the Twins.
Butera's walk-up music is Lupe Fiasco. Nice.
Afternoon folks.
Sorry if it's been mentioned, but Gameday-mini is now an option at the bottom of the page.
I had given up looking for it- thanks for pointing it out!
This is our inning, boys.
Dammit, Casilla!
Yikes. That was stoopid.
Casilla was just channeling the spirit of Scotty Ullger.
I'm guessing the answer to my question below was, "Not very."
How close was Laddie to scoring?
out by 10 feet, or more.
The throw was about 10 feet up the line and Laddie was tagged out easily. He ran through the stop sign too.
So the throw was 10 foot up the line, and Casilla was tagged out by ten feet. This sounds like one of those trig questions you see on standardized tests.
That should have been 3...
The Mountie rides again.
Nice knock for the Mountie.
STOP THE INSANITY!
Good lord.
Is Liddle putting up stop signs late or something?
I think he sent Morneau. If he did, he's every bit as good at coaching third as Ullger was.
Yep, he did. Though it looks like he sort of put up a stop sign as Morneau was passing him.
He sent Morneau, then tried to put up the stop sign after Justin passed him.
He didn't really seem to do much on that last one. He had his hands out at his sides like "I dunno".
I guess he waved him around at first, then did the "I dunno" thing.
Looking at the replay, I think he wanted Justin to round the base hard and stop, but didn't communicate that clearly. Although I'm not a mind reader, so who knows what he was trying to do.
That's pretty funny.
Adventures in base running again, I see.
Five hits that inning, two runs. Minnesota math!
Sweet jesus.
Well, those two non-runs last inning come into play now.
Double.
Not an easy call to make on the spot, though.
Nope. I thought it hit the limestone and then the metal railing live.
I walk into this? Nice timing, Milkman.
[abe simpson .gif]
At least you missed the Ullger-esqe bottom of the 3rd.
Yeah, you guys didn't make it sound like much fun.
At least we scored twice!
IT'S ALL HAPPENING AGAIN!!!
It's funny to think about, but if the Twins go on to win this game by 1 run, the cameraman could be the one who makes the difference. If he's off his game and doesn't get that clear shot of the ball bouncing off the limestone, the call stands as a home run.
what was that?
JI
JIM HUSTLE!
Jimmers with some wheels!
Out.
if jimmers gets that close, he deserves the call (looking in slo-mo, i agree, but jim had his foot a couple inches above the bag, and fielder basically tagged his foot down onto it.
I know. Credit Thome for even being in the position where the umpire has to make a tough call.
Jimmers needs to start getting just a little bit more loft on these balls.
I expected more from you people. Two
UllgersLiddles in one inning? Inconceivable![Wallace Shawn jpg]
Somehow, having an easter egg hunt in the middle of a baseball field doesn't seem that challenging.
Well, you could hide one under first base and one under second base... I'm sure there are other places that I'm just not thinking of right now.
It just looked funny because there were like 100 eggs just sitting on the infield grass in plain sight. If I had been a kid, I would have been all over that.
Tolbert needs a good Olde Time nickname. Matthew "Harbinger of Gas" Tolbert has a nice ring to it.
Sorry, I'm loopy from a long day of choir/trombone at church followed by too many baby back ribs. If I can stay awake to get on my plane this afternoon, I'll be set.
Go Twins!
via the juaxoo "cool nick nickname generator", the result for matthew tolbert is "magnificent dingus". sounds about right to me.
Can we combine those two somehow?
Gassy Dingus?
Sure, that works as far as I'm concerned.
Off to the airport -- bring in some runs, guys
That's got the right flavor to it.
Afternoon, gentlemen
Our best hitter is bunting, nice
Twins baseball!
DUDE!!!
The Dude is pretty good at hitting baseballs.
cap'n kubes.
DUDE! This is fun again.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!
It's always good to see Dude pwn a lefty.
Glen Perkins, ace setup man???
Nope- unless he's setting up the Indians to win, I guess.
ack. Put a dome on it.
Ugh. Rectal is worse than useless.
I like both of his nicknames, so I think I'll stick with "Rectal" when he's annoying me. Well done, Stef.
Too bad "Wieners" won't get much use.
Needs better sunglasses.
Sweet Jeepers, Hoey, now that was just a pretty pitch.
hoo-hah!
HoKey!
SSS, but Hoey has enormous splits so far. I guess I'm okay with this change, but I have no confidence in Mijares not to bean or walk the batter on four straight
Well, if he misses with the first three, go ahead and hit him.
Anyone know what Gardy calls Hoey? I'm really hoping for Ho-dawg.
I bet Butters calls him Bottom B!tch.
That made me laugh way more than it should have.
hoey seems like more of a power bottom though.
"Past a diving Doucheira...." I like that.
I watched that replay about 4 times and still can't tell if Andino was safe or out.
Speaking of tours, maybe this year's convention could include that since tickets are hard to find.
::exhale::
I'd sure like a Geico.
I don't think Capps is getting one.
Are you trying to piss off Brian Wilson?
sadly, I have no idea what that means.
The beard...caveman...geico...
What does Johnny Damon have to do with this discussion?
Ha! Maybe Damon would have been a better choice.
Oh, good. I thought it was another meme that only I had missed, but evidently bS slept through it as well.
Spantastic
Wow.
Span makes it look EZ.
Suddenly this season doesn't look so bad. Good game, boys.
A legitimate win streak!
Oh, snap, and it's a series win! The FIRST!1!11one!!