Well that sucked. It does amuse me that the team most often picked to win the division is doing just as well as the Twins. I think only Detroit is doing roughly as expected, though the Royals are very quickly returning to their expected level.
This is an awful streak and it's magnified by starting the season with it. If only there was some way to look at streaks within previous, full seasons...
First, some notes about this season's streak to compare to previous miserable streaks. The Twins have scored 77 runs and given up 124 runs, which comes out to 3.2 scored versus 5.2 against.
In 2010, there was a period when the Twins didn't play particularly well in the middle of the season. Concerning, yes, but no hysterics about it. Taking a look at 2010, I note that from games 85 to 94, seven times were the Twins 9-15 over the previously played 24 games (e.g. games 62-85 the first time). They also were 8-16 once and 10-14 twice. During the 8-16 stretch, they scored 109 runs and gave up 131 runs. That's 4.5 runs/game and 5.5 runs/game respectively. In terms of wins it was worse, but the run differential is just shy of one run a game instead of two runs per games.
Let's try another year that also started poorly but ended up okay. Like 2006. Oh look! They also started 9-15 and hovered around 10-14 for quite a few consecutive 24 game stretches. That was a frustrating early 46 games. Anyway, they scored 96 runs and gave up 148 runs to start the season. And that's with a True Ace anchoring the staff. That's an even 4 runs/game scored and 6.2 runs/game given up. And it got worse! From games 3-26, those figures were 3.7 and 6.1 respectively.
Going earlier, I see in 2003, the Twins were as bad as 6-18 with similar run differentials to this season's differential. Games 72-95 for instance they were 7-17, scored 79 runs and gave up 137.
Now, I am not saying things are going to go just like 2006 and the Twins will have a historically great second half of the season or they finally put some pitcher into the rotation and he pitches quite all right. Instead, awful stretches happen during seasons that otherwise end well. Truthfully, I do not foresee any big changes like in 2003 or 2006 that will dramatically alter the team's true talent level. They could continue to suffer from injuries and finish worst in the division, it happens, but that's a worst case scenario even now and acting like it's fated to be is, well, stupid.
Hey, old-fashioned camera angle
I don't like it. Put a guy in wet suit in the fountain, damn it.
If Span ever gets picked off by Chen, I'm going to be very upset. That is one awful pick-off move.
I don't like double plays, but I find myself having a lot of trouble being too upset at Kubel for that, seeing as how he's been pretty much raking so far.
This is such an interesting, complex Tripel, cheaptoy. I love it. I can assume they'll be on the shelves when I go to the store tomorrow, yes? Otherwise, what a tease that would be...
Oh, stop, I'm blushing.
But yeah, that one really did turn out good. I have made sure to save that recipe and back it up in multiple places.
I don't think this free preview of MLB.tv is the greatest sell ever, as often as it's freezing on me.
Mine's fine, but I pay for it, so who knows?
I do have bad nights, but they're mostly during crappy weather.
If I get worse performance than if I was paying for it, then it's definitely a worthless free preview in my eyes. No way I'm respecting a program that doesn't offer its best product to entice you with.
Then again, it could be my DSL service not being the top of the line as well, in which case, Gameday has served me well enough over the years.
I'm on a T-1 at the office, and it's pretty awesome.
It all seems to add up to the software not being a good investment for me.
Except the best part of a T1 is the part you aren't using. Well, there is the quality guarantee, but that's not likely used very often either.
???
Upstream. A T1 is symmetrical, meaning you get 1.544 Mbit/s down and up. For downstream bandwidth, 1.5 Mbit/s is laughable, but the upstream is better than many, many home broadband connections. You might have a slightly better hookup than a home connection as well, which means slightly fewer hops to the important parts of the internet. However, the bountiful upstream is all but wasted with the normal browsing habits of people.
Ok, I lied. According to Auditmypc.com it's a T4(??) -- 409 Mbps.
Hehehe. Mebbe if you handed over some clams it wouldn't perform so badly??
I refuse to pay for things just to make them work better, dammit.
Dick and Bert spent a lot of time extolling the virtues of Jeff Francouer, talking about what a positive addition to the clubhouse he is. I've read a couple of interviews of his, and he spent the majority of the time bitching about how statheads thought he sucked. I wonder if he whines that much in the clubhouse.
I think JoePos wrote in an article that he was a decent guy, but he's generally rather diplomatic when writing about other people.
holy cr@p! I can watch this game on-line!!111one111!!!!
Boy, Bert can make Tosoni's first name sound so...feminine.
Is there any way to watch the MLB video listening to the radio guys?
I'm listening to the default audio, whatever that is. Not Bert.
It always defaults to the home feed. Not sure it's there for the free preview, but you can scroll over the bottom part of the browser and change the broadcast. I can, anyway.
Are you encouraging me to listen to DicknBert??
I am only saying that it can be done.
You're gonna have to prove it.
Yes, although it's a bit of a pain. Open Gameday and choose the radio feed, then open the video and mute the sound. Occasionally the video will fall ten seconds behind or so, which will make the whole thing a strange experience.
That's only strange if it Atterbury is calling it instead of Gordo, from what I understand.
Yeah, already did that, and it works fine. Either pair of announcers has their issues, but the trivia question is on the radio broadcast 😉
And now Bert's on the radio broadcast. Oh well.
I know you radio guys have no choice, but sound off and listening to the ipod is the way to go. Listening to Accelerate by REM right now. Will be moving to some Social Distortion next.
that's some sad facial hair on PezDispenser.
OMG. NBBW just showed me this. Go Minny.
That was pretty awesome. It'd be nice to see if the Twins are in the "getting back up" stage of that race.
totally. let's make that the mascot video for the twins this year.
That, or the Vancouver Craft Beer Week guy.
cheapdance guy gets my vote.
Had a small Sicilian pizza at Bellacino's with the Mrs., and I noticed that LNP is batting leadoff tonight for the Cardinals. Thank God we never did that (did we??)
Punto led off 3 times in 2004, 11 times in 2005, 12 times in 2006, 4 times in 2007, and once each in 2009 and 2010.
That's...sad.
Are there women in the world who actually think the chinstrap beard is attractive?
[image of three Greek letters]
I'm pretty sure the girls on Jersey Shore think that a chinstrap is a sign of virility.
Hey, that's the only part of my face that grows enough hair for it to be termed a "beard". Can't speak for its attractiveness, though.
That's more than I get. Oh, but I get more than enough hair on my belly. 'Cause that's awesome...
This entire sub-conversation has me laughing quite loudly. Makes me need another beer.
there's another hot cross bun for Scotty.
kewt story from the KC broadcasters about the crowd singing happy b-d to the 100-year old lady fan.
WTP.
Yeesh, careful Light Rail.
Silly question, do the problems with the playstation intertubes prevent anyone else from watching the game on their tv via ps3?
There are other problems that prevent me from watching on my tv via PS3.
you excepted.
Hey, you should shoot me an email with an address where undistilled firewater can be sent.
Yeah, meat, I've got no way in on the PS3 right now.
are you saying that you've been able to watch it? for me, no chance so far (netflix seems to think it's going to have problems, but you seem to be able to get around it).
Naw, I'm back in tejas for the weekend and the ps3 won't let me watch the twins... Just checking to make sure that it's not on my end.
nope. the PS network is still asploded. i think they're saying next thursday at least.
and the Dude keeps abiding
Kubel is pretty great.
Kuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubes.
Kuble is smoking hot right now. Too bad we're not firing on all cylinders.
That's not a soul patch on Morneau. More like a soul weedy spot.
Non-Ullgerification.
Maybe he shoulda tried it....
Hooray, Liddle has learned that Kubel is slow.
cr@p, Danny. Now we need some clutch.
Cuddyer and Span with the same number of stolen bases this year.
Why is that a stolen base rather than defensive indifference?
because it's not the 9th inning
lead off double + futility = feelsbadman.
Kila Queen. Dynamite with a laser beam.
95 from Scotty??? Wowza.
Dazzle totally confused me (and probably everyone else) with what he wanted for the trivia answer, otherwise I was all over it.
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.
Ready! Aim! Kubel!
Kubel with the D as well! Love it...
Kubel is making a strong case to allow me to overlook the Hummer ownership to still be my favorite Twin.
He has a Hummer?! Ugh, I wish I didn't know that.
I read that somewhere, possibly from a link posted here. Sorry if you were fortunate to miss it the first time and I was unable to keep you blissfully ignorant.
THIS AGGRESION WILL NOT STAND! or something.
err, aggression, i mean.
Shomer fucking shabbos.
The Anti-Ullger
Isn't that what they call the particle from the opposing team?
Kubel came up throwing a bullet!
The Dude connects.
Whoa, Kubel totally Ullger'ed that dude.
Heh. KC guys got the memo about Scotty B and "pitching up in the zone". The color guy just spent a minute or so talking about how everything that inning was up in the zone.
Wait, what?
Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke!!!1111
Well then!
aussie! aussie! aussie!
wait, what? hughes is 9th, and casilla is 2nd? casilla's not even playing at 2B!
Oye oye oye
Use the Force, Luke!
Tater, there.
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love that the kid is not throwing the ball back.
I go to get a beer and come back to a 1 run lead during the bottom of the order. Wha happen?
You wouldn't believe it if we told you, cheaptoy.
I'll just be content believing in this, then.
dude, this is a twins blog.
What, Twins don't have to worry about scurvy?
No, man. They got Juicy!
Nice.
Uhhh, less nice.
FFS, Danny.
Pity run, umpire allowed it.
evening all
dee-dub.
howdy, dw.
speed kills. Or in Kubel's case....
dammit.
Bumma.
*sigh*
Seems like Gordon's doing pretty good so far this year.
I had to flip the radio on. the camera angle at KC is terrible.
I have never seen Alex Gordon and Chris Elliott in the same room. Just sayin'.
Caps down 3-2 to Tampa with 3 minutes remaining. Rolle the Goalie lights out again.
That's it Caps lose. Didn't think they'd choke until conference finals.
I didnt know Roloson was still in the league until about a week ago
Hi everybody!
Kubes is sooo locked in.
Kubel <-- en fuego
Sweet. A rally.
Yo, GH!
Dazzle speculating on a Cuddy bunt
Not a bertin' chance.
Me wondering on a recent Dazzle motorcycle accident involving head trauma.
It wouldn't need to have been recent...
Point well made.
Almost.
juicy.
JUICY!!!!
Valencia!
That's how I remember that it's supposed to be done. Yay
Orangie orangie orangie!
Juice juice juice!
Sweet vidalia onions!
Danny V!
Obviously, the Twins just needed me to start watching the game live. I'm taking responsibility for this rally.
Keep on watching it, then. Any change in fortune lies at your feet.
I accept your challenge and will lead the Twins to victory!
if the twins start losing, we might ask you to leave and come back.
That's better than asking me to leave and never come back, I suppose.
Iceman cometh!
too bad Valencia wasn't on his horse there.
Chen is toast
Chen is Yost.
As a pitcher, I'd be mad if I got pulled before I got to pitch to Butters.
LET'S DO THIS BUTTERS!!!!1!ONE!!1111
Butera is 0 for his last 13, so he's due.
He's pregnant?
Nah, that's about right.
OFFS.
That was pathetic, Butters.
Moldy.
That was craptacular.
twins baseball!
A dropped bunt always lands Butters side down.
Ok, take this one to the finish line, guys. I'm heading home.
twins aren't very good at squeezing, are they?
Butters churning Juicy does not compute.
So Butters wasn't content with his usual one out, apparently.
That's one of the more unique ways I've seen to make two outs in one plate appearance.
Gameday wigged out on me on that double steal thingy.
It wasn't so much a double steal as a failed suicide squeeze. They pitched out and Butters just sat there like a little bitch.
The Gameday techs were probably laughing so hard that they couldn't get the right info entered.
Probably. I would have been laughing had I not been so busy crying.
I thought it was Valencia's fault, but I have a choppy feed and never really got a good look at what happened. My apologies to Danny and his family.
It is Valencia's fault. Nothing (really) that Butters can do against a pitchout.
He coulda jumped out there and let it hit him.
Charge the mound! Not sure what it would accomplish, but it would be entertaining.
This game is currently on a free preview for MLB.tv, by the way. (although it does require creating a username-ish thing)
Gameday tells me I'm in a blackout zone. Not sure why, but what the hell ever, I got Dazzle to tell me what's going on.
Well that's frickin stupid.
as i mentioned up there before, the twins just aren't very good at disguising the squeeze.
Cuddy is playing 1b? I thought he was the regular 2b now?
I like Hughes at 2nd and Cuddy at 1st a lot better than the other way around.
no Thome so Morneau is DH
Ozzie was suspended for "premature tweeting"--according to Dick.
I dislike Ozzie as much as anyone, but I don't understand that thirty minute waiting period to use social media. What is the point of that, exactly?
i think it was craig c. that mentioned the absurdity of suspending ozzie for 2 games while all 5 of the DUI cases this year weren't suspended a single inning.
I agree. I am wondering if a suspension for a DUI has to go through the Players Union
Five?! I'm not asking for these guys to be role models, but jeez, have some dignity.
I happen to like Ozzie. (I dislike Twitter, though.)
i also like ozzie, and i enjoy twitter for what it is, and nothing more.
I can't find a reason to like him. He seems like a dunce. I don't detect any hidden genius.
He's entertaining as hell, though.
I'm with you on the not liking him thing, though I can't find anything entertaining about him. I just find him obnoxious.
sounds like the name of a movie
One of Kelly Wells's movies, maybe.
Starting Kelly Wells as Ozzie Guillen and the other Kelly Wells as A.J. Pierzynski.
Well, I do normally play villains...
Rosencrantz was a villain? 😉
Ha! Okay, not always.
That's what she said
Gameday highlights tells me Pridie just hit a 2-run donger
Leaves the Twins, now can hit homeruns- is he going to be the new David Ortiz?
I sense an IBB coming.
Mountie kinda bailed them out on those first two pitches. I bet they woulda done it had they gone 2-0 on him.
well, that sucked
Decent game by Baker- has Bert mentioned quality start yet?
Burnett, eh? I'm going with the "have a bad feeling about this".
Don't we have someone better to use in this spot!?
after the past couple days?
Touche.
Yeah, me too.
Fortunately, we were all, for one brief moment, proven wrong.
Gardy ain't done playing with fire yet, it seems.
Nevermind, nothing to see here. Move along, move along.
::exhale::
Wow, no matter how routine the play, I always worry when Casilla throws the ball.
Need a few State Farm here.
geico's cheaper.
I just got a "You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down." error message. That's a first.
I've gotten that many, many times, sadly.
If you need a support group, talk to bS.
That's a new one to me. I must need to work on the speed typing skillz.
the key is to open multiple tabs to the game thread.
i'm jam-packed stuffed, but that sammich still looked amazing.
Twins baseball!
wow. this is the first time i've seen ka'aihue's sucking in person (over the internet).
"and they weren't kidding", is how i meant to end that.
It was less of an issue at the old site.
That was supposed to be a response to the "comments" thing above. Then I got the error again, hit back and resubmitted and it didn't stay as a reply.
Yeah, not surprised about that.
Sure was.
Butters BA at a robust .116. Seriously, glue the damn bat to his shoulder.
Actually seeing him at the plate, and then thinking "my goodness, this is a MLB player" is a fairly depressing thought.
I was in Best Buy earlier and they had an MLB 11 The Show demo going. Mauer had a bases clearing double. Casilla managed to just sneak in under the glove of the catcher. Then, I wept a little.
he is going for a futility record
Yeah, but his SLG is .159. Hard to take that out of the lineup...
Probably not the best time to trot out Wilson Ramos' slash line thus far this season, huh?
I'm going to pretend that Ramos was never a Twin.
And I'm pretending the Capps era never existed. Maybe it will all balance out.
robby's putting on weight.
It's all those extra vowels.
Let him put on weight. That will activate the "diminished skills" clause in his contract.
He must realize I miss Marney's ample derriere.
How about Kate Bilo?
Oh, Kate. How I miss thee.
We shoulda gone with http://www.bringbackmaurneysbigbutt.org for the new site.
Shades of kissingsuzykolber in that name.
does it seems like Wilson Betimit kills the Twins all the time?
Well, its easy to do so against AAA pitching.
oy.
Uffda.
There's the Laddie that isn't going to be a SS much longer.
OFFS, Casilla.
Oh jesus Laddie.
of for fuck's sake
Fucking hell, this team sucks right now.
Oh, for the love...
The look on Butera's face is that of a guy who knows his days as a Major League player are numbered.
Can we get him and Casilla on the same bus?
So long as there is room for Tolbert.
Let's get Cuddyer some catching gear.
My kingdom for Trevor Plouffe.
I've got just the place for Tolbert.
Bring back Danny Ardoin!
if the guy knocking on the door behind you is steve holm!, i think you're okay.
[facepalm.jpg]
Scott Baker still just doesn't know how to win.
He should've been looking for the bullpen earlier.
presented with no comment:
@CardsInsider: Nick Punto rifles a 2 RBI triple into the RF - Cards lead Braves 5-3 in 11th
CASILLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH.
That is the dumbest sac fly in the history of the game.
Dazzle told me Dyson left early. Did Dazzle lie to me?
They appealed, but to no avail. I didn't see if he did or not.
nah, he tagged
This is depressing.
have the Twins beat Soria before?
Great catch Casilla.
Bad throw though
to be fair, there was very little anyone could do.
Well, Burnett could have pitched better so there wasn't a guy on third with less than two outs.
there is that.
The game really has been the Butters/Laddie comedy hour.
Oh shit, Casilla is likely to "hit" this inning.
Dick said it right. "Casilla is going to have to hit."
Why, exactly, would he "have" to hit? Butters keeps going up there without hitting.
Ugh, baseball sucks right now.
boo.
boooooooo.
Dido.
Sure glad we have on of our worst hitters in the 2 spot
Blow this shit up, fellas.
GOSO.
I won't go that far, but April is pretty much nuked.
i said, "GOSO"!
Damn it.
Someone needs to explain the point of having guys like Casilla on the roster to me, cause I don't get it.
He's on the roster as a pinch runner and defensive replacement. Oh, wait, that was last year when the roster had actual major-leaguers available most games.
Die Casilla.
Die Butters.
(Die Tolbert.)
is that german, or a wish?
Off da. At least somebody got to break a losing streak tonight.
Well, I'm glad that this pile of dung was the first game I got to watch in HD at home. Sigh.
How'd the steam look in HD?
on the positive side, we had a starting pitcher who didnt blast a dookie in his pants after throwing an inning
The bullpen and the AAAA players had plenty of dookie for everyone.
He was tossing to Poo Buttera, thankfully his pants did not also fill with doo.
OFFS, what did you guys DO to this game???