And now begins the interleague preview.
The Twins have played the Diamondbacks three times. The most recent series was here in 2008, sweeping them. Livan out pitched Webb for the win in game 1. The Twins visited Arizona in 2005, winning the series 2-1, and again in 2004 with the same results. Their sole loss was a complete game by Randy Johnson. I guess Silva, Aaron Fultz, and Joe Roa weren't a good match against him. In 2003, the Twins lost the series 1-2, with the sole win coming from spot starter Santana. It was his final start for a month before he was permanently installed in the rotation.
Following the clear progression, I predict a sweep.
So Duensing can hit a homer, right?
I would assume so. Can't be worse than the catchers, anyway.
Where IS everyone?
Trying to live life before everything ends?
Baseball IS life.
Hear, hear!
I can't think of a better way to spend my last evening before the sh*t hits the fan.
of course, tomorrow night I would not be surprised to see our bullpen "left behind".
I'm an optimist. If I'm left behind, at least there will be more parking spaces.
And plenty to loot!
i'm there.
I'm totally gonna loot a shit load of gas after this.
Why would you think that gas station employees would be raptured???
Funny, my wife and I just had the exact same discussion.
Someone has to be here to care for the pets.
I showed that to a co-worker yesterday and he giggled the rest of the day over it, then got mad he didn't think of it first.
Picked up a sixer of this for the occasion.
ha! i picked up a little la fin du monde without even thinking about the irony...
That definitely crossed my mind, but I thought I'd go with something more local in case the Canadians are somehow spared from all of this.
well, we're ready:
(i'm fairly confident that i'll be here to feed the cats, so i don't think i'll need the service)
[take a look-see, hj. --bS]
Subtle.
hmm, not workin' out for me.
use the img button, hj, then just edit the tag to include the width attribute
are you saying to post the image, then go back an edit with the width attribute? when i originally posted it, i add the att. like i always do, but it disregarded it. then, when i tried to go back an edit, it came back as spam. could this be an issue of permissions?
when I edited, it was a link (a href= blah blah) instead of the img tag. It should have looked like this:
<img src="URL to your pic" width="size you want" alt="alt text you want" title="optional mouseover text attribute" />
alt is a required attribute, but you don't have to put anything in it. I advocate putting the attribution info in the title attribute.
that's what i'm saying though. when i originally posted it, it had all the accouterments, but after i posted, and went back to edit, they were all gone. if you can do it, maybe it's a permissions thing.
that's sean's turf. I'm out of my depth now.
The width and height attributes are valid for all. It might have been malformed in some way. WordPress annoyingly just removes anything remotely wrong, leaving you wondering what went wrong.
I'm here now but on and off the phone with other friends of the girl who died tonight. Hoping for a Twins win to make things a tiny bit better.
best wishes to you and hers, spooks.
I second that emotion. Sorry to hear about this.
Cuddy go BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Gameday makes it look like he hit it to Las Vegas. (direction of left field wall and Las Vegas may not be accurate.)
CUDDY!
Wow, Cuddy got out his boom stick.
Sweeeettt. Cuddy boom.
Ok, sustain this one, kids. I'm going home.
Think I have a brother attending this game.
wait, that's Cuddy's 5th? I didn't think the team had five yet.
They must be including September from last year.
Bloomquist? Really?
A rare show of non-worthlessness from Bloomquist. Good for him.
So far, so good, Dunce.
Who will get more hits this series: the Twins' pitchers or catchers? Odds anyone?
zero = zero
Nothing from nothing leaves nothing.
Heh.
I feel like that made me laugh more than it should have.
I'll go with a tie.
The NL has five wins and two losses so far, and the only AL winners are CLE and KC. Sigh.
The weight of the world is on the Central Division
And Boston very soon. I don't think the Cubs are coming back from 15-5.
pish
Dunce is totally getting that run back with a dinger, just you wait.
So close.
Plouffe keeping up the good work.
Wow.
Plouffe DA!
Plouffe > > > > > Casilla.
Truth.
Trouffe?
Yes.
PLLLOOOOOOOUUUUUFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
plouffe!
Plouffe da!
hahaha. love it
Five and a half innings in 1:15? They don't get much faster.
good evening gentlemen
yo dw
Time for the bullpen shuffle.
are they saying 'Dreeeew' or 'boooooo'
'boooooo'
Stupid bandbox.
double pish
well, at least he kept it in front of him...
Get Dunce out of there.
dang
Dammit. This is no longer a Duensing I like.
Is every hit to Delmon?
_elm_n sucks.
If I was hitting, that's where I'd try to hit it.
Perkins seems to have the "throw the lead runner out on the bunt attempt" thing down pat.
I got a live look-in right then. That was some nice work. Perkins has definitely earned my respect this year. (something I assume all pitchers aspire to.)
And I take it all back.
hmm, i was trying to post a(n original) picture of a large width. i tried to resize it in the tag, but it deleted that and posted original size. when i tried to edit and re-add the "width=", it marked it as spam. twice. so, how do we resize images now?
The attribute might have been malformed. I despammed and approved it so you can try again if you want. Otherwise I can try my hand at it.
width="xx%"
You can also use a fixed number of pixels. That's what I do to prevent scaling issues. I pick a width that's less than ~640 pixels but evenly divisible.
Times Willie @%*$^ Bloomquist has been intentionally walked: three.
In his life?
He probably was intentionally walked a few times in high school.
Well, he is hitting over .300 so far this year.....
good gravy
Damn.
Well, that's that. Couldn't expect Perkins to avoid damage all year.
intentional walk to get to the guy with 7 homers?
I thought that was bizzare. It was Willie f(U&*(&(*P&*&P*(&*(in Bloomquist, Gardy, what the hell?
I blame _elm_n.
Plouffe isn't up enough times this game to get us back into it.
In good news, the White Sox blew a 1-run lead in the bottom of the ninth and just lost it in extras.
Evening, folks.
Tex.
NORM!
carne.
Still no XBH for Revere.
Pesky at-bat for Revere.
I like it!
That's two lead runners that prek has killed this week.
Time to get something positive that doesn't include the words 'single' or 'solo'.
Or three run double.
Wait, my feed was stuck on perkins hanging a braking pitch.
that's what she said.
Inner monologue at the bar.
Boo
do you have a point, Dazz?
Well, three run duder makes a game of it.
Or a two run triple.
????
Keep yo' butt on that mound, 31...
Or get replaced.
game was moving too quickly; gotta attenuate things with a half dozen pitching changes
missed the whatever inning we do it now, but whatcha all got? rockin' the ommegang out here.
great minds, hj.
Alaskan Amber. Decided, poorly, that I should deal with things by drinking a ton of them. Well, at least it's Alaskan Amber.
On the bright side....
I'm gong to side with joe on this one, doc.
Well, sure, I would too if I could. But the Sam Adams Scotch Ale is pretty good. Not too peaty, but very creamy. It's no Wee Heavy, but it's good.
I'm no snob by any stretch, but Ive pretty much given up on Sam's products.
I will give credit where it is due. I picked up a variety pack case at Costco (Boston Lager, Noble Pils, Rye Ale, Scotch Ale). Like I said, the Scotch Ale is good. The rest were forgettable.
WTF, Gordo? What actually happened?
Great moment in commentating there.
Dude-ed?
spookied!
aw, nevermind.
folks, we're gettin' ourselves a ballgame again
Wait, what?
What the.....crazy freak stadium.
Hot damn.
Vintage Morneau there...and not in a good way.
yeah, that wasn't pretty.
damnit. I couldn't get the rally cap linked fast enough to save the Mountie.
i think this game is progressing more to st. jude's territory than a rally cap, but i half bakedly whipped up a visual rally cap if we ever want to use one. throw it in the vault if you wish (do we have one of those?):
a vault would be sweet, to relief (err, relieve) the effort of searching for creative commons-licensed pics.
Not that it matters, but he looked out at second.
Slowey, go back to jail.
Who brought the meatballs. K-slow, that's who.
So I guess I can go to bed now, eh?
[magic 8-ball says "Yes" jpg]
Sweet, Kenny Powers is in.
Juicy!
Never too late for Juicy?
Valencia, you're too late. Sorry.
juicy.
Ah. Ullger at 3b coach. Now it all makes sense.
Does Liddle think he's being raptured tomorrow, or is he really sick?
D Young's game plan that at-bat was to not swing at the first 2 pitches no matter what, and then flail away at the next 2.
Who'd know it would work?
Yeah, spookied that.
Holy cats I'm a ways behind.
Douchebacks are Putz-less tonight?
Their radio guys said he'd pitched four of the last five days or something.
Butera then Tolbert.
Clutch?
so far. We ARE playing an NL team after all.
Butterballs!!!
What the Butera?
butters?!?
You can't believe it's not butters
The desert heat must have finally seeped in. Three runs the first six innings,
ten11! in the last three innings.i'll just leave this here...
Hehehehe. You suck, dude. Double for Butters and then walking Tolbot???
Walk 'em all Dbacks!
did somebody say that Plouffe wouldn't get enough AB to win this game???
well, technically, he didn't get an AB.
Still has a ribeye for dinner, though.
walk in a run then face The Dude with the game on the line. Salami. A call.
thanks, bS...
😉
apparently, this was a meatless day for Dude.
This inning is brought to you by the letter B.
We've practically tied this thing without swinging the bat. Hernandez, you poor dope.
Wow.
I would pinch hit LeCroy in this situation.
Gameday had all of those pitches in the zone, so he earned that K.
C'mon, Mountie
Damn shift.
crap. Whoda thunk that Butters and Tolbert would come through in the 9th, but not Kubel and Morneau?
well, crap.
by the way, i'm not a fan of the d-bags announcers. there's a little too much red bull in the booth...
oooh. Attebury teases a Luis Rivas story!
Shucks.
That was a lot better loss than some of the other ones this season, so it has that going for it.