I predicted a sweep last week. Sorry 'bout that.
The offense now merely looks bad instead of terrible with 3.7 runs/game in May. The defense is still terrible though.
I predicted a sweep last week. Sorry 'bout that.
The offense now merely looks bad instead of terrible with 3.7 runs/game in May. The defense is still terrible though.
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You were at least half right.
Since ending the nine-game losing streak, the Twins are averaging 4.8 runs/game. The AL average is 4.24.
I originally had it as predicting a sweep for either team, but decided to try being positive. So much for that. Also, 4.8 runs/game is nice, but that's over nine games, a depressingly small sample size.
Is there any reason we couldn't at least try Danny V batting second? He's in the 8 spot today while Casilla bunts and slaps and generally avoids getting on base. I know Danny doesn't steal bases and he's not a middle infielder, but it sure would be nice to have a "hitter" in a spot in the order that generally sees a few more AB's over the course of a series.
You're preachin' to the converted, but it won't happen.
Does this analysis help or hurt the cause?
His suckitude is almost entirely BABIP related though. He's never had a BABIP below .300, so my guess is once his current .230 goes up, he'll look just fine by season's end.
Yeah, last season he hit way above his BABIP. This year it seems he's getting screwed. It seems he's done better than his numbers would suggest, he's just hitting the ball right at people.
I only ready the Valencia part of that article, but when did Fangraphs start over-using hyperbole? Sheesh, just the title of the thing ("Terrible"? Wouldn't "struggling" have been more appropriate?) annoys me.
Cuddy is a middle infielder now, so could try him!
I'm guessing Danny isn't in the Gardenhire Buddy Club. He's bad mouthed him a handful of times after games. He's scuffling, but I can't think of any games where he was out and out terrible.
I don't get to watch a lot of games, but I thought the general observation was that he was hitting balls fairly hard but has been extremely unlucky (as evidence by his ridiculously below his career numbers in MLB/The Minors) and maybe striking out a bit more.
Also, I feel like I should talk to the people I know who know Gardy and see if they can have a "Gardy, WTF?" chat with him on this whole "calling guys out" thing.
His strikeout rate is actually down two percentage points from last season, while his walk rate has gone up two percentage points.
Oh, I must have read it wrong. Is there a such thing as chart-Dyslexia?
His low batting average and his high RBI total (for this team, anyways) will keep him down in the order. I'm sure Gardy prefers high BA or speed guys at No. 2 and he sees the RBIs and figures he should keep the guy right where he's succeeding in those instances. I'm waiting for Valencia to explode offensively, because he's one guy I feel has truly been unlucky. His strikeouts are down and his walks and line drives are up. The only thing that has gotten worse is his IF popup rate. I wasn't expecting him to hit .300 like last year, but no way should he be hitting .220. He's only hitting .483 on line drives and the average rate is around .700.
I'd rather see Valencia (or Cuddyer) in the second spot than Casilbert, and obviously he should hit significantly better than a .230 BABIP over the rest of the season, but it's worth noting (as Gleeman tweeted a few days ago, I believe) that his major league career line after 133 games/514 PAs is now .278/.327/.411 (and a BABIP of .302) which compares pretty much as you'd expect with his AAA line (in 120 games/484 PAs) of .289/.322/.421.
Which is to say, if I was projecting him for the rest of the season only, it'd probably be right around that kind of line.
I'll take it. Not great, and possibly a bit below average, but it's nice to not have to worry about the infield corners.
B-ref calls that a 102 OPS+, so maybe not even below; AL third basemen this year have a .236/.305/.374 line. Last year it was .261/.315/.414. I'd definitely take it.
I blame late 90s baseball for messing up what average is. FanGraphs gives him a wRC+ of 103 for +3.4 batting runs. I retract the "possibly a bit below average" part and instead will definitely take it as well.
does Torii Hunter get booed tonight? Did he get booed last year?
It was a mixture the first time he came back. I imagine mostly cheers now.
Yeah, the casual fans will cheer him.
The real question is: what will nibbish do?
shank the guy next to me wearing the hunter jersey
I do recommend waiting until the game is at least out of hand first. Maybe you can do it to fire up the offense.
I'm in section 110 tonight.happy to be catching a Baker start. Hoping for some explosiveoffense tonight.
Sounds like a good time! I'm hoping for fireworks exploding puppies tonight!
If there's one thing the Twins have going for them, it's that they've played by far the fewest home games in all of baseball. I know MLB wants to avoid playing to many early season games in MN, but serious, WTF?
In any case, if we can just go undefeated in our remaining home games, we should be fine.
Cheers when hunter got announced.
Scouting report on Baker: "Struggled in his last three starts".
I call BS.
HIT HIM, SCOTTY!
If you're the Angels, how do you play this? Do you intentionally walk Casilla?
This game had almost as many LTE before first pitch as the last game had total.
On the grill tonight: Omaha Steaks sirloin beef tips, corn on the cob, Pillsbury biscuits, 1/2 baked potato, a glass of Riesling, and ice cream for dessert. I love my wife.
i'm at whole foods currently enjoying one of these bad boys on tap. we'll see what's for dinner shortly...
Grilled some chicken and baked some potatoes and am having one of these that was on sale for $6.99 a sixer.
these guys are $2 a tall boy, so... guess what i'm drinking now?
Hopefully those guys.
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Job done well. Good class, there.
A five piece chicken tender & curls from Hardee's that I picked up on my way home.
4K's in 5 outs? looks like baker is struggling again.
He really needs to go at least 7 innings, otherwise everything bad that happens after that is his fault.
52 pitches for eight outs. Not looking good for even six innings.
Which has me worried as there appears to be a very high bottom of the strike zone, which means Gardy is all but guaranteed to use Hoey.
Who's in the booth tonight? Jack Morris and ... ?
Oh, and Dazzle now too, it appears.
Bob Kurtz, the Wild play-by-play guy.
*nods head with glossed-over eyes*
Casilla is on roids.
Good, whatever helps him hit.
Agreed.
Nice play, Eye-Eye.
While I didn't see it, also good.
He still thinks it's the Metrodome.
Casilla batting second: genius!
A little late here, but I'm drinking Red Chair.
Grain Belt. The wife bought it.
I love me some Grain Belt. I'll be getting a case for the baby shower in case anyone is weird and doesn't want my home made stuff.
i really want to try that nordeast. any good?
That one I have not had, though I know some around here have. Its Premo for me when I go with it.
That's what I got. Not seeing the difference between that and premium.
Caramel coloring and an extra buck per sixer.
I've had it several times and I think it's much inferior to Premo.
Something small changed with Premo when Schells started making it, but I think Nordeast goes even further from the MBC Premo I drank as a teenager and liked so much. A classmate's older brother turned me on to Premo. First one he gave me said "you're gonna think it has a funny flavor, but soon, you're gonna realize every other beer is missing that." He was right. He also taught me how to smoke.
who's that butcher in right?
you can't tell by the pile of bodies with bus prints on them?
Blackjack rips on Blyleven. Nice.
Drawn in infield leads to abidage!
Twinstastic.
Even though Adam F. is long gone, I still take great pleasure in scoring against these tools.
And the head tool, Scioscia
Amen.
Scott "Double Play" Baker!
Hey, Baker might get through six yet.
If he doesn't, then everything is his fault--including 9/11.
Hey, no argument here. There are still so many culprits to bring to justice!11!1!!11
I was also led to believe that he was on the grassy knoll and Slowey was up in the depository.
That's true, but Slowey was "unavailable" for shooting.
*sneaks away to watch another Firefly ep with Runner daughter*
Man, I hope my daughter likes Firefly.
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY!
1.000 OBP for Casilla tonight. Don't waste this, Twins.
Obv roids.
Maybe he can hit a homer, a single, and reach on a HBP as well?
This game from Casilla makes me feel like the Rays fans that are annoyed about Casey Kotchman hitting a bunch of singles so far this year.
Duuuuude!
Doodles!
So, this is fun.
Duuuuuuuuuuuuude. 🙁
WTF, Dude?
I'm blaming Liddle for allowing Hunter to get an assist.
How the hell?
When you walk Butters, you know your night is over.
Oh good, Scoscia going to the bullpen. I'll set the over/under on pitching changes for the remainder of the game at 3.5.
I'll take the over!
I notice the Twins are not on the list for leaders in AL Bullpen ERA.
4-0? Huh?
Burnett and Hughes warming up. Great.
Free Jim Hoey!!!!1
From his contract?
Head asplode.
I don't think that even Bert can find a way to criticize this outing by Baker.
I feel you are underestimating his vindicitive-ness.
Bad night for the legion of Baker haters.
Blackjack says Thome played on the World Champion Chicago White Sox, which is incorrect.
Can you imagine how he would react if Kevin Slowey said that?
What the hell Casilla?
Unbelievable! Test that man for HGH!
I don't mean to get all New Guy-y here but I can't shake this feeling of the Minnesota Twins winning the 2011 AL Central division title.
Also, Laddie!
I think that goes beyond New Guy-y.
I really want to believe that this is somehow evidence that Casilla has gotten the message.
Well, this should entrench him in the 2-spot for another three weeks, at least, so we ought to find out either way.
Indeed.
It's shocking how you can string some offense together when the guy batting second isn't an automatic out.
That's why I choose to believe, even though my gut says its a flash in the pan.
The message being "bulk up or perish"?
[hypodermic needle.jpg]
Mountie has really clobbered a couple singles tonight.
If you enjoy playoff hockey or game 7's there might be something worth taking your attention away from the Twins game for a few minutes on tv right now.
Naturally, like 45 seconds later, this game is less interesting.
I don't have anyone to root for in a Canucks/Bruins series.
I'm with you there.
F*ckin Bertuzzi.
I think I was rooting for Tampa. Then again, I haven't watched a single game since the Sabres have been eliminated.
Indians, Tigers, White Sox have all lost. Royals down 7-6 at Texas heading into the bottom of the 7th.
I think the Twins magic number is somewhere around 120, right now.
Chippin away!
THE MINNESOTA TWINS ARE GOING TO WIN THIS
GAMEDIVISION!grumble grumble Burnett grumble grumble
grumble grumble
BurnettBaker grumble grumbleFTFY
Can't finish what he started. Only 106! Not even close to what Nick "Bert's Choice" Blackburn had.
Clearly correct, as evidenced by the recent proceedings.
Oh man.
This bullpen is flat-out hilarious.
Smith should have hired Kevin Towers when he had the chance.
do you mean Josh Towers?
No:
still, you have to admit Josh would still be fitting, if you were being sarcastic
He would fit in with the rest.
Dusty....
Hey, Burnett can't get anyone out. I know, lets bring in Dusty fuckin Hughes.
I can beat that. How about Jim F'n Hoey.
Is this going to degenerate into a game of "who wants it less"?
Cuddy...
Looks like DK is getting his wish.
At least Capps won't have a save to blow.
Hoey. In a high leverage spot. FML.
Dazzle: "Everybody likes his arm."
Heh.
No Dazzle, not everyone likes Hoey's arm.
Oh my god I hate Alex Burnett.
Strike that. I hate everyone in this bullpen.
This is the stupidest thing I have ever seen.
Remember how this was a blowout like 10 minutes ago?
Remember when Major League pitchers were in the game?
Seriously, how the hell can Hoey ever have been considered a "good arm" with a dead straight fastball? I'm pretty sure he has that crap fixed to a guide wire right down the pipe.
To be somewhat fair, the defense has been awful. Cuddyer has muffed one play and laughingly dived at another that an average fielder could make. Repko instead of Kubel in right probably would've caught Hunter's double.
Is Ron Davis available?
There's gotta be nothing worse for a coach's ulcers than the world's most craptacular bullpen
Good thing Gardy opted for offense instead of a fielder at second.
Screw it, I'm not staying up any later to watch this bullpen kill the team again. See y'all for the recap.
Scott Baker still does not know how to win.
That pussy should've thrown another 60 pitches. Bert would have.
Maybe he's trying to get himself packaged with Slowey and sent somewhere he'd actually have a chance.
Might not be such a bad idea.
Has a team ever swapped out their entire bullpen in one single group of roster moves? If not, the Twins should do it. Tonight.
They did this season, Matt Capps excepted.
If they both went to, say, Colorado, I'd have a tough decision on my hands. At least until Mauer came back.
I knew I should have done anything other than watch this game tonight.
So this f*&^ing bullpen can't hold a five run lead for more than a single out.
Blame Baker, Bert. Do it. I dare you. But hire someone else to open your mail.
I am unhappy with this.
Well, this is clearly going to have been the worst game of the season.
Once eye-eye hits a game winning inside the park homer that Delmon bellyflops on?
I hope Baker is looking at the bullpen...murderously.
Incorrect. It will serve as a turning point for the team when the Twins come back to win in dramatic fashion when Jim Thome hits a 12 run home run.
I assume you mean a 12th inning home run. Though, if he hits a 12-run homer, I'll be impressed.
I had assumed he meant a 12 run 12th inning home run--off of Phil Hughes.
No, I meant a 12 run home run. I said it would be in dramatic fashion.
Well, now that he's out of the game I'd imagine it would be very dramatic.
Oh, come on! That was supposed to be a creative commons picture of a kid wearing rally cap!
I'm very strict about it.
If the Twins don't rally it is on you.
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It is an "All Rights Reserved" picture of my son - please don't use my photos without permission - none of my photos are Creative Commons
You found the linking site amazingly fast. However, you are correct; the linked-to photo is not licensed under CC. It's a good reminder to others to be careful.
Wow, Rodney only saved 14 with the Angels after saving 37 the previous season with the Tigers. It's almost as if saves are a meaningless counting stat.
It blows my mind that Bert bitches and whines about Baker and Slowey, but he treats the save as an important stat.
But he had four wins! .571%!!
I figured they'd mention Percival's Twin dominance there.
I wonder if Downs has been a JC Romero-type "scoreless," though. Like, every inherited runner scores, but then he gets the last out and his stats look pretty.
Which still counts as positive fantasy value, so fine by me.
I remember owning Percival during a time where he allowed two or three inherited runners to score and therefore the Twins to win, but he didn't hurt his own ERA in the process and even struck out a guy or two. Win-win.
Casilla is going to jack a donger here.
A 12-run donger?
Would've been out in New Yankee Stadium.
what the shit is this? when i left it was 4-0. what did you guys do?
It's all Baker's fault.
sean hates rally caps.
Lexi, please continue to make the Angles pay for trading you.
Oh man...that would have been amazing
That could've been hilarious.
It was still pretty hilarious, but yeah, I wish Eye-Eye had dropped it.
Just your average 9-8-9-8-9 putout
Are you effing kidding me? The Twins can't even get a save anymore and Hoey is still in there.
Hey, look! Hoey is continuing to suck.
Peter Bourjos might be even more annoying than Scoscia.
If Hoey ever faces the Twins with another team, I can see Thome hitting it a long long long long way.
I know the Twins' bullpen sucks, but I can think of three other current Twins' relievers I'd rather have in there right now.
I can think of three current Twins' position players I'd rather have in there.
I can think of three deceased Twins I'd rather have in there.
I can think of three team mascots I'd rather have in there(and one of them is in the stadium).
I can think of three WGOM citizens I'd rather have in there.
Let the clown parade continue!
Why was Hoey still in there? Why is Doumatrit coming in now? God.
MANAGING A BULLPEN.
HOW DOES IT WORK?
well, hoey still sucks. glad we figured that out.
This might be one of the few times I would approve of booing your own team while at the stadium.
Gotta love the new meme circling through the media:
If we still had the FOTF, he'd surely be beating these relievers up till they stopped giving up runs.
Harmon was, is, and always will be the FOTF.
I'm pretty sure there's been a long-standing sarcastic accepted use of that term in the SBG lexicon to refer to someone else.
Just to elaborate: I'm not at all denying that Harmon was the greatest and most iconic Twins player ever; he without question was. I'm just saying, at this site and its predecessor, the term FOTF has been used in a sarcastic manner to refer to a player who was originally bestowed that title by, I believe, the man whose face currently occupies the avatar slot just above mine here.
I know. I started using FOTF sarcastically at the old site. I was with you
At what point will the local media stop fawning over the guy?
It seems pretty easy to miss an $18mm sub-700 OPS corner OF.
Two Twins writers stopped following Gleeman for snarking about Torii related revisionist history.
I'm beginning to fall out of love with the 2011 Twins.
I'm not sure I was ever allowed to fall in love with them.
If you were still in high school, your parents would forbid you from seeing them. That's for sure.
My parents weren't the forbidding type, but I think this team would have tested them.
"but, honey, [they are] loser[s]! you can do so much better than [them]."
What about that nice Blue-blood down the street? They can score five runs in the fourteenth inning!
Eric Hosmer looks like the real deal.
The Twins bullpen are trying to single-handedly prove the idiocy of the "win" statistic.
Baker just isn't a winner.
Bourjos kinda seems like a Super-Tyner.
Super in the sense that he seems like a really good defensive center fielder so far, whereas Tyner was decent at best. Hitting-wise, he doesn't do much for me yet.
He has 8x as many career HRs!!!!!
I thought Tyner was a DH?
At the same time, they're demonstrating the importance of a "Hold".
Wow, he has Guerrier's old number. Nice touch.
Okay, back from two eps of Firefly, what did I mi...oh, YOU ARE FREAKIN' KIDDING ME!
Twins baseball!
There are 11 other episodes of Firefly, and you should take advantage of that fact immediately.
I think you can see Christina Hendricks' side boob in one of those.
That's ten million times better than this game.
Yeah, just finished that episode. Dude, I'm rewatching them.
Just checking in to say, "FU*K THIS BULLPEN!"
how's this grab ya, hitman?
okay, you're right, sean hates rally caps.
ha! forced the issue...
Got our three best batters coming up. And Cuddy sandwiched in between.
Except that Thome is out of the game.
Plouffe's not one of our three best batters?
So much for the 12 run homer.
This is shaping up to be another 2004 Morneau at-bat.
Down one run with nobody on base, he swung at everything lamely. May as well have been Cuddyer.
And Cuddyer gets a hit. I submit it was only to make me look bad, though.
huh. i thought that was _elm_n...
Plouffe is overmatched here.
What are the odds on Delmon Young here?
_elm_n against a right handed power pitcher? This can only end one way.
Yep another L.
Well, that was certainly the worst game of the season.
i really don't like that that's becoming a meme.
That's three times in about a week. These types of epic losses are supposed to happen about 2-3 times all season.
And in October.
To the Yankees.
That would require the Twins to actually score five runs against the Yankees.
boo.
I hate this sport so, so much.
Also Hoey should never pitch for this team ever again.
I'd fire him.
Into the sun?
No, through the Internet.
Twins are good for what ails ya. If you're the opposing team.
Oh good, Jared Weaver & Dan Haren in the next two games. Another fun weekend of Twins Baseball.
well, that sucked. i'm taking my talents to black ops.
This reminds me of the Journey to the Center of the Earth remake where the floor breaks beneath them and they start falling and their screaming their heads off for a while and then they stop and look down and Brendan Fraser screams "We're still falling!" You convince yourself it can't get any worse and it keeps getting worse. Why do they not try the guys doing well at AAA. It can't possibly be worse than this? Also, where was Joe Nathan? Where was Matt Capps? They had two days off. We can't let a five-run lead in the eighth inning get away without either one of these pitchers on the mound. That just can't happen.
Nathan has elbow soreness, and if it isn't better by tomorrow he's going on the DL. Capps was being saved for the 9th per Gardenhire.
They need to remove Hughes & someone else from the 40 man roster, claim Delaney, and call up Chuck James.
Except that the 9th came and they still didn't use him...
Two lessons to be learned from this game:
1) Hoey is nowhere near a major league pitcher.
2) The Twins should never pinch run for anyone under any circumstances.
Dido on #2. It so rarely helps.
Especially given our lack of offensive depth and our terrible bullpen. Even games like tonight have proved to be totally losable given our bullpen. It was especially bad in that extra inning loss against the Red Sox a few weeks back where our entire lineup was basically replacement level hitters. Once our runners failed to score, it was basically game over.
Thome had a sore shoulder, which was why he was pulled. He may need a cortisone shot.
Seriously? Hoey and Dusty and Burnett?
F___
Help me, Chuck James Kenobi. You're my only hope.