Felipe Paulino vs. Brian Duensing
The Royals may have finally found a good one in Paulino. He's averaging nearly a strikeout an inning and has kept his walk rate low, although he's been rather hittable. Paulino has 24 strikeouts his last three starts but has somehow managed to give up 29 hits so either he's been pretty unlucky, or he has good stuff but has had trouble with mistake pitches.
I like throwing a lefty against the Royals. As long as Duensing doesn't let Billy Butler beat him, he should be OK.
The Twins need to take advantage of playing the Royals at home. Splitting a series with them would be pretty disappointing. GO TWINS!!!!
Keep the ball down, Dunce.
Testing posting via iPhone. Got the world cup game on and enjoying MLB free preview for the Twins.
I've been hesitant to pull the trigger on purchasing the MLB radio droid app. It kind of annoys me to have to pay again for the service, but I guess they have to recover costs for the app development somehow.
Laddie!
You know what I haven't found myself saying much lately: "&*(^&** Laddie!"
How would you pronounce that?
With far more swear words than you might think possible in such few characters.
Looked like Laddie could have gotten three there.
a pussy single here would suit me fine.
The pussy.
sweeet.
Gordo right before the single: "Mauer just three for nine so far in the series."
Me: uhh. "Just"??
If Joe were playing first that would have been a donger.
Plouffe! has no Cuddy arm.
Man, Duensing isn't fooling anybody.
Wilson Betimet: 2011 Royals :: Roberto Kelly : 1999 Twins?
Both have first-hand evidence that Carl Everett is wrong?
Well, Dick compared the two by saying they were the veterans on the roster before the kids took over and starting contending. Turns out Kelly was not on the 1999 Twins though. Can't fact check everything.
If it was a bunt attempt, it can't be a ball, Gordo.
Dammit, Dunce, finish someone off. I am not in a mood to see that much of the bullpen today.
especially w/ the double header tomorrow.
+1 mini hop for Delmonster.
At least he got him at the end of that.
Tiggers now leading the Sox, 4-3 in the 6th.
Mauer <--- gun
You do NOT run on Joe Mauer.
Pretty early for a make up call.
+1 Japan.
Dick: "We have not seen the Twins do much bunting in this series."
Me: "WHAT!??! How much is enough for you?"
Okay, the '91 bobblehead set is going to be $391. That is too rich for my blood.
Yeah, I don't know about that price. I feel like I represent the exact target audience, and I couldn't imagine spending that much on it.
Maybe, MAYBE, I will make the purchase and up the price for a future ebay transaction. I will need permission for that purchase though-- which I seriously doubt I will get.
If you got permission to gamble against Jeter, which is the single most un-American act imaginable, how could you not get permission for this??
I'm not a fan of bobbleheads -- they're not easily stored or displayed. Baseball cards in binders don't require dusting.
Rhu, did I ever tell you that the Razor Shines card you sent me comes with me every time I sit down to write? I'm not a superstitious man, but I'm pretty sure the card's become my muse.
Ha! Well, excellent - Razor as a muse? I like it!
Each season for the past three seasons, I've had a previous year (non-Twins) baseball card sitting by my work computer: Mets Carlos Gomez, Sox Joe Crede, and Sox Jim Thome. Never got a chance this season, and maybe that's why they started out so poorly?
Is there anything Razor can't do?
What's the opposite of "shines"?
"Capps"??
That's it, RR needed a Capps Pirate card.
friggin' hot here today. I know a few people going to see U2 at Busch this evening - it's going to be miserable. Midnight tonight is supposed to be 80F and 80% humidity.
I know a few people going to see U2 at Busch this evening - it's going to be miserable.
Plus, it'll be hot!
Thanks -- I'll pick up the tee.
Honestly, I think I only rag on them so much because of how much I loved them pre-Pop and Zooropa.
I just never really got into them. But I certainly don't get into StL summers.
I, for one, will gladly enjoy any U2 bashing that occurs.
Then there's a South Park ep for you.
One of my favorites.
"Pop" and "Zooropa" are things?
I thought they broke up after "Rattle and Hum"????
I just don't understand Casilla. Is he a major leaguer or not? Do they make 'em much streakier than he is?
Oh well, I'll just enjoy the ride.
Is a hit by Dunn considered a streak? Just wondering.
At this point, I think he'd be satisfied with one in a row, yeah.
I'm torn. I always liked Dunn, so I'm bummed for him, but you know...White Sox and all...
Right.
Mauer just 5 for 11 in this series.
He should be bunting more. Everyone should be bunting more every day.
twins baseball . . .
I really thought Thome would beat it out, though!
Ugh, so its gonna be one of those games.
Hey Atteberry, it's "rickorshay"!
Wonder how that Carson kid did on the trivia question today?
I think I like this .500-hitting version of Delmon.
I like entirely for what I hope is a trade value increase.
Beltran AND Reyes!
I like the way you think. If only there was an MLB trade machine.
Man, this game has been so Duensing like.
Attebury: That was like an engine warming up on a cold winter morning.
this bunt logic makes my head feel ungood.
About time for the bottom of the order to produce a little somethin-somethin.
or the top, I meant. 😉
rally inning
I called it!
attaboy, Benji. Let's get this party started.
BOOO!
I would have preferred the stolen base there. But I'll take another pussy single, please.
oh, crikey. IBB again for Barry Mauer.
Didn't work out so well that time.
Huh. Sliders away to Cuddy. Apparently the Royals employ a scout!
This has not been a good game for Cuddyer.
Cuddy is not having an All Star game
WOOOOOO!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY
Tater.
TATERS!
He's a lumberjack, and he's OK.
I Spookied the sh!t out of that one.
After ball 3 of that at-bat, I heard the broadcasters say "oh wow." and realized I had it one the Royals feed so I switched it over to the Twins feed and was immediately treated to a crushed tater.
Heh, the fan's husband spookied it too.
For the record, that wasn't me.
Judging from the photos I've seen of you, I was pretty sure of that.
TOMEI!!!!!
did I hear Dick say 490 feet on that homer?
Longest in Target Field history, says Gordon.
Breaking his own record, of course.
That was really far, but no where near 490 feet. The right-center corner is 411, and this was a high, but not very far home run. I think 440-450.
aw .. stepped away a little too long
You can stay for the top of the inning, then you have to leave again.
I am so tempted to take the bar exam. With an actual beer, instead of that barley p!ss. Super cold!!!
I'm currently taking the bar exam with some more of the Blue Moon pack. Seriously, this Pale is the blandest beer I have ever had.
The Honey Wheat, however, is rather tasty.
No givebacks, Dunce.
But that's Twin's baseball.
Delmons reaction to Thomes homer is hilarious
Duensning's is not so much.
frackin' give-back runs
Looks like I missed the fun. On the upside, eating beer brats is exceptionally fun as well.
Francoer? Seriously, Dunce?
Francouer vs. LHP in 2011 - .310/.348/.607
That's before today.
Yep. Francoeur is the perfect lefty killer. Plus he has passable defense in the corners.
I just like that Franceour is spelled differently in every comment in this thread.
However you spell it, Franker's homer was lame.
so you are saying that he's Cuddy??? Does he swing hopelessly at sliders a foot off the plate too/
Delmon on the replay of Thome's homer! Awesome.
someone should make that into a banner
Yeah, man. Delmon just totally became an awestruck fan there.
I'd like to see a screencap. The MLB.tv replay doesn't show the reaction.
DET has won, CLE down 3 late.
Goal USA.
Twas a sweet one.
Yeah, I'm thinking if this Hope Solo thing doesn't work out, I'll ask Alex Morgan out on a date.
Hope's an old lady compared to Alex.
Will that be allowed?
Mo Chailin, mo' problems.
Mags just needs to convert to Aiel.
More like Hope would take him as a salt wife.
Oof, good call and sorry Mags. (as sorry as one could be as a salt wife of Hope Solo)
Will they use Nathan today?
Perkins hasn't pitched two days in a row....
Now he has...
So that leaves Nathan for the 3rd day, or Capps. Joy.
I'm more concerned about the this day. Maybe a two-inning save opp for Perk?
Then he wouldn't be available for the doubleheader tomorrow, I assume.
Cursed lack of roof.
Japan ties it. 1-1
Ugh. Terrible misplay by the US.
Yeah Ali Krieger Crapp'd.
nice take out slide by Revere
Oooh. walk Cuddy to get to Thome. Sweet.
I get the L/R split, but after that tater, I hope Cuddyer's up there asking "Was this intentional walk intentional?"
Extra time.
Man, it does not seem like that is something that should be happening. The US really should have won about 3-1.
NATHANATOR
Nathan it is. Wonder who's gonna pitch in a close game tomorrow.
Baker and Shortstuff'll both just have to pitch complete games.
Smocksmack?
He's starting the second one.
There we go. CG.
BRING UP CHUCK JAMES!!!!
I'm tempted to switch over to ESPN3. Hurry up, Joe. 1-2-3.
that first one was uncomfortably loud. Better on the second.
Nice of Billy to make it a one-pitch AB, though.
Puppies! 5 games back.
NATHANATED. This closing thing's easy.
Here's a pic of Delmon watching THOME's HR on Twinkie Town's FB page.
Even the screencap doesn't do it justice, as awesome as it is; Delmon was falling backward, like he'd been struck. It was incredible.
hilarious
Nine pitches?! Hell, he can go tomorrow!
Puppies!
Now for some socker.
elm'n reacts to Jimmer's donger.
Is it racist if I imagine Delmon going "OOHHH LORD HAVE MERCY!"
close chance there.
just missed by Rapinoe.
WAMBACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
PERFECT!
USA! USA! USA! Hell of a header there.
Forget the header, that was a terrific pass.
Great pass from morgan.
Abby Wambach is pretty awesome
15 minutes to go.
Don't go passive now.
I don't like dump-and-chase. Control the ball.
Good lord, that was awful.
That was both messy and scary.
oh oh, and horray..via twitter
Well shit.
correction: Tolbert down not Plouffe
Well, that's about 30% less awful than your initial update, but Baker being gone- that sucks.
An optimist would say that Baker's only missing tomorrow's start, since he's eligible to come off the DL after CLE series (hasn't pitched since 7/5).
If he couldn't go tomorrow, better to get someone up from AAA for the doubleheader.
(Of course, he could be injured and out for a while as well, I haven't a clue)
Crappity, crap, crap.
Rampone just saved Solo's bacon.
Oh, shit. Solo's hurt.
are you kidding
GAH!
fuckity fuck. Penalty kicks, here we come.
the US has been living on the edge the entire overtime
yea, some pretty horrible play by the defense. And Solo wasn't so great either.
Damn.
Wow. Red card. Direct free kick?
why wasn't there a corner after that?
Offside
That would explain why no one was complaining about it.
Not having Rapinoe for the penalty kicks could hurt.
Shit.
Well I think that about does it.
Double shit
that pretty much ends it.
There's always Hope
GOSO 🙁
Is it possible to be shut out on the shoot-out?
It seems not.
Bummer. But the ladies didn't play like champions down the stretch.
They lost because they didn't have Nathan or Mauer.
Would it be too crass to say that the ladies got Nipped?
The proper footballing term is 'pipped at the post'.
That saying originally comes from horse racing.
Since Mrs. Runner, Runner daughter, and I went out to get frozen yogurt on National Ice Cream Day this evening, I was regaling them with Thome's HR, and mentioned "Thome is my homey." Runner daughter replies, "That so needs to be a t-shirt." 😉