Let's hope the Genie in the Lamp grants us three wishes for game two.
1) Fausto Carmona is Fausto Carmona
2) Scott Diamond can do a "David Huff in Game 1" impression
3) Dongers. Lots of dongers for the good guys.
Let's hope the Genie in the Lamp grants us three wishes for game two.
1) Fausto Carmona is Fausto Carmona
2) Scott Diamond can do a "David Huff in Game 1" impression
3) Dongers. Lots of dongers for the good guys.
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I really like Smalley. He doesn't speak in hyperbole and uses actual logic in most of his arguments.
agreed. I wish he was in the booth more often
As penance to appease the baseball spirits in hope of a victory in this second game, I'm watching Avatar: The Last Airbender with Runner daughter. God help us all.
I heard that was an utterly horrible movie with no redeeming value.
We'll see if it's better than this Twins game.
So, you're saying it's the movie version of Matt Capps, then?
Brad Thomas
I could read their lines better than the actors are reading their lines.
I thought donger 🙁
If only he weren't such a p---y!
peony?
Patsy.
I was thinking Penny.
It ain't Po'boy.
Joe's catching up on things
So Thome gets to face the lefty this afternoon, but not the righty tonight.
Gardy got his big guns out for the Jeremy, figuring we could beat Carmona with anybody
I'm trying to extract some files yet having no luck. I downloaded Power Archiver because it seemed to have a 30 day free trial period, but my usual trick ("right click - extract") doesn't seem to be working. Any suggestions for someone incompetent and using Windows 7?
What kind of archive? Guessing not a zip file. RAR or 7zip perhaps?
what's the extension of the file you're extracting?
I've always used WinRAR
It's a tar file (trying to download the database for my OOTP online league) as we upgraded to OOTP 12.
WinRAR and 7-zip both will work.
Ok, it seems like I have 7-zip already on my computer but I cannot seem to get this stupid thing extracted.
If possible/desired, you can send it to me and I can extract and send it back as a zip.
Here's the link to the file. I've tried 7-zip and Power Archiver both with no success. Thanks for your help.
Not found. I see a 1 through 5, plus 9 and 11.
I'm not sure what that means. Is the file I'm downloading itself the problem?
What's the file size? It looks like it should be a minimum of 100 KB. If you downloaded a named Antiquity.lg.6.tar.gz, then it isn't what you thought it was. It would just be an HTML file saying file not found.
Oh, I need the one that is 11. Not sure why that link says "6"
Of course, the largest one. Come back in about 20 minutes.
Thanks for your help, just let me know what you need me to do!
Just need to download it (192 MB).
Double edit: nope, nevermind. Everything is just fine.
Thanks, in the process of doing so now.
Howdy, fellas. Hot enough for ya?
It's so hot I saw two trees fighting over a dog....
LOL (and I don't give those out lightly)
I got
a millionten of 'em...Cuddy owes Diamond
I'm sure the manager will call him out for that.
I'd say he owes Revere there. That was a loud 3rd out.
And yeah, I'm positive Gardy will call out Cuddy for that one.
Cuddy'll call himself out on that one.
Okay, a third out would be nice,
.
Wow...Casilla. Just wow
Heads up play there by Laddie.
Mauer <--- locked in
Marry me, Joe.
He's got cold feet.
He's a committed single.
Heh heh.
Lately he has been kind of prudish. He's stuck on first base.
Cuddy staves off Mauer's advancing stats
Sigh.
It appears that Diamond may be zirconium.
Dink. Doink.
They were crushing some outs too . We need some goddamn fucking runs.
We need some goddamn fucking runs
This might be my first tattoo.
My second:
Prove me wrong, Jeebus.
How slow is Cuddyer that he couldn't beat that out? That was an ugly throw.
I am really, really glad that Nolan is okay. He was my favorite ballplayer when I was a kid.
Joe Mauer: .292
Michael Cuddyer: .293
Anyone care to update their predictions for when Mauer passes Cuddy?
I'll say 9:57
Nice.
Norm Peterson, "Stop me at one. Eh, make it one-thirty."
9:25.
Nice hit, Danny V.
I mean, uh... 8th inning.
Bert: Randy Johnson didn't have the longevity of Nolan Ryan.
Well, yeah, but Unit still threw for 21 seaons
Number of pitchers with more games started: 1.
I'm not sure if anyone else has as many seasons though.
I think Bert was talking about something else. And leave it to Bert to kiss and tell.
Juicy
JUICY!!!!
Juicy.
That's refreshing juice right there.
SWEET DANNY V!
JUICE JUICE BABY!
Oh Valencia!
L'Orange.
Boo.
Lou Marson? How quaint.
Kinda hanging the rook out to dry here.
You have got to be kidding.
Walk Cabrera to get to Pronk?
Yup.
Doo-MAH-trey??? Isn't Chuck James available?
Who?
You'd recognize him with his glasses still on.
come on, guys! hate to let a pitched game like this get away
I'm spookying something fierce here
Season riding on a dumatrait app? Can't bear to watch
GOSO!
Mediocre relief pitcher? There is an app for that.
I suppose every crappy little doink falling in to drive in runs is payback for all the hard hit outs they got, but jeebus this is frustrating.
Boo relievers.
WHY NO CHUCK JAMES???!!!?!?!
Burnett, Gardy? Well not really trying anymore.
Saving the good relievers for tomorrow?
Speaking of frustrating, I got an initial estimate of $1,637 to recover data from my fried hard drive. I balked at the estimate and asked what it was based on. The rep responded by asking me to name a price. WTF? You won't tell me anything about your initial analysis, but now you are willing to negotiate on price?
I'm not liking this crap.
$200?
Methinks it's based on the fact that their guy owes $1637 for July's rent.
that's as plausible as any other explanation. I mean, WTF? $1,637? Where does that come from?
Yeah, the number doesn't end in a 7 unless some work was done to get there.
Or, maybe, they figure the number is so odd that some customers will say "Well, that must be right."
Nice save Alexi
apparently O-Cab isn't all that fast anymore?
All that happened there was pretty lucky.
Good Burnsie.
Way to make them work there, boys. Ugh.
"Val-virdy?" Dick, I dislike him as much as anyone, but work a little harder to get these right.
Evening, all.
Twins runs score the last 5 games (including tonight): 1, 4, 4, 2, 2.
I miss the crappy play of the White Sox that leads to 6 runs
Why does Burnett get to come back?
"Who knows what evil lurks in the heart
sofmenGardy?"Why does Burnett get to come back?
because they cant put Dumatrait back in.
Wow, finger-pistol guy is a douchecanoe.
I love leadoff walks.
YDNROJM
YDNROJM
How long did you lurk? You have, like, every one of our schticks down.
This is a higher knowledge for those that seek it. I call it Mauer Fu.
YDNROJM.
What a throw by Mauer.
Heh (X3)
Maybe Joe's Mono (Lime's Disease) is lifting?
Oh gees, Atterbery. Really? Two of his three hit games have come at first base? Ugh. I want better from you.
...and I want better from Mauer. (I'm in a union, kids.)
guys, it's AtteBERRY. He's a fruit.
I could tell by the way he was fellating Joe to first base.
A low hanging one, sometimes.
This. Sucks. ASS.
Lucky break for the Toons. Mauer's Long March to batting average supremacy will have to wait another AB.
Cuddy is really slow.
Great throw from the right fielder, there.
I can't video/not listening to radio. What is Joe Smith's delivery? His release point looks like shortstop.
True-Sidearm, not quite submarine.
Sidewinder.
Hands documents to David Stern with both.
These two games have really, really made me mad.
Joe Smith giving back to the Minnesota franchise? It's about time.
- 3 drafts picks
Joe Smith isn't thrilling me with either his a) stuff or b) his name.
C'mon, Danny.
Ok, I'm exhausted and the wife and Girl are home from Nuevo May-he-co. I'm done for the night. Bring 'em back.
we sure could use a good LH bat between those guys in the lineup. maybe a first baseman, one with some OBP and pop.
I assume Chuck James comes in now.
Freed!
Look who it is.
Too bad Chuck James is making is re-debut when the game is essentially over.
Chuck James! Just one inning late!
pussy whipped, right?
Oh yeah! That's the kindof outs I've been waiting for!
Chuck James! Just
onetwo inning late!3-batter Burnsie inning isn't real likely. I assumed I dreamed it.
Look at this face.
I assume he hasn't called because he just got in this morning, but I'll stay up late. The guest room is ready.
Apparently five innings counts as "significant time" on the Twins roster. Somebody better let AMR know.
My God, Dick. Tolbert SUCKS.
LET. IT. GO.
Cuddy failed Chuck James there.
I assumed it wasn't CJs fault. I've changed it to an error in my heart.
The radio team had been calling for a balk for sometime there. Poor Chuck James.
Chuck James does not balk. The world balks and he stays still.
See? He gets righties out too. Install him as closer!
You have got to be shitting me.
that one's on Casilla
James did balk Brantley over, though. No way he scores from first on that.
Heh. Hit it right where Casilla was before he went in for the pickoff play.
UER. I believe.
[moved]
This bullcrap is making it awfully hard for Chuck James to get his first MLB win.
Well at least they drove in a run on a ball that traveled more than 120 feet.
Welcome back to the doghouse,
SlamaChuck James 🙁*makes way up the steps to the exit*
Having an infielder playing outfield didn't help there.
Plouffe's fault? Please?
He didn't do James any favors there. Repko probably would've caught it.
Step into that one, Hughes!
PLOUFFANATED!
Well, he got his run back.
Nice.
After Thome hits one here the Twins only need to hit two more home runs to tie the game!
I wish that Thome had pinch hit for Delmon the last time Delmon came up to bat.
Yep, that's about right.
Bummer.
At least Mauer did good today.