I really don't want the Twins to become sellers. That is all.
348 thoughts on “2011 Game Logs: Game 103 Twins @ Texas”
This is the MLB.tv free game tonight. Hopefully it won't be blacked out; last time it wasn't. Don't know why it wasn't blacked out, but I got to see it. Then again, after yesterday I may not want to.
Not a compliment I presume.
I'd like the Twins to sell about 40% of the starting rotation, more than half the bullpen, and Delmon. Can we send it all to Florida for Hanley Ramirez?
Having said that, I do want them to keep the rest of the season interesting.
define interesting
Cuddy plays all nine positions, but in proper numeric order.
Winning at least half of their remaining baseball games.
boo ranger's broadcast
Yeah, they aren't one of the better ones.
I bet they're one of the bigger ones, though.
They are one of the more expensive ones.
who's the clown in the booth with dicky? is it smalley? he's pretty wretched. according to him, nishioka did a great job grounding weakly to 1st, and _elmon did a great job getting tagged out at home.
enjoy Twins baseball The Rhubarb_Runner Way! mute MLB TV; power up MLB radio. It's not perfect, but it's not Rangers' broadcasters
This may or may not be the last game I get to watch with all of you for a while since I'll be moving soon. I may be around tomorrow, but we'll see.
Anyway, it's got to be better than last night!
Dammit. Well, at least we made C.J. work a little bit that inning.
Scoreless inning!
plouffe!
Plouffe!
Delmon could have been safe if he'd...stayed at third.
Butters!
Butters comes through in the clutch.
Butera is 4-for-4 against Wilson?!
no wonder Mauer is sitting
Even a blind squirrel...
I hate Twins Baseball; can we have a HR, please?
I love Cuddles against lefties
Especially since he's batting cleanup, right? I mean, who would put a left-handed hitter who has struggled against lefties in the cleanup spot?
I'd like some payback for yesterday here tonight, although with Pavs pitching...
Butters! Plouffe! 2011 Twins baseball!
evening, all. Famished Pete and i'd like to watch longer than the 4th, so this is a good start.
geez, if Ben had any kind of arm he'd have had an out at second
Guh. Three runs is not going to be enough.
I'm hoping for 21.
may not be enough
Should be enough as long as we've got Cuddyer on the mound!
Nope, sorry, he's unavailable - he pitched yesterday.
Boo-vano.
Nishi, please walk up to the mound and cuff Pavano in the back of the head, please. He's stuck.
Doubles for everybody!
My word Casilla. Why do we suck so bad at rundowns?
holy crap, Casilla waited WAY too long to throw that home
That's cuttin' it a bit close, ain't it, Casilla?
I was going to give it to them, but Butters definitely pulled 'Lexi's fat out of the fire.
I know Butters likes to try to pick off runners...A LOT. Has he ever been successful? I've never seen it
Yeah, he must have been successful in AAA or earlier, because he can't fight that instinct.
Which is funny because I would think the Twin's have many in their organization that offer very strong proof that what works in AAA doesn't always work in the show.
Dazzle seemed to think he'd have had Davis if someone had covered, but then again he never had a chance to throw the ball into CF, neither
Alright, I loaded MLB.tv just in time for a _elm_n UNO!
isn't it sweet being able to watch games on the big scr-- oh, right. nevermind.
Damn you!
I got yer back, 'Toy.
Damn you!
Its strange how our curses never make them feel bad.
Yes.
/has a 360
The three hitters due up this inning have combined for 20 extra base hits in 509 at bats this year.
I'm gonna have nightmares of Butera showing "bunt for hit" like he did....
Those losers...that's only about 16 more than I had across every level in my life.
By this measure, Limp Bizkit is good at music.
That just made me a little nauseous.
As was intended, I assure you.
I believe that makes that measure a worse tool than pitcher wins.
Quite a bit worse, I'd wager.
Time to bust out the Yankees game on the other monitor.
I never miss a perfect game, but the Cheeseburger? The Yankees? Against a team that's already lost 16 in a row? It wouldn't exactly be a feel-good affair.
That creep can hurl.
Hey, this is the first time I've had the opportunity to do this since I got MLB.tv. Besides, I willed the Mariners to a hit.
Wait, if you got MLB.tv, why won't you be able to watch any more games with us?
I won't have internet!
Won't have internet? Where are you moving, back in time?
At the earliest, I'll have it on the 3rd. Worst case is probably the 13th or so, but by then I might not care that much anyway. I could watch on my phone, I suppose...
I found the back in time scenario more interesting.
Yeah, I was really hoping I'd nailed it there. I figured, he's a math guy, so if anyone at the WGOM would know how...
Actually, if I traveled back about 5-10 years, I probably would have had a much easier time getting a job.
I applied there, but didn't get the job.
Welcome..... to the fuuuTUUURRE!
Heh. That's an appropriately depressing Gillian Welch tune that I listened to not five minutes ago.
Thanks for the link, cow. I've never understood what it is about Ms. Welch that I love so much, since it's not a style I get into, but she transcends all my biases.
Perfect game over after 6.1.
I wasn't watching it, but that does still bring a smile to my face.
Heh. Of course, since it just showed up on my radar because they were delayed. I look forward to hearing that he would have finished the perfecto if there hadn't been a 30-minute delay.
Yep. That was pretty much the first thing that came out of the Yankee's announcer's mouth after the hit.
Michael Kay, I assume. He's a shameless homer.
He might be worse than Hawk, even. Its a close one, though.
I wouldn't say he's a worse announcer or maybe even close, but his homerism is definitely just as high.
Seeing as how both are completely un-listenable (in my most humble of opinions) regardless of homerism, I'd say its close. Michael Kay is the worst kind of announcer, a Yankee's announcer who also sucks at it.
Meh, I get the feeling I wouldn't notice him if he wasn't cheering for the Yankees. But, because he is, I tire of him very quickly.
Hawk, on the other hand, would be hideous regardless of team affiliation. He spends entire games talking about nothing but the umps having a vendetta against his team. I seriously don't understand how such behavior doesn't get a guy fired.
To settle this debate, I'll say that at least Kay is a New York native, whereas Hawk has no ties to the White Sox other than his paycheck.
I take Hawk over Kay any day and twice on Sundays.
What?! I might have to do some painful field research. It's been a while since I braved a Yankee broadcast, but I'd take death over Hawk.
I can't imagine anything being worse than Hawk--even Hitler...or castration.
Pavano pavanoing tonight
Who's the squakker in the booth with Th' DazzleMan?
Nottaberry
Effin Pavano.
Ruh Roh.
So much for utilizing the free preview of MLB.tv.
Pavano is a turd.
I'm glad he's signed for $8.5 million next year.
le sigh.
Send in the clowns.
Remember when the Twins were winning a bunch of games because the starting pitching didn't suck?
I think the Twins have been watching the Mariners
Well, this blows. Any impending perfect games to watch??
I'm beginning to no longer care about the 2011 Twins.
Just wait until that deadline deal for a reliever goes down...
(I think it might be time to sell.)
The last time I saw a team suck this badly was the 2011 Timberwolves.
kind of a waste; he was in scoring position at first already
Great move in general. Pavano can't get any outs, so hand one to him.
I sat down just in time to see Mitch freaking Moreland hit a ball 700 feet.
So you missed Yorvit Torrealba jerk one out.
Ohhhhhhhhhhh jeez.
I thought home runs were supposed to be rally killers.
It was 3-2 when we left the restaurant to walk home. I get back and it's 3-7. I'm not gonna bother with the rest of the game.
Yeah, I'm thinking about kicking back with a beer and a good book.
Next commercial break I'm going to get Catherine installing on my PS3. If this gets anymore out of hand, I'm just going to play that for the rest of the evening.
That is some sexy plate discipline.
Oh yeah!
Valencia is unassailable with the bases loaded!
Woot! One!00001001001!!
I'd say this is a great rally, but Pavano's going to be back to pitch as soon as it's over.
Crap, now I don't know what to do.
hold on to your hat?
Yeah, just when I thought I was out...
I'm expecting _elm_n to hit into a triple play here.
A fair expectation.
A strikeout also sucks. Does it make me a jerk to say that he's my least favorite Twin of the entire time I've been alive?
Did you not get to know Nick Punto?
To be fair, Punto was at least a good fielder.
When designating your most ever hated player when does fairness get involved?
But, rollerskates.
or He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?
Maybe him, but I'm relying on you old guys for that info.
Tommy Herr. That is all.
yep, second guy to come to mind.
I'm in favor, though I'm starting to feel similarly (down to the whole "terrible trade" thing) about Matt Capps.
In fairness, I don't think Capps has eaten away at the soul of the team quite like Mr. Herr.
Me too
You know, they're making it very easy to make up my mind again.
I am shocked to see _elm_n strike out there.
crap, how many times do we have to have non-force outs at home?!
I predict every out the Twins make for the remainder of the game will be one of those.
No more than 3 an inning.
The following hitters, while much better than Spooky at hitting the baseball, are not batters I'd like to see batting in a situation like this.
I was a very good fielder. I would have mentioned that straight away if I'd known you were going to run with this...
I remember as much from your BKAC. I was pretty bad at both, so I'm just messing with you.
Oh, I know. I'd have been disappointed if you hadn't.
why is anyone bothering to run home on infield bouncers this game (and again, smalley thinks it was a good play)?
Sometimes you have to make outs on the basepaths up to three or four times in one game to keep the opposing fielders on their toes.
Twins baseball!
Hoo-hah, there!
Woot. Twins baseball.
Butter ball.
Nothing separates the TRUE long term die hard fans from the not so die hard fans like a good full discussion on your most ever hated player.
most hated HOME TEAM player
There are a whole lot of players we hate worse that are on other teams.
That one's a worthwhile discussion, too - just one for another night.
The answer to both is AJ Pierzynski.
I never really hated A.J. while he was with the team. Even now I don't hate him in the same way I'd hate a Sabathia or Buehrle.
Dido. Torii > A.J., for that matter
Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.
Ozzie says it best - "the more you get to know AJ, the less you hate him."
Hey, I think Bert just circled Matt Capps.
Congratulations on getting married, Mr. Capps. I hope you throw your back out boning your new wife and are placed on the 60 day DL.
I can get behind that.
Who do you think you are, Kelly Wells?
Wouldn't Ms. Wells say the opposite?
Not if she's starring in Capps Gets Pegged.
Oh, God... My brain...
I'm hurting all over (but, yes, laughing).
massive circle
Not a good bunt, but still better than a Punto bunt.
Classic.
Classic.
Classic.
vintage classic.
hmmm bunt city
Nottaberry questions the need to bunt there. Thanks for voicing that.
It just means he'll never catch on.
Dick seemed excited.
another reason to mute the TV and listen to the radio guys
Doodles!
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDEEEEEE counts.
[Alex Burnett Show.jpg]
too bored to dig it up
You're too bored to do something? You're in a downward spiral here, Rhubarb.
my email isn't working. still haven't gotten the trivia answer confirmation yet
I am starting to think pitching (non-Baker division) is a problem on this team.
we need a good NL starter that can also hit right handed
is Bob Forsch available?
Micah Owings still occasionally starts...
I'm surprised he wasn't converted into an outfielder.
Yeah, it's not like he's any great shakes as a pitcher. I thought he'd end up hitting too. It appears his numbers as a hitter are way down this year...maybe he's losing his instincts there.
Jimenez has a career OPS of .284, I was so hoping it was a bit more Buterian.
Alex Burnett, the 1-2-3 Kid.
plouffe! plouffe!d that one (i'm all for a similar usage as "smurf" with "plouffe!)
I guess I'd probably pinch hit Mauer here for Butera.
Dammit! If only we had three catchers, this wouldn't be a problem.
If only we had three catchers a smart manager, this wouldn't be a problem.
FTFY
I think I would have done that all game long.
UNO for Young! So, it runs in the family.
I'll slap you for DPW
That'll do, pig.
Yeehaw! Now let's win this thing and go home back to the hotel.
"A scoreless 7th for Matt Capps."
Weird.
Even after yesterday, it's the strangest thing that's happened all series long.
Still not as weird as that time Lexi homered in back-to-back games, tho.
No, definitely not.
The Twins are going to score a run in this inning.
"Does this enormous hat have a slimming effect on me?"
LOL
Slimmer?...no.
Sexier?...still no.
This is our inning, boys. Let's score 11.
That was disappointing.
Maybe we'll see Mauer next inning...and Thome...is he available?
sorry, Thome's married
Bummer. I was hoping he had a summer home in New York.
crapatoa
East of Java?
far south of Java
Cuddyer's "on point," Robbie? I assume that doesn't include his atrocious AB in the 8th.
Maybe not, but he is two for four today with a double. Pavano? He's not on point at all.
Matt Capps is still pitching?
I can't prove it - but I am pretty sure there is something Crapps did wrong that caused that hit to be a knuckleball.
I guess two scoreless innings was (way) too much to ask for from Capps.
I'd like to get 2 scoreless outs......2 scoreless plate appearances???
"Hey, hey, hey, goodbye?" Good Lord, I hate Texans, meat excepted.
Im pretty sure I saw them doing the wave after the 7th inn stretch too.
When they came back from commercial, I heard The Chicken Dance. The Chicken Dance has all but disappeared from weddings at this point.
Im not sure how to embed the video so here is your link -
You were close. Paste the link like you did, but change the http to be httpv. It will then auto-embed.
Did Bert get something in his contract that stated "while I am away from the broadcast booth for Hall of Fame duties - you are required to find a replacement so ignorant and irritating that it causes fans to actually miss my talent."?
Shades of Punto on that bunt.
"double sword edge" Dazz?
LOL. That sounds like a pretty useless thing.
I'm impressed he got that close, actually.
I'm cutting him slack. He was hurrying along to make a point, and I don't think he wanted to lose his way.
Bunting: always the answer.
Perkins is spectacular.
Glen Perkins: bailing out Matt Capps from a laughable ERA since 2011.
When the season began, I really did not expect to appreciate Perkins as much as I do now.
always liked Perkins more than Dennys
The Tremendous Twelve was pretty good back in the day.
I can't wait for an Ihop to come up through the minors, though
Mauer Perkins with Power More Pancakes!
Perkins saves holds.
I am so pumped up for Plouffe! to hit a game winning walk off dinger. I guess a game tying HR would also be acceptable.
Thome would also work.
I see I picked a good night for my brother to come visit us.
The way _elm_n shakes his bat and his knees at the plate just screams confidence and competence to me and I am completely shocked every time he strikes out on a pitch in the dirt or pops up to shallow left field.
Is Thome close to some sort of milestone?
JIMMERS!
The Minnesota Twins are going to win this baseball game!
Sweet sweetness!
I love Jim Thome.
Nishioka against Feliz? Brutal.
How do you like your crow prepared, sir?
I don't care, I will gladly eat it.
we're due for another non-forceout at home again
C'mon, pitch around Nishi to get to (Butters).
Question: Should the Twins have pinch ran Repko for Delmon and had Nishi bunt?
NO NEED!!!!!!!!!!!
If I was more awesome I would sign up for a Dick Bremer alternate account and reply with "YES!"
TWINS BASEBALL!
TWINS BASEBALL!!!
Oh, I love the Texas defense
NISHI!
twins baseball!
This would be a great time for Mauer's first dinger on the season. Come on dingers!
Balk!
BALK!!! COME ON, UMP!
Joey Joe Jo!!!
boo hoo hoo
Doubles for everyone!
w 0 0 t !
Mauer validates me naming my son after him!
Er, um, okay...
I am grasping for straws at this point. Ms Buffalo is starting to think it was a bad idea.
What's in a name, anyway?
A middle one at that.
Jesus Getman?
Pussy Galore Getman.
Oh, hell, that's it right there.
With the Calf I suggested the first name Gideon. She hated it so much she granted me Mauer as a middle name. I joke that I am going to suggest Jesus as a name in the event of another calf so I can have Radke as a middle name this time. I haven't let Ms Buffalo in on the joke yet.
I love you Joe.
pussy singles doubles hitter...
HEY!!!
Mauer is just really good at this game.
Pussy doubles hitter.
Good evening everybody!
It's starting to be.
Certainly better than it was 5 minutes ago!
Looks like they're pitching around Revere to get to Casilla. Not a bad move, IMO.
what's all the Ranger angst? I don't think the Twins are allowed to score double digits, are they?
First to 10 wins!
They are at the dreaded nine...
more runs pls.
I go outside to do fireworks and come back in to see..........
Go back, go back!
Im leaving now......
Hurry!
Progress a FORCE out at the plate.
i was waiting for smalley to explain why that was a good job by casilla.
Perfect time for my PC to blue screen.
NOT ENOUGH RUNS
That'll have to do, I guess.
How did Hamilton do that?
/obligatory/
Nathan in for the maximum-difficulty save.
BS. No way a relative of elm'n can move that fast.
I think this game just surpassed the length of yesterday's
Good turn, just couldn't quite come up with it.
Moreland terrifies me here.
I'm fine with Cruz hitting hit there. I just wish it would have been harder.
Oh man, he got Inge'd.
DFA'd?
(burn.)
Ugh. If the catcher catches it, it should not be a HPB
The jersey HBP is just about the dumbest thing in baseball.
Thus the Inge jersey HBP is one of my favorite calls by an umpire, ever.
Dido, though I suppose it's obvious.
Wear a jersey that fits, Cruz.
Nice!
MLBN: I don't want to see highlights of the Royals-Red Sox game, again, when there's an active, really close game occurring.
That change up from Nathan was awesome.
Opening the Murphy AB? Yeah, a thing of beauty.
He froze him. It was really impressive. LEN III also mentioned that Nathan's slider has looked the best it has since he came back tonight.
PUPPIES!
Puppies!
HECK YES!
good game guys! and good night.
Way to bear down, Joe.
Despite the two base runners, I thought Nathan looked superb in that outing.
I agree. He wanted to send you off on your move in a winning fashion.
🙂
I had such a good time, I might just come back tomorrow. We'll see how things work out. 🙂
I will be here at 9pm central time, regardless of the score.
Holy awesome.
Geoff, you can come back now.
After the season ends. You never know, right?
How many runs would Matt Capps have given up to that 9th inning lineup?
One Jillion.
At least six.
After seeing my answer, do you care to revise your answer?
OOOOOOH, Greek vs. Sean in a mathdown!
I'd just like to point out that despite not being an actual number, my answer is clearly right.
I posited [6, ∞) while you said { a jillion }. Clearly, { a jillion } ⊂ [6, ∞).
Yeah, but if a jillion is the correct answer, then it's a better answer than >= 6.
That requires six more years of math to refine the answer.
At least 6!
That game took 10 minutes longer than last night's.
Both teams essentially stopped playing in the 5th or 6th inning last night...those late innings must have been quick.
Better late than never...
Puppies!
Awww...
We need to add this one to the repository.
i think homeboy's holding out and has a few that he needs to add.
This is the MLB.tv free game tonight. Hopefully it won't be blacked out; last time it wasn't. Don't know why it wasn't blacked out, but I got to see it. Then again, after yesterday I may not want to.
Not a compliment I presume.
I'd like the Twins to sell about 40% of the starting rotation, more than half the bullpen, and Delmon. Can we send it all to Florida for Hanley Ramirez?
Having said that, I do want them to keep the rest of the season interesting.
define interesting
Cuddy plays all nine positions, but in proper numeric order.
Winning at least half of their remaining baseball games.
boo ranger's broadcast
Yeah, they aren't one of the better ones.
I bet they're one of the bigger ones, though.
They are one of the more expensive ones.
who's the clown in the booth with dicky? is it smalley? he's pretty wretched. according to him, nishioka did a great job grounding weakly to 1st, and _elmon did a great job getting tagged out at home.
enjoy Twins baseball The Rhubarb_Runner Way! mute MLB TV; power up MLB radio. It's not perfect, but it's not Rangers' broadcasters
This may or may not be the last game I get to watch with all of you for a while since I'll be moving soon. I may be around tomorrow, but we'll see.
Anyway, it's got to be better than last night!
Dammit. Well, at least we made C.J. work a little bit that inning.
Scoreless inning!
plouffe!
Plouffe!
Delmon could have been safe if he'd...stayed at third.
Butters!
Butters comes through in the clutch.
Butera is 4-for-4 against Wilson?!
no wonder Mauer is sitting
Even a blind squirrel...
I hate Twins Baseball; can we have a HR, please?
I love Cuddles against lefties
Especially since he's batting cleanup, right? I mean, who would put a left-handed hitter who has struggled against lefties in the cleanup spot?
I'd like some payback for yesterday here tonight, although with Pavs pitching...
Butters! Plouffe! 2011 Twins baseball!
evening, all. Famished Pete and i'd like to watch longer than the 4th, so this is a good start.
geez, if Ben had any kind of arm he'd have had an out at second
Guh. Three runs is not going to be enough.
I'm hoping for 21.
may not be enough
Should be enough as long as we've got Cuddyer on the mound!
Nope, sorry, he's unavailable - he pitched yesterday.
Boo-vano.
Nishi, please walk up to the mound and cuff Pavano in the back of the head, please. He's stuck.
Doubles for everybody!
My word Casilla. Why do we suck so bad at rundowns?
holy crap, Casilla waited WAY too long to throw that home
That's cuttin' it a bit close, ain't it, Casilla?
I was going to give it to them, but Butters definitely pulled 'Lexi's fat out of the fire.
I know Butters likes to try to pick off runners...A LOT. Has he ever been successful? I've never seen it
Yeah, he must have been successful in AAA or earlier, because he can't fight that instinct.
Which is funny because I would think the Twin's have many in their organization that offer very strong proof that what works in AAA doesn't always work in the show.
Dazzle seemed to think he'd have had Davis if someone had covered, but then again he never had a chance to throw the ball into CF, neither
Alright, I loaded MLB.tv just in time for a _elm_n UNO!
isn't it sweet being able to watch games on the big scr-- oh, right. nevermind.
Damn you!
I got yer back, 'Toy.
Damn you!
Its strange how our curses never make them feel bad.
Yes.
/has a 360
The three hitters due up this inning have combined for 20 extra base hits in 509 at bats this year.
I'm gonna have nightmares of Butera showing "bunt for hit" like he did....
Those losers...that's only about 16 more than I had across every level in my life.
By this measure, Limp Bizkit is good at music.
That just made me a little nauseous.
As was intended, I assure you.
I believe that makes that measure a worse tool than pitcher wins.
Quite a bit worse, I'd wager.
Time to bust out the Yankees game on the other monitor.
I never miss a perfect game, but the Cheeseburger? The Yankees? Against a team that's already lost 16 in a row? It wouldn't exactly be a feel-good affair.
That creep can hurl.
Hey, this is the first time I've had the opportunity to do this since I got MLB.tv. Besides, I willed the Mariners to a hit.
Wait, if you got MLB.tv, why won't you be able to watch any more games with us?
I won't have internet!
Won't have internet? Where are you moving, back in time?
At the earliest, I'll have it on the 3rd. Worst case is probably the 13th or so, but by then I might not care that much anyway. I could watch on my phone, I suppose...
I found the back in time scenario more interesting.
Yeah, I was really hoping I'd nailed it there. I figured, he's a math guy, so if anyone at the WGOM would know how...
Actually, if I traveled back about 5-10 years, I probably would have had a much easier time getting a job.
I applied there, but didn't get the job.
Welcome..... to the fuuuTUUURRE!
Heh. That's an appropriately depressing Gillian Welch tune that I listened to not five minutes ago.
Thanks for the link, cow. I've never understood what it is about Ms. Welch that I love so much, since it's not a style I get into, but she transcends all my biases.
Perfect game over after 6.1.
I wasn't watching it, but that does still bring a smile to my face.
Heh. Of course, since it just showed up on my radar because they were delayed. I look forward to hearing that he would have finished the perfecto if there hadn't been a 30-minute delay.
Yep. That was pretty much the first thing that came out of the Yankee's announcer's mouth after the hit.
Michael Kay, I assume. He's a shameless homer.
He might be worse than Hawk, even. Its a close one, though.
I wouldn't say he's a worse announcer or maybe even close, but his homerism is definitely just as high.
Seeing as how both are completely un-listenable (in my most humble of opinions) regardless of homerism, I'd say its close. Michael Kay is the worst kind of announcer, a Yankee's announcer who also sucks at it.
Meh, I get the feeling I wouldn't notice him if he wasn't cheering for the Yankees. But, because he is, I tire of him very quickly.
Hawk, on the other hand, would be hideous regardless of team affiliation. He spends entire games talking about nothing but the umps having a vendetta against his team. I seriously don't understand how such behavior doesn't get a guy fired.
To settle this debate, I'll say that at least Kay is a New York native, whereas Hawk has no ties to the White Sox other than his paycheck.
I take Hawk over Kay any day and twice on Sundays.
What?! I might have to do some painful field research. It's been a while since I braved a Yankee broadcast, but I'd take death over Hawk.
I can't imagine anything being worse than Hawk--even Hitler...or castration.
Pavano pavanoing tonight
Who's the squakker in the booth with Th' DazzleMan?
Nottaberry
Effin Pavano.
Ruh Roh.
So much for utilizing the free preview of MLB.tv.
Pavano is a turd.
I'm glad he's signed for $8.5 million next year.
le sigh.
Send in the clowns.
Remember when the Twins were winning a bunch of games because the starting pitching didn't suck?
I think the Twins have been watching the Mariners
Well, this blows. Any impending perfect games to watch??
I'm beginning to no longer care about the 2011 Twins.
Just wait until that deadline deal for a reliever goes down...
(I think it might be time to sell.)
The last time I saw a team suck this badly was the 2011 Timberwolves.
kind of a waste; he was in scoring position at first already
Great move in general. Pavano can't get any outs, so hand one to him.
I sat down just in time to see Mitch freaking Moreland hit a ball 700 feet.
So you missed Yorvit Torrealba jerk one out.
Ohhhhhhhhhhh jeez.
I thought home runs were supposed to be rally killers.
It was 3-2 when we left the restaurant to walk home. I get back and it's 3-7. I'm not gonna bother with the rest of the game.
Yeah, I'm thinking about kicking back with a beer and a good book.
Next commercial break I'm going to get Catherine installing on my PS3. If this gets anymore out of hand, I'm just going to play that for the rest of the evening.
That is some sexy plate discipline.
Oh yeah!
Valencia is unassailable with the bases loaded!
Woot! One!00001001001!!
I'd say this is a great rally, but Pavano's going to be back to pitch as soon as it's over.
Crap, now I don't know what to do.
hold on to your hat?
Yeah, just when I thought I was out...
I'm expecting _elm_n to hit into a triple play here.
A fair expectation.
A strikeout also sucks. Does it make me a jerk to say that he's my least favorite Twin of the entire time I've been alive?
Did you not get to know Nick Punto?
To be fair, Punto was at least a good fielder.
When designating your most ever hated player when does fairness get involved?
But, rollerskates.
or He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?
Maybe him, but I'm relying on you old guys for that info.
Tommy Herr. That is all.
yep, second guy to come to mind.
I'm in favor, though I'm starting to feel similarly (down to the whole "terrible trade" thing) about Matt Capps.
In fairness, I don't think Capps has eaten away at the soul of the team quite like Mr. Herr.
Me too
You know, they're making it very easy to make up my mind again.
I am shocked to see _elm_n strike out there.
crap, how many times do we have to have non-force outs at home?!
I predict every out the Twins make for the remainder of the game will be one of those.
No more than 3 an inning.
The following hitters, while much better than Spooky at hitting the baseball, are not batters I'd like to see batting in a situation like this.
I was a very good fielder. I would have mentioned that straight away if I'd known you were going to run with this...
I remember as much from your BKAC. I was pretty bad at both, so I'm just messing with you.
Oh, I know. I'd have been disappointed if you hadn't.
why is anyone bothering to run home on infield bouncers this game (and again, smalley thinks it was a good play)?
Sometimes you have to make outs on the basepaths up to three or four times in one game to keep the opposing fielders on their toes.
Twins baseball!
Hoo-hah, there!
Woot. Twins baseball.
Butter ball.
Nothing separates the TRUE long term die hard fans from the not so die hard fans like a good full discussion on your most ever hated player.
most hated HOME TEAM player
There are a whole lot of players we hate worse that are on other teams.
That one's a worthwhile discussion, too - just one for another night.
The answer to both is AJ Pierzynski.
I never really hated A.J. while he was with the team. Even now I don't hate him in the same way I'd hate a Sabathia or Buehrle.
Dido. Torii > A.J., for that matter
Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.
Ozzie says it best - "the more you get to know AJ, the less you hate him."
Hey, I think Bert just circled Matt Capps.
Congratulations on getting married, Mr. Capps. I hope you throw your back out boning your new wife and are placed on the 60 day DL.
I can get behind that.
Who do you think you are, Kelly Wells?
Wouldn't Ms. Wells say the opposite?
Not if she's starring in Capps Gets Pegged.
Oh, God... My brain...
I'm hurting all over (but, yes, laughing).
massive circle
Not a good bunt, but still better than a Punto bunt.
Classic.
Classic.
Classic.
vintageclassic.hmmm bunt city
Nottaberry questions the need to bunt there. Thanks for voicing that.
It just means he'll never catch on.
Dick seemed excited.
another reason to mute the TV and listen to the radio guys
Doodles!
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDEEEEEE counts.
[Alex Burnett Show.jpg]
too bored to dig it up
You're too bored to do something? You're in a downward spiral here, Rhubarb.
my email isn't working. still haven't gotten the trivia answer confirmation yet
I am starting to think pitching (non-Baker division) is a problem on this team.
we need a good NL starter that can also hit right handed
is Bob Forsch available?
Micah Owings still occasionally starts...
I'm surprised he wasn't converted into an outfielder.
Yeah, it's not like he's any great shakes as a pitcher. I thought he'd end up hitting too. It appears his numbers as a hitter are way down this year...maybe he's losing his instincts there.
Jimenez has a career OPS of .284, I was so hoping it was a bit more Buterian.
Alex Burnett, the 1-2-3 Kid.
plouffe! plouffe!d that one (i'm all for a similar usage as "smurf" with "plouffe!)
I guess I'd probably pinch hit Mauer here for Butera.
Dammit! If only we had three catchers, this wouldn't be a problem.
If only we had
three catchersa smart manager, this wouldn't be a problem.FTFY
I think I would have done that all game long.
UNO for Young! So, it runs in the family.
I'll slap you for DPW
That'll do, pig.
Yeehaw! Now let's win this thing and go
homeback to the hotel."A scoreless 7th for Matt Capps."
Weird.
Even after yesterday, it's the strangest thing that's happened all series long.
Still not as weird as that time Lexi homered in back-to-back games, tho.
No, definitely not.
The Twins are going to score a run in this inning.
"Does this enormous hat have a slimming effect on me?"
LOL
Slimmer?...no.
Sexier?...still no.
This is our inning, boys. Let's score 11.
That was disappointing.
Maybe we'll see Mauer next inning...and Thome...is he available?
sorry, Thome's married
Bummer. I was hoping he had a summer home in New York.
crapatoa
East of Java?
far south of Java
Cuddyer's "on point," Robbie? I assume that doesn't include his atrocious AB in the 8th.
Maybe not, but he is two for four today with a double. Pavano? He's not on point at all.
Matt Capps is still pitching?
I can't prove it - but I am pretty sure there is something Crapps did wrong that caused that hit to be a knuckleball.
I guess two scoreless innings was (way) too much to ask for from Capps.
I'd like to get 2 scoreless outs......2 scoreless plate appearances???
"Hey, hey, hey, goodbye?" Good Lord, I hate Texans, meat excepted.
Im pretty sure I saw them doing the wave after the 7th inn stretch too.
When they came back from commercial, I heard The Chicken Dance. The Chicken Dance has all but disappeared from weddings at this point.
Im not sure how to embed the video so here is your link -
You were close. Paste the link like you did, but change the http to be httpv. It will then auto-embed.
Did Bert get something in his contract that stated "while I am away from the broadcast booth for Hall of Fame duties - you are required to find a replacement so ignorant and irritating that it causes fans to actually miss my talent."?
Shades of Punto on that bunt.
"double sword edge" Dazz?
LOL. That sounds like a pretty useless thing.
I'm impressed he got that close, actually.
I'm cutting him slack. He was hurrying along to make a point, and I don't think he wanted to lose his way.
Bunting: always the answer.
Perkins is spectacular.
Glen Perkins: bailing out Matt Capps from a laughable ERA since 2011.
When the season began, I really did not expect to appreciate Perkins as much as I do now.
always liked Perkins more than Dennys
The Tremendous Twelve was pretty good back in the day.
I can't wait for an Ihop to come up through the minors, though
MauerPerkins withPowerMore Pancakes!Perkins
savesholds.I am so pumped up for Plouffe! to hit a game winning walk off dinger. I guess a game tying HR would also be acceptable.
Thome would also work.
I see I picked a good night for my brother to come visit us.
The way _elm_n shakes his bat and his knees at the plate just screams confidence and competence to me and I am completely shocked every time he strikes out on a pitch in the dirt or pops up to shallow left field.
Is Thome close to some sort of milestone?
JIMMERS!
The Minnesota Twins are going to win this baseball game!
Sweet sweetness!
I love Jim Thome.
Nishioka against Feliz? Brutal.
How do you like your crow prepared, sir?
I don't care, I will gladly eat it.
we're due for another non-forceout at home again
C'mon, pitch around Nishi to get to (Butters).
Question: Should the Twins have pinch ran Repko for Delmon and had Nishi bunt?
NO NEED!!!!!!!!!!!
If I was more awesome I would sign up for a Dick Bremer alternate account and reply with "YES!"
TWINS BASEBALL!
TWINS BASEBALL!!!
Oh, I love the Texas defense
NISHI!
twins baseball!
This would be a great time for Mauer's first dinger on the season. Come on dingers!
Balk!
BALK!!! COME ON, UMP!
Joey Joe Jo!!!
boo hoo hoo
Doubles for everyone!
w 0 0 t !
Mauer validates me naming my son after him!
Er, um, okay...
I am grasping for straws at this point. Ms Buffalo is starting to think it was a bad idea.
What's in a name, anyway?
A middle one at that.
Jesus Getman?
Pussy Galore Getman.
Oh, hell, that's it right there.
With the Calf I suggested the first name Gideon. She hated it so much she granted me Mauer as a middle name. I joke that I am going to suggest Jesus as a name in the event of another calf so I can have Radke as a middle name this time. I haven't let Ms Buffalo in on the joke yet.
I love you Joe.
pussy
singlesdoubles hitter...HEY!!!
Mauer is just really good at this game.
Pussy doubles hitter.
Good evening everybody!
It's starting to be.
Certainly better than it was 5 minutes ago!
Looks like they're pitching around Revere to get to Casilla. Not a bad move, IMO.
what's all the Ranger angst? I don't think the Twins are allowed to score double digits, are they?
First to 10 wins!
They are at the dreaded nine...
more runs pls.
I go outside to do fireworks and come back in to see..........
Go back, go back!
Im leaving now......
Hurry!
Progress a FORCE out at the plate.
i was waiting for smalley to explain why that was a good job by casilla.
Perfect time for my PC to blue screen.
NOT ENOUGH RUNS
That'll have to do, I guess.
How did Hamilton do that?
/obligatory/
Nathan in for the maximum-difficulty save.
BS. No way a relative of elm'n can move that fast.
I think this game just surpassed the length of yesterday's
Good turn, just couldn't quite come up with it.
Moreland terrifies me here.
I'm fine with Cruz hitting hit there. I just wish it would have been harder.
Oh man, he got Inge'd.
DFA'd?
(burn.)
Ugh. If the catcher catches it, it should not be a HPB
The jersey HBP is just about the dumbest thing in baseball.
Thus the Inge jersey HBP is one of my favorite calls by an umpire, ever.
Dido, though I suppose it's obvious.
Wear a jersey that fits, Cruz.
Nice!
MLBN: I don't want to see highlights of the Royals-Red Sox game, again, when there's an active, really close game occurring.
That change up from Nathan was awesome.
Opening the Murphy AB? Yeah, a thing of beauty.
He froze him. It was really impressive. LEN III also mentioned that Nathan's slider has looked the best it has since he came back tonight.
PUPPIES!
Puppies!
HECK YES!
good game guys! and good night.
Way to bear down, Joe.
Despite the two base runners, I thought Nathan looked superb in that outing.
I agree. He wanted to send you off on your move in a winning fashion.
🙂
I had such a good time, I might just come back tomorrow. We'll see how things work out. 🙂
I will be here at 9pm central time, regardless of the score.
Holy awesome.
Geoff, you can come back now.
After the season ends. You never know, right?
How many runs would Matt Capps have given up to that 9th inning lineup?
One Jillion.
At least six.
After seeing my answer, do you care to revise your answer?
OOOOOOH, Greek vs. Sean in a mathdown!
I'd just like to point out that despite not being an actual number, my answer is clearly right.
I posited [6, ∞) while you said { a jillion }. Clearly, { a jillion } ⊂ [6, ∞).
Yeah, but if a jillion is the correct answer, then it's a better answer than >= 6.
That requires six more years of math to refine the answer.
At least 6!
That game took 10 minutes longer than last night's.
Both teams essentially stopped playing in the 5th or 6th inning last night...those late innings must have been quick.
Better late than never...
Puppies!
Awww...
We need to add this one to the repository.
i think homeboy's holding out and has a few that he needs to add.
(and, yeah, that's pretty sweet)