12:05 start.
Diamond Scott versus the Other Al J. Burnett. The Race to the Bottom continues in earnest.
In the all-important Wild Card Race, Boston hosts Bal'more for a day-night double header. The O's offer up Jeremy "Jeremy" Guthrie vs. some dude named Kyle Weiland in the day game, and Brian "the 'tusz" Matusz vs. John Lackey in the nightcap. The Rays have the day off, but trail Boston by only two games after taking three of four in Boston.
Unfortunately for the Rays, they have seven games remaining against the Yanquis and three against Toronto, whereas the Sawks have seven against the O's and three at the Bandbronx to finish.
Over in the N.L., the Giants have won eight straight to close within 4 of the Wild Card leader, Atlanta, and 5 of NL West-leading Arizona. Three of SF's last nine are at Arizona, so they still have a shot. But the Snakes finish the season on a home stand with three vs. Pittsburgh starting on Monday, followed by an off day, then the three-game set with SF and finishing with a three-game series against the Dodgers. The Giants' odds are long. coolstandings.com pegs their playoff odds at just over 5 pct.
You missed the most important part! The All-Time Greatest Closer could pass the Pretend All-Time Greatest Closer with a win that isn't too dominating.
What could be more dramatic than Rivera striking out Trevor Plouffe with the bases empty to end a three-run game?
striking out whoever our catcher is today with the same situation?
Gameday says Rene Rivera. That'll be a tall order.
I'm starting to think that there won't be the opportunity.
I'll be at the Wednesday game at Chase Field. It no longer can be a clincher, but it can't be after they've clinched, which is all I really wanted. Should be an exciting time...I haven't been to a game in that atmosphere since Torii flopped out in center. Every game since has been early-to-middle season.
Ha, out(s)!
I'm not watching, but I see that Revere has two singles to shortstop. 😛
Looking like no save today. 5-0 Yanks.
PARMELEE BOMB!
Bert just said we don't often see Cuddyer chase pitches outside and in the dirt. Cripes, did Cuddyer buy everyone associated with the Twins a diamond car?
No, but Cuddy is very much an illusionist.
Other than Carlos Gomez, he might be more in love with that pitch than any batter in recent Twins history. Bert does watch these games, right?
There's always been Cuddy-love, but this year it's gotten way out of hand.
I think Torii loved them more. Cuddyer was a close second (third?) to him though.
Ah, I had somehow forgotten about Torii's appetite for them. Okay. Third, then.
Two words: Jacque. Jones.
Cuddyer is better than most at making contact on those pitches. Of course, that leads to a lot of double plays.
That was pretty close to a dongeree-doo for Hughes.
tie me kangaroo down, sport
Fair ball for Jeter, foul ball for Mauer.
It's the difference between a leader and a pussy (is that joke getting retired soon?)
Assuming I'm the one who gets to retire jokes, yes, it's next.
Thank Mauer
Agreed, I felt dirty even making that last crack, and regretted it immediately.
Cuddy Go Boom!
Heh.
The fretting over Burnett not being able to pitch to "this isn't even a Major League lineup", is enough for me to watch this game and listen to the Yankees feed.
there are Major League lineups outside of NYC and Boston????
I'm rather liking this Parmelee person.
Gameday is dead to me. what is going on?
Building up to the inevitable #602.
Ahh. So Burnett is in on the fix?
Took one for a true Yankee.
Cory Wade? Boone Logan? These are not real Yankee names, are they? Did we somehow get teleported back to 1990?
SEND HIM!!! /catching up
awesome. Who-he walks too, so they bring in Neck Fat. What can possibly go wrong?
I'd love for Mariano Rivera to break the saves record
The Twins have scored at least three runs in four straight games. They haven't done that since Aug. 30 - Sept.3. They haven't gone more than four straight since an 11-game streak ended the second game after the AS break.
It's funny how arguably the two most dominant closers in MLB history have two of the most famous World Series blown saves.
Byung-Hyun Kim?
Calvin Schiraldi?
Parmelee breaks his bat on a cutter. Welcome to New York, Chris.
And the ump had him rung up before the ball left MoRo's hand.
Yeah, but it was a strike. Not a Mo strike.
Gordo *almost* ready to crown Rivera as the greatest Yankee.
Who was the guy in the booth with Gordo today? Are the Twins so bad that they can't even get their broadcasters to come to the games now?
AAA guy.
Don't they usually do games by themselves? How rough would it be to go from being the play-by-play and the color guy to sitting in a booth with Gordo and trying to call to the game?
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWLBljvEG-M
Did Dazzle go on the DL now, too? Or is it just that the Rochester announcer will be more familiar with the guys the Twins are using right now?
Heh, that's good clean snark right there.
mebbe Mandalero should get a September callup to the STRIB?
And risk being infected?
None of the players need to finish out the season; why should the broadcasters?
Best. Pitcher. Evah.
Of course Rivera gets his record save against the Twins. Against this lineup, it should only count as half a save.
Rivera is padding his minor-league stats against this team.
The way Burnett started, I was thinking about 21 Ks. The way he finished, I will never take anything away from Eric Milton's no-no.
Well, the way this game started, I'm happy they at least forced the Yankees to use Rivera. One step closer to No. 2!!!!11!!!