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From tWWL, here are some numbers from our buddy, PJ.
Two things. First, hey espn, get a picture of the guy in the Twins cap, will you? Secondly, more sliders please.
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From tWWL, here are some numbers from our buddy, PJ.
Two things. First, hey espn, get a picture of the guy in the Twins cap, will you? Secondly, more sliders please.
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I'm blocked out of all non-Hawk feeds. I'll keep people posted on the madness.
I gotta be honest, I get a kick out of Hawk Harrelson. The random drivel that comes out of his mouth makes me laugh or do a double take.
Be, if I had to listen to him every game because he is my hometown announcer, I would go mad.
A funny point to mention is that every time the Sox game is on WCIU(independent, over-the-air station) they make him use Ken instead of Hawk.
I never know why. I just find this funny.
Listening to Southside squawkers also - you're right, kind of a slurry of monotone ramble.
Dick sounds sad about no more Ozzie in Chicago.
That is quite the black eye Konerko has.
I guess the Sox were giving the first 15k fans a Paul Konerko Black Eye sticker/patch
The first 50 Twins fans to walk through the gates also get black eyes.
Dicks says Dunn's 2011 was one of the worst seasons in MLB history. Now, it was really bad overall, but in terms of offense, it trails Punto's memorable 2007.
Drew Butera 2011 was probably worse
For offense, he tied. Being a catcher keeps the overall value from being really terrible.
is that because he's a catcher or because he's a good defensive catcher? If he was Matt LeCroy behind the plate, would it matter?
Because he was a catcher. DRS rated him as slightly below average, -3 runs.
b-r says Dunn was -26 Rbat, -3 Rbaser, -1 Rdp, for -30 offensive RAA. Punto's worst offensive was -32 Rbat, -0 Rbaser, +2 Rdp, for -30 offensive RAA in 2007. Looks like its a wash.
divide by salary and multiply by expectations and see how they compare now
yea, but the grittiness factor!
Dunn's season was funny, Punto's wasn't. Obviously Punto's was worse.
+1
Doooooooooom
Cole Devries looks like he should be a citizen of the WGOM not a member of the Twins.
no kidding.
DeVries looks a lot like the way I used to picture Carl, the smartest pitcher in baseball.
Not a good day for Konerko at first.
Or the rest of the White Sox defense.
A black eye to the position.
I have no idea what you guys are talking about. Zero errors in this game, so obviously the defense has been stellar.
merry go round!
wasted stolen base, because the Walking P*ssy was at the plate.
if this game blows out any more, I have The Big Lebowski from the library waiting to come in from the 'pen
he still stinks because he doesnt hit HRs.
I saw a commercial for Leinenkugel Summer Shandy. At the golf course I work at, the clubhouse cant keep that stuff in stock.
I can't keep it in stock either. But for different reasons.
the other 2 guys I work with have tried it and dont understand the appeal of the brew.
and it doesn't even have a button to push to make the pour smoother.
the bottle doesnt turn purple to tell you that its cold enough to drink
making fish tacos (not a euphemism), carnitas nachos, guacamole, and i just cracked open a "cheap" barleywine. hopefully the first three will be half as amazing as the last one.
damn you. Damn you to hell.
What kind of fish? How prepared? And did you make the guacamole and the carnitas?
This LTE is inadequate. Go back and revise!!!
haha, tilapia (i'm not a fish-savvy, so hopefully this i won't screw this up), yes, no.
pan-fry, breaded or no?
tilapia is a perfectly pleasant, mild non-oily fish. Should be/have been tasty in tacos. Shredded cabbage or lettuce?
Damn, I am getting hungry. Must be time to go home.
talipias (pan fry) is what I use in fish tacos. Good choice.
Mahi-mahi my favorite pescal actor in that play. Red cabbage sliced thinly, and Power Dressing (Jalapeño Ranch Style) from Whole Foods a kick-ass addition.
mahi mahi was x4 x4 times as expensive, so...
how many $dollars did the fish cost? 😉
I've gotten the frozen stuff and found it to be OK. But probably still more clicks than tilapia.
can you even get "fresh" mahi-mahi outside of Hawaii and tropical locations? (as opposed to frozen/thawed)
Good question. When I get fish tacos at restaurants in Thousand Oaks, Cali you think that is flash frozen?
Yes.
Damn you. Damn you to hell!
What kind of barleywine?
This LTE is inadequate. Go back and revise!!!
i told you: "cheap" barleywine.
I just figured you meant inexpensive.
We did chicken tacos tonight, black beans and Spanish rice with a Honey Weiss.
Kielbasa, kale braised w/ Pam, and orzo salad w/ artichokes & sun-dried tomatoes.
That's how you play 1b.
nice catch by Willingham.
The Ham was Willing to defend.
"A DOUBLE for...Span" after Dazz tells me that Rios bounced that off his glove. Mmm, defense.
also, still zero errors in this game.
May have crossed the lights, heh Chi-crib.
Pussy should throw his bat.
Got home from work to a lead. Very nice. And now they're walking the bases loaded for Willingham? Seriously?
the last 2 ABs, Floyd has kinda owned Willingham
So much for that. Ham was just setting him up.
Apparently, no one told thw White Sox that Mauer sucks.
Booed anyway out of habit.
It's raining runs!
Pfft. Pussy could have done that.
MOUNTIE!!
Another professional at bat!
JASON MORNEAU!!!!!
Yeah, baby!!
Kind of reverse protection going on here; they have to pitch to Willingham because Joe's always on base
I am ready to declare this season a success if the Twins can beat the ChiSox like a drum all year, even if they still lose 100+ games.
Second.
I'm with you - lose the war but win The Battle!
Plus, they split a four game series against the Yankees.
nah, that's only a tactical victory. I'd like them to also finish ahead of the Sox as well.
Yes, but pointing-and-laughing would still be in order, particularly if the Sox failed to make the playoffs because of their record against the Twins.
Let the Faustian bargain begin!
Gerte think about that.
Barely cleared the fence...oh wait that wasn't Mauer.
MOUNTIE!
Mountie!
What's with all the runs? This doesn't fit the narrative.
Black eyes for all White Sox!
Ok, kids. I'm declaring victory and heading home. Curate this victory.
Dammit, I wish this was the game I went to Sunday.
gotta throw strikes dude.
Isn't strikes what got Marquis in trouble?
Wait, no, it wasn't that.
Konerko sure is slow.
Easiest. Double play. Ever.
What up all? I see the Twins just refuse to give me an 8-run inning.
They're saving I for the World Series.
Mauer OPS
_____
.800
Booooooooooooo!
Trade him for a proven closer! We don't need him, we've got Butters!
HR: 1
Pussy. Even TC Bear could hit more.
Why do I have to be really busy during all the fun games? Go Twins!
I've got Twins, O's and NBA basketball all going in my apartment right now. Life is good.
The wife has Glee blasting in the living room. Kak. I mean, really.
httpv://youtu.be/ENQNkwWCvTQ
'everythings better when the cameras are spinning'
I would welcome Glee right now. My wife is watching something called Giuliana and Bill. I was unaware reality tv coud both be more annoying and more scripted.
wife & daughter blaring Glee in the other room here as well
Seven innings on 79 pitches for Walters. Do I dare dream?
You thinking what I'm thinkin? 7.1 inning outing!
to dream the impossible dream....
Dude is a designated starter.
Who falters?
Not Walters.
O Dawg in at 3rd for the Pox.
Astros just took the lead on the Cubs. If these scores hold up, the Cubs would surpass the Twins with the worst record in baseball.
We're number 29!
We're number 29!
Padres also losing, so the Twins could be in a virtual tie for 28 (although Padres would be percentage points ahead).
The journey of a thousand miles starts with a single win - Chairman Joe
this is where all those runs went on sunday, cheaptoy...
was that a 9 pitch, 3 k inning?
Viciedo took four pitches.
ah yes.
still impressive.
This is the longest start for a Twins pitcher this year. yikes.
Walter threw 10 strikes that inning because Viciedo fouled 2 pitches.
Walters is a K machine.
Almost struck out the side with nine pitches.
Is this the longest outing by a Twins starter this year?
Yes.
Oh, man...
THE TWINS ARE GOING TO WIN THIS GAME!
That's a bold prediction, Twayn. I like it!
I got a little carried away, but I'm standing by it.
Kwalters!
I like the sound of that.
With this kind of pitching how is Rochester in last place in their division?
Im guessing they dont have any hitters
Or decent pitchers now.
Slama and Guerra have been pretty good.
Two good relievers aren't going to be able to pitch many innings unfortunately.
Heh, Dick and Coom talking up Humber. He has a 5.31 ERA (4.24 FIP) this year.
Walters knew it was bad when he threw the ball.
good thing Konerko was trying to run to first. Just about anyone else and its abase hit.
Walters Johnson!
I'm glad there was no apostrophe after the "r."
In play, out(s) = Twins win!
Mark my words, the Minnesota Twins are going to win the AL Central.
#itshappening
What year?
Shhhhh
Nice close work there, pallys.
Puppies and whatnot.
Are you suggesting puppies as kindling?
The Twins have clinched their first winning road trip. I don't think they've had a winning homestand yet.
Watch out Kansas City! Here we come!
I refuse to look up who they are, but whatever band MLB has in the ads before the video highlights they are awful.
Still on track for 135-27!