Time is running out for Ben Revere. If he's going to hit an honest-to-God over the fence homerun, you'd have to figure it'd be here or New Yankee bandbox. The problem, of course, is that in his entire career, he's only hit four balls in the air out of the infield. Things look grim, but this is the ballpark that has walls just over 300 feet from the plate (seems gimmicky, but I've been assured that it's not) If he really got into one, and the wind was blowing out at about 30 miles an hour, and the fielder Canseco'd it, he might have a shot.
Cole DeVries takes the ball for the good guys today. I've mentioned it before, but I really thought that when DeVries was sent back down that first time that he was gone for good. Instead, he's pretty much become our second best starter. I like his strikeouts, such as they are*, I love his walk rate, if he can figure out how to avoid throwing two or three BP fastballs every single game, I'd be good with him the rest of the way. Good Lord, though, those home runs... he gets grounders on fewer than a third of the balls hit in play, and a full 15.8% of those fly balls leave the playing field. If he keeps this up, I don't know how we're going to be able to rely on him come playoffs.
Clay Buchholz is also pitching, but he's a thoroughly mediocre pitcher, and no one cares about him.
* Fun Fact: At 6.2 k/9, DeVries has the highest rate of any of our starters (including injured ones), and the third highest strikeout rate of any pitchers who are still with the team who have pitched more than 15 innings this year. How is that even possible??
I ran 13 miles today. Next Saturday, I get to do 14, which will be the longest I've ever run.
6 miles today this morning for me - You are a god (or at least a minor deity). Are you in training for some competition?
Tomorrow morning, I am doing Niantic Bay Sprint Triathlon - am hoping that my legs come back before then.
Yes, I'm training for the Richmond Marathon in November.
That's a pretty long run for something the day before a competition. 🙂
That's a long run, period. Good luck tomorrow, NBB.
Yeah, had the Tri booked before I got the 1/2 in my brain. Such much.
My local liquor store recently cleared out a full aisle that had formerly been dedicated to wine coolers. They replaced their Arbor Mist and whatnot with craft beers. This decision on their part is not a good sign for my diet, but the fact that they've got Sixth Glass Quadrupel Ale is too good to pass up. I'm quaffing that, along with a bit of my homebrew.
What's in the glass tonight, Nation?
I bought a 6 pack of Killebrew rootbeer at the local grocery store today. So I am enjoying one of those.
Ooh, I do love some Killebrew.
Ditto.
Big Flats Light from Walgreens. $3.68/sixer after tax and deposit. Surprisingly not terrible.
Dad and I have a cherry stout fermenting right now. I cannot wait until it's ready to drink. It already smells delicious.
found a sixer of these for $2.99 at my (old) local grocery store. i miss that store.
just got back from an evening out. We started here for some local, craft beer. The stout, strong ale, and blond were excellent, the amber was "meh," and they were out of the wit. Unfortunately, no seasonsal to be had (their IPA comes on line on the 17th).
then we went into Sactown's Little Saigon area for a really nice, inexpensive dinner. I am stuffed.
i think you can put that evening in the win column.
that would have been a HR at Target Field
Bandbox!
I didn't need to see that.
What do you call a Canadian police officer that rides a pony? 'Cause that's what that was.
I am somehow always shocked when I see Doumit's batting average. I love that signing.
Doumit, Carroll, and Willingham are 3 of the best signings in awhile in my opinion, and all in one off-season to boot.
Doumit took a while to warm on me, but except for his baserunning when he's anywhere near second base, he's done a fine job this season.
He had a pretty awful April, but he's been solid since.
This inning are belong to us.
***Shakes fist and scowls at Punto***
Punto? Really?
stupid Punto
I guess the upside is that Punto has to hit at some point.
How often do you see a guy with a .100 OBP draw a walk? Not very often.
Bucholz should pitch at a faster pace.
I blame Casilla for that home run.
AW HELL YEAH! I just found some Olive Garden breadsticks in the fridge.
I'm house/cat-sitting for some friends for a week and she said to eat anything in the fridge that will go bad before they're back. I know what I'm having for dinner.
Twins pitchers should just stop pitching to Aviles
Just explained to NBBW what Baby Jeebus means.
Jeebus was booed in his hometown as well. (Luke 4:24)
King James 2000 Bible (©2003)
And he said, Verily, I say unto you, No prophet is accepted in his own country.
Of course, this leads to: What does "Verily" mean?
"truly"
As in, verily, the Twins are not a very good team.
Truly.
Farfalle!
Following this one on the phone at my niece's wedding reception. My first drink since The Thing, a glass of Cabernet because I am not drinking that f***ing merlot.
It's not in a paper cup, is it?
(love that movie, BTW.)
(love that movie, BTW.)
nnnnope.
i read that sales of pinot noir and merlot noticeably went up and down respectively after that movie came out.
Didn't realize you were a vintner.
"ricker-shayed" -- drink up!
Bwahahaha
I'd IBB Aviles here.
That works.
Pure protein just had an ad and their slogan is:
"Eat good. Feel great."
Facepalm.
Hmmm...I've been offered frozen yogurt; I'll be back in a while...
httpv://youtu.be/r_pqnsKWlpc
I hope this is not one of those game where the Twins get 7 or 8 baserunners on and never score
Nope! But it took some TWINS BASEBALL!
Twins baseball! (tm)
SEND HIM!!
I'm really surprised Revere wasn't running on the infield side of the baseline, since it seems like he pretty much always does when he bunts.
Wonder if he stopped that when he was called out for interference because of it. Though, in this instance, he was a step from the bag when the throw hit him.
I can't wait till Gameday has that highlight. Was it ridiculous as it reads?
It's available now.
Revere now tied for 25th in Twins history for steals in a season. 35 would put him in a four-way tie for ninth.
that doesnt seem like a lot of steals for a franchise that has been around for 40+ years
KKKole!
11 pitch, Snapper mow em down inning. wow
Chicken dinner is meh, buy the sweet and hot shrimp in a spring roll wrapper appetizers were awesome. This is where having a wife who dislikes seafood pays off.
boy, Red Sox fans sure cheer loud for these routine fly balls.
Pavlovian conditioning. Fenway is a Skinner (band)box.
Clutch Carroll doesn't come through
De Vries has allowed 3 hits and tosses 2 walks, yet he is on the hook for the loss if the score holds
Losses are meaningless. Wins, on the other hand...
Cole "Hamels" DeVries having another solid outing.
I got 105,000! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Whoops, not that one. The other one.
alright, I think its time for a rally
8-run 8th.
This pitcher could use a grooming lesson.
"ricochet" (Provus can pronounce it) -- drink up!
He's used it twice tonight. Correctly.
the word ricochet sounds like a tropical drink.
Better than sounding like a vehicle.
C'mon Mauer double.
Oh yeah!
C'mon boomstick!
If they were going to bring out the lefty to pitch to Mountie, I don't understand why they didn't bring him out to pitch to Mauer.
because the pitcher out there was a left hander and couldnt get anyone out.
Touche.
Hey, that's not a lefty!
Now this is a save situation.
Damn, I thought he got that one.
so did I
tied game!
JuIced for the MOuntie? Abide, Canada!
Doumit channeling had inner Delmon. uno 🙁
Hurt 'em, Hammer.
Or don't.
Hamster style.
holy frack
Who was that?
beats me, I'm not Catholic
I laughed.
that was dumb.
Damnit!
Who do the BoSox have for a saver?
Papelboner!
actually I have no clue
HR, K, HBP, K.
It's two of the three true outcomes, plus the fourth.
What, why is Burnett in?
If this calls for anyone, it's the Gray Vulture.
thats a backbreaking run
that second run of the inning was a motivator to win the game!
Is Gardy a Genius, or is it just that he only had to face Bobby V tonight?
If you put in Burnett, what do you expect to happen?
Not walk or strike out anyone?
Carroll can hit one out.
of the infield.
and he did!
way out!
I'll take it.
Clutch Carroll
Span is having a terrible series at the plate. Lets turn that around!
Revere is going to hit a home run!
Span hit it to the wrong part of right field.
Revere can hit one out.
of the reach of the shortstop!
worked for Carroll, hoped it would work for Ben.
I say again - C'mon Mauer double.
Ben Revere is awesome.
Mauer will walk, right?
Obviously.
Another WP, and Aceves blows his own win.
Mauer can hit one out.
AND DID!
Should have brought in their lefty...
well, duh! This is Valentine, remember?
OH MY GOODNESSSSS
VERILY!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Wow.
I think Joe would hit like a bajillion homers at Fenway with all his fly-outs to left field.
He hits too many line drives for HRs in this park, which really isn't a HR park, but a doubles park. Mauer would set a record for doubles if this was his home ballpark and he might just threaten to hit .400. It's not coincidence the last mant to do it played for Boston.
THAT. WAS. AWESOME.
Trade that pussy. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
OK, now they bring in the lefty to face Mr0n0. Can we get back-to-backs?
we forgot to mention that Morneau could have hit one out...
I think that may have been the greatest thing I've ever seen.
I nearly saw it. Too bad the live look-in ended the pitch before.
That's the saddest thing I've ever heard.
I walked home from my studio just in time to hear the Sawx were going to the bullpen. Pussy Galore!
Oh, that's a good one.
+007.
Just logged in to say this.
The "greatest thing I've seen" part...
Had Gray finished the 8th instead of Burnett, I would have anticipated this...
Jeebus guys, I take the wife for a spin around the dance floor and we put up a four-spot? Good job. Did Big Pussy's blast make it to Quincy Bay?
Not quite. Just a few feet over Big Green.
Waiting for the highlight video to post. Waiting. Waiting...
I just saw the highlight. It looked like it was still on its way up. What a horrible pitch (or wonderful for Twins fans). Of course, Head & Shoulders has already made Mauer one of its "Mane Men of the Day."
WOW. just WOW. This is pretty awesome
UNO! TWINS WIN!
World Champs, baby!
I got a feeling that Nick Punto could have done that himself...
Puppy love.
Rembrandt ain't just a toothpaste.
the Twins have won 7 of their last 10
Nothing beats reading about a Twins win from you'all before I know the actual score.
Another good outing from DeVries! Mauer saves the day! Burton slams the door! We're still on track for 102-60!