First Pitch - 7:10 pm
Television - FSN
Last game of a four-game series with the Tribe. Masterson vs. Deduno on the mound. Very busy at work and my back is so damn sore from cutting wood I can barely walk, so I'm phoning this one in. The medical staff says it's not bad enough to put me on the disabled list and I should just rest it for a few days. I'm sure they know what they're doing.
Play ball!
K-Choo!
gesundheit
danke.
Parmelee out with a 'slight groin strain'
my guess is that he is out for the year
out 10 games, comes back for one, then ligament replacement.
He's going to need the ol' Tommy Groin surgery. Out for 2013.
I'll tune in once the tennis is over. Keep it close 'til then, yeah?
Ditto this. I'll have Gameday ready though.
Speed kills.
I've gotten my spookystory down from 319 to 227. I'm really liking this story, so it pains me to cut anymore.
5 more words... i've got what i think are nice descriptors i could cut, but they add what little flavor the story has.
The difference between the 200 word limit and 300 word limit is staggering sometimes.
one lesson i'm still trying to learn is tempering the scope of a story into the size of the challenge. paring a good, but long idea to its bones never seems to end well.
That was one thing I was terrible at in Turbo.
Quick! Come up with a concept! Make it a good one!
Okay, that one's pretty good, go with that!
Okay...that one's actually going to require four hours and three thousand words...
You have ten minutes left.
i can think of 4 stories from turbo off the top of my head that abruptly ended for those reasons.
I really liked my story when it was 285 words. Now that it's 200, it has a completely different tone. Oh well.
I think trimming 1/3rd has helped me focus the story. I did notice a pretty glaring inconsistency, which retooling has helped me out length-wise.
Hemingway's shortest short story - "For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
R.Runner's shortest poem:
.
Why time flies
Lies my demise
Most famous short fake album review:
"Shit sandwich".
I've invoked that story many times over at Casa de Leche.
If things ever slow down at work (God forbid) I might have to give Survivor a try.
Dick Bremer notes that the White Sox are moving Liriano to the bullpen. huh.
That trade doesn't seem to bad now.
Weird play there with Deduno and Morneau both covering first.
Bert Blyleven's analysis of Deduno: 'it is what it is'. Thanks.
But does he keep the ball down?
Sometimes?
SEND HIM!!
Boooooo for defense!
Flipped on commercial just in time to see that nice catch.
radio trivia:
how managers did the Twins have the 15 seasons prior to TK?
I'm gonna say 4: Gardner, Ray Miller, ??, Mauch, Quilici
[ed: uhh, I was not a math major -- I meant 5]
Miller, Gardner, Johnny Goryl, Mauch, Quilici, Bill Rigney
I was sooo close. 15 gets just a season-plus of Rigney.
I guessed seven and sent it in. Missed it by THAT much.
booo.
hit n run. woot
Productive out.
good for Andy Murray. between the tennis and the Twins and MNF, my remote is getting a workout tonight.
Make it stand up, Deduderino. I'm out.
Deduno
These are the nights where you think that it would not be fun to hit against Sam Deduno.
and just like that the game is tied.
...and un-tied
nifty defense Flower
nifty triple, too
How many times is it where ya see...
Flower power.
fleet footed Flormion!
SEND HIM!!.
And now it's a night where it's fun to hit against Deduno.
Yeah, this has to be his last batter.
Nice job by Deduno tonight. I like watching him pitch when he can find the strike zone.
FlOrimOn.
I would be okay with Florimon being the starting shortstop next year. I'm sure he'll start off terribly and get sent down to AAA after about a month, but I think it's worth a shot.
depends how quickly he can return from the Tommy John after that plunk to the back of the head
Florimon has a .675 OPS in the minors for his career. Dozier has a .779 OPS in the minors. Both are 25 and Florimon has 1,300+ more PAs as a pro than Dozier.
oh crap
Another run here would be nice. I fully expect not to get one.
expect not and you shall receive
Twins baseball!
Nice heads up baserunning. I swore I'd never fall for another light hitting shortstop. Damn you, Pedro... damn you...
Light hitting?? He has a double and triple! He's the next Honus Wagner!!
Best Gleeman tweet ever?
And they might finish with fewer strikeouts, combined, than Liriano in 2006.
You have to admit, they double-handedly saved the starting rotation from oblivion.
The two of them, alongside Cole De Vries, may well have saved us from 100 losses.
That's a fun way to score a run.
.SEND HIM!!
(yes!)
Sent!
Good call.
This team, if it wasn't for the starting pitching, is pretty likable.
Well, we can sign Diamond, Deduno and DeVries for a song for next year and there's 35 million coming off the books. That could buy a couple of pretty good starting pitchers. Pavano will be gone and I don't expect they'll pick up Baker's option. You've got Hendricks and a couple of other arms you could stash in Rochester as DL fill-ins. With the right moves by TR, a new training staff and a little luck this team could be a playoff contender again next year.
I'd actually like to see TR sign Kyle Lohse over the winter, just to see Gardy's head asplode
Lohse has to be on the NL Cy Young short list, no? 14-2 with a 2.89. Yea, he's doing it with mirrors (3.59 FIP, 4.11 xFIP, 3.0 fWAR). But still, contract year performance.
I'm supposed to be working on work right now but damn, all work and no play makes Twayn a dull boy.
Hell, I'm at work and I'm not working on work right now. I should work on that.
Sounds like work.
Oh, crap, bullpen time.
Joe Mauer has 18 hits in his last 16 games.
check that, 21 hits in his last 17
That Mauer guy looks pretty good.
He needs to be booed more.
Donut.
Doh'mit!
DOUMIT RIDE!
Save some of these runs for tomorrow.
There's a tomorrow?
Rhu_Ru, I added a bit of randomness to your (new) favorite part of the site.
SEND HIM!!SEND HIM!!SEND HIM!!!SEND HIM!!!!SEND HIM!!!!
I like.
The daily videos?
dude, nobody likes those.
Nope, all the same.
You sure?
Ahhh, I see now. Not what I was expecting. Very subtle, I like.
I see it!!
Third time's the charm.
Hello 4th place!
Puppies!
*Thumbs up*
Nice owner, doggies.
This was a fun game. My buddy and I used our trainer friend's tickets, which ended up being in the Legend's Club. But I didn't have nearly as much fun as the girl who was sitting next to me. She was a very knowledgeable Twins fan and a huge Deduno supporter. She got really drunk and became extremely chatty. And handsy. And her boyfriend was doing nothing to discourage her. It got slightly awkward in the late innings. But a great game nonetheless.
Deduno dedoes it again! Florimon wins the starting shortstop job! We're tied for fourth place! Next year, World Series! For this year, we're still on track for 80-82.
Still not eliminated from the Wild Card or Division, and their actual e#s stay the same.
Twins could be eliminated from the WC tonight by losing to the Royals or if the As beat the Angels.
Twins' divisional actual e# now matches their nominal e#. It is 5 and is now reduced by each Sox win; last night's win was cooked into the formula.