37 thoughts on “game in progress: Twins hosting Sox”
Jake Peavy sure has a lot of chaw in his cheeks.
Mauer can't even get someone on base before he hits a homerun. Let's put him on the DL.
Good AB by the Canuck.
A Doughmitt homerun here would be nice.
Nevermind, I'll go back to watching the Vikings shoot holes in their feet.
So, today's the Joe Mauer show, eh? Can he pitch?
Pluffda!
Laddie Ribeye!
that double lifts Casilla's SLG over .300. huzzah
That means he's getting on base at a -.200 clip. He better start drawing more walks.
No Gardying to small Cassila to 3rd?? Wassa?
Peavy has been tossing gas at our players. Back off, boyo!
donkey'd :/
El Rios is a hustler.
So much for Diamond being the one bright spot in the rotation.
ooooooooooofta
Dazzle: The good news is the walk sets up the double play.
Me: Are you smoking airplane model glue?
Dazlstein: My wife has a big tattoo #32 on her back.
Me: How much does tattoo eraser surgery cost?
Swizzlestax didn't last long.
Twins 17-31 in day games, pot. reasons:
1) Sleeping in too late (late-nite jazz fests at Fine Line).
2) High-tech sunglasses filtering out both harmful UV rays, and baseballs.
3) Trying to end games so can catch watch replay episodes of Ghost Whisperer (feat. JLH), which plays at 5 bells and 5 thirty.
I think #2 is it.
Hey guys, what's u.......
Oh. Oh my.
Seeya.
I just dropped in to see what condition my baseball team's in.
Personal update: Sunday Afternoon naps work just as good without football on TV.
Hey, Herrmann's ML Debut!
I'm still bummed that they didn't add Nate Dammmmmmannnn.
the Twins are playing their 67th* man this year because Chris Herrmann is the catcher
*this is just a guess
Other famous Herrmann's include composer Bernard Herrmann, and the guy who voiced everything on The History Channel (you know, before they went all Pawn Shop, all the time) Edward Herrmann
Dick Bremer is so bored, he dropped a 'remember Eric Komatsu?' on us.
Turned the radio on for Herrmann's first AB.
dagnabbit! Was hoping for one of those "First AB HRs". Herrmann must be waiting for the "first hit a walk-off grand slam" next inning.
Margin for error's dropping boys. Just let it get back to Herrmann for the game-tying, two-outs-in-the-ninth first-hit-grand-slam!
(Rips of headset. Leaves booth. Broadcast partner has to do the postgame show alone.)
B. Jeebus only .009 from the AL BA lead /straw grasping
Race to the Bottom
Losses
Year(s)
102
1982
99
2011
97
1999
94
1997
93
2000
92
1998
1983
91
1993
1986
90
1961
89
1978
88
1995
1990
87
2012
Race to the Bottom (2 year style)
Losses
Years
194
1982-83
190
1999-2000
189
1998-99
186
1997-98
2011-12
Race to the Bottom (Home Losses)
Losses
Years
50
1999
48
2011
46
1997
1998
2012
The Twins have six home games left: 3 with the Yanks and 3 with the Tigs. The bottom is in sight!
street name: Goofballs
Will wonders never cease? You should consider doing art for a living bootsy.
Didn't see the game, but it sounds like Diamond did okay for five innings before falling apart in the sixth. It still sounds to me like he's getting tired at the end of a long season. At any rate, we'll just have to settle for 75-87.
Jake Peavy sure has a lot of chaw in his cheeks.
Mauer can't even get someone on base before he hits a homerun. Let's put him on the DL.
Good AB by the Canuck.
A Doughmitt homerun here would be nice.
Nevermind, I'll go back to watching the Vikings shoot holes in their feet.
So, today's the Joe Mauer show, eh? Can he pitch?
Pluffda!
Laddie Ribeye!
that double lifts Casilla's SLG over .300. huzzah
That means he's getting on base at a -.200 clip. He better start drawing more walks.
No Gardying to small Cassila to 3rd?? Wassa?
Peavy has been tossing gas at our players. Back off, boyo!
donkey'd :/
El Rios is a hustler.
So much for Diamond being the one bright spot in the rotation.
ooooooooooofta
Dazzle: The good news is the walk sets up the double play.
Me: Are you smoking airplane model glue?
Dazlstein: My wife has a big tattoo #32 on her back.
Me: How much does tattoo eraser surgery cost?
Swizzlestax didn't last long.
Twins 17-31 in day games, pot. reasons:
1) Sleeping in too late (late-nite jazz fests at Fine Line).
2) High-tech sunglasses filtering out both harmful UV rays, and baseballs.
3) Trying to end games so can catch watch replay episodes of Ghost Whisperer (feat. JLH), which plays at 5 bells and 5 thirty.
I think #2 is it.
Hey guys, what's u.......
Oh. Oh my.
Seeya.
I just dropped in to see what condition my baseball team's in.
Personal update: Sunday Afternoon naps work just as good without football on TV.
Hey, Herrmann's ML Debut!
MLB debut of Chris Herrrrrmannnn.
I'm still bummed that they didn't add Nate Dammmmmmannnn.
the Twins are playing their 67th* man this year because Chris Herrmann is the catcher
*this is just a guess
Other famous Herrmann's include composer Bernard Herrmann, and the guy who voiced everything on The History Channel (you know, before they went all Pawn Shop, all the time) Edward Herrmann
Dick Bremer is so bored, he dropped a 'remember Eric Komatsu?' on us.
Turned the radio on for Herrmann's first AB.
dagnabbit! Was hoping for one of those "First AB HRs". Herrmann must be waiting for the "first hit a walk-off grand slam" next inning.
Margin for error's dropping boys. Just let it get back to Herrmann for the game-tying, two-outs-in-the-ninth first-hit-grand-slam!
(Rips of headset. Leaves booth. Broadcast partner has to do the postgame show alone.)
B. Jeebus only .009 from the AL BA lead /straw grasping
The Twins have six home games left: 3 with the Yanks and 3 with the Tigs. The bottom is in sight!
street name: Goofballs
Will wonders never cease? You should consider doing art for a living bootsy.
Didn't see the game, but it sounds like Diamond did okay for five innings before falling apart in the sixth. It still sounds to me like he's getting tired at the end of a long season. At any rate, we'll just have to settle for 75-87.