Tonight I will start a new feature where I use trade machine and try and trade Derek Williams to the team the Wolves are playing that night. My goal is for Derek Williams to become aware of this and use it as motivation. That or David Kahn becomes aware of these posts and tries to make these trades.
Tonight, the Charlotte Bobcats!
http://espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=a8lehsb
Yes, I am serious, Gerald Henderson and cap filler.
Henderson is a perfectly serviceable backup two guard which this team is probably going to need a lot of this season. Also it appears that Gerald Henderson is injured and the Wolves could always use more injured players. I know that we all want Biyombo but I can't imagine the Bobcats would give up anything of consequence for Williams.
Do you hear that Williams? Michael Jordan might not even trade an injured Gerald Henderson for you. What do you think about that?
Alright moving on, the Bobcats are a little frisky and are coming off a win last night. The Wolves roster is going to be patchwork at best. If I were a betting man I think the under is going to provide good value tonight at 181.5.
You're doing god's work here, Buffalo.
I figured you would be the loudest champion of Biyombo.
Not so much Biyombo as trading Williams.
It would seem this Taylor guys is a better dunker that Williams.
Hell, even I was a 50% dunker in high school.
(1 for 2)
Hell, even I was a 50% dunker in high school.
Huh? And I thought the hoop was always at 10 feet!
Laugh now, hillbilly. The young E-6 had hops.
Or at the very least,
Malt.
This. is. sloppy.
I don't think I gave Williams enough time before the game to read this. That missed dunk was embarrassing.
It should come as no surprise that Pek wears a black dress shirt with a black suit when he doesn't play.
Wolves offense.
Step 1) Have Derek William not get back on defense
Step 2) Wait for Bobcats to miss shot
Step 3) AK rebounds ball and sends an outlet pass to Derek Williams.
Step 4) Williams misses.
Step 5) Repeat.
Head fake. Drink!
Shved shaved
Derek Williams is currently 1-6 from the field.
Block Party!
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9QYs-FUmVk
Yeah, that should not have nested there. Though I am sure it is just a matter of time before Williams gets blocked.
Wait for it...
There it is.
STIEM BLOCK
AK-3!
that was an awesome end to a quarter
I am watching on my computer with the sound off. What is the delay to start the quarter?
the clock was being dumb
AK is going to get to the line 15 times tonight.
Shved, Cunningham and the third stringers are not looking good.
woo boy, the shooting is awful right now.
That time of the game where we have all of our subs in for our subs is kind of rough.
Blame where blame is do,
MurphyMalcolm Lee stinks too. Then again, expectations, etc.I can't believe I took the Wolves -7 tonight. What the hell was I thinking?
the Bobcats have about 72 blocked shots so far
Every time I see Cunningham shoot from 18 ft I want to scream. Then he makes it. At that point I get confused.
When Jim Pete says we could use a Derek Williams explosion, I'm not sure if he's being literal or not.
Andrew Bynum got a new do.
Man, this is the best.
wow. just wow.
This is honestly making up for the way the Wolves are playing. I will forget about this game. I don't know if I will ever forget about this haircut.
THAT WAS THE WORST PASS I HAVE EVER SEEN. WILLIAMS F'N ROLLED THAT TO CUNNINGHAM. WHAT WAS THAT?
HE MADE A SHOT!
this comeback victory is going to be super sweet
We're down 13 at the half, missing 6 of our best players--don't worry guys, this game is as good as ours!
After Friday this team gets 4 days off. With the depleted bench those days can't come soon enough.
Simmons on tWWL hoops show isn't too bad.
He is performing better than Derek Williams, at least.
Touche
I don't care what you say, Simmons + tWWL makes me shudder.
How long before Robbie goes to Pittsburgh?
I can't believe anyone here ever said anything negative about Luke.
right now, Luke is the 2nd or 3rd best player for the Wolves
Who is better than Luke, that is healthy, other than AK?
AK loves those cutters along the baseline
His teammates making good passes to him, not so much.
DWill did that???
fancy moves by D Will
Cheese and Rice, Steamer. Hold on to the gosh darn ball!!!
Derek Williams has one move: missing tomahawk dunks.
To be fair, he's totally awesome at it.
Williams : Missed tomahawk dunks :: Kirilenko : Important things on a basketball court.
WHOA LEE
Malcom Lee. Woah.
Wow. Lee just made me crap my pants.
Steamer sure is a lousy passer.
I look forward to him only playing 12 minutes. Hurry back Pek.
this is getting stupid. wow
Please stop playing hero ball, Luke.
Somehow we are ending this quarter in worse shape than it started.
So when is Pek getting back?
Well, you know what they say: When life gives you lemons, but then takes those lemons away, it's tough to make lemonade. Of course, you can always go to Taco Bell instead, but then you risk getting diarrhea.
So, the Wolves only have nine players available, huh? That's not quite Iron Five territory, but give them a week.
Apparently, I conducted that entire interview. I don't remember it.
Walks in, looks at scoreboard, shrugs, walks out.
will the Wolves get to 70?
I wonder who will score more points tonight. The Pacers or Wolves?
Is Kobe Bryant an option?
That AK bucket was pretty impressive.
OK, that was one sweet block from AK.
Hey, cool. Malcolm Lee just limped to the bench.
Really? Does a Wolf have to be injured every game? Urgh.
free throws have been a problem this game
That's probably our second worst problem of the game, right behind injuries.
Amundson can't possibly lose this jump ball, can he?
You have to give the Wolves play by play team credit, they sure are a positive bunch.
So, seriously, did the Twins hire the Wolves trainers or was it the other way around?
I LOVE AK!
He seems to be a more than adequate replacement for Darko.
Holy crap! How is this happening???
What is going on right now?
Wait,
64 point game? It's not actually possible for the Wolves to win this, is it?I actually would have been ok with Luke shooting that 3, I think.
Wow.
WEBBER!!!
CHRIS WEBBERED!
Technical!!!
!!!
You know, I almost turned the channel. I am glad I didn't.
This is pretty nuts.
Wow, this has been crazy.
Derek Williams sighting!
I just mean he is on the floor. Not that he is doing anything useful.
Wait, how do the Wolves have one less point than the Bobcats? Actually, don't bother explaining because I'm not going to believe you anyway.
The former Wolf is throwing the game! Two missed FTs!
Cunningham got a lot of ball on that foul.
yeah, I thought that was a block
Ball don't lie
was Bobcat dude calling a timeout there?
The wolves are getting a lot of chances tonight.
wtf is going on?
can we maybe keep the ball out of shved's hands this time?
I love it! Give it to Williams! No one will expect it!
DWill FTs 4tw?!?!?!?!?!
Williams missed? Why I never would have guessed.
DWill fouled!
FT's are not the Wolves' friend tonight.
54% from the line, yikes. 37 attempts to 14 for Charlotte.
Has Derek Williams ever made two consecutive free throws?
Ignoring misses? Not sure.
effffff
Bummer.
Blargh. That is about the worst way to lose that I can think of. Suck for 3.5 quarters, furious comeback, fall one shot short.
Hopefully Lee isn't too badly hurt.
sounded like Lee had leg cramps
I can't even be upset about this game. I got to see Andrew Bynum's new haircut and the Wolves made it interesting at the end.
Wait. The Bobcats are in contention for a playoff spot after seven games? I must have missed the season being cut to ten games.
that games had 23 blocked shots (12 for Charlotte 11 for the Wolves)
the Wolves had 34 points in the 4th quarter
I heard some of the game on the radio while going to and from a meeting. Two points:
1. Alan Horton is a pretty good play-by-play guy. He's not Kevin Harlan, but he's pretty good.
2. I was impressed by Adelman's post-game press conference. He did not make excuses, he did not whine about the injuries, he did not consider the comeback any kind of moral victory. He made it clear that he expected the guys he used to be professionals and to play like professionals. He said that they did it sometimes, but doing it sometimes isn't good enough, you need to be able to do it consistently. Not that any of that is great insight, but I liked the attitude he brought to it.
I think Horton is the second best play by play guy in town, behind the Wild's radio man Bob Kurtz. What both have in common is that they will call out the team for not playing well, or boneheaded plays.
I liked what I heard from the Twins new guy, I didnt listen to enough games on the radio to form a good opinion
Thoughts on the game last night:
1) My gosh, Charlotte really, really, really sucks. They tried their hardest to give away that game by clanking numerous uncontested jumpshots early in the shot clock.
2) Derrick Williams is playing in slow-motion right now (but not one of those good slow-motions when the guy makes everything look so easy). He's ridiculously indecisive and will not go up with any authority.
3) Williams's FTs at the end of the game were right in front of me. He was so antsy and anxious (wiping his hands on his shorts, stretching his arms, bobbing his body, etc.) while waiting for the players to get set and the ref to give him the ball. It was obvious that he was going to miss one because he was so antsy he could barely stand still to get the ball.
4) How can a team with Kahn's obsession with point guards ever play Will Conroy?
5) The Stiemer has absolutely no hands.
6) In the first quarter, I told Sheenie they would lose the game because of the free throws they were missing.
7) There were actually a lot of scalpers outside on the way in. Never seen that before.
8) Biyombo committed the stupidest foul in the history of basketball, but the Wolves bailed him out by missing both freebies.
9) Shved had way too many possessions in which he drove and left his feet without having any semblance of a plan. That got him up in the air and made him force numerous bad passes.
10) AK47 palming Walker's shots twice in the fourth quarter was hilarious.
I didnt know the Wolves had a played called 'Will Conroy', but he was -10 in the 3 minutes he played. So the Wolves pretty much played a game with 8 men, and then Lee was hurt in the 4th making it a 7 man roster. awesomesauce.
They don't have a player named Will Conroy anymore.