Game time: 310 Central
Temp: Cold
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Its pretty silly that was not a Twins game last night. Well make that yesterday anyway. The way the MLB season starts is irritating when you are ready for the whole schedule to start as soon as possible. Anyway, the staggered start is over and the Twins play at home against the Verlanders. Luckily, Justin already had his turn in the rotation. Unluckily, we start Kevin Correia. So it goes. I assume it'll be another cold one at Target Field. So get your warm beverage of choice ready.
Go Twins!
Lineups:
Twins
- Hicks, CF
- Mauer, C
- Willingham, LF
- Morneau, 1B
- Doumit, DH
- Plouffe, 3B
- Parmelee, RF
- Dozier, 2B
- Florimon, SS
Tigers
- Jackson, A, CF
- Hunter, To, RF
- Cabrera, M, 3B
- Fielder, 1B
- Martinez, V, DH
- Dirks, LF
- Peralta, Jh, SS
- Avila, C
- Infante, 2B
I assume it’ll be another cold one at Target Field.
Sunny and 45 degrees! Heat wave that will hold through the weekend.
If you're not listening to the game, you can also listen to the new Yeah Yeah Yeahs album streaming right now at Vice's Noisey blog. It's excellent, A+++ 10/10 would listen again.
Also, hey guys, what's going on? Any Twins fans here?
duh.
Free game of the day? Alright, alright, alright.
Naturally Correia's first strikeout victim is Miggy.
already?!
Home in time for the game. This is a good thing.
The stands in Gameday seem a bit fuller than previously. I appreciate the effort, but they're three years too late.
What a game so far!
Robby Ignwidckoiewijski is in Pittsburgh now, eh?
Dick completely throwing Slowey under the bus.
What did he ever do to Dick?
That was completely embarrassing. Seriously, f*&^ both of our announcers.
What did he say?
Dick: Kevin Slowey goes for the Marlins, which goes to show you that every team needs pitching.
Bert: We have an autographed baseball from Slowey in the booth, and we'll give it to whoever wants it.
Dick: Slowey...did not have a good tenure with the Twins.
...then more BS about how they're aching to give away the autographed baseball.
Someone mentioned that Slowey was starting for the Marlins tonight. (I wasn't listening too closely, so I didn't notice which brought it up).
Dick: I have an autographed Kevin Slowey baseball here in the booth. I'll give it to anyone who wants it.
Bert: His time in Minnesota had some troubles. Especially with his departure.
Dick: He was difficult. Here's the baseball. (Cue to shot of him in the booth holding a baseball in a case.) If anybody comes into our booth or just asks, you can have it. It's a Kevin Slowey baseball. Please just ask for it.
This abridged version doesn't really capture the tone and the things clearly left unsaid during the conversation.
I want it. Would they maybe ship it to my house?
I think we need to get ahold of it somehow and make it the WGOM's Official Autographed Baseball.
Yes. This is a brilliant idea.
Somebody call them or run up there or something.
Whatever happened to the WGOM Twitter account? Maybe it can contact Real Dick Bremer.
Available to anyone that can create a post. It's on the dashboard.
Someone go for it!
What should be said?
Offer to take the Slowey baseball off his hands, so he doesn't have to be reminded of him any longer. I think short and sweet should work.
Nicely done. Time to see if he'll bite.
I wish fake Dick Bremer had made a similar offer for the ball.
did anyone get a screen grab of the ball? could use that to make a new banner.
I'm rooting for Slowey to win the Cy Young.
Still ragging on Slowey in the booth.
May I suggest an additional strike out image for Mr. Correia that's a picture of Aaron Gleeman?
A Gleeman image was my pre-game guess, although it seems a little acidic for Rhu_Ru's taste.
yeah, I don't want to drag that out even more - that's Aaron's job
I like the idea of Twitter for breaking trade/FA news. I do not like it for people's thoughts/opinions.
still, that was pretty funny from Gleeman.
That's the problem, though. I can't tell if its funny or a pre-emotive against anyone saying he was wrong.
Kevin Correia is the best pitcher ever!
I do not like the new "TIBN" bumper music, nor do I like the new commercial guy.
(Jamaican-accent) You'll have to come down and enjoy yourself, ha HA!!
Fielder? not so much. Make 'em pay Parmelee.
hmmm.
couple'a clutch K's for Parm so far this year
Fielder with the clutch snag!
This is pretty great (from the White Sox- Royals game).
well...good for him!
plenty of seat available
There's the Torii we all know and love.
Eat hot flaming Parm, Torii!!
How many times do you see it? The guy who strikes out looking to end the previous half inning comes up with a good defensive play 5 batters later.
There are two I's in "third out at third"
I'm going to have to give the point to RR over DG on that one.
uncontested. That's gold.
Yup- Rhu nailed that one.
I was just going through my BoF account to find that!
Like. I think Linds will, as well.
As expected, she got a good laugh out of it.
Leonard likes this post.
Ooh, crossover territory!
Oh, dang -- MLB streaming TV allows you to select the radio audio! Is that new? Before I would have had to mute the TV and stream the audio in Gameday
MLB streaming allows you to select Park. It's like watching a game without being verbally assaulted.
It's going to be so great having the TV crew fellate Torii EIGHTEEN TIMES A YEAR.
He's "obviously already made a difference for the Tigers this year."
For instance, they might still be batting in the fifth if he wasn't running the bases.
Right, because what did they do last year without him? *Checks*
Oh yeah, they won the pennant.
They're undefeated this year. Just saying.
You got me there.
If I had an autographed baseball of Bert n' Dick I might chuck it at the first person that seemed even halfway interested.
Wish the Twins' offense wasn't mistreating the quality starts we're getting.
all right. I am home from work. let the scoring begin.
😀
*nods*
Ahem. That's what she said.
P.H. Wilkin, esq!
Wilkin!!
I had honestly never heard of Wilkin Ramirez before Monday.
A run! A mighty run!
Mr. 5,000,000!
Now would be a good time for that first hit, Mr. Hicks.
Well, unfortunately I have to run; get us that win, guys
I promise nothing.
I promise everything.
You're hired!
Oh, I laughed hard at this one.
This game is feeling awfully familiar.
It's almost like they never left. Forget to know 'em.
it slipped my mind with Jared Burton being on the team. I dont think he pitched any of the ST games that were on tv.
Fielder moves around pretty good at first base for a fat man.
Nice basket catch, Mountie.
All Star game at Target Field... Hope it doesn't snow.
Bert, the "funk" is called "not sucking".
Good start to the inning- I wonder if Gardy will use Carroll as a pinch-hitter today?
Nope, he uses him as a pinch-runner. Facepalm.
Gardy saw it coming.
One swing of the bat can bring this one home...
Ugh, I have to leave for Irish, like now.
WHOO! Totally worth sticking around for.
Time for the Dazzle Special.
Clutch hitting!
Nice solid hit by the Dozer.
Good timing for his first hit of the season.
HOLY SHIT
Bandbox!!
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
DOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
OHHHH MY GOOOOD
Puppies!!!!!!
PUPPIES!
By the way, that should be an E-8 all the way.
Yes, but either way, it would've been enough to tie the game, so I was happy even before it hit the ground.
True, it should be SacFly (with one RBI) and E-8 with an unearned run. The best part is "the Tigers lost the game because they don't have a closer11!!!1!"
If it wasn't the Tigers, and if they weren't in our division, I'd be rooting for this little experiment of theirs to succeed.
Not sure that putting in Benoit vs lefties and Coke vs righties is really closer by committee.
I want it to fail for the express purpose of creating trade demand for Perkins and/or any reliever the Twins can tie a pretty bow around.
This is why I hate errors. If the center fielder is Prince Fielder, it's not an error because he never gets there.
Thinking about this more today - if a fielder pulls off a play they had no business making, we don't give the batter credit for the hit anyway. The same idea, just applied in a different form. I'm pretty much entirely opposed to errors now. This was a quick development.
Best argument I've ever heard against errors. Or at least how the batter is credited with an out.
JoePos made a smiliar argument about earned runs at one point. He argued that if a OFer scales the wall to steal a HR, we don't give the pitcher a run anyway because his defense bailed him out.
EDUARDO ESCOBAR!!!! MVP!
Whoooo! Puppies!
Escobar ambushed Coke!
Nice
Well played.
RUN OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWINS WINNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That changed quickly.
Who needs starters.
Did he not see that ball? That was insane.
Baseball been very very good to me.
So, the Twins should always play in the cold. Neutralizes that pitching disparity.
Ha, that was Wilkin Ramirez translating? Multitalented.
Glen Perkins, proven
closerwinner.Perk just used the hashtag "#provenwinner" on Twitter. I wonder if he's a lurker here at the World's Greatest.
He's suggested that he is before, right? That seems familiar.
I know Neshek told me he knew of the site; not sure about Perk.
On 4/6/2010 beat the Angels in the second game of the season to get to .500. They were above .500 until the last game of the season, 10/3/2010. They are .500 again now, for the first time in 913 days. Let's savor it while it lasts.
Awesome! I've missed losing to the Yankees in the playoffs.
Snark?
also - you've got (e-)mail.
Now we need access.
Slowey gave up one run in 5 1/3 innings on, you guessed it, a home run. What you probably didn't guess was that it was a solo homer by Gio Gonzalez, the opposing pitcher. Slowey gets the loss because the Marlins still haven't scored this year.
Steroids!!!! (I kid.)
With players like Kevin "Cy" Correia and Eduardo "Mr. Clutch" Escobar, how can you possibly think we'll lose another game this year? Besides, we have "Big Mo" on our side now! We're on track for 161-1!