Like most of you, when this team lost five in a row to run their record to 4-7, I figured we'd seen .500 for the last time. Well, here we are again, after getting there with a tenth inning victory in unfriendly US Cellular Field. So, what are the chances we rise above .500?
Scott Diamond, who doesn't seem quite ready to go through the lineup three times yet, faces Gavin Floyd, who's been a thoroughly predictable pitcher for about four years now. He's having a bit of a disastrous season, but it looks to be due to bad luck (.404 BABIP; 25 percent of flies have been homers).
The last time the Twins went through a rough spell, I eventually tuned out. Yes, my life was a mess then, as I was tampering with stupid things at the time that took up most of what would have been my "focus," but I ignored baseball in every sense outside of checking the standings now and then to see that, yes, the Twins were still terrible and looked like they would be for the rest of eternity. I about gave up when they announced Butch Huskey as an important free agent signing, but as the fog in my brain cleared, the Twins started putting a decent product on the field again and thankfully, hooked me anew.
The last two years have been brutal, but - and here's my point, if it qualifies as one - I have elected not to tune out for more than a couple of days because of this community. So do I thank you for keeping me interested in baseball, or blame you for forcing me to watch bad baseball?
I choose the former. Cheers, Citizens!
I thought Danks was too decent a pitcher to have moved to the outfield. Now I realize there's two of them!
DL'd pitcher John is 16 months older that outfielder Jordan.
Also, I'm testing the https. Seems fine.
if you really want some fun, watch this game on WGN.
Those are some announcers that I never choose over dicknbert.
If only Carroll would've dove headfirst.
Is Punto available? Let's bring him back!
Wow. Dunn is on a streak of Hicksian proportions.
Or is Hicks on a streak of Dunnian proportions?
However you want to look at it, they should not go to each other for hitting advice.
Yeah, serious ugly going on.
Hicks wishes. Two homers for Dunn!
But Hicks with five more walks.
I do feel more confident Hicks will do better going forward than Dunn will.
I don't doubt that. Dunn's dropoff in usefulness has to be one of the all-time worst, right?
Andruw Jones begs to differ.
One of.
How about Carlos Baerga? I was somewhat tuned out, but he went from ubiquitous to "Huh, that guy's still playing?" in a very short timeframe. I'm not sure how good he really was, though.
Yeah yeah.
Baerga had two really good seasons, but it feels more like early peak. Two more average seasons followed before becoming a replacement player.
For Dunn, I'm not sure he counts either. His defense is so horrendous that it negates any offensive value. Now that a team finally recognizes his terrible defense, he got old.
I'm really glad he was able to do it in Chicago.
fivemore walks.Six. FTFM.
He's breaking out!
Hicks has three times as many walks, though - fewer strikeouts, too.
I wonder if Ramirez wishes he had spent more time with his family now that Arcia is, uhh, not doing quite as good as his first game.
JeffA alert: Corky Miller is back in the big leagues
Here's hoping he can add a third .000/.000/.000 season to his total!
Hawk Harrelson: '10 years ago, if the Twins would have spent some money they would have won 2-3-4 World Championships'
We could have signed a pinch bunter!
I don't think the White Sox got what they expected when they got a catcher named Flauers.
Listening to this game on the radio. I hear that Dazzle still doesn't know how to pronounce Morneau.
In his defense, he doesn't know how to pronounce most names.
That was in his defense? You'd make a crappy lawyer.
I bet he'd play a good one on tv, though.
For whatever reason, saying "in his defense" and then saying something to make it worse is one of my favorite riffs.
I feel like I've used that one myself.
Double plays are enjoyable.
That one was less enjoyable.
it appears Mr Floyd has a nasty curveball working today.
a hit!
Suck it, no hitter.
"They've got some excellent guys at the top. Terry Ryan, Billy Smith..."
Let's not put those two back to back, Sox guys. That's all I ask.
Is it Hawk? Cause if anyone can recognize top tier FO talent, its him.
The other one said that. Is it still Steve Lyons?
I thought it was Steve Stone? I don't know, they suck either way.
yeah, that conversation was kind of ridiculous
it all boiled down to 'the Pohlads need to spend some money'
Can either of those guys pitch?
Oof, that was one shitty at bat.
okay, so you might not hear me on the field...
If you run into any Sox fans, make sure to mention that they're horrible human beings.
Delmon Willingham
How many times do you see that? Guy breaks up a no hitter, then makes a crappy play in the field.
This inning is going well!
Eat it!
Run right on out of this inning, then.
WGN flashed a graphic 'Run Expectancy runners on 2nd > 2 out' (50%) and also what Twins pitchers give up in that situation (29%)
whoa
Yeah, if the Twins are at .500 you know the pitchers have been overperforming.
I was more surprised by number like that go up on a screen and the old fogey Hawk doesnt complain about being confused by advanced stats (cybermetrics).
ooooooook then.
Time to start up this ballgame, guys
Nice dig by Morneau.
not a strikeout.
I'm running the https game log now, so I'm expecting a secure victory now
I'm under no illusions that Escobar will ever be even a league-average hitter. I am a happier about the way he swings the bat than I am with Florimon, though. I'm also a lot happier about the way he plays the field.
This is our inning.
Why isn't Cooper bringing in a LH reliever with Willingham up and bases loaded? /dream
rBBi
TWINS BASEBALL!!
Gah.
oooooofda
Yup, Diamond's about done for the day.
freakin' give-back runs
Prepare for the give-back give-back runs.
a double down the line would be awesome right now
A wild pitch! That's like a bunt without the out!
Dick arguing against a bunt? I'm confused.
Hicks and Arcia cant hit a curveball
The nice part is that lately, Hicks hasn't been quite as eager to try. Solid at bat there (even though when he initially hit it, I was sure it was an out).
HICKS!!!!
HICKS!!
SEND HIM!!!
Hicks Baseon!
How many weeks have you been waiting to use that one?
I used it several weeks ago. It lead to a nice sequence of physics puns.
There are no nice sequences of physics puns, ionicly.
Has that been used before? That's pretty fantastic, either way.
I think the point is that you don't get to use it nearly often enough.
Yeah, that's the bad thing about being rare.
Still fantastic
Also, I remember that thread now.
Also, I think that was the last time he got a hit. 🙁
It would almost have to be.
He's back hitting above SBG's age, but still below Andre the Giant's shoe size.
Stop that, Robin.
Crainspotting.
C'mon Crain wreck!
Consider it wrecked.
YES!
That ham is consensual.
Hammer is down.
Crain wreck!!!
WILLINGHAM!!!
Tuned in just in time to see Willingham clear the bases. What is this scoring runs with the bases loaded thing?
Well, Hicks had an RBI single, so they figured as long as the pigs were flying and hell was freezing over...
I tuned in right before Hicks's hit. Go team.
CANADIAN BASEBALL!!
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I'm really digging the Sox throwback uniforms today.
Boo. Where are the softball shorts?
Give back give back runs!
I can not stand the Toyota commercials with the perky yet rude chick.
Listening to White Sox TV announcers when they are losing is one of the true joys of my life.
I loved the 5 pitches of silence.
first Sox player to touch home other than De Aza
Dunn couldn't stand Hicks having more hits than he had homers
Also, he couldn't stand being 0-for-31.
Thanks, dw for the wgn heads up. I switched over from the spurs' spanking the lakers.
Slowey gets discussed with befuddled surprise (at how well he's doing) rather than complete disdain (the disdain was still there, but they had to tone it down since he's not being a completely terrible pitcher).
Arcia with his Hicks impression. Droid thinks Arcia should be spelled "Sexual." Huh.
Harold Baines bobblehead day on the 27th. What I really want is an Oscar Gamble.
bobblefro
the twitters machine tells me Sano hit an opposite field HR, then got ejected for taunting. 2 coaches also ejected.
nice.
Two Palm Beach players were hit by pitches twice each in the game, none for Ft. Myers, but I wonder if Sano was brushed back and then hit the homer. The first time for each player happened in the first four innings.
Sounds like HP umpire Fernando Rodriguez may have lost control of the game.
estimated 450 foot HR too.
He went to Jared!
That's one karat.
Girl's best friend again.
I liked the montage of Twins talking about the rivalry with the White Sox. They managed to not include either Mauer or Morneau - the only two Twins who can probably remember when this was an actual rivalry.
The only two who KNEW there was a rivarlry
Perk would know.
Addison? Sounds like a disease. Do we have a cure?
No runs, no hits, no calories -- that's Jared
New rule: The White Sox have to hit with brooms this inning.
That's one jagged, little pill.
Time to Perk-o-cet 'em down in order
Dunn.
I love Hawk's despondency.
SWEEEEEEEEEEEP
I might be developing a dependency.
Suh-weep!
Nice win. Now if I can just scam some Darvocet from the nurse this birthday won't be so bad after all.
All three of Hicks' hits have been with RISP in the seventh inning or later all in Twins' victories in which the game was tied or within one run. CLUTCH!
sounds like at PHer in the making
Looks like I missed a great South Side sweep today - was out biking this. Heard the recap on the Mets broadcast on the way back - Willingbiscuit!.
The Ham was Willing, and the Sox were weak! We're still on track for 155-7!