I had a pretty nice game log all ready to go today, but we won't be using it because it's on my laptop. I'm writing this on my backup PC, which I built about the same time that Gardy took over as manager of the Twins. It's slow. Painfully slow. Matt LeCroy slow. Sloths laugh at things this slow. But it's all I've got until I can eradicate the apparent malware that has basically bricked my laptop.
The Twins open a 4-game series tonight against the team we all love to hate. The Yankees send 41-year-old Andy Pettitte to the mound. We know what he can do. He's beat the Twins in his last seven starts against the hometown nine. The Twins counter with Scott Diamond, who has struggled in has past few starts while posting a 1-3 record since June 2nd. But for once it actually feels like the Twins match up pretty well with the banged-up Bombers sans ARod and the Cap'n. We'll see.
Play ball!
These are not your father's Yankees
Brett Gardner CF
Jayson Nix SS
Robinson Cano 2B
Vernon Wells RF
Travis Hafner DH
Zoilo Almonte LF
Lyle Overbay 1B
Chris Steward C
David Adams 3B
Wow, that is ugly. On the other hand, no Mauer tonight. Apparently too scared to play the Yankees, so he is "under the weather." Never heard of it.
Yeesh, that is ugly, 'cept for Gardner and Cano.
Overbay, Hafner, Wells and Nix on the same team and all playing does amuse me a bit, though.
I have never heard of Zolio Almonte, and that seems like a name I'd remember. I've not heard of Steward or Adams either, at least not that I remember.
I saw a note where Mauer has played the last 20 games.
I think a day off is fine.
particularly against a lefty.
No Jeter? INCONCEIVABLE!
Good luck with the Resurrection, twayn.
If there's anyone I know who can help you, it's you, Twayn.
There is no doubt, absolutely none, in my mind that Vernon Wells is hitting a homer today when Scott Diamond hits THE WALL!.
Hey guys, I hear we're playing the #$^@$#^ Yankees.
Also, I will be listening to dicknbert over the Yankees guys. I hate those guys.
Cuddy getting some irrationally exuberant love from the scribes these days.
that's actually a nice piece. Also, Matty LeCroy!
Frank Robinson promised himself he wouldn't cry if they forgot about him. But when it actually happened, it hurt more than he could have imagined. There was no way he could have held back those tears.
They're illusions, Michael.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Great start, Scotty D!
Funny, I don't get the hives anymore when Pronk steps in.
I dislike Robbie Cano
Doumit is having a hard time catching the ball this inning
Doumit is having a hard time catching the ball
this inning. FTFY. I didn't realize how much he sucks until that article about the best and worst framers for catchers (Mauer one of the best, Doumit one of the worst). Now, I watch him jab at pitches all the time. He had a horrible game tonight behind the plate.I see that Joe Coleman is transferring from the U to St. Mary's out here (not the Winona one). Huh. I guess not everyone is excited about the coaching transition.
The announcement that he was leaving came in May.
Who had 7 pitches in the "first mound visit for the Yankees" pool?
does Vegas do 'prop bets' for baseball game?
The Number 2 Hitter is our best hitter.
not a homer.
boo
Sprinkles!
Doooooms
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Morneau was out? whoa
what an awful call. wowzers
I dont even know how the ump misses that call. he is not shielded from the play.
f'ing Yankee umps.
I totally thought Gardy was gonna get tossed there. He has a good case, that was a Yankeelicious call.
oh my. LOL
Payback is sweet.
Oh man, that was all kinds of awesome.
"base hit and an RBI"??? hahahaaha!
hometown scoring!
five more runs this inning would be nice.
ump scouting report from Reusse:
First he needs to work on out and safe. Then we'll move on to strikes and balls.
That entire series of plays was great. Pettitte flailing completely to field the ball and Arcia frantically moving (I hesitate to call that running) to second.
I like these Yankees better than previous incarnations.
It's like Vincent Price as Applegate in summer stock theater!
Dick: "Overbay's had a GREAT career and put up DECENT numbers and he's done FINE...."
Now that's just a hilarious beginning of a sentence.
...Four strikeouts by Diamond? What is going on here?
note the mention of Applegate above....
But is he a True Yankee?
I'm unfortunately blacked out here for this one.
Make it stand, kids.
if Willingham goes on the DL, I wouldnt mind if Chris Herrmann gets called up. With Doumit's sore ankle and needing a backup OF, Herrmann kills 2 birds with 1 stone
That makes a lot of sense.
He deserves it after batting like .500. My guess is Hicks will be the one called up.
Cano again? blerg
Bert marvelling at Cano's sustained production despite having no protection. The dots are there, waiting to be connected.
We are getting boned this inning.
a lot of balls hit hard that inning, but all for outs.
I wonder if the young guys coming up will be all like, "what the heel, why were you guys do scared of the Yankees?"
where did everyone go?
We all know the wall is coming. Just trying to get ahead of it.
Watching sesame street so my daughter will go to sleep.
I've quoted that a few times of late.
Still blacked out, and thinking about bed soon to be honest.
I love it.
GENE!
I'm confused. Are we gonna beat Pettitte or are we going to off him?
Wait, sean is a pitcher on the Yankees?
He's only a few months older than me.I've been found out!Dick just referred, I think, to Pettitte as "one of the best pitchers of his era." Sure, if you ignore the top, oh, 30 of the last 20 years.
How many of those were Yankees? Q.E.D.
From the list below: six.
How many of those have never lost to the Twins during Gardy's managerial career?
David Wells at least.
Top 25 since 1990, minimum 2000 innings, ranked by ERA+:
Bradke!
I had to include him so we could describe Pettitte as "a bit better than Radke."
Barely.
Count. teh. Ringz.
Pettitte is a compiler. His WAR7 is lower than Radke's WAR7.
If you go strictly by the rule of including pitchers who would raise the average JAWS of HOF pitchers--and talking about "best of era" seems almost like codespeak for the HOF to me--I find the lists interesting:
IN:
Roger Clemens
Randy Johnson
Greg Maddux
Pedro Martinez
Curt Schilling
Mike Mussina
Tom Glavine
Out: (retired 2000 or after or still active)
Roy Halladay
Kevin Brown
John Smoltz
David Cone
Bret Saberhagen
Kevin Appier
Chuck Finley
Orel Hershiser
CC Sabathia
Johan Santana (JAWS numbers very close to Koufax, actually)
Tim Hudson
Andy Pettitte
Dwight Gooden
Roy Oswalt
Mark Buehrle
Kenny Rogers
David Wells
Jamie Moyer
Carlos Zambrano
Javier Vasquez
Brad Radke
Cliff Lee
Bartolo Colon
Jose Rijo
Justin Verlander
Al Leiter
Felix Hernandez
Jake Peavy
Dan Haren
Barry Zito
Josh Beckett
Gardy pulled Diamond Animals.
Show. the. shoeshine.
Hey guys, did you know that Girardi wears #28? He's a leader.
Gardy would be a leader, but "3" is retired.
Also, despite his fondness for weird lineup construction, he's a decent human being.
At least he kept it in the park.
Jared Burton tweaked a groin muscle about a month ago and missed a few games. Ever since, he has become very hittable.
And he's not that great with throwing to first.
Apparently they only recommend rest with arm injuries?
[redacted]
Burton still on the schneid.
Man, this sucks.
Burton is marginally worse at throwing to first than he is at throwing to home.
I was worried there that we were going to hang an L on Pettitte, but thankfully the Twins took care of that.
i am done.
What, you don't think Duensing can clean up?
So much for beating off Pettitte.
What a wanker.
blown call by the ump, Twins pitchers soiling themselves late in the game
yep, the Yankees are in town.
Gardy looks like he's going to cry.
All those pitchers on the staff and not a one of em can get a guy out.
WHAT!? The contact play never works.
pulled up Gameday on the last Twins out of the 7th...looks like this one's on me, folks. sorry
Or on Gardy for trying to do the same damn thing every night, expecting different results.
What are you talking about? He benched Mauer for being a pussy.
And then PH's him in a strikeout situation
Chrissy Chrissy Parm Parm.
If I was Girardi, I would walk Mauer to deal with Escobar and Thomas.
Robertson and Rivera get the most generous outside corner. Credit to them for being able to consistently hit that spot, but it's incredible that they get it all the time. Joyce, who actually wasn't giving Pettitte teh extra inches, is suddenly giving it away.
FSN didnt have FOXtrax up, but I thought the first 'strike' looked generous
This. The strike zone was the stripe of the opposite batters box.
BEST FANS IN BASEBALL
If the Yankees want people who suck to go play for them, I think the Twins could help them out.
but the Twins will not part with Butera
Can you blame them? Every team needs a 6th catcher.
Caleb Theilbar should be pitching
I'm done with this crap. See you guys for some more torture tomorrow.
Handbasket ===> Hell
I'm starting to feel sorry for the Wall- the Twins just keep smashing into it, harder and harder.
We can all remember times when the Twins won Game 1 of a series with the Yankees, and we can remember how that turned out. Clearly, the Twins tanked the end of this game so that wouldn't happen again. Clever strategy by Gardy, actually. We'll just have to settle for 119-43!