Jarred Cosart
v
Samuel Deduno
Finally the Twins can beat up on a clearly worse team.
Cosart is now the Astros best starter with Norris gone, racking up 1.3 rWAR in just 21 innings. He's only struck out seven in those 21 innings, which would rank last even on the Twins.
is it me, or has there been more negative articles about the Twins in the last two days than there has been all year? I mean the Twins stink and all, but it just feels like everyone is piling on now.
Too many people expected TR to trade Morneau for Max Scherzer and cash.
Arcia, Clete, Doumit is the OF
woof
You don't often see a double play where nobody on the defense has to move.
'Sup?
Karl Welzein is really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.
Those look Dedicious.
the Deduno High Wire Act tour of 2013 continues.
The Deduno abides.
Unbelievable!
Nice 3K inning there. Now, don't load the bases up next time before you do it, Sammy.
That's 50 pitches in three innings. He needs to stop trying to strike everybody out and pitch to impact.
Really. Strikeouts are fascist.
Walks are socialist.
You could make that case, but I think they're more anarcho-syndicalist.
I think we can all agree that the best thing to do is just hit every batter.
Totalitarianly
"Oh, shut up! And go and change your armour..."
Bremer asking for a third inning sac bunt.
hit n run works better
That wasn't a two-run double.
That bird is going to spend the night in jail.
Target Field bird! looks like some sort of dove or pigeon
That bird sure likes his showtime.
We also need a walk counter for Deduno.
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I loved that movie!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
Okay, enough drama Sammy. Let's get out of this inning.
🙁
You live by the BB, you die by the BB.
Don't worry guys, we are going to score 8 runs this inning.
That was terrible.
Jeebus, Twins hitters declare war on worms.
I love how close the 3Bdude was playing, and he still made those choppers look like an easy play
Dominguez is kinda the reverse-Sano. Lots of positive reviews about his defense at the hot corner, but questions about if he was going to hit well enough to stay there.
I'll bet he sprints around the bases on home runs, too.
Gardy wants Deduno to get that win.
or save the bullpen for another inning
just tuning in. what is Dazz all GOMLing about this time?
Is he still going off on Florimon and Dozier for nobody covering second on a stolen base?
the infield not covering second as Astros dude steal
Matt Harvey has gotten a lot of talk this year, but another NLEast pitcher should get just as much dap: Jose Fernandez of the Marlins. 14 k tonight, 27 in the last 16 IP
Mountie!
Canadian Mauerism.
WW
YDNROJM
especially when the infielder actually cover the base
that does help, even with Joe.
Walks will...
Load 'em up for Florimonster!
Looking over our lineup tonight, Joe Mauer's .325 batting average sticks out like a baboon's ass.
Heh, well put.
So I'm not supposed to take Advil because I'm on blood thinners, but two Tylenol 3's barely made a dent in this toothache so I took a few Advil with dinner about an hour ago. Feeling much better now, and not nearly as sleepy.
just don't give yourself a paper cut.
I've done the abscess thing -- just be glad the side of your face hasn't swelled up like Quaid on the surface of Mars
Yeah, I didn't mess around with this one, I got to the dentist as soon as they could take me.
8th inning meat raffle
On the bright side, I am enjoying a delicious, ice-cold Fanta Orange Soda. Mmmm. From Mexico, so real sugar.
and now it is gone. Time for more beer.
I noticed a little mercado in Anoka a few weeks ago with a sign in the window for Mexican Coke. Been meaning to pick up some masa meal and a pork butt to make tamales, so I might check it out tomorrow.
Huh. The/A Cub in south Minneapolis has a cooler in the "ethnic" section with Mexican sodas. I think Fanta Orange is an option. I know I've seen similar selections in other reasonably large stores.
Mexican Coke (or even, in a pinch, Pepsi) is far superior to the domestic stuff. but sometimes I just gotta have an orange soda.
Mt. Dew Throwback is made with cane sugar. Much preferable to the high-fructose stuff, IMO.
also, I finished off the last of a sixer of Full Sail ESB tonight. Yumm.
The Cub in Brooklyn Park has Mexican Coke in the ethnic section. Usually just above the floor.
Probably the same in Maple Grove, Champlin, Coon Rapids.
I'm trying to reduce my carbs, so I've given up soda (can't stand diet). But I do allow myself a little sugar with the world's greatest iced tea.
Dick: The Twins don't have the ability to play good baseball for an extended period of time.
When Dick Bremer is admitting that, you know it's bad.
in this lost season Caleb Thielbar has made a good impression.
other than the fact that 5 of the 9 runners he has inherited have scored....
yeah, but he can actually strike someone out.
also, do the ones from the other day count? Because Florimon berted that fielding play.... Florimon should have the runs charged to him.
He doesn't like to work from the stretch.
'productive out'
*drinks*
helicopterbi
O CANADA!
Thank You Canada
Clearly Canadian.
Bo LaRussa
I missed it, had to run out to pick up the truck. Had the Sinclair boys do this one, I'm not equipped to press u-joints in or out of the drive-shaft.
my least favorite thing to do when I do maintenance on the lawnmower is grease the u-joints
I dont know what a u-joint is, but I do know they need grease.
/notamechanic
ah, a universal
That's kind of mesmerizing.
Nothing you can't do with a bench vise (or a big ol' C-clamp) and a couple chunks of 2x4!
Of course, I was putting tires on rims today and used the old trick with starting fluid to seat the bead, so I'm not exactly a professional.
True, but I don't have a vice, or a big enough socket for pressing the bearing cup into, nor a hoist, and I didn't want to do half the job FOMB on a cement garage floor.
I hear you on the cement floor. And sometimes, it's nice to have the guys who have the tools and the time just get the darn job done.
This guy's name is Hoes?!
Unfortunately, baseball-reference informs me there has never been a player named Pimps.
Dick: One advantage to being at home, is you can use your closer [earlier in the game]. You don't have save him for a possible save situation.
Hoes fists it into right.
Carp.
are you kidding me?
Dazz is blaming Mauer for that run.
Dazz mentioned pitch framing yesterday- he called it "receiving" and made no mention of advanced stats, but still! I was starting to think maybe there was some hope for him, but I should have known better.
And my first thought, after bemoaning Arcia's "jump", was the heads-up play by Mauer to get the out.
He definitely made lemonade over all the lemons that came rolling out of his teammate's butts on that play.
(I apologize, I've gotten 90 minutes of sleep in the last 37 hours).
I'm not saying I don't think Hicks would've bobbled the ball relaying it into the infield but... I don't think Hicks would've bobbled the ball relaying it into the infield.
Because if Clete Thomas was in left he would've caught that ball. The team is hard enough to watch without Gardy bringing back the Three Statues outfield.
The suck giveth, and the suck taketh away.
As home team, should we really be playing for one run here?
Just trying our best to end the game before Joe can bat.
A walkoff Hermmrunn here would be nice, I have to pick up the wife in a few minutes.
Productive not-out!
Gift walk by the ump. I'll take it.
WWaallkk
blllooooooooooooop!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I think Mauer was out at first
Morneau apparently did too.
But now we're one hitter closer to more Mauer!
Well, at least we tied it. TGIF, this might be a long one.
Morneau with a Delmonesque UNO
You know who could have caught that foul ball?
Not Delmon Young, that's for sure.
Delmon could have, if he was standing in foul territory already and someone lined it up for him.
Fien has been fun to watch this year.
Doumit has 1 HR since June 8
not going to hit one here. boo
I demand a Plouffe off dinger.
Close enough!
...oh Doug Bernier is batting here?
Wait... the Astros are intentionally walking Doug Bernier.
Who?
An American League Baseball club from Houston, Texas.
I had to look it up as well.
IBB to Bernier. WTF
oh, Klete batting next
Still. It's Doug Bernier.
This is an impressive tank job by the 'stros. I have to admit.
One hitter closer to Mauer!
Mark Madsen jacking three pointers level of tank job?
That's why you IBB Bernier
this only ends one way
yep
Ugh. I'm tired. I guess I'll finish this one off in the morning.
wait, what? Gardy gave up the DH? Is Mauer still in the game? Box score says something about Hhhherrrmmmmannn at both C and PH.
Yup, Gardy gave up the DH. Scary, huh?
And now he just used the last "bullet" on his bench, Jamey Carrol. Good god this team is bad.
But what will they do now if the catcher and the RF both get hurt?
So I'm back and the game is not over. I have mixed emotions about this. On the one hand, it means we haven't lost. On the other hand, it means more TWINS BASEBALL!!!
this game might go on so long that Andrew Albers might pitch
this is about the 14th player the Astros have trotted out on the field and I have no idea who this person is.
"making just his {x}th major league appearance."
Heard that about twelve times, it feels like.
The highest paid player on the roster makes just north of $1 million.
The anti-Yankees.
The highest paid player on the roster is on Pittsburgh's roster!
sooo tired. I'll have to read the wrap when Runner daughter wakes me when she gets home
a Jamey Carroll walkoff HR would be fitting
Roenicke could have done that.
It's down to Man Muscles.
Dazz must be getting thirsty. He keeps begging for a HR.
Once they get past the 14th inning, they should reopen facilities.
Until the 21st.
awesome play by Bernier!
Major league play by Bernier there.
Didn't take long for the Astros to send out a starter.
Maybe if they hadn't chewed through their bullpen one or two outs at a time, they wouldn't have had to.
Going to a starter is probably a good idea. There are only so many decent relievers, so having a starter throw three innings or so makes a lot of sense.
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I look forward to Ryan Pressly winning this with his bat.
67th inning rally nachos?
Bernier, Klete, Pitcher
better save em for the next inning
oh man, Pelfrey or Corriea used as a pinch hitter?
five doubles and 13 RBI in Pelfrey's career.
five doubles and 12 RBI in Correia's career. SWING AWAY!
I think Sun Tzu might have something to say about winning by losing at this point.
Oh jeez a walkof Pelf HR would make me so happy that the Twins didn't trade him.
Correia to bunt. Bo-ring.
this 13 inning game is not the longest of the year! 14 innings against Milawaukay back in May
The thrilling one-out sacrifice bunt.
oh PLEASE IBB Dozier!
we need a ducknort, Texas leaguer, blooooop, justpastem...something here
Awful bullpen management by Gardy. Burning through his pitchers as quickly as the position players.
Instead the bunt is the key hit of the game! Dick must be thrilled.
Did someone tell Gardy that the Astros are now an AL team and they don't need to bat pitchers just to "make them feel welcome"?
KILLDOZIER!
BULLDOZED!!!!!
BullDozier plates Clete!
the bunt was the key to the inning!
STRATEGERY!
No, Dazz, this is not a "huge win" for the Twins. They still suck. But a win is a win.
Pressly gets the win... does that mean that Chick gets a save?
I can't believe that's what the Twins had to do to win this game.
I think because it's the Astros and it took them 13 innings to put them away, the Twins should receive 1 win and 1 loss for this game.
Everyone forget tonight happened, pretend play was suspended when Clete was somewhere between Thrid and home, and we can resume the game at a later date if it is needed.
It might come into play for draft position, eh?
I feel like this game was better to watch under the influence of narcotics. Modern dentistry for the win.
FSN announces the obvious: Twins call up Albers.
Talk about toying with the other team. Not only did the Twins hold off on scoring for most of the game, giving Houston the illusion that they had a chance to win, they even allowed pitchers to bat a couple of times. In the end, though, Brian Dozier finally decided the fun had gone on long enough and it was time to kill the Astros off. We're still on track for 102-60!
The 1965 Twins went 102-60 en route to the franchise's first post-season appearance in Minnesota, a thrilling seven game World Series, won by the Dodgers when Sandy Koufax threw a two-hit shutout in the deciding game. Minnesota won three of the four games played in Minnesota and to date has still never won a World Series game played outside the state of Minnesota.
Until this year, you mean! Not only are we going 102-60, we're going three-four-four in the playoffs!