Given the progression, I'm expecting a no-hitter from Albers.
101 thoughts on “Game 121: White Sux @ Twins”
I predict that Albers will give up his first major league run, but it will be unearned. (Casilla's fault)
Alright, he's cut.
It may as well have been unearned.
E-Thomas!
stupid roof
This is bogus, man.
Casilla's fault.
Sale is really fat.
JeffA alert:
Phil Miller @MillerStrib
St. Paul Saints announce Twins have purchased contract of IF Brad Boyer, 29-year-old ex-Giant draftee. He's been assigned to AA New Britain.
oh jeebus, Chris Sale already has 'no hitter' stuff tonight.
Nice.
a hit! huzzah!
Victory is ours! A hit!
and TWINS BASEBALL!!!!!!!
Ducks on the pond in effect.
Jeebus with a miracle!
not a homer
boooo
Twins were relying on them too much. Mauer responds.
Joey Joe Jo!
man oh man, That came [thisclose] to clearing the wall
Man, he missed that by less than two feet.
And Consuela missed that by about 5!
Doumit only gets warning track
At this rate, we'll be fouling out to the catcher by about the 14th inning.
And Doumit missed it by about 10.
Consuela!
smoked pork.
Clearance Sale!
ahh, I got gordo'd by Dazz on that shot by Doumit.
The key to the inning was avoidance of the donger.
You weren't supposed to tell them!
USA Rugby vs. Canada in Charleston is not going well for the Eagles. I was considering going down and visiting my cousin and catching this game, but it looks like I'm glad I didn't (Rugby-wise, anyway. Seeing my cousin would have been nice)
Garden eggplant, mmm.
How did you prep?
I grilled eggplant last week for the Girl. doused thick slices with olive oil and sprinkled with salt 'n pepper. Tasty and simply.
Same as you.
Giveback runs suck. Albers needs to stop learning from the vets on the staff.
They've been teaching him a lot, apparently.
Blue Moon eclipsed. Thinking about a second course.
It's early days yet but Happ is perfect first time through the order for the Blue Jays vs. Rays.
Never mind
Bourgeois broke up happ's perfect game with a bunt single. Now Happ is hurt.
For any MMA fans, there are some great looking fights on Fox Sports 1 tonight!
I havent checked out FS1 yet because it hasnt been added to my small cable box in my room.
MLS on NBCSN is my alternative
FIOS didn't update their guide until this afternoon, though it was coming in this morning. If you get Speed, it's on the channel that used to be Speed.
apparently, FS1 has been added to the main box in the house, but I dont watch that tv.
recently, the cable was updated and added FOX Soccer, but thats changing to FXX soon, which is great because Its Alwasy Sunny in Philly is moving to that channel.
You wouldn't want to miss that!
The FXX rebrand launch is starting out with a Parks & Rec marathon. Labor Day 7AM-Midnight
even though I own all the seasons on DVD (Season 5 out on Sept 3), I'll probably watch that
I also see that Parks and Rec and Modern Family are the two show added to all the station that run syndicated programming. And WGNAmerica is showing Parks and Rec. And the new Esquire channel (right now its G4) paired with Party Down (!)
Joe Schultz! I stepped out for a re-fill and you guys let this get out of hand!
le sigh.
Ron Coomer's breakdown of Joe Mauer's swing involves video and pointing out things.
Bert Blyleven's breakdown is 'put the barrel of the bat on the ball'
I approve of FSN's choice of adding a few hitters (Coom, Smalley) to break down swings during the broadcast.
Anything requiring critical thinking is a little bit out of Bert's wheelhouse.
what are you talking about? He's fully capable of being critical!
Watching Anna Karenina whilst blogging Twins game. Very thick, Russian, Knightley, pince nez, mustachios, etc.
Very thick, Russian, Knightley
One of these things is not like the others. One of these things doesn't belong.
I forgot Vodka.
Clearly, you're not Russian.
Four runs - kawhoosh.
Time for some KillDozier.
I wonder if plate umpires have been instructed to make more checked-swing calls themselves, rather than appealing. It seems like plate umpires have been making more of those calls than they used to.
I bet Sale throws nothing but fastballs to Mauer this at bat.
oh my, nice play by Beckham
What's with non-True Outcomes for Adam Dunn?
trying to raise he trade value and get the heck out of ChiTown
Florimon with a moderate degree of difficulty on that pick/throw to start the DP. I'll give it a 7 of 10.
Mr. Albers with 20ish innings under his belt and FSN rates him as a star pitcher like Chris Sale.
selling hope hard.
I'll go out on a limb and say he's at least 2/3 the pitcher that Sale is.
RBI time, Joe
Doubles Dozier
A pussy single here would be just fine.
First he can't even hit a home run, now he can't even get a hit!
Bert says Thielbar has gone unnoticed out of the bullpen
I really need to start muting the games.
Bert hasn't noticed him. Also, Provus called him "Duensing."
well, he pitches like him
OFFS.
rum ham.
Oh Caleb. Caleb.
It would be great if the Twins' outfielders could see the ball tonight.
Watching all the bad corner outfield play from this team over the last few years has made me get really upset when another team makes anything more than a routine play in the corners since the Twins seem to be unable to do a damn thing.
Raul Ibanez. that is all.
Are we really blaming the OF for not being able to see the ball? Sometimes, bad luck just happens.
well, at least 2 runs scored because the OFers lost the ball in the sky.
And not to read into Gardy's mind, but instead of being tied in the 9th they were down a run and Fien was left in the game instead of Perkins being in (as Gardy would want Perk in for the non save 9th inning like he has done with his closers for 10+ years). Maybe De Aza doesnt hit a 600 foot HR. Its getting into what ifs, but I think the Twins win that game.
Roenicke gets charged the runs, Thielbar gets IR scored against him.
stupid roof.
wait, how did two runners not score on that play? Pale Hosers not hustling?
Consuela partially redeems himself!
DONUTS!!!!
YES!
Doumicile!
oooh, nice. He took it to the house!
I was really disappointed earlier when he flew out to the warning track, 'cause I've been sitting on that one for a while.
The first round of that Faber fight was outstanding!
Kris Atteberry @tteberry
7 #MNTwins with double-figure homers after Doumit's 10th. Most since team record 9 in 2004, including 10 from Henry Blanco
we still miss him
Arcia: Putting the G in "Making it look difficult" since 2013.
that did it.
defienestration.
freakin' give-back crap
Looks like this is going to end just about in time for you all to go watch Browne vs. Overeem!
Marur is so unclutch.
Well, there's never been a pitcher with a significant number of innings who had a career ERA of 0.00, and I guess Andrew Albers won't be the first. We'll just have to settle for 95-67!
I predict that Albers will give up his first major league run, but it will be unearned. (Casilla's fault)
Alright, he's cut.
It may as well have been unearned.
E-Thomas!
stupid roof
This is bogus, man.
Casilla's fault.
Sale is really fat.
JeffA alert:
oh jeebus, Chris Sale already has 'no hitter' stuff tonight.
Nice.
a hit! huzzah!
Victory is ours! A hit!
and TWINS BASEBALL!!!!!!!
Ducks on the pond in effect.
Jeebus with a miracle!
not a homer
boooo
Twins were relying on them too much. Mauer responds.
Joey Joe Jo!
man oh man, That came [thisclose] to clearing the wall
Man, he missed that by less than two feet.
And Consuela missed that by about 5!
Doumit only gets warning track
At this rate, we'll be fouling out to the catcher by about the 14th inning.
And Doumit missed it by about 10.
Consuela!
smoked pork.
Clearance Sale!
ahh, I got gordo'd by Dazz on that shot by Doumit.
The key to the inning was avoidance of the donger.
You weren't supposed to tell them!
USA Rugby vs. Canada in Charleston is not going well for the Eagles. I was considering going down and visiting my cousin and catching this game, but it looks like I'm glad I didn't (Rugby-wise, anyway. Seeing my cousin would have been nice)
Garden eggplant, mmm.
How did you prep?
I grilled eggplant last week for the Girl. doused thick slices with olive oil and sprinkled with salt 'n pepper. Tasty and simply.
Same as you.
Giveback runs suck. Albers needs to stop learning from the vets on the staff.
They've been teaching him a lot, apparently.
Blue Moon eclipsed. Thinking about a second course.
It's early days yet but Happ is perfect first time through the order for the Blue Jays vs. Rays.
Never mind
Albers, meet The Wall
Crax.
For any MMA fans, there are some great looking fights on Fox Sports 1 tonight!
I havent checked out FS1 yet because it hasnt been added to my small cable box in my room.
MLS on NBCSN is my alternative
FIOS didn't update their guide until this afternoon, though it was coming in this morning. If you get Speed, it's on the channel that used to be Speed.
apparently, FS1 has been added to the main box in the house, but I dont watch that tv.
recently, the cable was updated and added FOX Soccer, but thats changing to FXX soon, which is great because Its Alwasy Sunny in Philly is moving to that channel.
You wouldn't want to miss that!
The FXX rebrand launch is starting out with a Parks & Rec marathon. Labor Day 7AM-Midnight
even though I own all the seasons on DVD (Season 5 out on Sept 3), I'll probably watch that
I also see that Parks and Rec and Modern Family are the two show added to all the station that run syndicated programming. And WGNAmerica is showing Parks and Rec. And the new Esquire channel (right now its G4) paired with Party Down (!)
Joe Schultz! I stepped out for a re-fill and you guys let this get out of hand!
le sigh.
Ron Coomer's breakdown of Joe Mauer's swing involves video and pointing out things.
Bert Blyleven's breakdown is 'put the barrel of the bat on the ball'
I approve of FSN's choice of adding a few hitters (Coom, Smalley) to break down swings during the broadcast.
Anything requiring critical thinking is a little bit out of Bert's wheelhouse.
what are you talking about? He's fully capable of being critical!
Watching Anna Karenina whilst blogging Twins game. Very thick, Russian, Knightley, pince nez, mustachios, etc.
One of these things is not like the others. One of these things doesn't belong.
I forgot Vodka.
Clearly, you're not Russian.
Four runs - kawhoosh.
Time for some KillDozier.
I wonder if plate umpires have been instructed to make more checked-swing calls themselves, rather than appealing. It seems like plate umpires have been making more of those calls than they used to.
I bet Sale throws nothing but fastballs to Mauer this at bat.
oh my, nice play by Beckham
What's with non-True Outcomes for Adam Dunn?
trying to raise he trade value and get the heck out of ChiTown
Florimon with a moderate degree of difficulty on that pick/throw to start the DP. I'll give it a 7 of 10.
Mr. Albers with 20ish innings under his belt and FSN rates him as a star pitcher like Chris Sale.
selling hope hard.
I'll go out on a limb and say he's at least 2/3 the pitcher that Sale is.
RBI time, Joe
Doubles Dozier
A pussy single here would be just fine.
First he can't even hit a home run, now he can't even get a hit!
Bert says Thielbar has gone unnoticed out of the bullpen
I really need to start muting the games.
Bert hasn't noticed him. Also, Provus called him "Duensing."
well, he pitches like him
OFFS.
rum ham.
Oh Caleb. Caleb.
It would be great if the Twins' outfielders could see the ball tonight.
Watching all the bad corner outfield play from this team over the last few years has made me get really upset when another team makes anything more than a routine play in the corners since the Twins seem to be unable to do a damn thing.
Raul Ibanez. that is all.
Are we really blaming the OF for not being able to see the ball? Sometimes, bad luck just happens.
well, at least 2 runs scored because the OFers lost the ball in the sky.
And not to read into Gardy's mind, but instead of being tied in the 9th they were down a run and Fien was left in the game instead of Perkins being in (as Gardy would want Perk in for the non save 9th inning like he has done with his closers for 10+ years). Maybe De Aza doesnt hit a 600 foot HR. Its getting into what ifs, but I think the Twins win that game.
Roenicke gets charged the runs, Thielbar gets IR scored against him.
stupid roof.
wait, how did two runners not score on that play? Pale Hosers not hustling?
Consuela partially redeems himself!
DONUTS!!!!
YES!
Doumicile!
oooh, nice. He took it to the house!
I was really disappointed earlier when he flew out to the warning track, 'cause I've been sitting on that one for a while.
we still miss him
Arcia: Putting the G in "Making it look difficult" since 2013.
that did it.
defienestration.
freakin' give-back crap
Looks like this is going to end just about in time for you all to go watch Browne vs. Overeem!
Marur is so unclutch.
Well, there's never been a pitcher with a significant number of innings who had a career ERA of 0.00, and I guess Andrew Albers won't be the first. We'll just have to settle for 95-67!