Day Game Alert!
Pitching: Scott Diamond against Jonny Danks
Lineups:
Twins:
- Futility Outfielder
- Futility Infielder
- Futility Infielder
- Futility Outfielder
- Futility DH
- Futility Infielder
- Futility Outfielder
- Futility Infielder
- Futility Catcher
B!tch Sox:
- Who cares
- No
- One
- At
- This
- Point
- During
- This
- Season
Go Twins!
I assume the White Sox' leadoff batter is playing first, right?
So, the Twins are going with their standard lineup today?
nope. Futility Catcher not in the second slot. Radical!
FIRST!
sorry, best comment I could think of half-bakef enough for this team
tommy john with the first pitch. went straight to the twins dugout after that to shoot the shit with gardy
Well after all isn't Tommy John the mascot for the Twins pitching staff.
or training staff at least
Different Johns.
I think that might be my first game log LTE of the season. (Pretty much sums up where I'm at with this outfit. Can't even feign interest in the product.)
On the other hand, this is the Wolves year!
Race to the Middle!
I'll go for one of the Biffs on the end to beat the traffic.
in play, something something(s)
meaningless, meaningful baseball.
amazing what $8 can get you.
That's good.
However, you're still on the south side of Chicago.
Also, $8? Man, maybe I should have come down.
Is that the slogan for this year's club?
Provus saying "the productive out has been missing for the Twins this year" (?!)
I say the productive hit has been missing.
Or even the unproductive hit. The Twins are batting .241, 26th in baseball. I could figure it out, but the Mauer-less and Morneau-less Twins would obviously be lower than that.
Who are these batters in Twins uniforms, and what have they done with our Minnesota Twins?
Perfect Game alert!*
*is it really a jinx if it has no way of happening?
Six batters, six ground outs. Cool.
now THAT jinxed it
That HR is the first time it seems the WGN crew has actually referenced what was happening in the game. They seem to be talking about anything but.
doumit, from the on deck circle, just asked a nearby chicagoan, "aren't you a little too old to heckle?"
That's an interesting question actually. I used to heckle after a few too many barley pops, but was never close enough for anyone to actually hear me. I've had some pretty good 'gift' seats the past few years and the thought of heckling never really entered my brain. In fact, I was annoyed when some punk college kids in the row directly behind the Indians' dugout started chanting "HGH, HGH, HGH!" with Giambi in the on-deck circle. I wanted to tell the kid to shut up, but Jason did it for me... he promptly hit a homerun.
I think it can be fun if done cleverly and good naturedly. That seems to not happen much, though.
Couldn't agree more - with both points.
It's looking like the regular Twins batters came back after the second inning. This does not bode well for them.
The regular Scott Diamond still hasn't shown up yet, so my fingers are crossed.
Without seeing it or really paying attention to the game, I'd say "oh, here he is."
Come on, bullpen, do your thing.
Well, Burton did his part.
And so did Perkins!
Winning sort of results in a slight state of bewilderment these days.
And it was Provus/Atteberry; Dazzleless ballgames are a treat no matter what the record
so, escobar's a pretty cool guy. he was talking to a group of kids the whole game long, even posing for pictures in the on deck circle. then, at the end of the game, he signed autographs for them and gave his hat to the birthday boy.
Scott Diamond was upset. His team had just lost two games in a row to the arch-rival White Sox. He was determined, not just to beat them, but to discourage them, to destroy them, to crush their souls. He thought, "What would be the most discouraging, destroying, soul-crushing way to beat this team?"
Well, the obvious answer was to beat them by some ridiculous score like 18-3. But that would require his team's offense to score eighteen runs, and that might take a couple of weeks. The second-best way, he thought, would be to beat them by one run, to give them the illusion that they might win, then snatch it away.
He set out to do just that. He held the White Sox scoreless for a few innings, to see how many runs the Twins might score. Soon, it became clear that they would score four. So that mean he should give the White Sox three. It took a while, because the White Sox didn't seem all that interested. He managed to give up a home run in the fourth, and then, finally, he was able to give the White Sox two in the seventh. He was a little disappointed when Gardy took him out after that--after all, this had been a plan--but he decided he'd better not say anything. Gardy might not understand, or he might not approve. Better to let Gardy think he was tiring. Besides, he had confidence in the bullpen guys to hold the lead.
And sure enough, they did. The White Sox souls were crushed. The Twins had solidified their hold on fourth place. And the Twins were still on track for 77-85!
But that would require his team’s offense to score eighteen runs, and that might take a couple of weeks.
heh.
I defer to you expertise, but I still doubt that the White Sox have souls.