83 thoughts on “2022 Game 70: Cleveland Guardians at Minnesota Twins”

1. Pretty cool rendition of the national anthem tonight.

2. I think these dark blue uniform tops are my least favorite tops. Maybe because the dark blue and the red blend together (on tv maybe its better live and up close)

3. Dang. Gave that a ride.

4. oh myyy CORREA!!!!

5. Dang. REALLY gave that a ride.

6. We won't be shut out tonight!

7. Roy: "it's been shown, once you leave your feet, you start slowing down...."

8. Lots of hard-hit balls so far off McKenzie.

   1. "The Blade" McKenzie. 😬

9. Angel behind the plate. Thank you.

   Another hard-hit ball.

10. Luis is in a slump.

11. nice damage control by Sonny

12. That's enough of that, Sonny.

13. Correa needs a right field HR to complete a hat trick 😆

14. I like the scoring every bottom of the inning.

15. Ryan Jeffers, known bunter.

    1. They were waiting for the first sac fly.

       1. I wonder who has the most sac bunts with the least sac flies

          1. Pedro Astacio had 88 SH and 0 SF

             Record for non-pitchers

             Larry Linz, 39 SH, 0 SF

16. Aw man, Nick Gordon robber of a double maybe a triple because the ball barely caromed off the sidewall

17. Jeffers did whaaaaa?

18. We'll take the run, Luis.

19. Solo HRs Don't Hurt™

20. Time to warm up the 'pen.

    1. Meat Raffle is starting to cook

    2. That's scary.

21. The Twins can't get Kwan out.

22. Thielbar. Oof.

    1. Pettitte-like

       1. Pettitte hit the target.

23. Coulda been worse.

24. KEPLER!

25. Max-imum Effort!

26. I think I'm okay with the plan to score every inning.

    1. Trending better?

    2. Way to jinx it, Rhu.

       1. Hell in a handbasket, man. Hell in a handbasket

27. Always good to try to get two outs when you only need one. Just in case.

28. Jiminy. These guys just won't go away.

    1. You talking about our bullpen?

       1. I spookied that comment.

29. If a player gets hit by a pitch while not holding the bat is it still a hit by pitch?

    1. As long as he doesn't swing his nonexistent bat when he's hit

30. Man, this bullpen sucks.

31. Oof, Cotton.

32. TWINS BASEBALL!!!

33. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

34. Amazing inning!

35. Urshela!

36. Bullpen sucking is contagious.

37. Wait, I thought Pagan pitched last night.

    1. Everyone pitched last night.

       1. "pitched"

38. Hard cheese.

    1. More aged cheddar.

39. Got one ticket for tomorrow's matinee to whomever wants to claim it first

40. Redemptive inning for Pagán.

    1. Give him time.

       1. I wouldn't have.

41. Looks like the ball took a hop.

    1. Dumb that that is not reviewable.

       1. Dick saying that because it happened in front of the umps you can contest it. Then how can you contest a pick off play that also happens in front of the umps?

          1. Because Reasons.

       2. Probably would have been a DP anyway, but yeah

42. I’ve seen this movie before.

43. gulp

44. jiminy christmas

45. Ugh.

46. A second inning for Pagán was predictably a terrible idea.

    1. Not a good idea to leave him in more than once through an at bat.

    2. Time to brew up some Jax.

47. Bring out the boo(ze).

48. Good lord. Bloop scores two.

49. If Pagan can go back to back night in these must win games why cant Duran

    1. Got to save him for extras.

50. Welp, I’m taking my ronas back to bed.

    1. don't spill.

51. Hope falvey is making some phone calls

52. Awfully early in the season to go all Statfreak, but, damn.

53. Blow it all up.

54. That sucked.

55. I wished we'd had our better starters going for us this series

    1. I wished we'd had not our bullpen for this series.

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