Game 81: Evil Empire at Unwitting Patsies

Sabathia vs. Walters. This would be one of those games where I would actually expect the Twins to win just because they shouldn't, which is the beauty of baseball. However, it is the Yankees and so this can only end one way.

We're halfway through the season and the Twins are about where we thought they would be. At least we can look forward to Gibson starts now (like tomorrow), so there's that.

YANKEES

Gardner CF
Ichiro RF
Cano 2B
Hafner DH
Almonte LF
Overbay 1B
Steward C
Cruz SS
Adams 3B

Sabathia LHP

TWINS

Dozier 2B
Mauer DH
Doumit C
Morneau 1B
Plouffe 3B
Arcia LF
Hicks CF
Thomas RF
Florimon SS

Walters RHP

53 thoughts on “Game 81: Evil Empire at Unwitting Patsies”

  1. I heard that Canhaz Cheezburger Sabathia is going to give up 76 billion runs tonight.

  2. I think every Twins home game should from now on be subtitled Fun with Ultra Slow Motion Cameras.

  3. MC and I have really taken to watching the "American Baking Competition" on CBS. It's a bit of a guilty pleasure, so I'm not watching tonight.

    1. At first I thought he dropped it after the catch, but that's just Arcia being a bit awkward.

  4. objects in the rearview mirror are closer than they appear

    HERE COMES THE WALL

  5. DirecTV having a problem where we get background sounds, but no main voiceover. Is North Korea mad at the yanquis?

  6. Yeah, let's see the local guy some more. All Minnesota Relief Corps here we come.

  7. Gardy playing the percentages. The percentages are that the Twins are gonna lose.

  8. Bremer pondering what Cano's number would be if he didnt play at Yankee Stadium
    gee, I wonder where one can find a home/road split on the intrawebz?

  9. Clete Thomas has struck out in EVERY plate appearance in his career against Rivera. (1)

  10. I can't think of anyone I'd rather have up in this situation than Brian Dozier.

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