Here we are. The Yankees. The Twins have looked good so far, but looking good is what the Yankees start doing well before they even step on the field. Most teams in baseball struggle to sustain success. The Yankees, with all their resources, find it hard to avoid. I suppose they struggle to sustain failure - they're gonna end up good, without even trying.
Yes, the Yankees have had injuries. No, this isn't the absolute best lineup or pitching staff that NY could have fielded. But it's still darn scary. And it's especially scary because there's a, let's say, "excruciatingly painful", history of when the Twins and Yankees play in May.
But maybe this iteration of the Twins will be something different. Maybe Nelson Cruz and whoever is playing catcher tonight will each hit 3 bombs, because that's what they seem to do. Maybe we'll get Good Gibson showing up to embarrass James Paxton. Maybe Aaron Boone will be dared by his bench coach into having every player only sacrifice bunt, no matter the circumstance. And maybe he'll actually take that dare. I sure hope so.
Or maybe it'll just be some good baseball, either way. I sure hope for that too.
Ugh, I've forgotten just how much I hate Gardner.
Set the tone for the entire game right there.
That pitch looked a little high.
I see we've got a shitty strike zone for tonight
YES guys showed the pitch again with the box and it was way outside. #taleofthetape
YDNRO *checks notes* MG!
Nice wave by NY 3B coach - thanks, Pally! Out by a yanquis mile.
Pretty minor damage for such a crappy inning by Gibby.
rats.
Good turn by Evil, tho.
Crax 13 pitches - Gibby won't last 5.
This is the Gibson that drives me crazy.
The one that forces Buxton and Cron to not catch the ball or Garver not to block a pitch he should have? Gibson threw 61 of his 100 pitches for strikes despite a tiny strike zone. This was not Bad Gibby. This was a bad game for the Twins all around.
Voit looks like a bigger moron than Gardner.
LLV*3 unis showing man cleavage and bling.
SEND HIM!!SEND HIM!!SEND HIM!!
Leathah!
Needed that.
Quick hook for Paxton.
Home plate ump is terrible
This ump is shit.
Rip off. Baldusco should have gotten himself tossed for that.
Why did I turn this on?
I blame Gibson.
I blame bad defense. Gibson was fine.
Boo!
Unggggh.
I hope they come back but I can’t watch any more. Good luck!
Nuts to this
Still hate these guys and their stadium that looks like a toilet.
Kaat has been more pleasant without Blyleven around.
Spookied!
Yup, me too.
Trido.
Quwwwwwatro.
Honestly, that feels really good, no matter the outcome.
That's why I have two children