Fell asleep at 7pm and woke up at midnight. The rest of the night (and week?) should be interesting.

Two days off in a row. Cool.

I micro-caucused with Runner yesterday, bringing my total "WGOMers Met" number to fifteen. Good times.

My younger daughter continues to excel in everything she does, and I worry more by the day that my elder daughter will have trouble with this. Ugh. They're becoming young women, and this is getting difficult.

Congratulations, billionaire. Now don't do a damn fool thing like tell people you won.

It works about 15% of the time. I'm more annoyed by that than I guessed I'd be.

Last night my wife and I got stuck in our room when the door latch wouldn't activate. Fun times.

The Wild have been pretty good anyway, but if you weren't on board before, it's probably time now.

A lot of people went for these jobs I'm up for.

Paula Abdul in my head? WHY?!