Welp.

Ugh, no matter what happens, this is gonna suck.

To take your mind off any looming existential dread you may possibly be experiencing, here's a fun exercise perhaps. Assuming you had one, what was your quote in your senior yearbook? My choice seems a little silly now (very high schooly), but I can't say it wasn't fairly apt.

Okay, so I always grew up with "kitty corner", so whenever I hear "katty corner", it's always a bit disorientating. Is that a super local MN thing like "gray duck"?

We certainly had a very gusty Halloween around here, though I'll take it over what I heard was going down in Minnesota.

Have a safe out there today, citizens!

In penalties, but I'll take it.

I also have the fancy fruit watch. My absolute favorite feature is the button to make your phone chime, wherever it might be hiding. Quite a brain on the engineer that came up with that one.

I'm definitely a fruit themed mobile technologies kind of guy. I have the headphones which will automatically read notifications that you receive on your phone. They introduced a new feature where you can respond to prompts by nodding or shaking your head. The problem is you seem to need to do fairly exaggerated head movements to get it across, something that looks weird when someone who was quietly sitting there starts vigorously shaking their head out of nowhere.