Coming back from the airport at 2:15 in the morning. Wheeeeee!

Sorry for the late cup, gang. I'm on Pacific Time right now. Breathe in that lovely Pacific, uh, desert air!

Did you know there's a big ol' desert in Washington? Well, there is, and that's where I'm going.

Players Weekend is upon us in a couple weeks. The Twins have selected their names as noted below:

Ehire Adrianza: "GUARENERO"
Luis Arraez: "LA REGADERA"
Willians Astudillo: "ASTUDILLO"
Jose Berrios: "LA MAKINA"
Byron Buxton: "BUCK"
Jason Castro: "STRO"
Jake Cave: "CAVEMAN"
C.J. Cron: "CRONY"
Nelson Cruz: "BOOMSTICK"
Tyler Duffey: "THE DOOF"
Sam Dyson: "RED FINGER"
Mitch Garver: "GARV SAUCE"
Kyle Gibson: "GIBBY"
Marwin Gonzalez: "GONZO"
Ryne Harper: "HARP"
Max Kepler: "RÓŻYCKI"
Zack Littell: "LIT"
Trevor May: "IAMTREVORMAY"
Jake Odorizzi: "ODO"
Martin Perez: "EL DE LAS MATAS"
Michael Pineda: "BIG MIKE"
Jorge Polanco: "CHULO"
Taylor Rogers: "LEFTY PIECE"
Sergio Romo: "EL MECHÓN"
Eddie Rosario: "EDISITO"
Miguel Sano: "BOQUETÓN"
Jonathan Schoop: "MAMBA"
Devin Smeltzer: "#CATCHCANCERLOOKING"

A-stud seems to be trolling everyone by not putting "La Tortuga" on his uniform.

Also, check out the said, uh, uniforms:

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Mom still on trip. Kids getting unruly. Supplies and morale running low.

Walk off dongers are fun.

The Red Sox just dropped their 8th in a row. Yeesh.

Half-Baked Hall poll is up, ends Friday night.

I googled "Third Base."  The first five results had nothing to do with baseball.