Coming back from the airport at 2:15 in the morning. Wheeeeee!
Sorry for the late cup, gang. I'm on Pacific Time right now. Breathe in that lovely Pacific, uh, desert air!
Did you know there's a big ol' desert in Washington? Well, there is, and that's where I'm going.
Someone remind me to pay the credit card bill today.
Players Weekend is upon us in a couple weeks. The Twins have selected their names as noted below:
Ehire Adrianza: "GUARENERO"
Luis Arraez: "LA REGADERA"
Willians Astudillo: "ASTUDILLO"
Jose Berrios: "LA MAKINA"
Byron Buxton: "BUCK"
Jason Castro: "STRO"
Jake Cave: "CAVEMAN"
C.J. Cron: "CRONY"
Nelson Cruz: "BOOMSTICK"
Tyler Duffey: "THE DOOF"
Sam Dyson: "RED FINGER"
Mitch Garver: "GARV SAUCE"
Kyle Gibson: "GIBBY"
Marwin Gonzalez: "GONZO"
Ryne Harper: "HARP"
Max Kepler: "RÓŻYCKI"
Zack Littell: "LIT"
Trevor May: "IAMTREVORMAY"
Jake Odorizzi: "ODO"
Martin Perez: "EL DE LAS MATAS"
Michael Pineda: "BIG MIKE"
Jorge Polanco: "CHULO"
Taylor Rogers: "LEFTY PIECE"
Sergio Romo: "EL MECHÓN"
Eddie Rosario: "EDISITO"
Miguel Sano: "BOQUETÓN"
Jonathan Schoop: "MAMBA"
Devin Smeltzer: "#CATCHCANCERLOOKING"
A-stud seems to be trolling everyone by not putting "La Tortuga" on his uniform.
Also, check out the said, uh, uniforms:
Mom still on trip. Kids getting unruly. Supplies and morale running low.
No win, but improved that HR differential. Not all goals met.
Walk off dongers are fun.
The Red Sox just dropped their 8th in a row. Yeesh.
Half-Baked Hall poll is up, ends Friday night.
I googled "Third Base." The first five results had nothing to do with baseball.