When the hometown nine follow a loss like that with a win like that, it makes it awfully difficult to give up on them...

That never happened. Move along.

Now we head to Texas?! This might get worse before it gets better.

We only forgot one thing on our trip to The Petrified Forest yesterday. Here's a hint: I now look like a raccoon.

So as the Milkmaid and I were driving through a woodsy area to get to this resort last night, we see countless signs to warn us of deer and elk in the road. You know what we came within five feet of hitting, out in the middle of nowhere? A horse. An enormous, confused, motherfrigging horse.

...it's time to sweep the non-Verlander Tigers.

Four games with Detroit, starting today. This series is a big'un.

Walk-offs are a good time.

Well, that was dumb.

Time to start reminding these Clevelanders that their team is not as good as it's been acting.